DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/28/2007 Duedate: 01/10/2008
TARRGIR ARENA
DM-66 TURN-275
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PS-TURD BUNGLER
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4290) [18-6-0,137]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PS-TURD BUNGLER POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4290) [18-6-0,137]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN AB-WART BELLINS
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4321) [11-12-0,57] (66-4293) [12-12-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. D-LID-INQUISITION (484) 42
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 7 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492) 0 Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502) 0
5. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) -28 SUGARHEADS (134)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502) 39 30 1 56.5 1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484) 10 2 0
2/ 3 D-LID-INQUISITION (484) 56 51 0 52.3 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) 5 4 0
3/ 4 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) 45 53 2 45.9 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 2 10 0
4/ 6 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 38 66 1 36.5 4- 4 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492) 1 0 0
5- 8 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492) 12 32 1 27.3 5- 6 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502) 1 1 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. TARRGIR needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for SL
SAMBOO? F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE's proud of it after beating LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY and getting
19 points. Talk about yer major upsets! LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY's match with SL SAMBOO
cost it a loss of 17 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I
think PS-TURD BUNGLER should let LU LENNY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask
me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290 18 6 0 137 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LU-BUTCH-ER 4291 13 11 0 96 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ST-SNOW 4333 11 3 0 88 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
AB-WART BELLINS 4293 12 12 0 86 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305 12 12 1 76 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-AB-CONTROL 4351 7 1 0 71 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LU-BANNOR 4315 9 10 1 59 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321 11 12 0 57 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379 5 1 1 55 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
SL SAMBOO 4254 6 18 0 52 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP AUTUMN 4262 12 6 0 50 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294 12 12 0 48 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TP VANNA WHITE 4306 10 14 0 46 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TP TURD 4252 4 20 0 32 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374 8 6 0 30 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP-CAIL 4393 3 1 0 25 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LU-BRINN 4312 0 2 0 2 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Not that you guys will have a problem with this, but--
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PS-TURD BUNGLER devastated LU LENNY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL was vanquished by LU-BUTCH-ER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AB-WART BELLINS demolished SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN outwaited TP TURD in a monotonous 14 minute veteran's fight.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY was devastated by SL SAMBOO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TP VANNA WHITE luckily beat CORPORAL SHARYEN in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 20 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 2 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 42 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 33 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 1 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 8 - 1 33 |
Turn 275 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290 18 6 0 137 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
LUNGING ATTACK LU-BUTCH-ER 4291 13 11 0 96 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321. The most popular warrior
this turn was AB-WART BELLINS 4293. The ten other most popular fighters were PS-TURD
BUNGLER 4290, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, SL SAMBOO 4254, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, LU-SOFT 'N
CHEWY 4374, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP
TURD 4252, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252. The other ten least popular
fighters were TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305,
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291,
PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PS-TURD BUNGLER (66-4290) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LU LENNY (66-4250) F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)