DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/14/2007    Duedate: 12/27/2007

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-274

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PS-TURD BUNGLER
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4290) [17-6-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PS-TURD BUNGLER                POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        
(66-4290) [17-6-0,122]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             LU-BUTCH-ER
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4321) [11-11-0,62]         (66-4291) [12-11-0,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     11
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)     7      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      0      Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)        0
5. F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)       0      TEST (2)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  39  30  1 56.5   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   8  4 0
 2- 3 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    51  49  5 51.0   2/ 6 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   4  5 0
 3/ 5 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   52  51  0 50.5   3/ 2 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  4  8 0
 4/ 7 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   44  51  2 46.3   4-11 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     2  1 0
 5- 8 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     34  41  3 45.3   5- 5 F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)    2  2 0
 6/10 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  37  63  1 37.0   6- 3 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  1  1 1
 7-11 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     27  49  0 35.5   7- 9 D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)     1  1 0
 8-12 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     12  32  1 27.3   8-10 F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of TARRGIR.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  What's a move up 
by 7 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to 
A-GQ-BLOODGUARD.  Practice pays for LU LENNY, who pummelled AB-WART BELLINS, to 
pocket 9 points.  AB-WART BELLINS certainly had a baffled expression on his face, 
after losing to LU LENNY and losing 6 points in the process!  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 
found out that TARRGIR isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster 
here!  Word has it one team in TARRGIR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead 
a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in TARRGIR would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in TARRGIR is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for 
TARRGIR?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290         17   6  0   122       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU LENNY 4250                17   6  1    98       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      12  11  1    92       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-SNOW 4333                 11   3  0    88       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         11  12  0    80       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             12  11  0    78       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-AB-CONTROL 4351               7   1  0    71       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-ARROYO HAMMER 4213        13   8  2    62       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      11  11  0    62       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-SL-INFERNAL 4301              9  12  1    61       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
-LU-BANNOR 4315                9  10  1    59       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            5   1  1    55       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-PR-AVISTA HAMMER 4211        12   9  2    53       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
-TP AUTUMN 4262               12   6  0    50       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
-AB-NORMAL HAMMER 4316        10  10  0    48       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         8   5  0    47       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         11  12  0    45       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
-LU-LUCKY 4223                 9  12  0    44       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-TP-TRICKY 4222               11  10  0    43       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-TP-INHUMANE 4300             10  11  0    43       D-LID-MOB THUGS (448)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306           9  14  0    41       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214         9  12  1    40       F-NO-ANT HAMMERZ (488)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL SAMBOO 4254                5  18  0    33       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  19  0    33       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP-CAIL 4393                  3   1  0    25       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BA-BRUISER 4221               1   8  0    11       F-CDC-LUROCIANS (496)
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PS-APOS 4372            6  7 0 D-LID-WASTELAND 483  ST-MADMAN HAMMER 4214 270  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     For a bunch of civil war people, you aren't being very civil!  Of course, you
     aren't exactly being uncivil either.  Which way do you count deafening silence?
     Somehow that strikes me as a glass half-full sort of question. -- Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PS-TURD BUNGLER devastated ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
LU-BUTCH-ER viciously subdued SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 2 minute brutal expert's battle.
LU LENNY overpowered AB-WART BELLINS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN unbelievably bested SL SAMBOO in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
TP TURD was bested by LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
TP VANNA WHITE outwaited PRIVATE 1ST CLASS in a 10 minute master vs. amateur match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        30 -  23 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  29 -  4      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  52 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  34 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  21 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  2      36  |

Turn 274 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290       17   6  0  122 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU LENNY 4250              17   6  1   98 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305    12  11  1   92 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.  The ten other most popular fighters were LU-SOFT 'N 
CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 4254, PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, LU LENNY 4250, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 
4321, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP TURD 
4252, and TP VANNA WHITE 4306.

The least popular fighter this week was TP VANNA WHITE 4306.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP TURD 4252, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, 
AB-WART BELLINS 4293, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, LU LENNY 4250, PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, 
SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, and LU-BUTCH-ER 4291.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LU LENNY (66-4250) F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)