DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/27/2021 Duedate: 02/09/2021
DAL SHANG ARENA
DM-65 TURN-745
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SOBER
KILLER TUNES (191)
(65-6422) [4-1-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SOBER SLO-BURN
KILLER TUNES (191) BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
(65-6422) [4-1-0,101] (65-7841) [2-0-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MIGHTY MITE BBQ
SAND DANCERS (233) THAT SMELL (760)
(65-7720) [17-33-1,85] (65-7782) [9-4-3,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KILLER TUNES (191) 37
2. SAND DANCERS (233) 21 THAT SMELL (760)
3. BLACK LIGHTNING (789) 7 Unchartered Team
4. RIFF SANG LIKE (777) 0
5. WRATHMEN PLLD (786) 0 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BLACK LIGHTNING (789) 9 1 1 90.0 1/ 3*BLACK LIGHTNING (789) 9 1 1
2- 2*WRATHMEN PLLD (786) 3 1 0 75.0 2/ 4 KILLER TUNES (191) 7 3 0
3/ 3 THAT SMELL (760) 174 104 10 62.6 3/ 1 THAT SMELL (760) 5 4 1
4/ 4 KILLER TUNES (191) 175 145 7 54.7 4/ 2 SAND DANCERS (233) 5 10 0
5- 5 CAR STARS (783) 9 8 0 52.9 5- 5*WRATHMEN PLLD (786) 2 0 0
6- 6*RIFF SANG LIKE (777) 5 5 0 50.0 6- 6*RIFF SANG LIKE (777) 1 1 0
7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (233) %1686 %1797 53 48.4 7- 8 CAR STARS (783) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DAL
SHANG. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to THAT SMELL, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
BLACK LIGHTNING stable. KILLER TUNES is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing
from 4th place to 2nd place. Hey everybody, watch out for PORK SODA, who flew up 14
points in the rankings after mashing BBQ like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. DOINK was overcame by
MANHATTAN JOE and drops 11 points. Try as hard as the THAT SMELL stable might, they
were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) FEBREZE before this week's
fights. In front of all the crowds, SOBER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.
I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try
and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad KILLER TUNES? Big bad KILLER
TUNES. Big bad KILLER TUNES. DAL SHANG's afraid of the big bad KILLER TUNES. Tra
la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BLACK LIGHTNING's act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from KILLER TUNES.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category,
DOINK was mashed by MANHATTAN JOE, who let DOINK know that killing members of SAND
DANCERS is a no-no. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and
no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOBER 6422 4 1 0 101 KILLER TUNES (191)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FEBREZE 7770 8 0 0 106 THAT SMELL (760)
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475 13 9 1 93 KILLER TUNES (191)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIGHTY MITE 7720 17 33 1 85 SAND DANCERS (233)
-HARRISON FORD 7755 9 6 0 69 CAR STARS (783)
RANCH ROAST 7746 12 8 2 67 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORK SODA 6870 8 12 0 63 KILLER TUNES (191)
-JANIS JOPLIN 7645 3 0 0 61 RIFF SANG LIKE (777)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BBQ 7782 9 4 3 52 THAT SMELL (760)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STARDOG CHAMPION 7635 4 1 0 33 KILLER TUNES (191)
-KIARA 7824 3 1 0 31 WRATHMEN PLLD (786)
SLO-BURN 7841 2 0 0 26 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANHATTAN JOE 7828 3 3 0 23 SAND DANCERS (233)
STORMFURY 7843 2 0 0 22 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
WIDOWMAKER 7845 2 0 0 14 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
IRONHYDE 7844 2 0 0 13 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
OLD CLASSICO 7819 1 8 1 13 SAND DANCERS (233)
CREAMPUFF 7846 3 1 0 11 SAND DANCERS (233)
DOINK 7842 1 1 1 10 BLACK LIGHTNING (789)
FALL TO PIECES 7721 0 2 0 6 KILLER TUNES (191)
MASHED POTATOES 7852 0 1 0 1 SAND DANCERS (233)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALICIA KEYS 7647 2 2 0 RIFF SANG LIKE 777 BBQ 7782 743
NOODLES 7840 2 2 0 SAND DANCERS 233 DOINK 7842 744 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Creampuff -- Not sure you are well named, at least in the classic fighter sense. You
took some shots before surrendering. Now if you're named for the pastry, I do love me
some creampuffs. lol -- Slo-Burn
Noodles -- Ok, so the head shots and kill shot were totally unintentional. I was just
so happy to finally get to fight, I went a bit over board swinging my weapon all over
the place. Who knew I'd actually hit anything. My sympathies to your teammates. --
Doink
Pretty nice starting our first turn going 5-0-1, altho I suspect the only way to go
now, is down. We'll try not to let that happen. Til next turn. -- Black Lightning
Febreze -- Not a smell I care for. -- Mighty Mite
Kiara -- Lose the beard. It doesn't suit you. -- Old Classico
Stardog Champion -- Go hang out with the other stardogs, unless they're too jealous of
you to be civil. -- Manhattan Joe
Doink -- Offering me your hand after I fell lifeless to the sands was a cheap shot. --
the late Noodles
Slo-Burn -- Looks like the story of my life. So long as it doesn't become the story
of my death. -- Creampuff
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANOTHER BRICK PT2 devastated MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PORK SODA unbelievably bested BBQ in a action packed 4 minute brutal Challenge battle.
SOBER overpowered RANCH ROAST in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
SLO-BURN bested FELTAR OF ILLIS in a 2 minute fight.
STARDOG CHAMPION defeated OLD CLASSICO in a 3 minute match.
MANHATTAN JOE bested DOINK in a 2 minute brawl.
FALL TO PIECES was unbelievably bested by CREAMPUFF in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
STORMFURY handily defeated BERVAN THE TINKER in a 3 minute uneven fight.
IRONHYDE won victory over MASHED POTATOES in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
WIDOWMAKER defeated HERROL TWO-FINGER in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 4 - 2 78 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 11 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 12 - 2 25 |
Turn 745 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SOBER 6422 4 1 0 101 KILLER TUNES (191)
AIMED BLOW RANCH ROAST 7746 12 8 2 67 THAT SMELL (760)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MIGHTY MITE 7720. The most popular warrior this
turn was BBQ 7782. The ten other most popular fighters were FALL TO PIECES 7721,
SLO-BURN 7841, IRONHYDE 7844, PORK SODA 6870, SOBER 6422, STARDOG CHAMPION 7635, OLD
CLASSICO 7819, MANHATTAN JOE 7828, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, and CREAMPUFF 7846.
The least popular fighter this week was STORMFURY 7843. The other ten least popular
fighters were RANCH ROAST 7746, MIGHTY MITE 7720, DOINK 7842, WIDOWMAKER 7845, MASHED
POTATOES 7852, CREAMPUFF 7846, ANOTHER BRICK PT2 6475, MANHATTAN JOE 7828, OLD
CLASSICO 7819, and STARDOG CHAMPION 7635.