DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/28/2018 Duedate: 04/10/2018
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-671
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KURR LI
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7607) [21-19-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KURR LI PRIME
SAND DANCERS (233) THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
(65-7607) [21-19-1,107] (65-7660) [2-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KURR LI KURR LI
SAND DANCERS (233) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7607) [21-19-1,107] (65-7607) [21-19-1,107]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THAT SMELL (760) 23
2. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (774) 11 THAT SMELL (760)
3. THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 10 Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (233) 10
5. BY THE LIGHT (776) 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (774)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (774) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 8 1
2/ 3*THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 3 THAT SMELL (760) 5 4 0
3/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 89 46 4 65.9 3/ 4*THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 2 1 0
4- 2*BY THE LIGHT (776) 7 4 2 63.6 4/ 0*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (774) 1 0 0
5/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233) %1511 %1604 47 48.5 5- 2*BY THE LIGHT (776) 1 0 0
6- 5*A NIGHT SPROUT (773) 2 5 0 28.6 6- 5*A NIGHT SPROUT (773) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt DAL SHANG will ever be the same. And let's see, SHRAAAMP fought LIRI TYL AI
and gained 18 points and contributed to THAT SMELL's 2-2-0. LEAPIN LIZARD has lost
to PRIME, falling 5 points, while helping make SAND DANCERS a 1-4-0 turn. And not
without some honor, KURR LI now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of DAL
SHANG. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing
fighters do dishes at The Blazing Unicorn until they win. Maybe?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that DAL SHANG
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, DAL SHANG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in DAL SHANG and
I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KURR LI 7607 21 19 1 107 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POPCORN 7488 14 8 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIRI TYL AI 7515 17 39 0 90 SAND DANCERS (233)
SHRAAAMP 7573 10 3 0 76 THAT SMELL (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIASMA 7405 2 0 0 49 THAT SMELL (760)
-BLINDED 7638 4 2 0 48 BY THE LIGHT (776)
-GO CART MOZART 7637 3 2 2 41 BY THE LIGHT (776)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GILBERT 7616 2 1 0 33 A NIGHT SPROUT (773)
PRIME 7660 2 0 0 29 THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
BUMBLEFINGER 7655 3 2 1 28 SAND DANCERS (233)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORANGE PEEL 7656 2 0 0 19 THAT SMELL (760)
LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 3 3 0 12 SAND DANCERS (233)
LORD OF BARKNESS 7622 1 0 0 11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (774)
SHIRR LI 7670 0 2 0 2 SAND DANCERS (233)
-DUNGBEETLE KURT 7614 0 1 0 1 A NIGHT SPROUT (773)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DASL 7671 0 1 0 THAT SMELL 760 SARZINA THE BRIG 671 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I dunno what happened, maybe it was the spell of freezing rain, but my turn seems to
have gone missing, and the intense interest in this arena doesn't drive me to search
for it. -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DASL was butchered by SARZINA THE BRIGHT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
POPCORN was viciously subdued by KURR LI in a exciting 3 minute expert's Title battle.
LIRI TYL AI was unbelievably bested by SHRAAAMP in a 8 minute gory master's brawl.
BUMBLEFINGER was defeated by KORKA THE HAIRY in a 2 minute amateur's match.
PRIME devastated LEAPIN LIZARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ORANGE PEEL devastated NORMAR THE BLOND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHIRR LI was handily defeated by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 7 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 671 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK KURR LI 7607 21 19 1 107 SAND DANCERS (233)
TOTAL PARRY POPCORN 7488 14 8 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KURR LI 7607. The most popular warrior this turn
was KURR LI 7607. The ten other most popular fighters were LIRI TYL AI 7515, PRIME
7660, POPCORN 7488, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, ORANGE PEEL 7656, LORD OF BARKNESS 7622, DASL
7671, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, SHIRR LI 7670, and SHRAAAMP 7573.
The least popular fighter this week was SHRAAAMP 7573. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHIRR LI 7670, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, DASL 7671, LORD OF BARKNESS 7622,
ORANGE PEEL 7656, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, POPCORN 7488, PRIME 7660, LIRI TYL AI 7515, and
KURR LI 7607.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI