DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/18/2018 Duedate: 07/31/2018
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-679
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ORANGE PEEL
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7656) [10-0-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ORANGE PEEL POSITION IS EMPTY
THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7656) [10-0-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KURR LI KURR LI
SAND DANCERS (233) SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7607) [24-24-1,106] (65-7607) [24-24-1,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (233) 44
2. POSSE (718) 0 THAT SMELL (760)
3. THAT SMELL (760) -1 Unchartered Team
GREAT SCOTS (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 109 55 4 66.5 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 9 6 0
2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) %1530 %1625 47 48.5 2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 5 5 0
3- 3 POSSE (718) 285 316 20 47.4 3- 3 POSSE (718) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DAL SHANG, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for WEEZER, who pummelled OLTIMAL
THE LAME, to pocket 16 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 5 points to KURR LI. (Discrete enough, POPCORN?) A
certain someone saw SIOUX at The Blazing Unicorn with the shakes, and now he fails to
show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory?
ORANGE PEEL has taken his place as the top, as DAL SHANG's new Duelmaster. So who's
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a
PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Oh hard! that
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! DAL SHANG, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The
Blazing Unicorn. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORANGE PEEL 7656 10 0 0 109 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIOUX 7544 7 3 0 125 POSSE (718)
KURR LI 7607 24 24 1 106 SAND DANCERS (233)
SHRAAAMP 7573 17 4 0 96 THAT SMELL (760)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POPCORN 7488 18 12 0 88 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIASMA 7405 3 0 0 63 THAT SMELL (760)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 9 5 0 43 SAND DANCERS (233)
SHIRR LI 7670 6 4 0 37 SAND DANCERS (233)
BUMBLEFINGER 7655 6 7 1 34 SAND DANCERS (233)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WEEZER 7693 1 0 0 16 SAND DANCERS (233)
-YOUNG GUN 7535 1 0 0 15 POSSE (718)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Orange Peel -- Delicious. -- Kurr Li
Shraaamp -- Bah. -- Liri tyl Ai
Standbys are supposed to LOSE. -- Shirr Li the Indignant
Yeah, what he said! -- Leapin Lizard
Well, MINE lost. Oh, that gives me the only win on the team today.... -- Bumblefinger
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KURR LI viciously subdued POPCORN in a action packed 3 minute brutal master's fight.
ORANGE PEEL overcame LENDO TEN CHARDIN in a popular 5 minute Title match.
SHRAAAMP won victory over HELVAN QUICKHAND in a unpopular 6 minute brawl.
BUMBLEFINGER was defeated by ONE-EYED YOFAN in a 2 minute fight.
SHIRR LI demolished FELTAR OF ILLIS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEAPIN LIZARD vanquished MIM YELLOWHAIR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEEZER beat OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 1 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 12 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 679 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ORANGE PEEL 7656 10 0 0 109 THAT SMELL (760)
TOTAL PARRY SHRAAAMP 7573 17 4 0 96 THAT SMELL (760)
AIMED BLOW LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 9 5 0 43 SAND DANCERS (233)
PARRY-LUNGE SHIRR LI 7670 6 4 0 37 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KURR LI 7607. The most popular warrior this turn
was KURR LI 7607. The ten other most popular fighters were ORANGE PEEL 7656, WEEZER
7693, POPCORN 7488, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, SHIRR LI 7670, SHRAAAMP
7573, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was SHRAAAMP 7573. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHIRR LI 7670, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, POPCORN 7488,
WEEZER 7693, ORANGE PEEL 7656, KURR LI 7607, 0, 0, and 0.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."