DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/19/2017    Duedate: 08/01/2017

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RESIN
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7408) [17-3-2,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RESIN                          POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT SMELL (760)               
(65-7408) [17-3-2,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOFFIT                         HURL LI
SAND DANCERS (233)             SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7511) [13-26-0,71]         (65-7572) [18-10-0,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (233)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THAT SMELL (760)            16
2. BUMPER WISDOM (771)         13      BUMPER WISDOM (771)
3. BY THE LIGHT (776)           0      Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (233)          -2
                                       EYE OF THE STORM (710)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BUMPER WISDOM (771)       13   7  1 65.0   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233)        7  8 0
 2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760)          63  37  4 63.0   2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760)          5  3 0
 3- 5*BY THE LIGHT (776)         1   1  1 50.0   3/ 3 BUMPER WISDOM (771)       4  2 1
 4/ 6 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1467 %1558 44 48.5   4- 5*BY THE LIGHT (776)        1  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in DAL SHANG!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for PRAISE THE LARD?  
BUMPER WISDOM's proud of him after beating OLTIMAL THE LAME and getting 13 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  MOFFIT got smashed by LENDO TEN CHARDIN, and lost 6 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think RESIN should let 
WHIR LI be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy 
that said DAL SHANG's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Blazing Unicorn?  Don't 
look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  Like, is HURL LI popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of DAL SHANG!  He's got a 18-10-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RESIN 7408                   17   3  2   124       THAT SMELL (760)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURL LI 7572                 18  10  0   111       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROT 7407                     12   9  0    89       THAT SMELL (760)
 NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587            9   4  0    87       BUMPER WISDOM (771)
 WHIR LI 7608                 15   7  1    75       SAND DANCERS (233)
 KURR LI 7607                 10  12  0    72       SAND DANCERS (233)
 MOFFIT 7511                  13  26  0    71       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CITRUS 7446                  17   5  0    61       THAT SMELL (760)
 LIRI TYL AI 7515             11  27  0    60       SAND DANCERS (233)
-POPCORN 7488                 10   2  0    60       THAT SMELL (760)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRAISE THE LARD 7584          4   0  1    29       BUMPER WISDOM (771)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHRAAAMP 7573                 2   3  0    22       THAT SMELL (760)
-GO CART MOZART 7637           1   0  1    14       BY THE LIGHT (776)
-BLINDED 7638                  0   1  0     5       BY THE LIGHT (776)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OLTIMAL THE LAME        0  0 0                      PRAISE THE LARD 7584  653  NONE
CRACKERMAN 6421        13 12 0 KILLER TUNES 191     RESIN 7408            649  NOT REVENGED
SLITHER 6887            6  7 0 KILLER TUNES 191     WHIR LI 7608          650   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Okay, let's see what we've got.  A win over Namaste.  A loss to Resin.  A loss to a 
standby.  A loss to Rot.  A win over Citrus.  I do like a good citrus scent.  I guess 
that'll do.  Well, it will have to! -- Kurr Li

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NAMASTE Y'ALL was bested by HURL LI in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
RESIN handily defeated WHIR LI in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
MOFFIT lost to LENDO TEN CHARDIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KURR LI was defeated by SWEET ANELLA in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
LIRI TYL AI was unbelievably bested by CITRUS in a 9 minute gory expert's brawl.
PRAISE THE LARD butchered OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  2      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       RESIN 7408                 17   3  2  124 THAT SMELL (760)
BASHING ATTACK   HURL LI 7572               18  10  0  111 SAND DANCERS (233)
TOTAL PARRY      NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587          9   4  0   87 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HURL LI 7572.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIRI TYL AI 7515, RESIN 7408, 
PRAISE THE LARD 7584, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, MOFFIT 7511, WHIR LI 7608, KURR LI 7607, 
CITRUS 7446,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CITRUS 7446.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KURR LI 7607, WHIR LI 7608, MOFFIT 7511, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, PRAISE THE 
LARD 7584, RESIN 7408, LIRI TYL AI 7515, HURL LI 7572,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RESIN (65-7408) THAT SMELL (760)
GEORGE PETERS (65-6988) MEDAL OF HONOR J8 (731)

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja