DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/26/2007    Duedate: 02/08/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-251

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

C
A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)
(66-4077) [1-0-1,33]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              C
                               A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)
                               (66-4077) [1-0-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

C                              C
A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)    A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)
(66-4077) [1-0-1,33]           (66-4077) [1-0-1,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482  62
2. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)      41      WOLFPACK (39)
3. D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)       38      Unchartered Team
4. F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)       37
5. F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)       36A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*A-AF-A NEED FOR SP (482)   1   4  1 20.0   1/ 0*A-AF-A NEED FOR SP (482)  1  4 1
 2/ 0*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)      1   4  0 20.0   2/ 0*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     1  4 0
 3/ 0*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)      0   5  0  0.0   3/ 0*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         0  5 0
 4/ 0*A-GQ-TERMINATORS (504)     0   5  0  0.0   4/ 0*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     0  5 0
 5/ 0*D-NO-ANDORIA (495)         0   5  0  0.0   5/ 0*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)  0  5 0
 6/ 0*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)           0   5  0  0.0   6/ 0*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   0  5 0
 7/ 0*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)      0   5  0  0.0   7/ 0*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  0  5 0
 8/ 0*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)    0   5  0  0.0   8/ 0*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   0  5 0
 9/ 0*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)    0   5  0  0.0   9/ 0*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)     0  5 0
10/ 0*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)      0   5  0  0.0  10/ 0*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    0  5 0
11/ 0*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)     0   5  0  0.0  11/ 0*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          0  5 0
12/ 0*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)    0   5  0  0.0  12/ 0*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        0  5 0
13/ 0*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)         0   5  0  0.0  13/ 0*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)       0  5 0
14/ 0*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)        0   5  0  0.0  14/ 0*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     0  5 0
15/ 0*A-GQ-BLOODRAGE (505)       0   5  0  0.0  15/ 0*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)     0  5 0
16/ 0*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)      0   5  0  0.0  16/ 0*D-NO-ANDORIA (495)        0  5 0
17/ 0*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)      0   5  0  0.0  17/ 0*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     0  5 0
18/ 0*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)   0   5  0  0.0  18/ 0*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)    0  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)      0   5  0  0.0  19/ 0*A-AF-OLDSKOOL (498)       0  5 0
20/ 0*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)     0   5  0  0.0  20/ 0*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     0  5 0
21/ 0*A-AF-OLDSKOOL (498)        0   5  0  0.0  21/ 0*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   0  5 0
22/ 0*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)          0   5  0  0.0  22/ 0*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  0  5 0
23/ 0*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)   0   5  0  0.0  23/ 0*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  0  5 0
24/ 0*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)   0   5  0  0.0  24/ 0*A-GQ-KILLERS (503)        0  5 0
25/ 0*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)   0   5  0  0.0  25/ 0*A-GQ-TERMINATORS (504)    0  5 0
26/ 0*A-GQ-KILLERS (503)         0   5  0  0.0  26/ 0*A-GQ-BLOODRAGE (505)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TARRGIR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED was top last 
time.  Not no more.  Since they missed last turn they ain't top no more.  Or did I 
say that already?  What's with PR-DEAD 2?  He actually beat TARRGIR's CORPORAL TIHL, 
and walked away with 10 more points from the fight.  I can barely restrain my 
enthusiam for A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED's outstanding member, Duelmaster C.  Advice to 
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if C can 
return from the Dark Arena.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places 
to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  TARRGIR 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 C 4077                        1   0  1    33       A-AF-A NEED FOR SPEED (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PR-DEAD 2 4128                1   0  0    10       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
A 4075                 0  1 0 A-AF-A NEED FOR S 482 MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
B 4076                 0  1 0 A-AF-A NEED FOR S 482 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
D 4078                 0  1 0 A-AF-A NEED FOR S 482 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
E 4079                 0  1 0 A-AF-A NEED FOR S 482 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
NAUTILUS 4150          0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
SWORDFISH 4151         0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
FIN 4152               0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
THRESHER 4153          0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
TUNA 4154              0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
DOUG 4155              0  1 0 A-AF-OLDSKOOL 498     DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
SAM 4156               0  1 0 A-AF-OLDSKOOL 498     ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
BOB 4157               0  1 0 A-AF-OLDSKOOL 498     MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
DAVE 4158              0  1 0 A-AF-OLDSKOOL 498     DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
TOM 4159               0  1 0 A-AF-OLDSKOOL 498     DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
DA3 4170               0  1 0 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTAC 501 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
DA1 4171               0  1 0 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTAC 501 ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
DA4 4172               0  1 0 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTAC 501 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DA2 4173               0  1 0 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTAC 501 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
DA5 4174               0  1 0 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTAC 501 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
BA-DA 4179             0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
TP-DA 4178             0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
LU-DA 4177             0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
SL DA 4175             0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
PA-DA 4176             0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PR-DEAD 3 4125         0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD 492   DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
PR-DEAD 1 4126         0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD 492   THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
PR-DEAD 4 4127         0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD 492   STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DR DEAD 5 4129         0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD 492   GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
5 4194                 0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODRAGE 505    CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
4 4193                 0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODRAGE 505    MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
3 4192                 0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODRAGE 505    MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
1 4191                 0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODRAGE 505    MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
2 4190                 0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODRAGE 505    2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DA3 4160               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DA1 4161               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DA4 4162               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DA2 4163               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
DA5 4164               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
TP2 4184               0  1 0 A-GQ-KILLERS 503      STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
SL 4183                0  1 0 A-GQ-KILLERS 503      2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
BA 4182                0  1 0 A-GQ-KILLERS 503      DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
TP 4181                0  1 0 A-GQ-KILLERS 503      MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
ST 4180                0  1 0 A-GQ-KILLERS 503      2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DA4 4188               0  1 0 A-GQ-TERMINATORS 504  2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DA3 4187               0  1 0 A-GQ-TERMINATORS 504  DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
DA2 4186               0  1 0 A-GQ-TERMINATORS 504  STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DA1 4185               0  1 0 A-GQ-TERMINATORS 504  ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
DA5 4189               0  1 0 A-GQ-TERMINATORS 504  DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
4 4203                 0  1 0 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH 507 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
3 4202                 0  1 0 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH 507 GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
2 4201                 0  1 0 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH 507 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
5 4204                 0  1 0 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH 507 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
1 4200                 0  1 0 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH 507 2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
1 4085                 0  1 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
5 4086                 0  1 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
4 4087                 0  1 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
3 4088                 0  1 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
2 4089                 0  1 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
SLIME 4090             0  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
GOO 4091               0  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
GUNK 4092              0  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
MUD 4093               0  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
SLUDGE 4094            0  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
LUDCINGE 3607          0  1 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
CRYDEN 3606            0  1 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
LAMANGE 3608           0  1 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
CHI'SOON 3609          0  1 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
AZMANTH 3610           0  1 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
C 4080                 0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
A 4081                 0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
D 4082                 0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
B 4083                 0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
GLO-MOUSE 4084         0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
ST-A 4140              0  1 0 D-NO-ANDORIA 495      DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
ST-I 4141              0  1 0 D-NO-ANDORIA 495      STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
ST-DREAM 4142          0  1 0 D-NO-ANDORIA 495      2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
ST-HAVE 4143           0  1 0 D-NO-ANDORIA 495      THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
ST-! 4144              0  1 0 D-NO-ANDORIA 495      SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
DA3 4100               0  1 0 D-OUT-PLAYMATES 487   CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
DA1 4101               0  1 0 D-OUT-PLAYMATES 487   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DA4 4102               0  1 0 D-OUT-PLAYMATES 487   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
DA2 4103               0  1 0 D-OUT-PLAYMATES 487   MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
DA5 4104               0  1 0 D-OUT-PLAYMATES 487   GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          C 4077                251 NONE    
DA 3 4198              0  1 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
FUZZY WUZZY TROL 4197  0  1 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
JETH 4196              0  1 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DA 1 4195              0  1 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
DA 2 4199              0  1 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
C 4115                 0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
A 4116                 0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
D 4117                 0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
B 4118                 0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
E 4119                 0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
DEATH 3 4145           0  1 0 F-CDC-LUROCIANS 496   THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
DEATH 1 4146           0  1 0 F-CDC-LUROCIANS 496   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
DEATH 4 4147           0  1 0 F-CDC-LUROCIANS 496   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
DEATH 2 4148           0  1 0 F-CDC-LUROCIANS 496   GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
DEATH 5 4149           0  1 0 F-CDC-LUROCIANS 496   CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
PIP THINGS 4135        0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
PIPS 4136              0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
PIPS ARMS 4137         0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
PIPS TEMPER 4138       0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
PIPS THONG 4139        0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
C 4130                 0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
A 4131                 0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
D 4132                 0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
B 4133                 0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
F 4134                 0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
DA3 4165               0  1 0 F-FZ-DARC CIYIIII 500 THE CROW 27           251 NONE    
DA4 4166               0  1 0 F-FZ-DARC CIYIIII 500 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     251 NONE    
DA2 4167               0  1 0 F-FZ-DARC CIYIIII 500 CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
DA5 4168               0  1 0 F-FZ-DARC CIYIIII 500 ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
DA1 4169               0  1 0 F-FZ-DARC CIYIIII 500 GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
C 4110                 0  1 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
A 4111                 0  1 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
D 4112                 0  1 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
B 4113                 0  1 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        MAJOR TEL'KER 24      251 NONE    
E 4114                 0  1 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        2ND LT. BHURG 19      251 NONE    
11191578213 4120       0  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 251 NONE    
1914147897 4121        0  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     251 NONE    
141112991910 4122      0  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     STONE GOLEM 26        251 NONE    
122115510165 4123      0  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     GENERAL KENDAR 25     251 NONE    
15218491710 4124       0  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
TP-DARK A1 HAMME 4105  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
TP-DARK A2 HAMME 4106  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 251 NONE    
TP-DARK A3 HAMME 4107  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
TP-DARK A4 HAMME 4108  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  SHEWISH GIANT 21      251 NONE    
TP-DARK A5 HAMME 4109  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  THE CROW 27           251 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus.  We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena.  This would not
impact the top rankings or title match.  Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option.  We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers.  If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know.  This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated.  What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUDCINGE was butchered by THE CROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TP2 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
4 was murdered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
3 was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
2 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA 3 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
FUZZY WUZZY TROLL was assassinated by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute struggle.
JETH was executed by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA 1 was assassinated by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
5 was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
4 was slaughtered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA4 was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
SL was assassinated by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
BA was executed by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
TP was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
ST was butchered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
BA-DA was butchered by THE CROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
3 was assassinated by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
5 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DA3 was slaughtered by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
1 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TP-DA was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LU-DA was executed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA2 was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA1 was executed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
2 was easily killed by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DA5 was executed by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CRYDEN was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA 2 was easily killed by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LAMANGE was easily killed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CHI'SOON was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AZMANTH was assassinated by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
A was assassinated by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
B was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
C savagely slew CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena Title duel.
D was killed by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
E was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
C was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a tiring 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
A was assassinated by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
D was easily killed by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
B was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GLO-MOUSE was assassinated by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
1 was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
5 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
4 was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
3 was murdered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
2 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SLIME was easily killed by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOO was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GUNK was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a crowd boring 3 minute Dark Arena match.
MUD was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SLUDGE was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was murdered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA4 was murdered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was slaughtered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DA5 was murdered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena conflict.
TP-DARK A1 HAMMER was easily killed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute fight.
TP-DARK A2 HAMMER was executed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute competition.
TP-DARK A3 HAMMER was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute conflict.
TP-DARK A4 HAMMER was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TP-DARK A5 HAMMER was assassinated by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
C was assassinated by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
A was executed by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
D was assassinated by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena competition.
B was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
E was executed by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
C was assassinated by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
A was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
D was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was butchered by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
E was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
11191578213 was butchered by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
1914147897 was butchered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
141112991910 was executed by STONE GOLEM in a crowd boring 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
122115510165 was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
15218491710 was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PR-DEAD 3 was easily killed by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PR-DEAD 1 was executed by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PR-DEAD 4 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena match.
1 was murdered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
DR DEAD 5 was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
C was executed by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena brawl.
A was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
D was executed by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
B was assassinated by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
F was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PIP THINGS was murdered by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PIPS was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIPS ARMS was butchered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PIPS TEMPER was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
PIPS THONG was executed by STONE GOLEM in a tiring 3 minute Dark Arena match.
ST-A was assassinated by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ST-I was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ST-DREAM was butchered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ST-HAVE was easily killed by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ST-! was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEATH 3 was butchered by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEATH 1 was assassinated by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DEATH 4 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DEATH 2 was easily killed by GENERAL KENDAR in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DEATH 5 was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NAUTILUS was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fray.
SWORDFISH was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
FIN was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
THRESHER was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TUNA was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
DOUG was assassinated by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
SAM was murdered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BOB was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DAVE was slaughtered by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
TOM was slaughtered by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
DA3 was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
DA1 was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA4 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a slow 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA2 was assassinated by THE CROW in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA5 was executed by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was murdered by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA4 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
DA2 was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena contest.
DA5 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was assassinated by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was murdered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA4 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA5 was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SL DA was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PA-DA was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PR-DEAD 2 overcame CORPORAL TIHL in a unpopular 3 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  29 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    18         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  35 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  30 -  1      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  22 -  0      27  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  27 -  0      25  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW         4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  17 -  1      23  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  18 -  0       5  |

Turn 251 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 - 17         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              AIMED BLOW         0 - 12     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 - 18     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 - 12     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 - 22     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 - 14     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 - 20     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is C 4077.  The most popular warrior this turn was B 
4076.  The ten other most popular fighters were C 4077, E 4079, LUDCINGE 3607, 4 
4203, 2 4201, BA-DA 4179, D 4078, 15218491710 4124, D 4132, and B 4133.

The least popular fighter this week was C 4080.  The other ten least popular fighters 
were PR-DEAD 4 4127, 141112991910 4122, GUNK 4092, DA4 4162, PIPS THONG 4139, DA4 
4172, ST-I 4141, PR-DEAD 2 4128, PA-DA 4176, and SL DA 4175.

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted.  If you have 
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       TONY TWILO (5-4525) of HOUSE OF PANCAKES
                           MARCIE (36-6076) of MER DE NOMS
                          WAR EAGLE (55-3289) of DRAGONFYRE
                         WIPEY (82-12634) of UNJUSTLY RENAMED 
                           FORMIDABLE (82-17495) of F-TROOP 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                            JANUARY FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free 
airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 15 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and several people 
were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  Look for 
transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to it and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 11 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                        EEK THE CAT (2-4110) of THE FUNNY FARM 
                             HADES (11-5338) of MYTHICAL 
                    DRAUGHT DODGER (12-5209) of WISH YOU WERE BEER 
                      DRACO MALFOY (18-7115) of HOUSE SLYTHERIN 
                           FREAK (18-7300) of RUN AND HYDE 
                   BETWEEN THE EYES (60-716) of METAL MILITIA II 6
                  SHOVELING SANDY (65-3584) of STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 
                         BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) of BLACK & BLUE 
                          JOCK (82-10452) of 4-LETTER ITCHES 
                       WILLIE BROWN (82-13201) of 1976 RAIDERS 
                          YUENGLING (82-16265) of LOCAL BEER 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 12 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          PETER (4-1642) of THE BAD BUNNIES
                    PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) of CRUEL PET NAMES 
                  MILES HITS THE ROAD (69-7270) of CRUMBLING LEAGUE
                         ROCKWELL (7-5003) of UNDEAD ARTISTS
                          FURRY BOX (72-4314) of BRIAN LOCK
                            0001 (82-12389) of OCT 2001 1
                            0002 (82-12390) of OCT 2001 1
                      SACRIFICE (82-12669) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
                      HARRY SELDON (82-18333) of FOUNDATION ARMY
                         PSYCHO BITCH (82-18670) of SANDY TOO
                     ??RADAR?? (82-20310) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II
                          LITA (82-27080) of DARK TOADS 04D

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEBASTIAN 1834 (138-127-3)            13  3  0         THE INQUISITION      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUTCH 1831 (95-117-5)                  3  3  0         THE INQUISITION      

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZIPPER 726 (6-1-2)                     0  2  0  DEAD   RESCUE RANGERS       

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRED 57A 3344 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         CAA                  

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                          CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED 
                        CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS 
                          MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS 
                         SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE 
                              LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA 
                         NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD 
                             LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. 
                       RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM 
                         ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS 
                        VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA 
                         LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE 
                      KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II 
                      THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES 
                              SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK 
                            DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS 
                           FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS 
                     GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING 
                         UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 

                                          -- Green Eyes 

                                  Name-Change-O-Rama

     The winter tourney brought a lot of people to the Isle who didn't appear there 
normally.  This included Commission employees.  Half a dozen arenamasters regarded 
each other warily in the mirror behind the bar at the Pig in a Haystack.  The Pig was 
obscure and mediocre, drawing few gladiators, which is what they had all been looking 
for.  They saw gladiators every day.  Most arenamaster were convinced that this was 
some kind of punishment.
     You could always pick out the arenamasters in a crowd.  There were superficial 
differences:  One of these had clearly Adantri features, one wore an eye-patch, two 
were female.  But there were, in significant ways, alike.  The same size, the same 
hair-trigger alertness, the same deadliness.
     The one-eyed man broke the ice, raising his beer mug in salute.  "I'm Zrof One-
Eye from Zukal.  Sugar of Arvat--"  One of the women bowed slightly.  "I know Sugar.  
The rest of you...?"
     The Adantri matched his salute.  "Dernal of Dayla Kiv."
     "Daiyla Kiv?  Ah...."
     "No, without the 'I' in it.  These damned bureaucrats can't spell, and they 
thought adding an unnecessary vowel was exotic."  Disgust dripped from his voice.
     "Tell me about it!" another man growled in agreement.  "Khagal of Niatoli, and 
what they do to the spelling of THAT simple word--!"
     "I thought Daiyla, I mean Dayla Kiv had a different name right now," 
Arenamistress Sugar said.  "The arena, at least, because of a contest?"
     "Chavez Ravine."  Dernal's tone was the one that substituted in polite company 
for spitting on the floor.
     Zrof blinked, taken aback by the bitterness.  He wouldn't have minded a contest 
in Zukal, and damn what they called the place.  "It's only temporary, though."
     "Temporary, shmiperary," another man muttered.  He seemed well into his drinking, 
although, like all arenamasters, he carried his liquor well.  "They do it all the time 
in Aradi.  No reshpect.  Go around changing thish, changing that.  I wish I could 
change shome thingsh."  He signalled the bartender for a refill.
     The second woman put her hand over his mug.  "You've had enough, Harkon.  Try the 
coffee, instead."
     "You should be mad, too, Ripplesh," Harkon said.  "They're going to do shtuff 
like that in Jahnsh, aren't they?"
     Ripples Dorrigan shrugged.  All the men paused, some with glasses half raised, to 
watch.  "It's the way things are," she said.  "Not much we can do about it."
     "You know," Khagal of Niatoli said, "maybe we could make a few changes.  Fix the 
spelling of Arena 33, for one, change a few standby titles--"
     "The Commission hates changes."  Dernal of Dayla Kiv topped up his glass and 
drained it gloomily.
     "Yes, but if we disguise it," Sugar of Arvat said, excited, "make it... maybe a 
general Name-Change-O-Rama!  Then we could slip OUR changes through and no one would 
notice or mind."

                  *-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------* 

     By popular demand, we are holding a Name-Change-o-Rama during the month of March.
If you wish to change the name of your warriors or teams, please contact RSI Customer 
Service.  The charge for a name change is $1, unless you're in DOOMCorps, in which 
case you take your chances.  (Just kidding, guys! *snicker*)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
                            HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
                         JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
                      TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
                      FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes