DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/03/2018 Duedate: 01/16/2018
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-665
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ROT
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7407) [16-9-0,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROT POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7407) [16-9-0,143]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROT HURL LI
THAT SMELL (760) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7407) [16-9-0,143] (65-7572) [23-17-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THAT SMELL (760)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THAT SMELL (760) 43
2. SAND DANCERS (233) -9 THAT SMELL (760)
Unchartered Team
DEAD AHEAD (363)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 80 39 4 67.2 1/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 12 1 0
2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (233) %1493 %1592 45 48.4 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) 4 11 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of DAL SHANG! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with POPCORN? He actually
beat SAND DANCERS' MOFFIT, and walked away with 14 more points from the fight. Major
screwup at SAND DANCERS. MOFFIT lost 7 points to POPCORN. Some new strategies,
perhaps? Maybe MOFFIT will provide more easy wins... Try as he might, KURR LI
wasn't good enough at persuading ROT to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... I
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?
Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel.
Warriors of DAL SHANG unite. You have only your games to lose! How long have I
been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROT 7407 16 9 0 143 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CITRUS 7446 21 5 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
KURR LI 7607 17 17 1 91 SAND DANCERS (233)
POPCORN 7488 12 4 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIRI TYL AI 7515 14 36 0 89 SAND DANCERS (233)
HURL LI 7572 23 17 0 86 SAND DANCERS (233)
WHIR LI 7608 22 12 1 79 SAND DANCERS (233)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHRAAAMP 7573 6 3 0 52 THAT SMELL (760)
-MIASMA 7405 2 0 0 49 THAT SMELL (760)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Note to self: Do not wait to attack simultaneously. Strike first. -- Whir Li
Rot -- Ah, good fight. -- Whir Li
Popcorn -- Of course I hit you in the face. It was all I could see. -- Kurr Li
Helvan Quickhand -- That was totally unnecessary. -- Hurl Li
P.S. You didn't even teach me a skill!
Citrus -- I DID pack a lunch, but somebody sat on it in the locker room. -- Liri tyl
Ai
Captain Lensar -- Down with the southpaw! -- Moffit
Hurl Li -- I demonstrated lots of skills. But you don't have enough brains to retain
a skill. -- Helvan
Moffit -- My south paw was the only one that was warm. -- Lensar
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROT devastated KURR LI in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MOFFIT was unbelievably bested by POPCORN in a exciting 3 minute gory expert's battle.
HURL LI lost to CITRUS in a popular 4 minute master's brawl.
WHIR LI was defeated by HELVAN QUICKHAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LIRI TYL AI viciously subdued MALDI STONEBREAKER in a 4 minute veteran's duel.
SHRAAAMP devastated KORKA THE HAIRY in a dull 9 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 1 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 3 - 0 84 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 22 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 665 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ROT 7407 16 9 0 143 THAT SMELL (760)
TOTAL PARRY CITRUS 7446 21 5 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
BASHING ATTACK HURL LI 7572 23 17 0 86 SAND DANCERS (233)
AIMED BLOW WHIR LI 7608 22 12 1 79 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROT 7407. The most popular warrior this turn was
HURL LI 7572. The ten other most popular fighters were LIRI TYL AI 7515, ROT 7407,
POPCORN 7488, CITRUS 7446, WHIR LI 7608, KURR LI 7607, SHRAAAMP 7573, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was SHRAAAMP 7573. The other ten least popular
fighters were KURR LI 7607, WHIR LI 7608, CITRUS 7446, POPCORN 7488, ROT 7407, LIRI
TYL AI 7515, HURL LI 7572, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ROT (65-7407) THAT SMELL (760)
HURL LI (65-7572) SAND DANCERS (233)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MOFFIT (65-7511) SAND DANCERS (233)
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