DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/13/2007    Duedate: 07/26/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-263

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ST-IZZLE
F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
(66-4295) [8-4-0,84]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ST-IZZLE                       POSITION IS EMPTY
F-FZ-IZZLE (489)               
(66-4295) [8-4-0,84]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-BUTCH-ER                    ST PHLEGM
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4291) [6-6-0,59]           (66-4353) [4-5-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)      31
2. F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)       25      A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
3. D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)       25      Unchartered Team
4. F-FZ-IZZLE (489)            22
5. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    18      OFFENDED (146)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  23  14  0 62.2   1/ 3 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       8  4 0
 2- 2 A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   27  21  3 56.3   2/ 1 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          8  7 0
 3/ 3 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     25  21  1 54.3   3/ 2 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   7  5 0
 4/ 6 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     27  28  2 49.1   4/ 6 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   7  5 0
 5/ 8 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    31  33  1 48.4   5/ 4 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     7  5 0
 6/ 5 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   28  30  1 48.3   6/ 8 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        7  6 0
 7/ 7 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  25  27  0 48.1   7- 7 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     6  4 0
 8/ 4 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          31  34  0 47.7   8/10 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  6  5 0
 9/ 9 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       25  29  1 46.3   9/12 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     6  6 1
10/10 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   26  33  0 44.1  10/ 9 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    6  8 0
11-11 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     25  35  3 41.7  11/16 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  4  1 0
12/13 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        24  34  1 41.4  12- 5 A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)   4  4 0
13/12 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     20  34  0 37.0  13/14 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   4  8 0
14/15 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)   19  36  0 34.5  14/13 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  4  8 0
15-17*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)      8  16  1 33.3  15/11 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     3  9 0
16/16 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         11  23  0 32.4  16/15 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         2  1 0
17/18 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  17  39  1 30.4  17/18 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     1  2 0
18/19 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)      5  21  1 19.2  18-19 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)    0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 A-AF-BUBBLEHEADS (497)     4  24  0 14.3  19-20*D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TARRGIR.  Like, F-FZ-IZZLE had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by D-OUT-ANDORIA!  Way to go 
D-OUT-ANDORIA!  Uncool, A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be 
allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK like 
really fought hard to move up to 11th from 16th.  Way to go!  What was the name of 
that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 27-28-2 you ask?  (Sure)  D-LID-MOB 
THUGS' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for SL SAMBOO?  F-CDC 
DARC-CYIIIDE's proud of it after beating TP AUTUMN and getting 17 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  LU-LUCKY got smashed by SL-INFERNAL, and lost 14 points!  What 
a putz!  ST-TOURNEY FLUFF fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and 
loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in ST-IZZLE's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't AB-ADIE fit to be tied!  Who was the 
wiseguy that said TARRGIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging 
Aardvark?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK was TARRGIR's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why F-FZ-IZZLE's been avoiding 
A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can 
D-LID-BIGMEANFISH's BA-RED SHINER be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think 
TP TURD feels about being challenged by TP-MANAGER, 19 points above it?  TP TURD is a 
real creature!  It was challenged by TP-MANAGER, 19 points above, and BEAT him!  Dark 
Arena, anyone?  See if I ever talk to ST-SNOW again!  ST-STINGER was so low when He 
challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this how A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER advances, by having their 
members (ST-SNOW) fight people that are really below them (ST-STINGER)?  For sure, I 
was holding my breath when I found out ST-IZZLE challenged AB-ADIE.  After all, 
haven't F-FZ-IZZLE and D-OUT-ANDORIA had a long standing duel in TARRGIR?  It wasn't 
a spectacular fight, or anything, but AB-ADIE wants me to write about it since he was 
bested by ST-IZZLE.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bummer!  ST-CORRUPT got wasted by 
TRAINING SCRUB!  But with a 5-7-0, I guess D-LID-MOB THUGS aren't too bummed.  Hey 
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-IZZLE 4295                 8   4  0    84       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282         9   2  2    98       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-RICKY BOBBY 4234          10   1  0    82       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 ST-GAZREK 4226                6   5  1    74       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-TOFURKEY 4347              6   1  0    61       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293          6   6  0    61       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 AB-ADIE 4238                  9   2  0    60       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291              6   6  0    59       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 SL-TYVEK 4230                 6   5  0    58       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-RAKE 4304                 10   2  2    57       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-CONTROL 4351               5   1  0    54       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 AB PERNICIOUS 4269            5   3  0    52       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213         8   4  1    50       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305       7   5  0    50       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              5   7  0    49       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290          8   4  0    48       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 WS-IZZLE 4337                 9   1  0    46       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277          8   1  0    46       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 LU-BANNOR 4315                5   4  1    43       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 TP-IZZLE 4299                 9   3  0    42       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           7   5  0    39       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 BA-RED SHINER 4286            6   5  0    36       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 AB MARY SHNAPP 4276           6   1  0    35       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-KENNELWORTH 4235           6   5  0    33       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 AB-CRUNCH 4362                5   2  0    33       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 ST PHLEGM 4353                4   5  0    33       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-PS-APOS 4372                  3   3  0    33       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-SL-DASH 4232                  5   2  1    32       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                3   9  0    32       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP-CARP 4289                  6   5  0    31       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
 ST-SNOW 4333                  7   3  0    30       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          5   3  0    30       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316         4   7  0    30       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 LU LENNY 4250                 8   4  1    29       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP AUTUMN 4262                8   4  0    28       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-AB 4240                    8   3  0    27       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211         7   5  0    27       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP-INHUMANE 4300              7   5  0    27       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 TP DONGLE 4266                8   1  0    26       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 7   5  0    26       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 TP-TRICKY 4222                7   5  0    26       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 TP TURD 4252                  2  10  0    26       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP-MAVERICK 4330              7   2  0    24       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
 SL-GHOTI 4236                 3   4  1    24       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-ST-SPEED RACER 4205           2   4  1    24       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP-MANAGER 4239               6   5  0    23       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA-I DIE SOON 4280            5   6  1    22       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 ST-STRIPE 4225                5   7  0    22       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         5   7  0    22       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          5   7  0    22       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-PS-POS 4318                   5   5  0    21       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-LU-WS 4378                    1   0  0    21       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 AB-BUSTER 4329                4   5  0    20       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         2   0  0    20       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321       4   7  0    19       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288         4   7  0    19       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
-BA FLUB 4268                  4   3  0    17       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 LU-BROOK TROUT 4285           3   8  0    17       D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
-TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          4   1  0    16       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371           3   3  0    15       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            1   1  0    15       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-PR JENNY MCCARTHY 4273        3   4  1    14       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
 PR-IZZLE 4365                 3   5  0    14       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-LU-ST 4376                    1   0  0    12       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 BA-BRUISER 4221               1   8  0    11       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-PR-JRK 4237                   1   8  0    11       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BA KRISTI CLINE 4270          2   1  0     7       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-ST - MAGNANIMOUS 4386         1   2  0     5       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
-BA NICOLE LENZ 4272           1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-PS ELKE JEINSEN 4271          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-ST-ASAFA POWELL 4382          1   2  0     5       A-AF-NEED 4 SPEED (482)
-TP TAYLOR JAMES 4274          1   2  0     5       D-OUT-PLAYMATES (487)
-PS-BA 4377                    1   1  0     4       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP-MORE TPS 4389              1   0  0     4       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 PL-IZZLE 4383                 0   4  0     4       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-STINGER 4387               0   2  0     2       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
-LU-PS 4375                    0   1  0     1       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
-TP-STELL 4331                 0   1  0     1       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PS-BOOGER 4367         3  2 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213 260         
ST-CORRUPT 4302        5  7 0 D-LID-MOB THUGS 448   TRAINING SCRUB 5      263 NONE    
WS-MANIAC HAMMER 4212  7  4 0 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ 488  AB-RAKE 4304          262         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ST-IZZLE devastated AB-ADIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ST-TOFURKEY vanquished BA-RED SHINER in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
TP-IZZLE was defeated by LU-BUTCH-ER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
AB PERNICIOUS viciously subdued TP VANNA WHITE in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
TP AUTUMN was subdued by SL SAMBOO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
TP-MANAGER was outlasted by TP TURD in a tiresome 17 minute Challenge struggle.
ST-SNOW devastated ST-STINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TP SCARY SHNAPP handily defeated TP-TRICKY in a 6 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TP DONGLE defeated LU-BROOK TROUT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BA-BRUISER was viciously subdued by LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
AB-WART BELLINS was handily defeated by SERGEANT TYRKES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL was demolished by ST-GAZREK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LU-BANNOR was overcome by AB-RAKE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
AB-ARROYO HAMMER demolished TP-AB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LU-LUCKY was handily defeated by SL-INFERNAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SL-TYVEK vanquished AB MARY SHNAPP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LU LENNY was vanquished by PS-TURD BUNGLER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WS-IZZLE bested AB-CRUNCH in a 2 minute brawl.
ST-KENNELWORTH devastated ST-MADMAN HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN was savagely defeated by ST PHLEGM in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN was savagely defeated by SL-GHOTI in a 1 minute conflict.
TP-CARP outlasted PR-IZZLE in a crowd boring 13 minute fight.
AB-BUSTER was subdued by LU BARRY SHNAPP in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TP-BLACK CRAPPIE was vanquished by AB-NORMAL HAMMER in a 9 minute mismatched fray.
TP-INHUMANE overpowered TRAINING CADET in a tiresome 7 minute uneven fight.
ST-CORRUPT was assassinated by TRAINING SCRUB in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
ST-STRIPE was subdued by PR-AVISTA HAMMER in a 2 minute melee.
PL-IZZLE was outlasted by TP-MORE TPS in a tiring 11 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  10 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        65 -  47 -  3      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       84 -  65 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   63 -  70 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  32 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  56 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  22 -  1      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  42 -  2      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 263 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         5  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-IZZLE 4295               8   4  0   84 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
AIMED BLOW       AB-ADIE 4238                9   2  0   60 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
SLASHING ATTACK  SL-TYVEK 4230               6   5  0   58 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290        8   4  0   48 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
WALL OF STEEL    WS-IZZLE 4337               9   1  0   46 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
TOTAL PARRY      TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277        8   1  0   46 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-BANNOR 4315              5   4  1   43 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
BASHING ATTACK   BA-RED SHINER 4286          6   5  0   36 D-LID-BIGMEANFISH (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ST PHLEGM 4353.  The ten other most popular fighters were LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 
4374, AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277, SL SAMBOO 4254, 
ST-STRIPE 4225, AB PERNICIOUS 4269, LU-BROOK TROUT 4285, SL-GHOTI 4236, and 
ST-TOFURKEY 4347.

The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-MANAGER 4239, TP-CARP 4289, TP-MORE TPS 4389, TP-INHUMANE 4300, 
PR-IZZLE 4365, TP-BLACK CRAPPIE 4288, PL-IZZLE 4383, ST-CORRUPT 4302, SL NOSEPICKIN 
NULN 4321, and ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214.

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!