DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/21/2008    Duedate: 04/03/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-281

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AB-WART BELLINS
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
(66-4293) [17-13-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AB-WART BELLINS                POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-INQUISITION (484)        
(66-4293) [17-13-0,95]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4374) [14-6-0,72]          (66-4321) [14-15-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      9
2. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)      6      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    -1      Unchartered Team

                                       TORNADO'S (227)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   71  55  0 56.3   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   8  1 0
 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   55  53  2 50.9   2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   3  0 0
 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  42  80  1 34.4   3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  3  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 293): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 588): SAFFRON SKUNK of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 588): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 581): JEROME of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 577): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 577): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 574): CAYLON MCCANN of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 570): KLINK of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 539): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 530): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 521): NIVIX of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 241): PAS DE QUARTIER of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 423): ELEPHANT DUNG of WILD KINGDOM (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 194): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 473): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 293): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 588): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 588): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 551): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 577): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 577): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 574): STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 570): THE A'S -- LOSERS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 539): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 530): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 521): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 241): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 422): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 194): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 473): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 587): 100% of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 538): SELVUN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 529): LORIMINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 520): BUNKER of SONS OF TULL (Gerald Bostock, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TARRGIR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY win a fight and gain 9 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LU-SOFT 
'N CHEWY beat SL SAMBOO and SL SAMBOO lost 6 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And 
if variety is the spice of life, TARRGIR may be getting bland, as LU-BUTCH-ER stays 
top dog in the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From TARRGIR's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in TARRGIR to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of TARRGIR.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         17  13  0    95       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374        14   6  0    72       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      14  15  0    66       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         17  13  0    65       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                7  23  0    48       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  26  0    40       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Empty -- 1. Containing nothing; not holding or having anything within; void of
contents or appropriate contents; not filled; -- said of an inclosure, as a box,
room, house, etc.; as, an empty chest, room, purse, or pitcher; an empty stomach;
empty shackles.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LU-BUTCH-ER bested SERGEANT LI CHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
AB-WART BELLINS won victory over SERGEANT LI CHU in a 2 minute Title battle.
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY handily defeated SL SAMBOO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN vanquished CORPORAL KRYZASH in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN narrowly defeated TP TURD in a dull 14 minute master's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   6 -  0      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 281 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       AB-WART BELLINS 4293       17  13  0   95 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374      14   6  0   72 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294       17  13  0   65 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
AB-WART BELLINS 4293, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 4254, TP TURD 4252, 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP TURD 4252, SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, AB-WART 
BELLINS 4293, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LU-BUTCH-ER (66-4291) D-LID-INQUISITION (484)