DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/18/2018 Duedate: 07/31/2018 DAL SHANG ARENA DM-65 TURN-679 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ORANGE PEEL THAT SMELL (760) (65-7656) [10-0-0,109] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ORANGE PEEL POSITION IS EMPTY THAT SMELL (760) (65-7656) [10-0-0,109] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KURR LI KURR LI SAND DANCERS (233) SAND DANCERS (233) (65-7607) [24-24-1,106] (65-7607) [24-24-1,106] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SAND DANCERS (233) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SAND DANCERS (233) 44 2. POSSE (718) 0 THAT SMELL (760) 3. THAT SMELL (760) -1 Unchartered Team GREAT SCOTS (416) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 109 55 4 66.5 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 9 6 0 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) %1530 %1625 47 48.5 2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 5 5 0 3- 3 POSSE (718) 285 316 20 47.4 3- 3 POSSE (718) 2 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DAL SHANG, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for WEEZER, who pummelled OLTIMAL THE LAME, to pocket 16 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 5 points to KURR LI. (Discrete enough, POPCORN?) A certain someone saw SIOUX at The Blazing Unicorn with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory? ORANGE PEEL has taken his place as the top, as DAL SHANG's new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me. So much to report, so little time! Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! DAL SHANG, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Blazing Unicorn. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ORANGE PEEL 7656 10 0 0 109 THAT SMELL (760) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SIOUX 7544 7 3 0 125 POSSE (718) KURR LI 7607 24 24 1 106 SAND DANCERS (233) SHRAAAMP 7573 17 4 0 96 THAT SMELL (760) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POPCORN 7488 18 12 0 88 THAT SMELL (760) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MIASMA 7405 3 0 0 63 THAT SMELL (760) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 9 5 0 43 SAND DANCERS (233) SHIRR LI 7670 6 4 0 37 SAND DANCERS (233) BUMBLEFINGER 7655 6 7 1 34 SAND DANCERS (233) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WEEZER 7693 1 0 0 16 SAND DANCERS (233) -YOUNG GUN 7535 1 0 0 15 POSSE (718) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Orange Peel -- Delicious. -- Kurr Li Shraaamp -- Bah. -- Liri tyl Ai Standbys are supposed to LOSE. -- Shirr Li the Indignant Yeah, what he said! -- Leapin Lizard Well, MINE lost. Oh, that gives me the only win on the team today.... -- Bumblefinger LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS KURR LI viciously subdued POPCORN in a action packed 3 minute brutal master's fight. ORANGE PEEL overcame LENDO TEN CHARDIN in a popular 5 minute Title match. SHRAAAMP won victory over HELVAN QUICKHAND in a unpopular 6 minute brawl. BUMBLEFINGER was defeated by ONE-EYED YOFAN in a 2 minute fight. SHIRR LI demolished FELTAR OF ILLIS in a 1 minute mismatched competition. LEAPIN LIZARD vanquished MIM YELLOWHAIR in a 1 minute mismatched fight. WEEZER beat OLTIMAL THE LAME in a 2 minute amateur's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 - 0 61 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 0 56 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 1 35 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 12 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 679 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK ORANGE PEEL 7656 10 0 0 109 THAT SMELL (760) TOTAL PARRY SHRAAAMP 7573 17 4 0 96 THAT SMELL (760) AIMED BLOW LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 9 5 0 43 SAND DANCERS (233) PARRY-LUNGE SHIRR LI 7670 6 4 0 37 SAND DANCERS (233) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KURR LI 7607. The most popular warrior this turn was KURR LI 7607. The ten other most popular fighters were ORANGE PEEL 7656, WEEZER 7693, POPCORN 7488, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, SHIRR LI 7670, SHRAAAMP 7573, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was SHRAAAMP 7573. The other ten least popular fighters were SHIRR LI 7670, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, BUMBLEFINGER 7655, POPCORN 7488, WEEZER 7693, ORANGE PEEL 7656, KURR LI 7607, 0, 0, and 0. Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a team. He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns. One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his pen in the ink, and began to write. "It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."