DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/13/2008    Duedate: 06/26/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-287

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4321) [18-17-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             POSITION IS EMPTY
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       
(66-4321) [18-17-0,113]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             TP TURD
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4321) [18-17-0,113]        (66-4252) [8-28-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    21
2. A-GQ-DECEIT (499)            0      F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
3. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      0      Unchartered Team

                                       FORGOTTEN (357)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   59  54  2 52.2   1/ 1 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  6  3 1
 2/ 2 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  55  85  2 39.3   2- 3 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         1  0 0
 3- 3 A-GQ-DECEIT (499)         13  33  0 28.3   3- 2 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TARRGIR, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for SL SAMBOO, who pummelled 
CORPORAL THEYRN, to pocket 9 points.  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN successfully staved off a 
grab for the roses by CORPORAL THEYRN of TARRGIR.  Does TARRGIR have no one talented 
enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in TARRGIR is using psychics to predict 
wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in TARRGIR is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      18  17  0   113       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL SAMBOO 4254               12  24  0    85       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP TURD 4252                  8  28  1    59       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
-TP-AB 4240                   10   5  0    57       A-GQ-DECEIT (499)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CORPORAL KRYZASH        0  0 0                      TP TURD 4252          287  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN devastated CORPORAL THEYRN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SL SAMBOO vanquished CORPORAL THEYRN in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
TP TURD assassinated CORPORAL KRYZASH in a 3 minute bloody mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   1 -  0      92  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 287 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321    18  17  0  113 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TP TURD 4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were SL NOSEPICKIN 
NULN 4321, SL SAMBOO 4254,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SL SAMBOO 4254.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321, TP TURD 4252,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  
0.

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008.  It will be 
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the 
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000).  Rooms are only 
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms.  There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool.  The 
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are tons of 
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.  

Hotel info:  www.himspairport.com
Mall of America:  www.mallofamerica.com

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!