DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/11/2008 Duedate: 01/24/2008
TARRGIR ARENA
DM-66 TURN-276
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4305) [13-12-1,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4305) [13-12-1,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4374) [9-6-0,39] (66-4374) [9-6-0,39]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) 45
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 21 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. D-LID-INQUISITION (484) -74 Unchartered Team
CAA (433)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 D-LID-INQUISITION (484) 58 53 0 52.3 1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484) 9 3 0
2/ 3 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) 48 53 2 47.5 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485) 6 3 0
3/ 4 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 39 68 1 36.4 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506) 3 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of TARRGIR! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. It seems so recently people were
saying D-LID-LBA LEGENDS was washed up, finished. But 3-0-0 moved them up 0. I
guess they're washed no more... What's with SL NOSEPICKIN NULN? He actually beat
D-LID-INQUISITION's AB-WART BELLINS, and walked away with 25 more points from the
fight. Major screwup at D-LID-INQUISITION. AB-WART BELLINS lost 25 points to SL
NOSEPICKIN NULN. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe AB-WART BELLINS will provide
more easy wins... I'm sure TARRGIR is excited about ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL, the new
Duelmaster from D-LID-LBA LEGENDS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I
have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...
Warriors of TARRGIR unite. You have only your games to lose! Here's some
advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305 13 12 1 104 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LU-BUTCH-ER 4291 14 11 0 103 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321 12 12 0 82 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AB-WART BELLINS 4293 12 13 0 61 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TP VANNA WHITE 4306 11 14 0 54 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294 13 12 0 51 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
SL SAMBOO 4254 6 19 0 47 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374 9 6 0 39 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TP TURD 4252 4 21 0 33 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PS-TURD BUNGLER was devastated by ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL in a 1 minute Title fight.
LU-BUTCH-ER vanquished CORPORAL NAHJ in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AB-WART BELLINS was demolished by SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TP VANNA WHITE unbelievably bested SL SAMBOO in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN unbelievably bested CORPORAL SHARYEN in a 5 minute brawl.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY viciously subdued TP TURD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 39 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 23 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 29 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
Turn 276 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305 13 12 1 104 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
LUNGING ATTACK LU-BUTCH-ER 4291 14 11 0 103 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TOTAL PARRY TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294 13 12 0 51 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374. The most popular warrior
this turn was LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374. The ten other most popular fighters were SL
SAMBOO 4254, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, TP TURD 4252, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, SL NOSEPICKIN
NULN 4321, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, 0, and
0.
The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294. The other ten least
popular fighters were AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP VANNA WHITE 4306, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
4321, ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305, TP TURD 4252, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, SL SAMBOO 4254,
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PS-TURD BUNGLER (66-4290) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)