DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/23/2007    Duedate: 04/05/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-255

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ST-TOURNEY FLUFF
D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
(66-4282) [4-0-1,44]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              ST-TOURNEY FLUFF
                               D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
                               (66-4282) [4-0-1,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AB-ADIE                        AB-ADIE
D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)            D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
(66-4238) [4-0-0,31]           (66-4238) [4-0-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)   46
2. F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)       40      OFFENDED (146)
3. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)      29      Unchartered Team
4. F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)       26
5. D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)     25      A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  12  10  0 54.5   1/ 4*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    9  6 0
 2/ 2*A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   11  11  2 50.0   2/ 3*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  8  4 0
 3/ 4*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    12  13  0 48.0   3/ 2*A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   8  5 1
 4/10*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     10  12  0 45.5   4/11*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)       8  7 0
 5/13*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)      9  11  1 45.0   5/10*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     7  5 0
 6/ 6*D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       10  13  1 43.5   6/ 9*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   7  7 1
 7/ 1*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  10  14  0 41.7   7/14*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  7  7 0
 8/11*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          10  15  0 40.0   8/12*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          7  8 0
 9- 7*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)      8  12  1 40.0   9/13*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     6  6 0
10/15*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)    8  12  0 40.0  10/ 5*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     6  7 1
11/ 5*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)      9  14  1 39.1  11/ 6*D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       6  7 0
12/14*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)   8  14  0 36.4  12/ 1*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  6  8 0
13/ 8*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)    9  16  0 36.0  13/ 8*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   6  9 0
14/12*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)        9  16  0 36.0  14- 7*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)     5  5 1
15/ 9*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)    8  16  1 33.3  15/16*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   5  5 0
16/16*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)      6  19  1 24.0  16/15*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     5 10 1
17/18*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)         5  20  0 20.0  17/18*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        5 10 0
18-17*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)   3  12  0 20.0  18/19*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     3  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)      3  13  1 18.8  19-17*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)  2  3 0
20/20*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)          3  14  0 17.6  20/20*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         2  8 0
21-22*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)      1   9  0 10.0  21-22*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)     1  4 0
22/21*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)   2  22  1  8.3  22/23*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)    1 10 0
23/23*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)     1  16  0  5.9  23/21*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  1 13 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you ve ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you ll be begging for more

Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you re still breathing

Hold tight cause the show its not over
If you will please move in closer
Your about to be bowled over
By the wonders you re about to behold here

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Saliva brought to you by Mr. Kennelworth.................................
Kennelworth!

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TARRGIR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S, 
but F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ was just too good to be stopped.  Wanna hear about a real loser? 
Listen to this--D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S got 0-5-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  The guys at F-FZ-MY BRO'S like really pulled together to get 
a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by 7.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, 
F-CDC-LUROCIANS!  'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 5th!  MVP award for 
AB-CONTROL?  A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER's proud of her after beating PL-FRECKLED FROG and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SL-BLOOD BROTHER got smashed by 
ST-TOFURKEY, and lost 16 points!  Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to 
SERGEANT HAKLE, and ST-KENNELWORTH has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  ST-TOURNEY 
FLUFF of D-LID-WASTELAND takes ST-KENNELWORTH's place.  (But seriously, who could 
ever take the place of ST-KENNELWORTH?  Oh, all right.) Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ was TARRGIR's 
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED's been avoiding F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Can D-LID-MOB THUGS' TP-INHUMANE be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  See if I ever talk to PS-TURD 
BUNGLER again!  TP-NAUTILUS was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  I was sorry to 
see such an unfair "fight" in TARRGIR.  PS-TURD BUNGLER got 8 points after beating 
TP-NAUTILUS, 19 points below him.  People were asking me did AB-ARROYO HAMMER REALLY 
challenge AB-ADIE?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but AB-ADIE wants me to write about it since he 
subdued AB-ARROYO HAMMER.  Satisfied?  SL-TYVEK must not be a good enough fighter to 
get in fair fights.  It challenged LU-INFLAMMABLE.  15 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought SL-TYVEK showed great skill and promise when it 
subdued LU-INFLAMMABLE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TARRGIR ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  I was SO depressed when I heard BA-BIG BROTHER got killed.  
He was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in TARRGIR, or anything!  What a 
bummer deal for ST UGAMUGGAH!  It just barely was getting its "fighter feet" but got 
kill by LU-BANNOR of A-GQ-BLOODGUARD!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  Fight, fight, 
fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282         4   0  1    44       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RAKE 4304                  4   0  1    34       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 LU-BANNOR 4315                3   0  1    34       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RICKY BOBBY 4234           4   0  0    33       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 ST-KENNELWORTH 4235           3   1  0    33       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290          4   0  0    32       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 AB-ADIE 4238                  4   0  0    31       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 AB MARY SHNAPP 4276           4   0  0    31       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 4216        2   2  0    31       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211         4   0  0    27       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP-CARP 4289                  2   1  0    25       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 SL-TYVEK 4230                 2   2  0    24       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         2   2  0    22       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          4   0  0    21       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 ST-STRIPE 4225                3   1  0    21       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 BA FLUB 4268                  3   0  0    21       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 3   1  0    21       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 BA-RED SHINER 4286            3   0  0    20       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 AB-CONTROL 4351               1   0  0    20       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-IZZLE 4299                 4   0  0    18       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP-TRICKY 4222                4   0  0    18       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 BA-LITTLE BROTHER 4217        2   2  0    18       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 WS-MANIAC HAMMER 4212         3   1  0    17       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 ST-TOFURKEY 4347              1   0  0    16       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 TP-AB 4240                    3   0  0    14       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP AUTUMN 4262                3   1  0    14       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-MAVERICK 4330              2   0  0    14       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-PR JENNY MCCARTHY 4273        3   0  1    13       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 PS-MOTTLED GECKO 4206         3   1  0    13       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277          3   1  0    13       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 ST-IZZLE 4295                 2   2  0    13       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-SNOW 4333                  2   0  0    13       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 WS-IZZLE 4337                 2   0  0    13       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST PHLEGM 4353                1   0  0    13       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-SL SARDONIC LEE 4256          1   1  0    12       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 AB PERNICIOUS 4269            1   1  0    12       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288         2   1  0    11       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 ST-GAZREK 4226                1   3  0    11       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB ABBALOOTLY 4328            1   0  0    11       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 LU-BROOK TROUT 4285           1   2  0    11       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 PL-FRECKLED FROG 4207         3   1  0    10       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP-INHUMANE 4300              3   1  0    10       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 TP DONGLE 4266                3   0  0    10       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 PS-POS 4318                   1   2  0    10       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 LU LENNY 4250                 2   2  1     9       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-TOXIC TOAD 4210            2   2  0     9       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213         2   2  0     9       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE 4208     2   2  0     9       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316         1   2  0     9       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-AB-PIP'S HOSE 4324            1   0  0     9       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
 BA-IZZLE 4296                 2   2  0     8       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-CORRUPT 4302               2   2  0     8       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 SL-DASH 4232                  2   2  0     8       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          2   2  0     8       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           2   2  0     8       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-ST-SPEED RACER 4205           1   2  1     8       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-PS-FLO JO 4233                2   1  0     7       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-BA KRISTI CLINE 4270          2   1  0     7       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293          1   3  0     7       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 BA-I DIE SOON 4280            1   3  0     6       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291              1   3  0     6       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 SL-BLOOD BROTHER 4218         1   3  0     6       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305       1   3  0     6       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 PR-JRK 4237                   1   3  0     6       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 TP-NAUTILUS 4245              1   3  0     6       A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)
 TP-MANAGER 4239               1   3  0     6       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-SL-GHOTI 4236                 1   1  1     5       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA NICOLE LENZ 4272           1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-PS ELKE JEINSEN 4271          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 AB-UNDECOVER BROTHER 4317     1   2  0     5       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 WS-KATIE 4320                 1   2  0     5       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-TP TAYLOR JAMES 4274          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              0   4  0     5       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
-PL PILLOW LEG 4259            1   1  0     4       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 AB-BUSTER 4329                1   1  0     4       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          1   1  0     4       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 LU-INFLAMMABLE 4281           0   4  0     4       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                0   4  0     4       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  0   4  0     4       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-RAINBOW TROUT 4287         0   3  0     3       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321       0   3  0     3       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-BA-BRUISER 4221               0   3  0     3       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
-SL SLOW AND LOW 4255          0   2  0     2       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
-WS-WILL STILL 4257            0   2  0     2       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 SL-OB 4350                    0   1  0     1       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-BA-DARTH MAUL 4323            0   1  0     1       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
 KOMODO DRAGON 4346            0   1  0     1       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK 4352      0   1  0     1       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-AB-PIP'S LASER 4327           0   1  0     1       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
-TP-STELL 4331                 0   1  0     1       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TP HARMLESS 4263       1  2 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 255 NONE    
PS EVENING 4264        1  2 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 BA HIGH TIDE 4308     254         
BA HIGH TIDE 4308      1  3 1 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 SHEWISH GIANT 21      255 NONE    
ST UGAMUGGAH 4307      3  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 LU-BANNOR 4315        255         
ST-BRUTALITY 4303      0  2 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   LU LENNY 4250         253         
BA-DA3 4349            0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   GENERAL KENDAR 25     255 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SL-SNAPPING TURT 4209  0  2 0 D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND 508 ST-SPEED RACER 4205   253 REVENGED
SL SAMBO 4251          0  3 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 PR JENNY MCCARTH 4273 254         
LU-TYVIN 4229          0  4 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      STONE GOLEM 26        255 NONE    
LU-PIP'S HOE 4325      0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   AB-RAKE 4304          254         
WS-BAD START 4348      0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     255 NONE    
PL-IZZLE 4297          0  4 0 F-FZ-IZZLE 489        ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 255 NONE    
BA-BIG BROTHER 4220    3  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282 255         
PS-MASQUE HAMMER 4215  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  SL-GHOTI 4236         252 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     This is a fine time to return my skis!  Who needs skis in March?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BA HIGH TIDE was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PL-IZZLE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TP HARMLESS was murdered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LU-TYVIN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WS-BAD START was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
BA-DA3 was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
PS-TURD BUNGLER overpowered TP-NAUTILUS in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ST-TOURNEY FLUFF assassinated BA-BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
BA FLUB viciously subdued TP VANNA WHITE in a 3 minute gory beginner's Challenge duel.
TP-AB won victory over ST-CORRUPT in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
TP-MANAGER outlasted TP TURD in a tiring 14 minute beginner's Challenge match.
LU-RAINBOW TROUT was overpowered by AB PERNICIOUS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
AB-ARROYO HAMMER was bested by AB-ADIE in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
ST-IZZLE subdued SL-DASH in a 1 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
TP SCARY SHNAPP overcame ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 3 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
WS-IZZLE viciously subdued WS-KATIE in a 5 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge bout.
LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE was handily defeated by AB MARY SHNAPP in a 1 minute bout.
PR-JRK was viciously subdued by ST-SNOW in a 3 minute brutal novice's Challenge brawl.
TP AUTUMN subdued LU LENNY in a 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
LU-BUTCH-ER was overpowered by LU-LUCKY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN was viciously subdued by TP-MAVERICK in a 22 minute Challenge contest.
ST UGAMUGGAH was killed by LU-BANNOR in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
SL-TYVEK vanquished LU-INFLAMMABLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
AB-WART BELLINS was defeated by WS-MANIAC HAMMER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 overpowered PS-POS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AB-RICKY BOBBY overpowered TP-INHUMANE in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ST-KENNELWORTH was defeated by SERGEANT HAKLE in a 2 minute match.
AB-RAKE vanquished PRIVATE 2ND CLASS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SL SAMBOO was overcome by TP-CARP in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
TP DONGLE won victory over SL-OB in a 3 minute novice's bout.
ST-GAZREK savagely defeated SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a popular 2 minute beginner's duel.
LU BARRY SHNAPP savagely defeated AB-NORMAL HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BA-I DIE SOON was beaten by TP-BLACK CRAPPIE in a exciting 5 minute beginner's bout.
ST-STRIPE devastated AB-UNDECOVER BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LU-BROOK TROUT devastated KOMODO DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BA-RED SHINER devastated AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TP-TRICKY defeated LU-TOXIC TOAD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute novice's match.
SL-BLOOD BROTHER was subdued by ST-TOFURKEY in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BA-LITTLE BROTHER beat BA-IZZLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
ST-MADMAN HAMMER demolished AB-BUSTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PR-AVISTA HAMMER beat PS-MOTTLED GECKO in a 4 minute novice's fight.
TP-IZZLE won victory over SL-INFERNAL in a exciting 5 minute bloody amateur's duel.
PL-FRECKLED FROG was vanquished by AB-CONTROL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ST PHLEGM devastated CORPORAL FRESS in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         AIMED BLOW        30 -  30 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  58 -  0      44  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  31 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  65 -  3      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  25 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  53 -  3      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  47 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  45 -  2      18  |

Turn 255 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282       4   0  1   44 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
AIMED BLOW       AB-RAKE 4304                4   0  1   34 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-BANNOR 4315              3   0  1   34 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AB-ADIE 4238.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was AB-ADIE 4238.  The ten other most popular fighters were PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, 
ST-GAZREK 4226, BA-I DIE SOON 4280, LU-TOXIC TOAD 4210, SL-INFERNAL 4301, AB-ARROYO 
HAMMER 4213, ST-SNOW 4333, LU LENNY 4250, SL-OB 4350, and BA FLUB 4268.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP-MAVERICK 4330, TP TURD 4252, TP-MANAGER 4239, TP-INHUMANE 
4300, PS-MOTTLED GECKO 4206, TP-TRICKY 4222, TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288, TP-NAUTILUS 4245, 
BA-DA3 4349, and PL-FRECKLED FROG 4207.