DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/05/2018 Duedate: 12/18/2018
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-689
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IRONIC IRONY
THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
(65-7252) [14-3-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IRONIC IRONY SPRANG
THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) TRILLIUM (779)
(65-7252) [14-3-0,123] (65-7667) [6-3-1,62]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GAMMA VELORUM IRONIC IRONY
VELA (766) THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
(65-7502) [11-7-1,113] (65-7252) [14-3-0,123]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRILLIUM (779) 51
2. THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 32 THAT SMELL (760)
3. VELA (766) 11 Unchartered Team
4. BY THE LIGHT (776) 5
5. SAND DANCERS (233) -12 TRILLIUM (779)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 130 67 4 66.0 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 8 0
2/ 2 BY THE LIGHT (776) 11 7 2 61.1 2/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 5 4 0
3/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 74 52 4 58.7 3/ 0*TRILLIUM (779) 4 1 1
4/ 3 SAND DANCERS (233) %1551 %1654 48 48.4 4/ 3 BY THE LIGHT (776) 2 0 0
5/ 0*TRILLIUM (779) 17 19 1 47.2 5/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743) 2 2 0
6/ 4 VELA (766) 35 43 2 44.9 6/ 4 VELA (766) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in DAL SHANG! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for HEADROOM?
TRILLIUM's proud of it after beating LEAPIN LIZARD and getting 18 points. Talk about
yer major upsets! PURR LI's match with METTLE cost him a loss of 11 points! Oh,
wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all DAL SHANG. He got the
most challenges. (But what about proposals?) Was that a tear I saw in IRONIC IRONY's
eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't POPCORN fit to be tied! I hear the
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic
fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THAT SMELL was DAL SHANG's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? Is there some deep dark secret why VELA's been avoiding THAT SMELL so
much? Or is it just that they're too scared?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. It was kind of sad, seeing old DAZZLE
stumbling around the arena, before SPRANG finished it off. Oh well! That was so
totally rude when SPRANG wasted DAZZLE. I think all you warriors in DAL SHANG should
gang up on TRILLIUM! Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. DAL SHANG is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRONIC IRONY 7252 14 3 0 123 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POPCORN 7488 27 13 0 114 THAT SMELL (760)
GAMMA VELORUM 7502 11 7 1 113 VELA (766)
-KAPPA VELORUM 7501 10 4 1 101 VELA (766)
ORANGE PEEL 7656 16 4 0 93 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GO CART MOZART 7637 7 3 2 65 BY THE LIGHT (776)
-MIASMA 7405 3 0 0 63 THAT SMELL (760)
SPRANG 7667 6 3 1 62 TRILLIUM (779)
VICINITY 7666 5 0 0 60 TRILLIUM (779)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROXY MUSIC 7253 6 4 1 51 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
HEADROOM 7665 2 5 0 49 TRILLIUM (779)
LEAPIN LIZARD 7654 12 12 0 48 SAND DANCERS (233)
WEEZER 7693 6 5 0 47 SAND DANCERS (233)
METTLE 7664 4 5 0 46 TRILLIUM (779)
BUMBLEFINGER 7655 8 15 1 40 SAND DANCERS (233)
MO STANK 7692 5 4 0 35 THAT SMELL (760)
TASOR FACE 7653 2 2 1 35 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PURR LI 7697 4 3 0 24 SAND DANCERS (233)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIM LI 7698 4 3 0 23 SAND DANCERS (233)
-SCOOTER PIE 7633 3 1 0 22 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
-PHI VELORUM 7699 0 2 0 2 VELA (766)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DAZZLE 7255 5 4 0 THE MOTHERSHIP C 743 SPRANG 7667 689
CHANCE 7702 0 1 0 TRILLIUM 779 SARZINA THE BRIG 689 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I couldn't fight Korka the Hairy properly because he was too hairy. It made me twitch
just looking at him, and the thought of touching him, agggh! -- Bumblefinger
P.S. Hey, I have standards!
Mo Stank -- That graceful surrender was very good. You should do it more often. --
Leapin Lizard
Ah, standbys. Sagat of Paidan was NOT too hairy. -- Purr Li
I didn't have a problem with Korka. I don't know what Bumblefinger was going on
about. -- Weezer
Herrol Two-Finger wasn't hairy, either. -- Dim Li
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHANCE was butchered by SARZINA THE BRIGHT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
POPCORN was viciously subdued by IRONIC IRONY in a 8 minute veteran's Title duel.
GAMMA VELORUM defeated ORANGE PEEL in a 2 minute duel.
GO CART MOZART devastated BUMBLEFINGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MO STANK was defeated by WEEZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ROXY MUSIC devastated DIM LI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SPRANG butchered DAZZLE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
PURR LI was vanquished by METTLE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
VICINITY vanquished TASOR FACE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEAPIN LIZARD was savagely defeated by HEADROOM in a 2 minute gory melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 20 - 2 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 23 - 23 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 1 23 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 689 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW IRONIC IRONY 7252 14 3 0 123 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (743)
TOTAL PARRY POPCORN 7488 27 13 0 114 THAT SMELL (760)
PARRY-LUNGE GAMMA VELORUM 7502 11 7 1 113 VELA (766)
LUNGING ATTACK ORANGE PEEL 7656 16 4 0 93 THAT SMELL (760)
STRIKING ATTACK GO CART MOZART 7637 7 3 2 65 BY THE LIGHT (776)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GAMMA VELORUM 7502. The most popular warrior this
turn was IRONIC IRONY 7252. The ten other most popular fighters were METTLE 7664,
VICINITY 7666, HEADROOM 7665, WEEZER 7693, GAMMA VELORUM 7502, ORANGE PEEL 7656, ROXY
MUSIC 7253, TASOR FACE 7653, GO CART MOZART 7637, and MO STANK 7692.
The least popular fighter this week was DAZZLE 7255. The other ten least popular
fighters were BUMBLEFINGER 7655, POPCORN 7488, CHANCE 7702, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, PURR
LI 7697, SPRANG 7667, DIM LI 7698, MO STANK 7692, GO CART MOZART 7637, and TASOR FACE
7653.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POPCORN (65-7488) THAT SMELL (760)
ORANGE PEEL (65-7656) THAT SMELL (760)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium