DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/30/2007    Duedate: 12/13/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-273

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PS-TURD BUNGLER
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4290) [16-6-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PS-TURD BUNGLER                POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        
(66-4290) [16-6-0,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-BANNOR                      LU-BANNOR
A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)          A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
(66-4315) [9-10-1,59]          (66-4315) [9-10-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     40
2. A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)   24A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)     22      Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)        3
5. D-LID-WASTELAND (483)        0      CAA (433)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  34  19  0 64.2   1/ 2 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   8  4 0
 2/ 2 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  39  30  1 56.5   2/ 1 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  5  7 0
 3- 4 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    51  49  5 51.0   3/ 9 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  3  1 1
 4- 5 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     49  50  4 49.5   4- 6 D-LID-WASTELAND (483)     3  1 0
 5/ 7 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   49  50  0 49.5   5- 3 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    3  5 0
 6- 6 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       39  40  2 49.4   6/12 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   3  6 0
 7/10 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   42  50  2 45.7   7- 7 A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)  2  0 0
 8- 9 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     34  41  3 45.3   8- 5 D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)       2  1 0
 9-11 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        35  49  2 41.7   9-10 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     2  2 0
10/12 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  36  60  1 37.5  10- 8 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     2  2 0
11-14 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     27  49  0 35.5  11/11 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     2  3 0
12/16 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     12  32  1 27.3  12-14 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         1  0 0
13-15 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         12  33  0 26.7  13-15 F-CDC-DEMONS (490)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE?  Who?  D-LID-INQUISITION is the top team these 
days, buddies!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive 
observation?) as A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER can attest...  D-LID-INQUISITION posted a nice 
gain, to come in 1st.  Everybody loves a winner...  D-LID-INQUISITION had cause to 
celebrate, after AB-WART BELLINS got 25 points by beating SL NOSEPICKIN NULN.  SL 
NOSEPICKIN NULN certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
AB-WART BELLINS and losing 23 points in the process!  Now I can't insult PS-TURD 
BUNGLER, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop 
me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in TARRGIR is taking speech lessons 
to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are TARRGIR's warriors?  Come, let us see.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Those who owe 
TP-ANOTHER TP of A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER money and had written him off, take note:  he'S 
BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290         16   6  0   112       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-KENNELWORTH 4235          12   7  1   106       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      12  10  1    98       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-ST-TOURNEY FLUFF 4282        15   4  2    93       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU LENNY 4250                16   6  1    89       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-ST-SNOW 4333                 11   3  0    88       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         11  11  0    86       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-PS-POS 4318                  11   7  1    81       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-ST-GAZREK 4226                9  10  2    80       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
-BA-I DIE SOON 4280           11   8  1    76       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             11  11  0    74       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-AB-CONTROL 4351               7   1  0    71       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-AB-ADIE 4238                 13   6  0    68       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-CRUNCH 4362               11   4  0    65       F-CDC-DEMONS (490)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      11  10  0    64       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213        13   8  2    62       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-AB MARY SHNAPP 4276          10   1  0    61       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-SL-INFERNAL 4301              9  12  1    61       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 LU-BANNOR 4315                9  10  1    59       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP SCARY SHNAPP 4277         12   5  0    55       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
 TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            5   1  1    55       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211        12   9  2    53       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-TP AUTUMN 4262               12   6  0    50       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316        10  10  0    48       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-LU-LUCKY 4223                 9  12  0    44       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         7   5  0    44       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP-TRICKY 4222               11  10  0    43       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-TP-INHUMANE 4300             10  11  0    43       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         10  12  0    42       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-TP-MANAGER 4239              10   9  0    41       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         9  12  1    40       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           8  14  0    38       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP JERRY SHNAPP 4279          7   2  0    35       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP-AB 4240                    9   5  0    34       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  18  0    34       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL SAMBOO 4254                5  17  0    32       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-LU BARRY SHNAPP 4278          5   3  0    30       A-AF-SHNAPP ATTACK (501)
-LU-INFLAMMABLE 4371           6   8  0    26       D-LID-WASTELAND (483)
-TP-CAIL 4393                  3   1  0    25       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SL-GHOTI 4236                 3   5  1    16       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-BA-BRUISER 4221               1   8  0    11       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-PR-JRK 4237                   1   8  0    11       D-OUT-ANDORIA (495)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TP-MORE TPS 4389        1  1 0 A-GQ-ANDORIAN PO 502 MAJOR TEL'KER         273  NONE
PS-APOS 4372            6  7 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483  ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214 270   
2ND LT. BHURG           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           TP-ANOTHER TP 4379    273  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

3 November 2007
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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TP-ANOTHER TP delivered the death blow upon 2ND LT. BHURG in a 7 minute fight.
TP-MORE TPS was viciously butchered by MAJOR TEL'KER in a 4 minute Dark Arena duel.
LU LENNY was demolished by PS-TURD BUNGLER in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
LU-BUTCH-ER was devastated by ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN was overpowered by AB-WART BELLINS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TP VANNA WHITE was viciously subdued by LU-BANNOR in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
TP TURD was beaten by LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN luckily beat SL SAMBOO in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        34 -  26 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  33 -  4      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  59 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  38 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  2      38  |

Turn 273 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290       16   6  0  112 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305    12  10  1   98 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU LENNY 4250              16   6  1   89 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
SLASHING ATTACK  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321    11  10  0   64 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-ANOTHER TP 4379          5   1  1   55 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-BANNOR 4315.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LU-BANNOR 4315.  The ten other most popular fighters were SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-SOFT 
'N CHEWY 4374, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP-MORE TPS 4389, 
PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, LU LENNY 4250, and 
LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-ANOTHER TP 4379.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP TURD 4252, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, LU 
LENNY 4250, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, TP-MORE 
TPS 4389, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, and ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305.