DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/16/2007    Duedate: 11/29/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-272

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LU LENNY
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4250) [16-5-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LU LENNY                       POSITION IS EMPTY
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       
(66-4250) [16-5-1,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             PR-AVISTA HAMMER
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
(66-4321) [11-9-0,87]          (66-4211) [12-9-2,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)       30
2. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     22      F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
3. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    19      Unchartered Team
4. F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)        7
5. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)       6      SUGARHEADS (134)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  34  19  0 64.2   1/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  8  4 0
 2- 2 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  38  29  0 56.7   2/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   8  4 0
 3- 3 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          51  46  0 52.6   3/ 8 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    5  7 1
 4/ 4 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    51  49  5 51.0   4- 4 F-FZ-IZZLE (489)          4  0 0
 5- 5 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     49  50  4 49.5   5- 5 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       4  2 0
 6- 6 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       39  40  2 49.4   6- 2 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     4  5 0
 7/ 7 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   46  49  0 48.4   7- 6 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  3  1 0
 8- 9 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     31  37  1 45.6   8/10 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     3  3 0
 9/10 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     34  41  3 45.3   9- 7 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  2  1 0
10/ 8 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   40  49  2 44.9  10/14 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     2  4 0
11-11 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        35  49  2 41.7  11/13 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     2  4 0
12/12 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  36  56  1 39.1  12/12 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   2  7 0
13-13*F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)        9  16  0 36.0  13- 9 F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)     1  3 0
14/14 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     27  49  0 35.5  14-15 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         1  3 0
15-15 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         12  33  0 26.7  15-11 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome TARRGIR.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking 
and too little dodging gave D-LID-WASTELAND a 0-0-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  
Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out 
the pain!  F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ is now ranked 3rd with a 2-2-0 turn.  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE 
showed TARRGIR what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off 
with 3-1-0.  What's with LU-BANNOR?  He actually beat F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ's ST-MADMAN 
HAMMER, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at 
D-LID-MOB THUGS.  SL-INFERNAL lost 19 points to LU-BUTCH-ER.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe SL-INFERNAL will provide more easy wins...  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL was 
reminded on the sands why LU LENNY is Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU LENNY 4250                16   5  1   115       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-IZZLE 4295                14   5  0   110       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-ST-KENNELWORTH 4235          12   7  1   106       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-WS-IZZLE 4337                15   1  0    97       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282        15   4  2    93       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290         15   6  0    92       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-SNOW 4333                 11   3  0    88       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      11  10  1    87       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      11   9  0    87       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             11  10  0    82       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-PS-POS 4318                  11   7  1    81       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-ST-GAZREK 4226                9  10  2    80       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-BA-I DIE SOON 4280           11   8  1    76       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-AB-CONTROL 4351               7   1  0    71       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-AB-ADIE 4238                 13   6  0    68       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-CRUNCH 4362               11   4  0    65       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213        13   8  2    62       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-AB MARY SHNAPP 4276          10   1  0    61       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         10  11  0    61       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 SL-INFERNAL 4301              9  12  1    61       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-BANNOR 4315                8  10  1    56       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
-TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277         12   5  0    55       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211        12   9  2    53       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-TP AUTUMN 4262               12   6  0    50       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-ST-TOFURKEY 4347              7   3  0    49       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316        10  10  0    48       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 LU-LUCKY 4223                 9  12  0    44       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-TP DONGLE 4266               11   5  0    43       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
 TP-TRICKY 4222               11  10  0    43       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 TP-INHUMANE 4300             10  11  0    43       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
-PL-IZZLE 4383                 4   6  0    43       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-TP-IZZLE 4299                12   6  0    42       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  17  0    42       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP-MANAGER 4239              10   9  0    41       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         9  12  1    40       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            4   1  0    40       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294          9  12  0    39       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           8  13  0    37       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          7   2  0    35       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-TP-AB 4240                    9   5  0    34       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         6   5  0    34       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL SAMBOO 4254                5  16  0    32       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-PR-IZZLE 4365                 4  11  0    32       F-FZ-IZZLE (489)
-ST-SOUL BROTHER 1 4216        2   2  0    31       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          5   3  0    30       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371           6   8  0    26       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-TP-CAIL 4393                  3   1  0    25       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BA-LITTLE BROTHER 4217        2   2  0    18       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-SL-GHOTI 4236                 3   5  1    16       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA-BRUISER 4221               1   8  0    11       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-PR-JRK 4237                   1   8  0    11       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-ST - MAGNANIMOUS 4386         2   4  0    10       F-FZ-COOL WORDS (493)
-SL-BLOOD BROTHER 4218         1   3  0     6       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-AB-UNDECOVER BROTHER 4317     1   2  0     5       F-FZ-MY BRO'S (491)
-TP-MORE TPS 4389              1   0  0     4       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ST-ANKIE 4406           0  1 0 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD 492  CAPTAIN TY'RIS        272  NONE
PS-APOS 4372            6  7 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483  ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214 270   
SL-TYVEK 4230           7  9 0 F-CDC-DEMONS 490     PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211 268  NOT REVENGED
AB PERNICIOUS 4269      6  7 0 F-FZ-COOL WORDS 493  SL-INFERNAL 4301      268  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

23 October 2007
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                   *****                              *******
                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!!  There is
still time for you to join in on the competition.  The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com.  Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ST-ANKIE was butchered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LU LENNY devastated ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SL-INFERNAL was handily defeated by LU-BUTCH-ER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PS-TURD BUNGLER won victory over AB-ARROYO HAMMER in a 1 minute master's brawl.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN defeated AB-WART BELLINS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ST-MADMAN HAMMER was devastated by LU-BANNOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY was bested by TP TURD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
PR-AVISTA HAMMER savagely defeated TP-TRICKY in a 4 minute expert's melee.
LU-LUCKY viciously subdued TP VANNA WHITE in a action packed 3 minute expert's fight.
SL SAMBOO was defeated by TP-INHUMANE in a 2 minute expert's match.
AB-NORMAL HAMMER savagely defeated TP-SEBASTARDIAN in a exciting 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        37 -  31 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  38 -  4      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  64 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  40 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  11 -  2      39  |

Turn 272 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LU LENNY 4250              16   5  1  115 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290       15   6  0   92 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305    11  10  1   87 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
SLASHING ATTACK  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321    11   9  0   87 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
AIMED BLOW       AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213      13   8  2   62 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211      12   9  2   53 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-TRICKY 4222             11  10  0   43 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
LU-LUCKY 4223, AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 4254, PS-TURD 
BUNGLER 4290, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, LU LENNY 4250, LU-BANNOR 4315, TP-TRICKY 4222, 
and LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214, SL-INFERNAL 4301, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 
4305, ST-ANKIE 4406, TP-INHUMANE 4300, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, TP TURD 4252, AB-WART 
BELLINS 4293, AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213, and LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEBASTIAN 1834 (155-136-3)             9  3  0         THE INQUISITION      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUTCH 1831 (95-117-5)                  4  3  0         THE INQUISITION      

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZIPPER 3373 (2-0-1)                    0  2  0         RESCUE RANGERS