DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2008    Duedate: 03/20/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-280

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LU-BUTCH-ER
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4291) [17-12-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LU-BUTCH-ER                    POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        
(66-4291) [17-12-0,104]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4374) [13-6-0,63]          (66-4321) [13-15-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)     11
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)     4      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      2      Unchartered Team

                                       MINISTRYOFUNYWALKS (38)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   68  55  0 55.3   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   8  1 0
 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   54  53  2 50.5   2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   3  0 0
 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  41  78  1 34.5   3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  2  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TARRGIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN?  D-LID-INQUISITION's proud of him after beating SL SAMBOO and 
getting 5 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SL SAMBOO's match with 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN cost it a loss of 3 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
LU-BUTCH-ER stopped SERGEANT HAKLE dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
TARRGIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark?  Don't look at 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-BUTCH-ER 4291             17  12  0   104       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         16  13  0    93       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         16  13  0    63       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374        13   6  0    63       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      13  15  0    60       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                7  22  0    54       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  25  0    41       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     As threatened, here is a current manager list for this arena.  Let me know if
     I've gotten anyone's name wrong! -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     D-LID-INQUISITION        LHI
     D-LID-LBA LEGENDS        TUM
     F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE       PTFT

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LU-BUTCH-ER devastated SERGEANT HAKLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
AB-WART BELLINS won victory over CORPORAL THEYRN in a 1 minute battle.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY viciously subdued TP TURD in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
SL SAMBOO was unbelievably bested by TP-SEBASTARDIAN in a 1 minute veteran's contest.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN viciously subdued CORPORAL KRYZASH in a 2 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  10 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  18 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 280 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-BUTCH-ER 4291           17  12  0  104 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
AIMED BLOW       AB-WART BELLINS 4293       16  13  0   93 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294       16  13  0   63 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, TP TURD 4252,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, LU-BUTCH-ER 4291, SL SAMBOO 
4254, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LU-BUTCH-ER (66-4291) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)