DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2019    Duedate: 05/21/2019

DAL SHANG ARENA

DM-65    TURN-700

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEAPIN LIZARD
SAND DANCERS (233)
(65-7654) [18-17-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEAPIN LIZARD                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (233)             
(65-7654) [18-17-1,117]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEAPIN LIZARD                  HEADROOM
SAND DANCERS (233)             TRILLIUM (779)
(65-7654) [18-17-1,117]        (65-7665) [6-7-0,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (233)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRILLIUM (779)              22
2. SAND DANCERS (233)          18      TRILLIUM (779)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (763)         0      Unchartered Team
4. VELA (766)                   0
                                       KILLER PUNS 3 (418)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 WEIRD STUDENTS (763)      39  15  0 72.2   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233)       10  5 1
 2/ 0 TRILLIUM (779)            35  26  2 57.4   2/ 0 TRILLIUM (779)            3  1 0
 3/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233)       %1581 %1679 50 48.5   3- 2 WEIRD STUDENTS (763)      3  1 0
 4- 3 VELA (766)                41  49  3 45.6   4- 3 VELA (766)                0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for FORT POINT, who 
flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing OLTIMAL THE LAME like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BUMBLEFINGER, 
who dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SWEET ANELLA. 
Well, everybody's pal LEAPIN LIZARD moved hers record to 18-17-1 by defeating SPRANG 
in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 31 recognition points.  An apple a day 
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DAL SHANG arena.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This round goes to SAND DANCERS, their 18-17-1 warrior, 
LEAPIN LIZARD slew the 10-4-1 SPRANG.  Stay tuned next week to see what happens.  
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on 
the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAL SHANG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAPIN LIZARD 7654           18  17  1   117       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HITMAN HARRY 7436             9   3  0    98       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
-VICINITY 7666                 8   0  0    96       TRILLIUM (779)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARVELOUS MARK 7439           9   3  0    82       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUMBLEFINGER 7655            13  21  1    66       SAND DANCERS (233)
 HEADROOM 7665                 6   7  0    64       TRILLIUM (779)
-PRETTY PREACHER 7440          9   3  0    62       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DON LO 7716                   6   0  0    49       SAND DANCERS (233)
 PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714          4   3  0    38       SAND DANCERS (233)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TILES 7713                    3   0  1    26       TRILLIUM (779)
-SILLY SADIST 7578             1   2  0    24       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAPPY HARRY 7474              3   0  0    23       WEIRD STUDENTS (763)
 FORT POINT 7719               1   0  0    16       TRILLIUM (779)
 MIGHTY MITE 7720              3   2  0    11       SAND DANCERS (233)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPRANG 7667            10  4 1 TRILLIUM 779         LEAPIN LIZARD 7654    700   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We went five-oh against standbys, and nobody else at all fought.  This isn't worth a 
column or individual personals.  I'm surprised the arena ran fights at all. -- Leapin 
Lizard

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEAPIN LIZARD delivered the death blow upon SPRANG in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
BUMBLEFINGER was vanquished by SWEET ANELLA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DON LO subdued MIM YELLOWHAIR in a 1 minute fight.
HEADROOM vanquished PEARL JOSEPHINA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
TILES demolished MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FORT POINT won victory over OLTIMAL THE LAME in a exciting 1 minute amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   6 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   5 -  1      17  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LEAPIN LIZARD 7654         18  17  1  117 SAND DANCERS (233)
PARRY-STRIKE     DON LO 7716                 6   0  0   49 SAND DANCERS (233)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714        4   3  0   38 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEAPIN LIZARD 7654.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HEADROOM 7665.  The ten other most popular fighters were FORT POINT 7719, 
SPRANG 7667, TILES 7713, LEAPIN LIZARD 7654, DON LO 7716, PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714, 
BUMBLEFINGER 7655, MIGHTY MITE 7720,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MIGHTY MITE 7720.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BUMBLEFINGER 7655, PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714, DON LO 7716, LEAPIN 
LIZARD 7654, TILES 7713, SPRANG 7667, FORT POINT 7719, HEADROOM 7665,  0, and  0.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TITANIA 5835 (76-34-0)                 9  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3J   

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SASHA 7111 (75-101-0)                  4  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HIGH-END BUN 7554 (35-41-1)            6  3  0         TMM EXPERIMENTS 23   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MIASMA 7405 (3-0-0)                    3  3  0         THAT SMELL           

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VICINITY 7666 (8-0-0)                 12  3  1         TRILLIUM             
PRIME 7660 (4-3-1)                     3  3  1         THE MENTORS 17081    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEADROOM 7665 (5-7-0)                  2  3  0         TRILLIUM             
SPRANG 7667 (10-3-1)                   2  3  0         TRILLIUM             

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NAMASTE Y'ALL 7587 (36-21-0)           2  3  0         BUMPER WISDOM        

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HITMAN HARRY 7436 (9-3-0)              1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.