DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/11/2008    Duedate: 01/24/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-276

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4305) [13-12-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL             POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        
(66-4305) [13-12-1,104]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4374) [9-6-0,39]           (66-4374) [9-6-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)     45
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    21      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)    -74      Unchartered Team

                                       CAA (433)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   58  53  0 52.3   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   9  3 0
 2/ 3 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   48  53  2 47.5   2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   6  3 0
 3/ 4 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  39  68  1 36.4   3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  3  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TARRGIR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  It seems so recently people were 
saying D-LID-LBA LEGENDS was washed up, finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them up 0.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with SL NOSEPICKIN NULN?  He actually beat 
D-LID-INQUISITION's AB-WART BELLINS, and walked away with 25 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at D-LID-INQUISITION.  AB-WART BELLINS lost 25 points to SL 
NOSEPICKIN NULN.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe AB-WART BELLINS will provide 
more easy wins...  I'm sure TARRGIR is excited about ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL, the new 
Duelmaster from D-LID-LBA LEGENDS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I 
have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow 
fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     Warriors of TARRGIR unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some 
advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      13  12  1   104       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             14  11  0   103       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      12  12  0    82       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         12  13  0    61       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP VANNA WHITE 4306          11  14  0    54       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         13  12  0    51       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                6  19  0    47       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374         9   6  0    39       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP TURD 4252                  4  21  0    33       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such.  Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text.  Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PS-TURD BUNGLER was devastated by ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute Title fight.
LU-BUTCH-ER vanquished CORPORAL NAHJ in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AB-WART BELLINS was demolished by SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TP VANNA WHITE unbelievably bested SL SAMBOO in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN unbelievably bested CORPORAL SHARYEN in a 5 minute brawl.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY viciously subdued TP TURD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  39 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  23 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  29 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  1      30  |

Turn 276 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305    13  12  1  104 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-BUTCH-ER 4291           14  11  0  103 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294       13  12  0   51 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The ten other most popular fighters were SL 
SAMBOO 4254, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, TP TURD 4252, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, SL NOSEPICKIN 
NULN 4321, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294,  0, and  
0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 
4321, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP TURD 4252, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, SL SAMBOO 4254, 
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PS-TURD BUNGLER (66-4290) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)