DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/16/2008    Duedate: 05/29/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-285

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
(66-4374) [18-6-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               POSITION IS EMPTY
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        
(66-4374) [18-6-0,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY               SL SAMBOO
D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)        F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4374) [18-6-0,114]         (66-4254) [11-23-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A-GQ-DECEIT (499)           23
2. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      8      D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
3. D-LID-INQUISITION (484)      0      Unchartered Team
4. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)   -10
                                       DUELMEN (236)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   72  58  0 55.4   1/ 1 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  6  3 0
 2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   59  53  2 52.7   2/ 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   3  0 0
 3/ 3 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  50  84  1 37.3   3/ 0 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         1  0 0
 4/ 0 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         13  33  0 28.3   4- 3 D-LID-INQUISITION (484)   0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly TARRGIR games.  TP-AB caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested TP TURD and was awarded 23 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, TP-AB put down TP TURD, 
causing it to lose 11 points of recognition in the process.  Although SL NOSEPICKIN 
NULN made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious 
LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY.  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this 
week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In TARRGIR "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier 
than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374        18   6  0   114       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      16  17  0    86       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
 SL SAMBOO 4254               11  23  0    86       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP-SEBASTARDIAN 4294         18  14  0    73       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AB-WART BELLINS 4293         17  15  0    66       D-LID-INQUISITION (484)
 TP-AB 4240                   10   5  0    57       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
 TP TURD 4252                  6  28  0    46       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

subfusc \sub-FUHSK\, adjective:
Dark or dull in color; drab, dusky.

Subfusc comes from Latin subfuscus, "brownish, dark," from sub-, "under" + fuscus,
"dark-colored."

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY devastated SL NOSEPICKIN NULN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SL SAMBOO viciously subdued SERGEANT LI CHU in a 2 minute one-sided match.
TP TURD was devastated by TP-AB in a 6 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   1 -  0      94  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 285 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374      18   6  0  114 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-AB 4240                 10   5  0   57 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SL SAMBOO 4254.  The ten other most popular fighters were LU-SOFT 'N 
CHEWY 4374, TP-AB 4240, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, TP TURD 4252,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TP TURD 4252.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, TP-AB 4240, LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY 4374, SL SAMBOO 
4254,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LU-SOFT 'N CHEWY (66-4374) D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)