DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/15/2007    Duedate: 06/28/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-261

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ST-TOURNEY FLUFF
D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
(66-4282) [8-2-2,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ST-TOURNEY FLUFF               LU-BANNOR
D-LID-WASTELAND (483)          A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
(66-4282) [8-2-2,93]           (66-4315) [5-2-1,43]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-BUTCH-ER                    ST-TOFURKEY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
(66-4291) [4-6-0,27]           (66-4347) [4-1-0,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F-CDC-DEMONS (490)          43
2. F-FZ-IZZLE (489)            26      A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)     23      Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)   23
5. D-LID-WASTELAND (483)       20      F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   23  20  3 53.5   1/ 1 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   9  2 0
 2/ 4 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    28  27  1 50.9   2/ 2 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    9  6 1
 3/ 8 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   24  25  1 49.0   3/ 4 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          9  6 0
 4/ 3*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     19  20  1 48.7   4/ 7 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  7  4 0
 5/ 6 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  22  24  0 47.8   5/ 3 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     7  8 0
 6/ 7 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          26  29  0 47.3   6/ 6 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        7  8 0
 7/ 5 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     22  25  1 46.8   7/ 5 A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   6  4 0
 8/ 9 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       20  26  1 43.5   8/ 9 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  6  6 0
 9/10 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     19  26  0 42.2   9/13 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       6  7 0
10/11 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   21  30  0 41.2  10/16 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         5  3 0
11/12 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     22  33  3 40.0  11/15*F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     5  5 0
12/13 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        20  30  1 40.0  12/12 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     5  6 0
13-14*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  18  31  0 36.7  13/ 8 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     5  7 0
14/15 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   17  30  0 36.2  14/11 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   5  7 0
15/16*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)      8  16  1 33.3  15/10 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   5  7 0
16/18 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         10  22  0 31.3  16-14*D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND' (508)  3  7 0
17/17 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  14  34  1 29.2  17/19*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     2  5 0
18/19*A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)      5  19  1 20.8  18/18 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)    1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)     4  22  0 15.4  19/20*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TARRGIR to see 
what's new.  Uncool, D-LID-MOB THUGS.  I mean 1-3-0 is bad.  Will they will be 
allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  A-GQ-DECEIT like really 
fought hard to move up to 10th from 16th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in 
your scrapbooks, D-OUT-ANDORIA!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 9th!  MVP 
award for AB-CONTROL?  A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER's proud of her after beating WS-MANIAC 
HAMMER and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  WS-MANIAC HAMMER got 
smashed by AB-CONTROL, and lost 12 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think ST-TOURNEY FLUFF should let AB-RICKY BOBBY be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S was TARRGIR's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are F-FZ-COOL WORDS?  
D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept 
an invitation!  Like, is ST-ASAFA POWELL popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of TARRGIR!  He's got a 1-1-0, is that good?  See if I ever talk to TP 
AUTUMN again!  PL-IZZLE was so low when She challenged she.  Hhmph!  TP AUTUMN beat 
PL-IZZLE.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised TP AUTUMN would do such 
a scummy thing, either.  PR-IZZLE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  She challenged PR-JRK.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell 
me.) I thought PR-IZZLE showed great skill and promise when she beat PR-JRK.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TARRGIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282         8   2  2    93       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305       7   3  0    69       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 AB-ADIE 4238                  8   1  0    67       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RICKY BOBBY 4234           9   1  0    63       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293          5   5  0    59       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213         7   3  1    56       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 ST-IZZLE 4295                 6   4  0    56       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 AB-CONTROL 4351               5   1  0    54       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 LU LENNY 4250                 8   2  1    50       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 SL-TYVEK 4230                 5   4  0    50       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 TP-IZZLE 4299                 8   2  0    44       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290          7   3  0    43       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 LU-BANNOR 4315                5   2  1    43       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 ST-GAZREK 4226                4   5  1    41       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 ST-TOFURKEY 4347              4   1  0    37       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-BUSTER 4329                4   3  0    37       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RAKE 4304                  8   2  1    34       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WS-IZZLE 4337                 7   1  0    33       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP-TRICKY 4222                7   3  0    33       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211         6   4  0    33       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 PS-POS 4318                   5   4  0    33       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 6   4  0    32       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 AB PERNICIOUS 4269            3   3  0    32       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 TP AUTUMN 4262                8   2  0    31       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-LU-CALLOUS CROCODILE 4208     5   4  0    31       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 AB-CRUNCH 4362                4   1  0    31       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 TP-MANAGER 4239               5   4  0    30       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           6   4  0    29       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 WS-MANIAC HAMMER 4212         7   3  0    28       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 BA-RED SHINER 4286            5   4  0    28       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291              4   6  0    27       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 ST PHLEGM 4353                3   4  0    27       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              3   7  0    27       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316         3   6  0    26       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP-AB 4240                    7   2  0    25       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 ST-CORRUPT 4302               5   5  0    25       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
-PL-FRECKLED FROG 4207         5   4  0    25       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP-CARP 4289                  5   4  0    25       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP-INHUMANE 4300              6   4  0    22       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          4   6  0    22       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 PR-IZZLE 4365                 3   3  0    22       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 BA-I DIE SOON 4280            5   5  1    21       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         5   5  0    21       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-LU-WS 4378                    1   0  0    21       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP-MAVERICK 4330              6   2  0    20       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 ST-STRIPE 4225                5   5  0    20       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 TP DONGLE 4266                6   1  0    19       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
-PS-MOTTLED GECKO 4206         5   4  0    19       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 ST-KENNELWORTH 4235           4   5  0    19       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288         4   5  0    19       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 ST-SNOW 4333                  5   3  0    18       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-SL-DASH 4232                  4   2  1    18       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 BA FLUB 4268                  4   3  0    17       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 TP-NAUTILUS 4245              4   5  0    17       A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)
 PS-APOS 4372                  2   3  0    16       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321       3   6  0    15       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-BROOK TROUT 4285           3   6  0    15       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
-LU-TOXIC TOAD 4210            2   7  0    15       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            1   1  0    15       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 PR JENNY MCCARTHY 4273        3   4  1    14       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                2   8  0    14       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-LU-ST 4376                    1   0  0    12       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP TURD 4252                  1   9  0    12       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 ST-ASAFA POWELL 4382          1   1  0    11       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 PR-JRK 4237                   1   8  0    11       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-SL-GHOTI 4236                 2   3  1    10       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA-BRUISER 4221               1   7  0    10       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371           2   3  0     9       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-ST-SPEED RACER 4205           1   4  1     8       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-LU-KOMODO DRAGON 4346         1   5  0     8       D-OUT-DOC LEGRAND'S (508)
 PL-IZZLE 4383                 0   2  0     8       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-BA KRISTI CLINE 4270          2   1  0     7       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 ST - MAGNANIMOUS 4386         1   1  0     7       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK 4352      1   3  0     6       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-BA NICOLE LENZ 4272           1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PS ELKE JEINSEN 4271          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-TP TAYLOR JAMES 4274          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-PS-BA 4377                    1   1  0     4       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
-LU-PS 4375                    0   1  0     1       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
-AB-REX 4358                   0   1  0     1       A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)
-TP-STELL 4331                 0   1  0     1       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WS-KATIE 4320          1  4 0 D-LID-INQUISITION 484 SL-DASH 4232          257 NOT REVE
LU-HARD 'N CRUNC 4366  1  1 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 BA-I DIE SOON 4280    257 REVENGED
PS-BOOGER 4367         3  2 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213 260         
SL-OB 4350             2  4 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     261 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

latchet (LATCH-it) noun

A shoe strap to fasten a shoe on the foot; a shoelace.

[From Middle English lachet, from Old French lachet, from lacet.]

-- Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)

"Why do I tell you all this, dear?  Because it is heavy on my heart.  Because I walk
the Valley of Humility.  Because I am subduing myself to permanent consciousness of
my unworthiness to unloose the latchet of Dr. Barritz's shoe." -- Ambrose Bierce; A
Lady From Redhorse; 1891.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SL-OB was butchered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ST-IZZLE was bested by AB-ADIE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
AB-CONTROL demolished WS-MANIAC HAMMER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SL-TYVEK devastated BA-RED SHINER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ST-GAZREK overpowered ST-SNOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TP AUTUMN won victory over PL-IZZLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
ST-STRIPE was overpowered by LU-BANNOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LU-LUCKY overpowered ST-ASAFA POWELL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BA FLUB was unbelievably bested by TP-CARP in a action packed 6 minute Challenge duel.
PR JENNY MCCARTHY was vanquished by PR-AVISTA HAMMER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
TP-AB defeated PS-APOS in a 4 minute Challenge match.
AB PERNICIOUS handily defeated TP-NAUTILUS in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PR-IZZLE slimly won victory over PR-JRK in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
ST-KENNELWORTH bested ST - MAGNANIMOUS in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
TP-TRICKY luckily beat LU-BUTCH-ER in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
ST-TOURNEY FLUFF handily defeated AB-RICKY BOBBY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL devastated PS-TURD BUNGLER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ST-TOFURKEY was outlasted by TP-IZZLE in a crowd pleasing 12 minute brawl.
AB-ARROYO HAMMER bested AB-BUSTER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
AB-WART BELLINS demolished AB-RAKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LU LENNY overpowered ST-CORRUPT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TP DONGLE was devastated by WS-IZZLE in a 3 minute gory one-sided contest.
TP VANNA WHITE outwaited TP TURD in a tiring 18 minute match.
TP-MAVERICK was viciously subdued by PS-POS in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
TP-MANAGER luckily beat ST-MADMAN HAMMER in a popular 5 minute gory match.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN outwaited TP-INHUMANE in a slow 22 minute match.
TP-BLACK CRAPPIE won victory over SL SAMBOO in a popular 1 minute fight.
SL-INFERNAL subdued TRAINING SCRUB in a exciting 1 minute melee.
LU-BROOK TROUT was vanquished by ST PHLEGM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BA-I DIE SOON overcame AB-GAZIETARDEDNAMEK in a 1 minute bout.
AB-NORMAL HAMMER handily defeated SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AB-CRUNCH overpowered TRAINING SCRUB in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LU-INFLAMMABLE was defeated by TP-ANOTHER TP in a popular 4 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         AIMED BLOW        67 -  44 -  2      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  64 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  24 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  76 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  70 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  23 -  1      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  54 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  49 -  2      32  |

Turn 261 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282       8   2  2   93 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
AIMED BLOW       AB-ADIE 4238                8   1  0   67 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU LENNY 4250               8   2  1   50 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
SLASHING ATTACK  SL-TYVEK 4230               5   4  0   50 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-IZZLE 4299               8   2  0   44 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290        7   3  0   43 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ST-TOFURKEY 4347.  The ten other most popular fighters were ST-MADMAN HAMMER 
4214, BA FLUB 4268, PS-POS 4318, AB-CONTROL 4351, AB PERNICIOUS 4269, PL-IZZLE 4383, 
LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371, PS-APOS 4372, and PR-IZZLE 4365.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-INHUMANE 4300.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP TURD 4252, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, 
TP-IZZLE 4299, TP DONGLE 4266, TP-CARP 4289, LU-BROOK TROUT 4285, TP-MAVERICK 4330, 
WS-IZZLE 4337, and ST-CORRUPT 4302.