DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/27/2008    Duedate: 07/10/2008

TARRGIR ARENA

DM-66    TURN-288

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4321) [19-17-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             POSITION IS EMPTY
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       
(66-4321) [19-17-0,115]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN             SL NOSEPICKIN NULN
F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
(66-4321) [19-17-0,115]        (66-4321) [19-17-0,115]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)      0
2. F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)    -8      F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       SMASHED AVOCADOS (113)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   59  54  2 52.2   1/ 1 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  7  2 1
 2/ 2 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)  57  86  2 39.9   2- 3 D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TARRGIR to see 
what's new.  MVP award for TP TURD?  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE's proud of it after beating 
CORPORAL KRYZASH and getting 2 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SL SAMBOO 
got smashed by SERGEANT LI CHU, and lost 12 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster 
is being unfair?  I think SL NOSEPICKIN NULN should let SERGEANT WESTREN be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said 
TARRGIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TARRGIR ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321      19  17  0   115       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ST BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 4305      14  12  1   116       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SL SAMBOO 4254               12  25  0    73       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TP TURD 4252                  9  28  1    61       F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TP VANNA WHITE 4306          12  14  0    56       D-LID-LBA LEGENDS (485)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SL NOSEPICKIN NULN viciously subdued SERGEANT WESTREN in a 1 minute Title fight.
SL SAMBOO was unbelievably bested by SERGEANT LI CHU in a 2 minute one-sided match.
TP TURD viciously subdued CORPORAL KRYZASH in a 3 minute gory one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   1 -  0      91  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 288 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321    19  17  0  115 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321.  The ten other most popular fighters were TP 
TURD 4252, SL SAMBOO 4254,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SL SAMBOO 4254.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP TURD 4252, SL NOSEPICKIN NULN 4321,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  
0.