DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/19/2007    Duedate: 11/01/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-270

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LU LENNY
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4250) [14-5-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ST-IZZLE                       ST-SOUL BROTHER 1
F-FZ-IZZLE (489)               F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
(66-4295) [14-5-0,110]         (66-4216) [2-3-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA-I DIE SOON                  LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY
D-LID-WASTELAND (483)          D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4280) [10-8-1,66]          (66-4374) [5-4-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F-FZ-IZZLE (489)            37
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    33      A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
3. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     21      Unchartered Team
4. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)      19
5. D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)         19      F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  32  19  0 62.7   1/ 1 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     9  6 0
 2/ 2 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  36  29  0 55.4   2/ 2 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  8  4 0
 3/ 4 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          51  46  0 52.6   3/ 3 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          8  5 0
 4/ 3 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    48  44  5 52.2   4/ 8 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    7  5 2
 5/ 6 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       37  39  2 48.7   5/ 5 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  6  1 0
 6/ 5 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     46  49  4 48.4   6/ 7 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       6  3 0
 7/10 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   41  46  0 47.1   7/ 4 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   6  6 0
 8/ 7 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   39  44  2 47.0   8/10 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     3  2 0
 9/ 8 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     31  37  1 45.6   9/11 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     3  7 0
10/ 9 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     32  39  3 45.1  10/ 6 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  2  1 0
11/11 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        35  47  2 42.7  11/ 9 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        2  7 0
12/12 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  31  53  1 36.9  12/13 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     1  5 1
13/14 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     25  47  0 34.7  13/14 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     1  5 0
14/ 0*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)        9  17  0 34.6  14/15 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   1  8 0
15/16 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     10  29  1 25.6  15/16 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         0  7 0
16/15 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         11  33  0 25.0  16/ 0*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turn 18 scoring update

A 4-1
D 5-6
F 4-6

D needs to win one of the last 2 turns and have F win the other or a draw to be
scored;or win the last 2 turns to win the regional contest!  It's now:

A 8
D 7
F 3

GQ goes 2-1 and locks everyone but AF who must win 19 and 20 and then they win the
alliance contest!  It is:

GQ 6
AF 4
LID 3
CDC 3
OUT 1

Scum Master top 5:
Manager 225
Turd 202
Vanna White 182
Tricky 181
Sebastardian and Inhumane 137

I've been scoring the Stylemasters wrong because I mistakenly was giving -1 for
losses when the rules state it's wins+kills against the same style (tiebreak is
highest ranked on turn 20)!  That said you may see some changes in the SM contest.

LU
Butch-er 2
Lucky 1
Brook Trout 1
Callous Crocodile 1
Soft 'n' Chewy 1

WS
Izzle 2

SL
Ghoti 1
Nosepickin Nuln 1

PS
Turd Bungler 1

AB
Arroyo Hammer 3
Ricky Bobby 2
Wart Bellins 2
Adie 2
Normal Hammer 1

PR
Avista Hammer 3
Izzle 2

ST
Tourney Fluff 6
Kennelworth 6
Snow 3
Gazrek 3

TP
Manager 7
Tricky 6
Vanna White 4
Scary Shnapp 4

BA
Little Brother 1
Bruiser 1

If you don't see your warrior listed in the SM he's more than 4 points back in the
race (2 turns left with 2 wins and 2 kills =4 possible SM points left).

Street Legal

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER after a sorry 0-1-0 might want to consider 
abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing 
works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as F-NO-ANT 
HAMMERZ can attest...  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but 
F-FZ-IZZLE will tell you 51-46-0 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for ST 
BIGFATHAIRYDEAL, who pummelled PS-POS, to pocket 24 points.  A certain someone should 
cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 20 points to ST 
BIGFATHAIRYDEAL.  (Discrete enough, PS-POS?) Now I can't insult LU LENNY, as he has 
gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on 
too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering 
milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
D-LID-INQUISITION are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ scurried away from 
D-LID-INQUISITION.  Oh, the shame!  If challenges were horses, AB-ADIE could open up 
a fast food joint!  Them's the breaks, SL-INFERNAL.  Expecting fair challenges from 
F-FZ-IZZLE is evidently too much to ask.  ST-IZZLE subdued SL-INFERNAL.  The whole 
thing leaves a bitter memory.  As a confidence booster, AB MARY SHNAPP challenged 
TP-INHUMANE, down 20 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, AB 
MARY SHNAPP?  Warriors of TARRGIR!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of AB MARY SHNAPP?  AB-ADIE found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below: 
AB-ARROYO HAMMER.  AB-ARROYO HAMMER of F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ kept hers wits as she was 
bested by AB-ADIE.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  The audience 
gave a nice round of rasberries to PS-APOS of D-LID-WASTELAND, for expiring in such 
an ungraceful fashion.  6-7-0, indeed!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in TARRGIR is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  TARRGIR, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has 
agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU LENNY 4250                14   5  1   100       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-IZZLE 4295                14   5  0   110       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-KENNELWORTH 4235          11   7  1    98       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-WS-IZZLE 4337                15   1  0    97       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      11   8  1    92       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-ADIE 4238                 13   5  0    87       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282        14   4  2    86       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 ST-GAZREK 4226                9   9  2    86       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             10   9  0    78       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 AB-CRUNCH 4362               11   3  0    74       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-ST-SNOW 4333                 10   3  0    72       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              8  11  1    72       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
-AB-CONTROL 4351               7   1  0    71       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 PS-POS 4318                  10   7  1    70       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321       9   9  0    69       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BA-I DIE SOON 4280           10   8  1    66       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         9  10  1    66       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290         13   6  0    65       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 AB MARY SHNAPP 4276           9   1  0    59       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213        12   7  2    55       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277         11   5  0    51       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316         9   9  0    51       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-ST-TOFURKEY 4347              7   3  0    49       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293          9  10  0    45       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP AUTUMN 4262               11   6  0    44       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211        11   8  2    43       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP DONGLE 4266               11   5  0    43       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 PL-IZZLE 4383                 4   6  0    43       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP-IZZLE 4299                12   6  0    42       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP-TRICKY 4222               10   9  0    41       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            4   1  0    40       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-INHUMANE 4300              9  10  0    38       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 LU-BANNOR 4315                7   9  1    37       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 TP-MANAGER 4239               9   9  0    36       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 8  11  0    35       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          8  11  0    35       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           8  11  0    35       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          7   2  0    35       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                5  14  0    35       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP-CAIL 4393                  3   0  0    33       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 PR-IZZLE 4365                 4  11  0    32       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 4216        2   3  0    31       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          5   3  0    30       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-TP-AB 4240                    8   5  0    29       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP TURD 4252                  3  16  0    28       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         5   4  0    26       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371           6   7  0    25       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BA-LITTLE BROTHER 4217        2   2  0    18       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-SL-GHOTI 4236                 3   5  1    16       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA-BRUISER 4221               1   8  0    11       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-PR-JRK 4237                   1   8  0    11       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST - MAGNANIMOUS 4386         2   4  0    10       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
-SL-BLOOD BROTHER 4218         1   3  0     6       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-AB-UNDECOVER BROTHER 4317     1   2  0     5       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-TP-MORE TPS 4389              1   0  0     4       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BA-TOM 4402            0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       CAPTAIN TY'RIS 22     270 NONE    
LU-JEFF 4403           0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       MAJOR TEL'KER 24      270 NONE    
SL-BOB 4401            0  1 0 A-GQ-DECEIT 499       THE CROW 27           270 NONE    
ST PHLEGM 4353         7  6 0 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS 485 ST-GAZREK 4226        267         
PS-APOS 4372           6  7 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483   ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214 270         
DANEXT 4398            0  1 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      DRILL SERGEANT DHA 20 270 NONE    
SL-TYVEK 4230          7  9 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211 268         
AB-BUSTER 4329         5  7 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490      AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213 266 NOT REVE
BA-CHABANGEE 4399      0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   MAJOR TEL'KER 24      270 NONE    
PS-PLATITUDE 4400      0  1 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   ARENAMASTER SHAGEL 23 270 NONE    
AB PERNICIOUS 4269     6  7 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493   SL-INFERNAL 4301      268         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20 September 2007
Ok, ok, you can stop not-talking about TOGS VI already, it is coming, slowly but
surely, like a giant, over-fed, greased slug sliding down a gravely driveway.  We're
looking for new-comers, old-timers, in-betweeners, fence-sitters and Delarquans to
come on out and participate.  Just think, you could be the next Pinky & the Brain
pairing (a la Creepster & Manager), or maybe you'll be the team that crushes all in
its path on the way TO UTTER AND COMPLETE TOGS DOMINATION!!!!!!  [note:  insert
sinister cackle if it helps you complete the picture]

There will be a few minor changes, so let's recap the rules from top to bottom:

1.  Each TOGS team consists of two managers.  After the contest starts, there will be
no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your teammate wisely.  TOGS VI will last
for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.

2.  The TOGS entry fee is 2 team setups per manager.  This means 4 setups per TOGS
team.  This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no exceptions
being made.  This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or manager decides
to back out early.  To pay the entry fee either:
     a)  send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
          Paul Jokelson
          115 Moss Ave. #201
          Oakland, CA 94611
     b)  get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates.  Sorry, no credit cards
         and no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.

3. TOGS point system:

Fights:

10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on your even challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on another TOGS warriors challenge.
 7 points for winning a random match-up against another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning a random match-up against a non-TOGS warrior.

Changes this TOGS:

** 10 points for any challenge by the DM, UP OR DOWN!!
** 4 points for winning a random match-up against your TOGS partner's warrior.
To state the obvious, there are 0 points if you challenge your partner.

** 4 points for winning a bloodfeud attempt against you by a non-TOGS warrior

You will not get any points if you challenge or get challenged by a non-TOGS team
(with the exception of the above-stated rule if you get bloodfeuded), so use your
avoids wisely if you think someone is out to get you.

Spots/Ads

5 points for every spotlight written by any team member.  1 per manager per turn.

The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and we will be completely firm on
this.  In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will not be given points if
they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.
We will be the sole judge of this.  If you're unsure if we will judge something to be
Duelmasters or fantasy related, then e-mail me before you write the spotlight and
ask.  We reserve the right to take points away from a spotlight after they are given
if we judge at later time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.

-5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
personal ad.

4.  TOGS VI will start in arena 60 shortly after the Winter Face-to-Face (turn due
Feb 21, Aradi turn 436) and as mentioned before will last for 13 turns.  There will
be multipliers in the later rounds, which means that all points accumulated by a team
on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by each team
on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.

5.  Soultaker and Nuln will be the sole arbiters of any dispute that may arise, with
props to Sentinel for doing the score-keeping as always.  Whine all you like, we will
be glad to provide comfortable chairs and the cheese of your choice.

And there be the rules.  If you look closely, you'll notice there were a few minor
changes and additions made from the TOGS V rules.  They are as follows:

-- The Snotman & Nuln rule:  Last TOGS Snotman and Nuln randomly matched up something
like 4-5 times, so we basically decided out of pity to now give a small amount of
points (4 in this case) for winning a random against a teammate, so that you're not
completely screwed by having 2 of your 10 warriors get 0 zero points automatically.

-- Scaling Down Points for the DM:  Previously a TOGS DM would get 10 points *in
addition* to whatever challenge points they got.  This was to keep the DM from being
penalized for being at the top and give people something to fight for.  However, it
was a bit too much of an award and we decided to scale it back and eliminate the
bonus, but give full upchallenge credit whenever the DM challenges.

-- Bloodfeuds from outside TOGS teams:  This incident came up last TOGS, and it was
felt that if a person killed a non-TOGS warrior in a random, they shouldn't have to
be potentially locked into 4 turns of getting 0 points.  So we've added an additional
rule which now gives 4 points if you win when bloodfeuded by a non-TOGS warrior, at
least giving you some way to get points if you're locked into a non-TOGS bloodfeud
instead of being basically removed from the contest for 4 turns.

And lastly...

-- Team Names:  This was not listed in the rules, but to make things more festive, at
the suggestion of Manager we have decided to have the added dimension of team names!
Yes, no more boring rankings with Team 4 edging out Team 7.  Just picture reading a
TOGS turn report now, with something along the lines of "Team Fiery Starfish
obliterated Team Superior TOGSlings," just as one example.

We hope to see you all there....

17 October 2007
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                   *****                              *******
                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
                   *****                              *******
                   ******************************************
                   ******************************************

The time is fast approaching and soon the SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3 will be upon us.  9 teams
(a total of 18 managers) have announced for what promises to be a fierce competition
in DM 45.  You still have time to join the fun!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4th, 2007).  You may diplo them
to Master Darque or have them shipped directly to him.  Email MD for a home address.

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BA-CHABANGEE was butchered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BA-TOM was slaughtered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LU-JEFF was easily killed by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SL-BOB was slaughtered by THE CROW in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PS-PLATITUDE was butchered by ARENAMASTER SHAGELL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DANEXT was assassinated by DRILL SERGEANT DHAS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ST-IZZLE devastated SL-INFERNAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ST-KENNELWORTH bested ST-GAZREK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
AB-CRUNCH handily defeated TP SCARY SHNAPP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AB-ARROYO HAMMER was vanquished by AB-ADIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TP DONGLE unbelievably bested LU-BANNOR in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
TP AUTUMN was savagely defeated by SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AB MARY SHNAPP beat TP-INHUMANE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
TP-IZZLE savagely defeated TP-MANAGER in a unpopular 28 minute Challenge competition.
PR-AVISTA HAMMER was demolished by BA-I DIE SOON in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TP-CAIL luckily beat LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge conflict.
ST-TOURNEY FLUFF lost to LU LENNY in a 1 minute Title bout.
PS-POS was devastated by ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PS-TURD BUNGLER overpowered SL SAMBOO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PS-APOS was butchered by ST-MADMAN HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LU-BUTCH-ER demolished SERGEANT HAKLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LU-LUCKY was overpowered by AB-WART BELLINS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TP-TRICKY bested ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN was savagely defeated by PL-IZZLE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
TP VANNA WHITE was handily defeated by AB-NORMAL HAMMER in a 1 minute contest.
LU-INFLAMMABLE was subdued by TP TURD in a popular 4 minute fight.
PR-IZZLE vanquished ST - MAGNANIMOUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        46 -  35 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  49 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       64 -  69 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  24 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  41 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  14 -  2      36  |

Turn 270 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         6  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LU LENNY 4250              14   5  1  100 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-IZZLE 4295              14   5  0  110 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
AIMED BLOW       AB-ADIE 4238               13   5  0   87 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-POS 4318                10   7  1   70 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
BASHING ATTACK   BA-I DIE SOON 4280         10   8  1   66 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
TOTAL PARRY      TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277       11   5  0   51 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211      11   8  2   43 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA-I DIE SOON 4280.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The ten other most popular fighters were LU-BANNOR 
4315, ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 4216, PL-IZZLE 4383, LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 
4321, AB MARY SHNAPP 4276, ST-KENNELWORTH 4235, AB-CRUNCH 4362, BA-I DIE SOON 4280, 
and ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-MANAGER 4239.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-IZZLE 4299, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, LU-LUCKY 4223, PS-APOS 4372, SL 
SAMBOO 4254, PS-POS 4318, PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211, TP-INHUMANE 4300, AB-ARROYO HAMMER 
4213, and TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277.