DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/05/2007    Duedate: 08/01/2007

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-187

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AYE OF THE NEEDLE
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
(71-3376) [19-10-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AYE OF THE NEEDLE              ALBUQUERQUE
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)      WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
(71-3376) [19-10-0,104]        (71-6009) [5-1-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BENITO CHATTE                  HALDA IMPOLA
THE ZOO (703)                  THE ZOO (703)
(71-6184) [11-23-1,57]         (71-6234) [4-5-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WESTERN FRONTIER (684)      40
2. OTTAWA SENATORS (696)       29      SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
3. OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)     20      Unchartered Team
4. NEW YORK (662)              18
5. HEART BREAKERS (695)        15      HEART BREAKERS (695)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HEART BREAKERS (695)       4   0  0  100   1/ 5*WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    9  2 1
 2- 2*BOMBS AWAY (694)           2   0  1  100   2/ 4*OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   8  1 0
 3/ 3*OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   13   1  1 92.9   3/ 2 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  7  0 0
 4/ 5*OTTAWA SENATORS (696)      7   1  0 87.5   4- 1*ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  6  1 0
 5- 4*WS ARMS '05 (699)          5   1  1 83.3   5/ 3*NEW YORK (662)            6  3 0
 6- 6*ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  22   7  1 75.9   6/12*OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     5  1 0
 7/ 9*NEW YORK (662)            18   6  1 75.0   7/ 8 THE ZOO (703)             4 11 0
 8- 7*TWO MAN CREW (706)         3   1  1 75.0   8/11*HEART BREAKERS (695)      3  0 0
 9- 8*WS BATS '05 (698)          3   1  0 75.0   9- 7 THE MUSKETEERS (689)      3  7 0
10/10*WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    12   6  1 66.7  10-10*BOMBS AWAY (694)          2  0 1
11/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  68  52  1 56.7  11/16*VACANT LOTS (692)         2  1 0
12/11 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  69  55  1 55.6  12-13*WS BATS '05 (698)         2  1 0
13/17*VACANT LOTS (692)          2   2  0 50.0  13-14*WS ARMS '05 (699)         2  1 0
14-12 ENTENTER (702)            71  84  3 45.8  14- 6 ENTENTER (702)            2  3 0
15/15 THE ZOO (703)            439 608  7 41.9  15- 9*TWO MAN CREW (706)        1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-16 THE MUSKETEERS (689)      31  49  1 38.8  16/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly KYR'TERR games.  Former top team ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS 
was unseated this week as WESTERN FRONTIER moved up from 5th ranking to take the top 
spot with a 3-0-0 record for the round.  There were bitter words at ENTENTER's 
guildhouse after a 0-0-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 14th.  Dark 
Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness 
how this week OTTAWA SENATORS went 3-0-0 to move up 6 in the rankings.  Did only my 
eyes note the 3-0-0 record which WESTERN FRONTIER managed to post this round?  I 
don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  MERCURY SABLE caught the eye 
of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested FAIZUN GOTE and was 
awarded 18 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, MERCURY 
SABLE put down FAIZUN GOTE, causing him to lose 14 points of recognition in the 
process.  Not for nothing has AYE OF THE NEEDLE in the past laid claim to the 
Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  No 
confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position using 
magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  KYR'TERR, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is ENTENTER, a guild shunned and avoided by many 
in the weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of WESTERN FRONTIER are catching the 
bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  FAIZUN GOTE take 
warning!  You have more than a few enemies in KYR'TERR.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     The girls are as pretty in KYR'TERR as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, 
and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376       19  10  0   104       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I OF THE KNEE DOLL 3532      11  11  1   110       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379       15  11  0   103       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-KOOL GREEN 6179              17  18  1    95       ENTENTER (702)
-<CORUSCATOR> 5645            13  13  0    92       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
-LES PAUL 6173                14   6  0    78       ENTENTER (702)
-MISSISSAUGA 6007              7   0  0    73       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I OF THE NEEDLE 3377         10  13  0    65       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 ALBUQUERQUE 6009              5   1  0    63       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 MERCURY SABLE 6123            4   0  1    60       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 BENITO CHATTE 6184           11  23  1    57       THE ZOO (703)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823         5   1  0    54       NEW YORK (662)
-BARRIE 6003                   4   0  1    54       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 RICK MONDAY 6110              4   0  0    48       HEART BREAKERS (695)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANDIA RIDGE 6012             4   1  0    41       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 TURNPIKE 5822                 4   1  0    38       NEW YORK (662)
 FAIZUN GOTE 6233              6   3  0    37       THE ZOO (703)
 OUTER SPACE 6093              2   2  0    37       VACANT LOTS (692)
 TRYPTOPHAN 5634               3   4  0    34       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISTORTION 6169               4   2  0    33       ENTENTER (702)
-FINGER LAKES 5821             4   2  0    31       NEW YORK (662)
-ATHOS 6253                    2   1  0    31       THE MUSKETEERS (689)
 DANNY HEATLEY 6115            3   0  0    30       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-KINGSTON 6037                 4   0  0    29       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-TOLLBOOTHS 5824               3   0  1    29       NEW YORK (662)
-HALIFAX 6106                  2   0  1    28       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133         2   0  0    27       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 PERRY SATURN 6121             4   0  0    26       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 SANTE FE 6008                 2   1  1    26       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINNEAPOLIS 6004              5   2  0    23       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-KING NEPTUNE 6122             2   0  0    23       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-FRANK THOMAS 6128             2   1  0    21       WS BATS '05 (698)
-DIMEBUCKER 6168               2   3  0    20       ENTENTER (702)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825          2   2  0    20       NEW YORK (662)
 RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 HALDA IMPOLA 6234             4   5  0    17       THE ZOO (703)
 DORINE EAGEL 6232             4   5  0    17       THE ZOO (703)
-BOBBY JENKS 6134              2   0  0    16       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-SEYMOUR DUNCAN 6170           4   3  0    15       ENTENTER (702)
-THE CHAMP 6257                1   0  0    14       TWO MAN CREW (706)
-OK CORRAL 6036                1   1  0    14       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             1   0  0    13       WS BATS '05 (698)
-MARS BAR 6124                 2   0  0    10       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 KULLY LAMM 6261               2   3  0     9       THE ZOO (703)
-FREDDY GARCIA 6130            1   1  1     9       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-VENUS DE MILO 6120            1   1  0     8       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-ONRAY 6251                    1   2  0     6       THE MUSKETEERS (689)
-THE GAME 6260                 1   1  1     5       TWO MAN CREW (706)
-D'ARTAGNAN 6252               1   2  0     5       THE MUSKETEERS (689)
-H.B.K. 6259                   1   0  0     5       TWO MAN CREW (706)
-JAC 6263                      1   1  0     4       THE MUSKETEERS (689)
-JOC 6262                      0   2  0     2       THE MUSKETEERS (689)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ARAMIS 6255            0  1 0 THE MUSKETEERS 689    THE GAME 6260         184         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Turnpike -- Ah.  I prefer the freeways, myself, and the back roads and byways over
that.  No need to go rushing through life, after all, we're all going to end up the
same regardless, so take your time on the way is what I say.  Enjoy it while you can.
All that stuff. -- Benito Chatte

Brown Eyed Susan -- Ah, a brown-eyed blonde!  (twirls his mustache)  Very hot.  I do
like an aggressive woman.  Are you busy tonight? -- Faizun Gote

Kingston -- But, my good golem, why would anyone WANT to go to St Louis?  The traffic
is terrible. -- Dorine Eagel
P.S.  Of course, there IS a Trader Joe's....

Outer Space -- Well, I'm surprised I learned even one skill from you.  After all,
everyone says outer space is quite empty and void.  It seems like this is not
ENTIRELY true, eh? -- Halda Impola

Jason Spezza -- (shocked look)  They elect GOLEMS as senators?  Hmm.  Actually, that
might be an advantage.  Fewer human passions, especially since you are without
gender, to get in the way.... -- Kully Lamm

Halifax -- Boy, some people just can't take a little difficulty!  Listen, the mess
your records were in, I didn't HAVE to embezzle, I couldn't have gotten your taxes
right if you'd paid me to! -- Cheevers, Skilled Accountant
P.S.  Okay, so you DID pay me to, and I did actually try for a while, too.

Sandia Ridge -- You didn't have to throw me off the western face. -- Rowe l'Gato,
Charming and Determined Beggar

Rick Monday -- (sneer) -- an Osksi Noble
P.S.  I bet you didn't think I COULD sneer with that split lip.  Ha!

Mercury Sable -- Some people are sadists.  Just because I got captured doesn't mean I
DESERVE to be hacked up. -- a broody and annoyed Captured Orc

Barrie -- You're all out to get me, aren't you? -- Tommi Two-Toes, cowed Fratsfa
Slave

Albuquerque -- In fact, I'm SURE of it.  Out to GET me. -- Tommi Two-Toes, cowed and
paranoid (but I have real enemies) Fratsfa Slave

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALBUQUERQUE devastated BENITO CHATTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MERCURY SABLE vanquished FAIZUN GOTE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RAY EMERY subdued HALDA IMPOLA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AYE OF THE NEEDLE won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute Title brawl.
EYE OF THE NEEDLE demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BROWN EYED SUSAN overpowered TRYPTOPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TURNPIKE devastated DORINE EAGEL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RICK MONDAY handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
OUTER SPACE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SANDIA RIDGE beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory melee.
PERRY SATURN defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute match.
SANTE FE demolished KULLY LAMM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DANNY HEATLEY devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JASON SPEZZA bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  18 -  0      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  11 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  2      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 187 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376     19  10  0  104 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
PARRY-LUNGE      EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379     15  11  0  103 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
LUNGING ATTACK   ALBUQUERQUE 6009            5   1  0   63 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
AIMED BLOW       MERCURY SABLE 6123          4   0  1   60 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
BASHING ATTACK   SANDIA RIDGE 6012           4   1  0   41 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
SLASHING ATTACK  TURNPIKE 5822               4   1  0   38 NEW YORK (662)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BENITO CHATTE 6184.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HALDA IMPOLA 6234.  The ten other most popular fighters were RICK MONDAY 
6110, OUTER SPACE 6093, SANDIA RIDGE 6012, MERCURY SABLE 6123, AYE OF THE NEEDLE 
3376, EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379, PERRY SATURN 6121, ALBUQUERQUE 6009, BROWN EYED SUSAN 
5823, and DANNY HEATLEY 6115.

The least popular fighter this week was JASON SPEZZA 6116.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KULLY LAMM 6261, DORINE EAGEL 6232, TRYPTOPHAN 5634, FAIZUN 
GOTE 6233, BENITO CHATTE 6184, SANTE FE 6008, TURNPIKE 5822, RAY EMERY 6119, DANNY 
HEATLEY 6115, and BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823.

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!