DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/28/2007    Duedate: 01/10/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-275

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PS-TURD BUNGLER
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4290) [18-6-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PS-TURD BUNGLER                POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        
(66-4290) [18-6-0,137]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             AB-WART BELLINS
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4321) [11-12-0,57]         (66-4293) [12-12-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     42
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)     7      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)        0      Unchartered Team
4. A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)    0
5. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)    -28      SUGARHEADS (134)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  39  30  1 56.5   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)  10  2 0
 2/ 3 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   56  51  0 52.3   2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   5  4 0
 3/ 4 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   45  53  2 45.9   3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  2 10 0
 4/ 6 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  38  66  1 36.5   4- 4 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     1  0 0
 5- 8 A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)     12  32  1 27.3   5- 6 A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWE (502)  1  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TARRGIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for SL 
SAMBOO?  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE's proud of it after beating LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY and getting 
19 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY's match with SL SAMBOO 
cost it a loss of 17 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think PS-TURD BUNGLER should let LU LENNY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290         18   6  0   137       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             13  11  0    96       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST-SNOW 4333                 11   3  0    88       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         12  12  0    86       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      12  12  1    76       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-AB-CONTROL 4351               7   1  0    71       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LU-BANNOR 4315                9  10  1    59       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      11  12  0    57       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP-ANOTHER TP 4379            5   1  1    55       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                6  18  0    52       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP AUTUMN 4262               12   6  0    50       A-GQ-ANDORIAN POWER (502)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         12  12  0    48       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306          10  14  0    46       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP TURD 4252                  4  20  0    32       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         8   6  0    30       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
-TP-CAIL 4393                  3   1  0    25       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LU-BRINN 4312                 0   2  0     2       A-GQ-BLOODGUARD (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Not that you guys will have a problem with this, but--

22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such.  Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text.  Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PS-TURD BUNGLER devastated LU LENNY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL was vanquished by LU-BUTCH-ER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AB-WART BELLINS demolished SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN outwaited TP TURD in a monotonous 14 minute veteran's fight.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY was devastated by SL SAMBOO in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TP VANNA WHITE luckily beat CORPORAL SHARYEN in a 3 minute brutal struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  20 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  25 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  42 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  33 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  1      33  |

Turn 275 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290       18   6  0  137 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-BUTCH-ER 4291           13  11  0   96 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was AB-WART BELLINS 4293.  The ten other most popular fighters were PS-TURD 
BUNGLER 4290, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, SL SAMBOO 4254, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, LU-SOFT 'N 
CHEWY 4374, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP 
TURD 4252, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, 
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, 
PS-TURD BUNGLER 4290, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PS-TURD BUNGLER (66-4290) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LU LENNY (66-4250) F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)