DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/07/2017 Duedate: 06/20/2017
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-650
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RESIN
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7408) [14-3-2,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RESIN POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7408) [14-3-2,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROT KURR LI
THAT SMELL (760) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7407) [11-8-0,87] (65-7607) [8-11-0,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THAT SMELL (760)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (233) 35
2. THAT SMELL (760) 25 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
3. BUMPER WISDOM (771) 12 Unchartered Team
4. THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 12
5. ROUND THINGS (457) 0 BUGS VS. BULL (709)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ROUND THINGS (457) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 8 3 1
2- 2*JOB HAZARDS (420) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 8 1
3/ 4 BUMPER WISDOM (771) 9 5 0 64.3 3/ 1 KILLER TUNES (191) 4 10 0
4/ 3 THAT SMELL (760) 58 34 4 63.0 4/ 7 BUMPER WISDOM (771) 3 1 0
5/ 5 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 53 39 3 57.6 5- 4*JOB HAZARDS (420) 2 0 0
6/ 6 KILLER TUNES (191) 164 140 7 53.9 6- 5*BOURBON STREET (421) 1 0 0
7- 7*BOURBON STREET (421) 1 1 0 50.0 7- 6*ROUND THINGS (457) 1 0 0
8/ 8 SAND DANCERS (233) %1460 %1550 44 48.5 8/ 8 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DAL
SHANG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, KILLER TUNES, since THAT
SMELL took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. BUMPER WISDOM turned
their 2-0-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than
this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but don't
get cocky, THAT SMELL, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see MOFFIT win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, ROT beat ANOTHER BRICK PT2 and ANOTHER BRICK PT2 lost 6 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, DAL SHANG may be getting
bland, as RESIN stays top dog in the city. The Blazing Unicorn, humph! I've tasted
better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DAL SHANG's trash
dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. THAT SMELL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it
looks like KILLER TUNES avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. And we have NAMASTE Y'ALL in a challenge, going down
11 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought NAMASTE Y'ALL showed great skill and
promise when it overcame PORK SODA. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... SLITHER, a glorious
6-6-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad KILLER TUNES. We're all going to die
in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of DAL SHANG. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RESIN 7408 14 3 2 108 THAT SMELL (760)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 8 2 0 88 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
ROT 7407 11 8 0 87 THAT SMELL (760)
MOFFIT 7511 13 23 0 81 SAND DANCERS (233)
PORK SODA 6870 7 9 0 72 KILLER TUNES (191)
HURL LI 7572 15 10 0 71 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHIR LI 7608 14 5 1 66 SAND DANCERS (233)
IRONIC IRONY 7252 6 2 0 65 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 11 9 1 62 KILLER TUNES (191)
-POPCORN 7488 10 2 0 60 THAT SMELL (760)
CITRUS 7446 16 3 0 57 THAT SMELL (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIRI TYL AI 7515 10 25 0 55 SAND DANCERS (233)
KURR LI 7607 8 11 0 53 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROXY MUSIC 7253 2 0 1 30 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
-MUGGING 3809 1 1 0 30 JOB HAZARDS (420)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEGS 3815 1 1 0 23 BOURBON STREET (421)
-SHRAAAMP 7573 2 3 0 22 THAT SMELL (760)
-FOOZ 4166 1 0 0 15 ROUND THINGS (457)
-DOG BITE 3811 1 0 0 15 JOB HAZARDS (420)
PRAISE THE LARD 7584 1 0 0 10 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
-DAZZLE 7255 1 0 0 10 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
STARDOG CHAMPION 7635 0 1 0 1 KILLER TUNES (191)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRACKERMAN 6421 13 12 0 KILLER TUNES 191 RESIN 7408 649
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SLITHER 6887 6 7 0 KILLER TUNES 191 WHIR LI 7608 650
PERSONAL ADS
Four-one? Even with three of the wins being over standbys, that's a surprise. -- Kurr
Li, the stunned
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 was devastated by ROT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NAMASTE Y'ALL viciously subdued PORK SODA in a dull 21 minute brutal Challenge battle.
IRONIC IRONY overpowered LIRI TYL AI in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
RESIN overpowered HURL LI in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SLITHER was dealt death by WHIR LI in a 3 minute brawl.
MOFFIT vanquished CAPTIAN LENSAR in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
KURR LI was unbelievably bested by CITRUS in a action packed 4 minute fight.
PRAISE THE LARD vanquished STARDOG CHAMPION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 6 - 2 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 17 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 650 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RESIN 7408 14 3 2 108 THAT SMELL (760)
TOTAL PARRY NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 8 2 0 88 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
LUNGING ATTACK ROT 7407 11 8 0 87 THAT SMELL (760)
BASHING ATTACK HURL LI 7572 15 10 0 71 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROT 7407. The most popular warrior this turn was
KURR LI 7607. The ten other most popular fighters were IRONIC IRONY 7252, WHIR LI
7608, MOFFIT 7511, RESIN 7408, SLITHER 6887, ROT 7407, CITRUS 7446, PRAISE THE LARD
7584, LIRI TYL AI 7515, and ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475.
The least popular fighter this week was PORK SODA 6870. The other ten least popular
fighters were NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, STARDOG CHAMPION 7635, HURL LI 7572, ANOTHER BRICK
PT2 6475, LIRI TYL AI 7515, PRAISE THE LARD 7584, CITRUS 7446, ROT 7407, SLITHER
6887, and RESIN 7408.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS (13)
DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)
WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 (9245)
CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM (5164)
HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT (136)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes