DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/07/2007 Duedate: 07/04/2007 KYR'TERR ARENA DM-71 TURN-186 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS AYE OF THE NEEDLE HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) (71-3376) [18-10-0,102] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader AYE OF THE NEEDLE BARRIE HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) (71-3376) [18-10-0,102] (71-6003) [4-0-1,54] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite KOOL GREEN BROWN EYED SUSAN ENTENTER (702) NEW YORK (662) (71-6179) [17-18-1,95] (71-5823) [4-1-0,42] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. WESTERN FRONTIER (684) 28 2. OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) 26HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 3. THE ZOO (703) 24 Unchartered Team 4. HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 18 5. ENTENTER (702) 18 HEART BREAKERS (695) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*HEART BREAKERS (695) 3 0 0 100 1/ 2*ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683) 9 3 0 2/ 3*BOMBS AWAY (694) 2 0 1 100 2/ 3 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 8 1 0 3/ 4*OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) 11 1 1 91.7 3/ 1*NEW YORK (662) 8 4 0 4- 6*WS ARMS '05 (699) 5 1 1 83.3 4/ 5*OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) 6 1 0 5/ 0*OTTAWA SENATORS (696) 4 1 0 80.0 5/ 8*WESTERN FRONTIER (684) 6 2 1 6/ 8*ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683) 22 7 1 75.9 6/ 9 ENTENTER (702) 5 5 0 7- 7*TWO MAN CREW (706) 3 1 1 75.0 7/ 6 THE MUSKETEERS (689) 5 10 0 8/ 2*WS BATS '05 (698) 3 1 0 75.0 8/ 4 THE ZOO (703) 4 11 0 9/ 5*NEW YORK (662) 16 6 1 72.7 9- 7*TWO MAN CREW (706) 3 1 1 10/ 9*WESTERN FRONTIER (684) 9 6 1 60.0 10/13*BOMBS AWAY (694) 2 0 1 11/10 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 67 55 1 54.9 11/14*HEART BREAKERS (695) 2 0 0 12/11 ENTENTER (702) 71 84 3 45.8 12/ 0*OTTAWA SENATORS (696) 2 1 0 13-12 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) 31 38 3 44.9 13/15*WS BATS '05 (698) 2 1 0 14-13 DEATH LEGION (372) 28 36 3 43.8 14-11*WS ARMS '05 (699) 2 1 0 15/14 THE ZOO (703) 439 603 7 42.1 15-12 DEATH LEGION (372) 1 1 0 16/15 THE MUSKETEERS (689) 31 49 1 38.8 16/16*VACANT LOTS (692) 1 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 17/16*VACANT LOTS (692) 1 2 0 33.3 17-10 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! NEW YORK? Who? ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS is the top team these days, buddies! MORTAL MAYHEM after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to WESTERN FRONTIER. THE ZOO had cause to celebrate, after FAIZUN GOTE got 18 points by beating BROWN EYED SUSAN. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, FAIZUN GOTE was winsome, after beating BROWN EYED SUSAN and seeing her lose 12 points. KOOL GREEN found out that KYR'TERR isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in KYR'TERR is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works. My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in NEW YORK are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. The warriors of NEW YORK found their efforts at combat frustrated as THE MUSKETEERS apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, OK CORRAL could open up a fast food joint! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376 18 10 0 102 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -I OF THE KNEE DOLL 3532 11 11 1 110 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379 14 11 0 99 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) KOOL GREEN 6179 17 18 1 95 ENTENTER (702) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GUNBURN 3890 11 9 3 86 MONSTER RANCHER (412) -BLOODBANE 2382 11 7 1 79 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) LES PAUL 6173 14 6 0 78 ENTENTER (702) -MISSISSAUGA 6007 7 0 0 73 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -I OF THE NEEDLE 3377 10 13 0 65 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) BENITO CHATTE 6184 11 22 1 57 THE ZOO (703) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LANCER 3368 11 6 0 56 DEATH LEGION (372) BARRIE 6003 4 0 1 54 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) FAIZUN GOTE 6233 6 2 0 51 THE ZOO (703) ALBUQUERQUE 6009 4 1 0 48 WESTERN FRONTIER (684) -DOOMSPEAKER 2384 9 10 1 47 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823 4 1 0 42 NEW YORK (662) MERCURY SABLE 6123 3 0 1 42 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DISTORTION 6169 4 2 0 33 ENTENTER (702) RICK MONDAY 6110 3 0 0 33 HEART BREAKERS (695) -DEATH 2 5956 1 0 1 33 DEATH LEGION (372) TURNPIKE 5822 3 1 0 32 NEW YORK (662) -FINGER LAKES 5821 4 2 0 31 NEW YORK (662) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ATHOS 6253 2 1 0 31 THE MUSKETEERS (689) KINGSTON 6037 4 0 0 29 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) -TOLLBOOTHS 5824 3 0 1 29 NEW YORK (662) HALIFAX 6106 2 0 1 28 BOMBS AWAY (694) OUTER SPACE 6093 1 2 0 28 VACANT LOTS (692) -DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133 2 0 0 27 WS ARMS '05 (699) -XERXES 3052 3 5 0 26 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) SANDIA RIDGE 6012 3 1 0 25 WESTERN FRONTIER (684) PERRY SATURN 6121 3 0 0 24 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MINNEAPOLIS 6004 5 2 0 23 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) DANNY HEATLEY 6115 2 0 0 23 OTTAWA SENATORS (696) -KING NEPTUNE 6122 2 0 0 23 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) -KI-LYNN 3371 4 6 1 21 DEATH LEGION (372) FRANK THOMAS 6128 2 1 0 21 WS BATS '05 (698) DIMEBUCKER 6168 2 3 0 20 ENTENTER (702) PROFESSOR OLDER 5825 2 2 0 20 NEW YORK (662) SANTE FE 6008 1 1 1 17 WESTERN FRONTIER (684) DORINE EAGEL 6232 4 4 0 16 THE ZOO (703) HALDA IMPOLA 6234 4 4 0 16 THE ZOO (703) -BOBBY JENKS 6134 2 0 0 16 WS ARMS '05 (699) SEYMOUR DUNCAN 6170 4 3 0 15 ENTENTER (702) -THE CHAMP 6257 1 0 0 14 TWO MAN CREW (706) OK CORRAL 6036 1 1 0 14 WESTERN FRONTIER (684) PAUL KONERKO 6125 1 0 0 13 WS BATS '05 (698) KULLY LAMM 6261 2 2 0 12 THE ZOO (703) -MARS BAR 6124 2 0 0 10 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) -FREDDY GARCIA 6130 1 1 1 9 WS ARMS '05 (699) RAY EMERY 6119 1 0 0 9 OTTAWA SENATORS (696) -VENUS DE MILO 6120 1 1 0 8 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) ONRAY 6251 1 2 0 6 THE MUSKETEERS (689) -THE GAME 6260 1 1 1 5 TWO MAN CREW (706) D'ARTAGNAN 6252 1 2 0 5 THE MUSKETEERS (689) -H.B.K. 6259 1 0 0 5 TWO MAN CREW (706) JASON SPEZZA 6116 0 1 0 5 OTTAWA SENATORS (696) JAC 6263 1 1 0 4 THE MUSKETEERS (689) -MORTIS 2521 1 1 0 4 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) -MALICE 6247 0 2 0 3 MORTAL MAYHEM (247) JOC 6262 0 2 0 2 THE MUSKETEERS (689) -MANTIS 5632 0 1 0 1 DEATH LEGION (372) -BLACK ORCHID 5629 0 1 0 1 DEATH LEGION (372) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 5 0 1 0 1 HALIFAX 6106 186 NONE ARAMIS 6255 0 1 0 THE MUSKETEERS 689 THE GAME 6260 184 PERSONAL ADS Mississauga -- I can't help connecting the sound of your name with that made by a man wading through a swamp and suddenly stepping into a deep hole. Perhaps because that is the feeling you generate in me. -- Benito Chatte P.S. And I hate getting my feet wet. Barrie -- I wish you'd just GO to St Louis and leave me be. Getting mashed under your feet is never a pleasant experience, and I specially dislike it because we don't even have proper SAND here, it's all a sort of stinking mush. -- Faizun Gote Finger Lakes -- (staggering away helplessly) I'm ticklish there! -- Dorine Eagel Professor Older -- Older than what? You don't look a day over sixteen, ma'am. -- Kully Lamm P.S. Maybe you need someone tall like me to get things off high shelves for you? Call on me any time! Outer Space -- Not totally vacant, I'm glad to see. There was one skill drifting around helplessly, waiting for me to come out with a net and haul it in. -- Halda Impola P.S. Skills NEED to be used. It was DESPERATE to be rescued. Hallifax -- In return for that totally unreasonable "demolishment," I hope YOU have to go live in Mordant for a few years. Very nasty place, Mordant. -- Mordan Slai, formerly of Mordant Santa Fe -- Gods, what fate is vile enough for you? Do you know how much resurrection COSTS? -- Cheevers, Skilled Accountant Bobby Jenks -- Well, it was such a PROMISING looking pocket.... -- a Convicted Thief, name withheld for mysterious reasons Dustin Hermanson -- What is it with this "demolishment" business? Twice in one day? -- Mordan Slai, formerly of Mordant P.S. No, of course that isn't my true name. Think I'm going to put THAT out in public? Get real! Kingston -- I wasn't at my best. These rush resurrections leave a hangover you wouldn't believe. -- Cheevers, Skilled Accountant King Neptune -- You tell that Arenamaster or somebody that if they'd PAY me enough to live on, I wouldn't have to steal! -- Masked Thief #4 Perry Saturn -- Is a couple of coppers for a meal too much to ask? -- Cringing Beggar Mercury Sable -- I don't want coppers, you skinflint, I want GOLD. Or at least silver. -- a more Ambitious Beggar Frank Thomas -- I was framed! -- a Desperate Thief Sandia Ridge -- Osksi was never like this. -- Noble Osksi Refugee Albuquerque -- So I misspelled your name on that voucher, is it any reason to get so upset? -- Cheevers, Skilled Accountant Brown-Eyed Susan -- So you want to be let off your debt? This could be arranged, my dear. -- Jorim Towhy, Merchant and Moneylender I of the Needle -- And people say *I* am dangerous! You take the bloody palm. -- just your everyday Dangerous Criminal Eye of the Needle -- You anti-dwarf, or what? -- the Khalhums Rep Aye of the Needle -- Ah, you may THINK you have bested me, but I used a slow-acting venom. The surprise will come when you least expect it. -- an Independent (Venomous) Concubine LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JOC was devastated by OK CORRAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. AYE OF THE NEEDLE won victory over KOOL GREEN in a 2 minute expert's Title battle. LES PAUL was savagely defeated by EYE OF THE NEEDLE in a action packed 3 minute fight. BENITO CHATTE bested TURNPIKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ALBUQUERQUE demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BARRIE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. BROWN EYED SUSAN was luckily beaten by FAIZUN GOTE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl. PROFESSOR OLDER was handily defeated by DISTORTION in a 1 minute uneven melee. MERCURY SABLE vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight. KINGSTON viciously subdued DORINE EAGEL in a 2 minute gory fight. RICK MONDAY overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided melee. SANDIA RIDGE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match. SANTE FE was devastated by ATHOS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. OUTER SPACE demolished HALDA IMPOLA in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. DANNY HEATLEY viciously subdued ONRAY in a 2 minute gory conflict. SEYMOUR DUNCAN slimly lost to PERRY SATURN in a 3 minute bout. FRANK THOMAS was bested by DIMEBUCKER in a 4 minute duel. JAC was overcome by RAY EMERY in a 3 minute amateur's bout. KULLY LAMM viciously subdued JASON SPEZZA in a exciting 5 minute novice's brawl. HALIFAX executed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. D'ARTAGNAN was overpowered by PAUL KONERKO in a 3 minute mismatched conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 5 - 0 69 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 18 - 0 63 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 11 - 0 62 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 14 - 2 56 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 12 - 1 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 2 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 14 - 0 46 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 12 - 0 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 12 - 0 43 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | Turn 186 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376 18 10 0 102 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) PARRY-LUNGE EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379 14 11 0 99 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) BASHING ATTACK BARRIE 6003 4 0 1 54 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683) LUNGING ATTACK ALBUQUERQUE 6009 4 1 0 48 WESTERN FRONTIER (684) AIMED BLOW MERCURY SABLE 6123 3 0 1 42 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is KOOL GREEN 6179. The most popular warrior this turn was BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823. The ten other most popular fighters were KULLY LAMM 6261, EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379, DANNY HEATLEY 6115, DIMEBUCKER 6168, D'ARTAGNAN 6252, SEYMOUR DUNCAN 6170, KOOL GREEN 6179, ALBUQUERQUE 6009, DISTORTION 6169, and OUTER SPACE 6093. The least popular fighter this week was PAUL KONERKO 6125. The other ten least popular fighters were JASON SPEZZA 6116, RAY EMERY 6119, FRANK THOMAS 6128, SANTE FE 6008, JOC 6262, HALIFAX 6106, ONRAY 6251, HALDA IMPOLA 6234, DORINE EAGEL 6232, and PROFESSOR OLDER 5825.