DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/19/2017 Duedate: 08/01/2017
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-653
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RESIN
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7408) [17-3-2,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RESIN POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7408) [17-3-2,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOFFIT HURL LI
SAND DANCERS (233) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7511) [13-26-0,71] (65-7572) [18-10-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THAT SMELL (760) 16
2. BUMPER WISDOM (771) 13 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
3. BY THE LIGHT (776) 0 Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (233) -2
EYE OF THE STORM (710)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BUMPER WISDOM (771) 13 7 1 65.0 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 8 0
2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 63 37 4 63.0 2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 5 3 0
3- 5*BY THE LIGHT (776) 1 1 1 50.0 3/ 3 BUMPER WISDOM (771) 4 2 1
4/ 6 SAND DANCERS (233) %1467 %1558 44 48.5 4- 5*BY THE LIGHT (776) 1 1 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in DAL SHANG! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for PRAISE THE LARD?
BUMPER WISDOM's proud of him after beating OLTIMAL THE LAME and getting 13 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! MOFFIT got smashed by LENDO TEN CHARDIN, and lost 6
points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think RESIN should let
WHIR LI be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy
that said DAL SHANG's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Blazing Unicorn? Don't
look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. Like, is HURL LI popular, or what? He was challenged the most in
all of DAL SHANG! He's got a 18-10-0, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RESIN 7408 17 3 2 124 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HURL LI 7572 18 10 0 111 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROT 7407 12 9 0 89 THAT SMELL (760)
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 9 4 0 87 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
WHIR LI 7608 15 7 1 75 SAND DANCERS (233)
KURR LI 7607 10 12 0 72 SAND DANCERS (233)
MOFFIT 7511 13 26 0 71 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CITRUS 7446 17 5 0 61 THAT SMELL (760)
LIRI TYL AI 7515 11 27 0 60 SAND DANCERS (233)
-POPCORN 7488 10 2 0 60 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRAISE THE LARD 7584 4 0 1 29 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHRAAAMP 7573 2 3 0 22 THAT SMELL (760)
-GO CART MOZART 7637 1 0 1 14 BY THE LIGHT (776)
-BLINDED 7638 0 1 0 5 BY THE LIGHT (776)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OLTIMAL THE LAME 0 0 0 PRAISE THE LARD 7584 653 NONE
CRACKERMAN 6421 13 12 0 KILLER TUNES 191 RESIN 7408 649 NOT REVENGED
SLITHER 6887 6 7 0 KILLER TUNES 191 WHIR LI 7608 650
PERSONAL ADS
Okay, let's see what we've got. A win over Namaste. A loss to Resin. A loss to a
standby. A loss to Rot. A win over Citrus. I do like a good citrus scent. I guess
that'll do. Well, it will have to! -- Kurr Li
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NAMASTE Y'ALL was bested by HURL LI in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
RESIN handily defeated WHIR LI in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
MOFFIT lost to LENDO TEN CHARDIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KURR LI was defeated by SWEET ANELLA in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
LIRI TYL AI was unbelievably bested by CITRUS in a 9 minute gory expert's brawl.
PRAISE THE LARD butchered OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 7 - 2 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 653 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW RESIN 7408 17 3 2 124 THAT SMELL (760)
BASHING ATTACK HURL LI 7572 18 10 0 111 SAND DANCERS (233)
TOTAL PARRY NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 9 4 0 87 BUMPER WISDOM (771)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOFFIT 7511. The most popular warrior this turn was
HURL LI 7572. The ten other most popular fighters were LIRI TYL AI 7515, RESIN 7408,
PRAISE THE LARD 7584, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, MOFFIT 7511, WHIR LI 7608, KURR LI 7607,
CITRUS 7446, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was CITRUS 7446. The other ten least popular
fighters were KURR LI 7607, WHIR LI 7608, MOFFIT 7511, NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587, PRAISE THE
LARD 7584, RESIN 7408, LIRI TYL AI 7515, HURL LI 7572, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RESIN (65-7408) THAT SMELL (760)
GEORGE PETERS (65-6988) MEDAL OF HONOR J8 (731)
They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?
I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg. It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it. I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja