DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2008    Duedate: 04/17/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-282

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4374) [15-6-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        
(66-4374) [15-6-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4374) [15-6-0,97]          (66-4321) [15-15-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)     25
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    13      D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
3. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)    -18      Unchartered Team

                                       EAGLES (378)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   72  56  0 56.3   1/ 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   7  1 0
 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   56  53  2 51.4   2/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  4  5 0
 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  44  81  1 35.2   3/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   3  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of TARRGIR!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN caught the eye of 
many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SERGEANT LI CHU and was 
awarded 10 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN put down TP TURD, causing it to lose 1 points of recognition in the 
process.  This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail LU-SOFT 'N 
CHEWY, Duelmaster of TARRGIR!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me 
that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In TARRGIR "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune 
but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a 
different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374        15   6  0    97       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      15  15  0    76       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 AB-WART BELLINS 4293         17  14  0    75       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         18  13  0    67       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 SL SAMBOO 4254                8  23  0    52       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 TP TURD 4252                  4  27  0    39       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

ostentation \os-ten-TAY-shuhn\, noun:
Excessive or pretentious display; boastful showiness.

Ostentation comes from Latin ostentatio, ostentation-, from ostentare, "to display,"
frequentative of ostendere, "to hold out, to show," from ob-, obs-, "in front of,
before," + tendere, "to stretch, to stretch out, to present."

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AB-WART BELLINS was devastated by LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY in a 1 minute Title fight.
TP-SEBASTARDIAN outlasted TP TURD in a slow 13 minute gruesome veteran's melee.
SL NOSEPICKIN NULN bested SERGEANT LI CHU in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
SL SAMBOO savagely defeated CORPORAL SHARYEN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   5 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 282 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374      15   6  0   97 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
AIMED BLOW       AB-WART BELLINS 4293       17  14  0   75 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294       18  13  0   67 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 4254, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, TP TURD 4252, 
TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TP TURD 4252, AB-WART BELLINS 4293, SL SAMBOO 4254, LU-SOFT 'N 
CHEWY 4374, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.