DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/26/2020 Duedate: 03/10/2020
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-721
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PRIME
THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
(65-7660) [9-4-1,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PRIME TAU VIRGINIS
THE MENTORS 17081 (778) VIRGO (780)
(65-7660) [9-4-1,105] (65-7723) [2-1-0,19]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DON LO MO STANK
SAND DANCERS (233) THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7716) [18-9-0,75] (65-7692) [13-6-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (233)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. POSSE (718) 30
2. PLACES (767) 19 THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
3. THAT SMELL (760) 10 Unchartered Team
4. CAR STARS (783) 9
5. THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 6 VIRGO (780)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*VIRGO (780) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (233) 7 8 1
2/ 3 THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 9 5 1 64.3 2/ 2 PLACES (767) 4 5 0
3/ 2 THAT SMELL (760) 142 79 6 64.3 3/ 3 THAT SMELL (760) 3 4 1
4/ 8*CAR STARS (783) 1 1 0 50.0 4/ 4 POSSE (718) 3 5 0
5/ 4 SAND DANCERS (233) %1635 %1730 52 48.6 5/ 6 THE MENTORS 17081 (778) 2 1 0
6/ 6 POSSE (718) 288 325 20 47.0 6/ 8*CAR STARS (783) 1 1 0
7- 7*PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (782) 4 5 0 44.4 7/ 5*VIRGO (780) 1 1 0
8/ 5 PLACES (767) 11 14 1 44.0 8- 7*PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (782) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DAL
SHANG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see FARGO BORUM win a fight and gain 12 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
LARRIS TAN beat TELL CITY and TELL CITY lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart.
Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SIOUX has lost the Title of
Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as PRIME takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, DAL SHANG?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. DAL
SHANG, I am losing what little hope I had in you. SAND DANCERS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was PLACES. Ha ha ha ha! HARRISON
FORD was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I guess I can give a little credit to CANNELTON of
PLACES for challenging up by 23 to DON LO. CANNELTON won to get 101 points of
recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIME 7660 9 4 1 105 THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIOUX 7544 8 4 0 111 POSSE (718)
CANNELTON 7523 5 0 0 101 PLACES (767)
MO STANK 7692 13 6 0 91 THAT SMELL (760)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DON LO 7716 18 9 0 75 SAND DANCERS (233)
PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714 14 14 0 74 SAND DANCERS (233)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIGHTY MITE 7720 12 14 1 51 SAND DANCERS (233)
-KHORGA KHAN 7737 4 2 0 51 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (782)
LARRIS TAN 7740 9 4 0 49 SAND DANCERS (233)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YOUNG GUN 7535 3 0 0 30 POSSE (718)
TELL CITY 7524 3 2 0 27 PLACES (767)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FARGO BORUM 7751 3 1 1 19 SAND DANCERS (233)
TAU VIRGINIS 7723 2 1 0 19 VIRGO (780)
HARRISON FORD 7755 1 1 0 12 CAR STARS (783)
-RANCH ROAST 7746 1 0 1 11 THAT SMELL (760)
-FENNHAVEN LAKE 7541 0 3 0 3 PLACES (767)
OLBERDING CAFE 7748 0 2 0 2 PLACES (767)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FERRET INFERNO 7743 0 1 0 PAPER TIGERS S19 782 RANCH ROAST 7746 720
FROSTOP 7758 1 1 0 PLACES 767 FARGO BORUM 7751 721
BASHER 7765 0 1 0 POSSE 718 MASTER JAI ARRAL 721 NONE
WASTE 7764 0 1 0 POSSE 718 BLACK STORM 721 NONE
A 7762 0 1 0 THAT SMELL 760 BLACK STORM 721 NONE
B 7763 0 1 0 THAT SMELL 760 STONESHATTER 721 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
2-1? Not bad. I will take it for this motley crew. -- Wanderer, Places
"Olberding Cafe -- But I wanted a Sloppy Joe, and it isn't on your menu. -- Fargo
Borum" You are right, Fargo, but I do know a Joe like that. -- Olberding's Cafe
Larris Tan, that was pretty cool. I enjoyed that tussle. -- Cannelton
Harrison Ford, you must be getting a little old. You didn't lose like that in your
movies. Tsk. Tsk. -- Frostop
P.S. Have a root beer on me.
Tau Virginis, twice?! You have my number, but I want your, er, a, I can't really say
it. -- Fennhaven Lake
Health. Humility. Honor. And a little wandering. -- Wanderer
We seem to have missed our personals last turn. -- Sand Dancers
Prime -- That was not prime time for me. -- Pearl Josephina
Good. That dwarf did not need a win. -- Don Lo
Cannelton -- Great skills, thanks! -- Larris Tan
Korga Khan -- Damn. -- Mighty Mite
Young Gun -- Young hotshot. -- Fargo Borum
Cannelton -- There's a lot of size prejudice. -- Mighty Mite
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A was butchered by BLACK STORM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WASTE was butchered by BLACK STORM in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BASHER was easily killed by MASTER JAI ARRAL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
B was slaughtered by STONESHATTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CANNELTON devastated DON LO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
OLBERDING CAFE was devastated by HARRISON FORD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PRIME overpowered PEARL JOSEPHINA in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MO STANK savagely defeated SWEET ANELLA in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
LARRIS TAN vanquished TELL CITY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MIGHTY MITE was overpowered by ONE-EYED YOFAN in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
YOUNG GUN overpowered TAU VIRGINIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
FARGO BORUM executed FROSTOP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 21 - 8 - 1 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 10 - 0 9 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 721 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PRIME 7660 9 4 1 105 THE MENTORS 17081 (778)
PARRY-STRIKE DON LO 7716 18 9 0 75 SAND DANCERS (233)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LARRIS TAN 7740 9 4 0 49 SAND DANCERS (233)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DON LO 7716. The most popular warrior this turn was
MO STANK 7692. The ten other most popular fighters were PRIME 7660, CANNELTON 7523,
LARRIS TAN 7740, YOUNG GUN 7535, FARGO BORUM 7751, HARRISON FORD 7755, MIGHTY MITE
7720, FROSTOP 7758, A 7762, and WASTE 7764.
The least popular fighter this week was TAU VIRGINIS 7723. The other ten least
popular fighters were TELL CITY 7524, PEARL JOSEPHINA 7714, OLBERDING CAFE 7748, DON
LO 7716, B 7763, BASHER 7765, WASTE 7764, A 7762, FROSTOP 7758, and MIGHTY MITE 7720.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI