DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/06/2007    Duedate: 04/19/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-256

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ST-TOURNEY FLUFF
D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
(66-4282) [4-1-1,47]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              ST-TOURNEY FLUFF
                               D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
                               (66-4282) [4-1-1,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ST-GAZREK                      ST-GAZREK
F-CDC-DEMONS (490)             F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
(66-4226) [2-3-1,21]           (66-4226) [2-3-1,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F-CDC-DEMONS (490)          56
2. D-LID-WASTELAND (483)       38      OFFENDED (146)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)     35      Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-DECEIT (499)           33
5. D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)       30      A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  15  11  0 57.7   1/ 2*A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  9  3 0
 2/ 2*A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   13  12  2 52.0   2/17*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        9  6 1
 3/ 3*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    15  15  0 50.0   3/ 8*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          9  6 0
 4/11*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     13  14  1 48.1   4/ 3*A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   7  4 0
 5/ 5*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     11  13  1 45.8   5/10*D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     7  5 1
 6/ 8*F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          13  17  0 43.3   6/ 1*F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    7  8 0
 7/ 6*D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       12  16  1 42.9   7/ 7*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  7  8 0
 8/ 4*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     11  15  0 42.3   8- 4*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)       6  4 0
 9/ 7*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  12  17  0 41.4   9/ 9*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     6  5 0
10/ 9*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)      8  13  1 38.1  10/ 5*F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     6  5 0
11/12*A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  10  17  0 37.0  11/11*D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       6  7 0
12/10*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)    9  16  0 36.0  12/ 6*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   6  8 1
13-14*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)        9  16  0 36.0  13/12*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  6  8 0
14/15*D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   10  19  1 34.5  14/13*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   6  9 0
15/17*F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        10  20  1 33.3  15/15*D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   5  5 0
16/13*D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   10  20  0 33.3  16/16*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     5 10 1
17/16*D-LID-WASTELAND (483)      8  22  1 26.7  17-19*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)  2  3 0
18-18*F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIID (500)   3  12  0 20.0  18-18*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     2  4 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)      3  13  1 18.8  19/20*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         2  8 0
20/20*A-GQ-DECEIT (499)          4  18  0 18.2  20-21*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)     1  4 0
21/22*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)   3  25  1 10.7  21/14*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)     1  5 1
22-21*F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)      1   9  0 10.0  22/23*F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  1 12 0
23/23*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)     1  20  0  4.8  23/22*A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)    0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     "It's infamous!"  Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside.  Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
     "Now, now, it isn't THAT bad."  Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table.  "It's just a little mistake, you know."
     "Ha!"  Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella.  "That's easy for YOU to say.  The Delarquans aren't complaining."
     "Of course not."  Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it.  "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
     "You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying.  All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head.  "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
     "Of course it isn't true!"  Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
     "Not now, Ketch," Olaf said.  "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements.  That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes.  The real problem--"
     "Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit.  "They don't want to hear it.  Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
     "The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
     "There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled.  "None.  Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
     "Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
     "But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said.  She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
     "There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said.  "There ARE no special
enhancements.  There WILL BE no special enhancements.  It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
     "Like anyone's going to believe that!"
     "They have no choice," Ketchum said.  "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back.  It is the way it is.  What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in TARRGIR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Biff!  Pow!  TARRGIR 
watched with glee as F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ got knocked off top spot by A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK! 
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  F-CDC-DEMONS 
moved up 15 places, to 2nd.  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave 
D-OUT-PLAYMATES a 0-1-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  It seems so recently people 
were saying D-LID-MOB THUGS was washed up, finished.  But 4-0-0 moved them up 5.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with LU-HARD 'N CRUNCHY?  He actually beat 
F-FZ-COOL WORDS' BA FLUB, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ.  PR-AVISTA HAMMER lost 11 points to TP AUTUMN.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe PR-AVISTA HAMMER will provide more easy wins...  Our 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to SERGEANT LI CHU, BUT ST-TOURNEY FLUFF is still 
the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  Advice to fighters with a 
1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
TARRGIR thinks F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ and their 15-15-0 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  In my day, no team with a 12-13-0 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, D-OUT-ANDORIA?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, TP-MANAGER!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Taunt 
your opponent TP-MANAGER!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  
(and by 25 points!)  AB MARY SHNAPP should have an easy win.  I have to get this off 
my chest.  What a low dog, AB MARY SHNAPP!  She can't set herself up in a real match. 
I was sorry to see TP-MANAGER lose.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, 
TP-BLACK CRAPPIE, but you have to pay your dues.  Being challenged by AB-RICKY BOBBY, 
22 points above you, is dues.  AB-RICKY BOBBY beat TP-BLACK CRAPPIE.  I bet AB-RICKY 
BOBBY could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, D-LID-BIGMEANFISH knows who to set their 
sights on.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282         4   1  1    47       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RAKE 4304                  5   0  1    41       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290          5   0  0    39       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 AB-ADIE 4238                  5   0  0    38       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 AB MARY SHNAPP 4276           5   0  0    36       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 AB-RICKY BOBBY 4234           5   0  0    35       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-LU-BANNOR 4315                3   0  1    34       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL-TYVEK 4230                 3   2  0    33       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 4216        2   2  0    31       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 ST-KENNELWORTH 4235           3   2  0    28       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 TP-IZZLE 4299                 5   0  0    27       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 4   1  0    27       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 ST-IZZLE 4295                 3   2  0    26       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         3   2  0    26       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP-AB 4240                    4   0  0    25       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 WS-MANIAC HAMMER 4212         4   1  0    25       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP AUTUMN 4262                4   1  0    25       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 LU-HARD 'N CRUNCHY 4366       1   0  0    24       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP-CARP 4289                  2   2  0    23       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 ST-SNOW 4333                  3   0  0    21       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 ST-GAZREK 4226                2   3  1    21       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 ST-TOFURKEY 4347              2   0  0    21       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305       2   3  0    21       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 PS-MOTTLED GECKO 4206         4   1  0    20       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-BUSTER 4329                2   1  0    19       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          4   1  0    18       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 TP-INHUMANE 4300              4   1  0    18       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BA-I DIE SOON 4280            2   3  0    18       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-BA-LITTLE BROTHER 4217        2   2  0    18       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 LU-BROOK TROUT 4285           2   2  0    18       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 TP-TRICKY 4222                4   1  0    17       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213         3   2  0    17       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              1   4  0    17       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211         4   1  0    16       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277          4   1  0    16       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 WS-IZZLE 4337                 3   0  0    16       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP-MAVERICK 4330              3   0  0    16       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 ST-STRIPE 4225                3   2  0    15       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 PS-POS 4318                   2   2  0    14       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 TP DONGLE 4266                4   0  0    13       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 LU LENNY 4250                 3   2  1    13       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288         2   2  0    13       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 LU-KOMODO DRAGON 4346         1   1  0    13       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          2   1  0    12       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 SL-OB 4350                    1   1  0    12       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 AB-CONTROL 4351               1   1  0    12       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-SL SARDONIC LEE 4256          1   1  0    12       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 PR JENNY MCCARTHY 4273        3   1  1    11       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 ST-CORRUPT 4302               3   2  0    11       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 PL-FRECKLED FROG 4207         3   2  0    11       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-CRUNCH 4362                1   0  0    11       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-AB ABBALOOTLY 4328            1   0  0    11       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 BA FLUB 4268                  3   1  0    10       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 BA-RED SHINER 4286            3   1  0    10       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 SL-GHOTI 4236                 2   1  1    10       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 LU-TOXIC TOAD 4210            2   3  0     9       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 BA-IZZLE 4296                 2   3  0     9       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE 4208     2   3  0     9       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          2   3  0     9       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           2   3  0     9       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-AB-PIP'S HOSE 4324            1   0  0     9       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
-SL-DASH 4232                  2   2  0     8       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-ST-SPEED RACER 4205           1   2  1     8       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-BA KRISTI CLINE 4270          2   1  0     7       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291              1   4  0     7       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 ST PHLEGM 4353                1   1  0     7       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293          1   4  0     7       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 PR-JRK 4237                   1   4  0     7       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 TP-MANAGER 4239               1   4  0     7       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-SL-BLOOD BROTHER 4218         1   3  0     6       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316         1   3  0     6       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 WS-KATIE 4320                 1   3  0     6       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-TP-NAUTILUS 4245              1   3  0     6       A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)
-BA NICOLE LENZ 4272           1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 AB PERNICIOUS 4269            1   2  0     5       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
-AB-UNDECOVER BROTHER 4317     1   2  0     5       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-PS ELKE JEINSEN 4271          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-TP TAYLOR JAMES 4274          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                0   5  0     5       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  0   5  0     5       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-PL PILLOW LEG 4259            1   1  0     4       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321       0   4  0     4       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-RAINBOW TROUT 4287         0   4  0     4       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 BA-BRUISER 4221               0   4  0     4       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK 4352      0   2  0     2       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-SL SLOW AND LOW 4255          0   2  0     2       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
-WS-WILL STILL 4257            0   2  0     2       F-FZ-DARC CIYIIIIDE (500)
-BA-DARTH MAUL 4323            0   1  0     1       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
 PS-BOOGER 4367                0   1  0     1       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PR-IZZLE 4365                 0   1  0     1       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-AB-PIP'S LASER 4327           0   1  0     1       F-CDC-PIP DUDES (494)
 AB-REX 4358                   0   1  0     1       A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)
-TP-STELL 4331                 0   1  0     1       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
AB-COD 4361            0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  MAJOR TEL'KER 24      256 NONE    
AB-TUMA 4360           0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     256 NONE    
AB-FIN 4359            0  1 0 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS 497  GENERAL KENDAR 25     256 NONE    
PS-FLO JO 4233         2  2 0 A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED 482 ST-GAZREK 4226        256         
AB-NOMOREAB'S! 4364    0  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 256 NONE    
PS EVENING 4264        1  2 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POW 502 BA HIGH TIDE 4308     254 NONE    
BOB 4354               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     256 NONE    
DAVE 4355              0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       2ND LT. BHURG 19      256 NONE    
TOM 4356               0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       STONE GOLEM 26        256 NONE    
DOUG 4357              0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 256 NONE    
ST UGAMUGGAH 4307      3  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 LU-BANNOR 4315        255         
ST-BRUTALITY 4303      0  2 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   LU LENNY 4250         253         
LU-INFLAMMABLE 4281    0  5 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   GENERAL KENDAR 25     256 NONE    
BA-DA4 4363            0  1 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 256 NONE    
SL-SNAPPING TURT 4209  0  2 0 D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND 508 ST-SPEED RACER 4205   253 REVENGED
SL SAMBO 4251          0  3 0 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 506 PR JENNY MCCARTH 4273 254         
LU-PIP'S HOE 4325      0  1 0 F-CDC-PIP DUDES 494   AB-RAKE 4304          254         
BA-BIG BROTHER 4220    3  1 0 F-FZ-MY BRO'S 491     ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282 255         
PS-MASQUE HAMMER 4215  0  1 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  SL-GHOTI 4236         252 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     And Echo answers, "What?  What was that you said?  I wasn't listening."

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LU-INFLAMMABLE was butchered by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AB-COD was murdered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
AB-NOMOREAB'S! was assassinated by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
AB-TUMA was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
AB-FIN was assassinated by GENERAL KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BOB was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAVE was slaughtered by 2ND LT. BHURG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TOM was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DOUG was assassinated by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
BA-DA4 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
AB MARY SHNAPP overpowered TP-MANAGER in a 3 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
AB-RICKY BOBBY defeated TP-BLACK CRAPPIE in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge match.
AB-ADIE savagely defeated TP-TRICKY in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
ST-IZZLE subdued AB-CONTROL in a popular 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
ST-GAZREK viciously butchered PS-FLO JO in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
PS-POS bested AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
AB-BUSTER overpowered TP VANNA WHITE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TP SCARY SHNAPP beat LU-BUTCH-ER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
TP-MAVERICK outlasted TP TURD in a unpopular 16 minute novice's Challenge match.
WS-IZZLE viciously subdued WS-KATIE in a 7 minute gory novice's Challenge contest.
TP JERRY SHNAPP won victory over LU-TOXIC TOAD in a 4 minute novice's Challenge match.
SL-OB handily defeated LU-RAINBOW TROUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TP-IZZLE bested LU BARRY SHNAPP in a popular 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
BA-IZZLE was overpowered by SL-INFERNAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PR-JRK was defeated by ST-TOFURKEY in a popular 4 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BA-I DIE SOON demolished AB-NORMAL HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TP AUTUMN outwaited PR-AVISTA HAMMER in a dull 13 minute novice's Challenge fray.
TP-AB overpowered ST PHLEGM in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge competition.
ST-TOURNEY FLUFF was defeated by SERGEANT LI CHU in a 2 minute Title fight.
AB-RAKE savagely defeated TP-CARP in a popular 2 minute brutal novice's match.
SL-TYVEK overpowered PRIVATE 2ND CLASS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PS-TURD BUNGLER subdued ST-KENNELWORTH in a 1 minute beginner's contest.
PR JENNY MCCARTHY was defeated by ST-SNOW in a exciting 1 minute novice's struggle.
AB PERNICIOUS was bested by LU-KOMODO DRAGON in a popular 1 minute beginner's bout.
BA FLUB was demolished by LU-HARD 'N CRUNCHY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TP DONGLE outlasted PL-FRECKLED FROG in a tiring 7 minute gruesome novice's duel.
SL SAMBOO was overpowered by TP-INHUMANE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
LU-BROOK TROUT handily defeated AB-REX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BA-RED SHINER was defeated by ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
LU LENNY bested AB-WART BELLINS in a 1 minute amateur's match.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN was viciously subdued by AB-ARROYO HAMMER in a 3 minute conflict.
SL-GHOTI viciously subdued BA-BRUISER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's melee.
ST-CORRUPT beat PR-IZZLE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ST-STRIPE was defeated by WS-MANIAC HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's duel.
LU-LUCKY overpowered CORPORAL JORIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN was handily defeated by PS-MOTTLED GECKO in a 6 minute duel.
ST-MADMAN HAMMER handily defeated PS-BOOGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE was subdued by AB-CRUNCH in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      18         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW        37 -  41 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  31 -  1      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  64 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  69 -  4      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  28 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  59 -  3      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  55 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  47 -  2      23  |

Turn 256 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         7 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  8         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282       4   1  1   47 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
AIMED BLOW       AB-RAKE 4304                5   0  1   41 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290        5   0  0   39 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ST-GAZREK 4226.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ST-GAZREK 4226.  The ten other most popular fighters were ST-TOFURKEY 4347, ST 
PHLEGM 4353, AB-BUSTER 4329, AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213, AB-ADIE 4238, ST-IZZLE 4295, LU 
BARRY SHNAPP 4278, AB-RAKE 4304, AB MARY SHNAPP 4276, and AB-CONTROL 4351.

The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-MAVERICK 4330, TP AUTUMN 4262, TP DONGLE 4266, WS-KATIE 4320, 
TP-MANAGER 4239, TOM 4356, LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE 4208, PS-BOOGER 4367, PR-IZZLE 4365, 
and BA-BRUISER 4221.

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