DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/15/2009    Duedate: 02/11/2009

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-206

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DORINE EAGEL
THE ZOO (703)
(71-6232) [19-9-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DORINE EAGEL                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE ZOO (703)                  
(71-6232) [19-9-0,91]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DORINE EAGEL                   DORINE EAGEL
THE ZOO (703)                  THE ZOO (703)
(71-6232) [19-9-0,91]          (71-6232) [19-9-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ZOO (703)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE ZOO (703)               40
2. DOGS OF WAR (5)             17      DOGS OF WAR (5)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)     0      Unchartered Team

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The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  76  57  1 57.1   1/ 1 THE ZOO (703)            11  4 0
 2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)          139 133  8 51.1   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)           8  7 1
 3/ 3 THE ZOO (703)            492 649  8 43.1   3- 3 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 304): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 610): SEPHIROTH of NIGHT'S GUARDIANS (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 610): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 603): HOT EIGHTEEN of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 599): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 599): TRELLIN XISS of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 596): SOLDIER 23 of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 592): OUT OF TIME of GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 561): DACEANA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 552): GHETTO DEFENDANT of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 543): BIG DOPE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 252): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 442): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 205): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 465): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 304): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 610): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 610): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 603): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 599): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 599): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 596): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 591592LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 561): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 552): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 543): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 252): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 442): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 205): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 494): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 304): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
               (turn 303): ROCK GLAS HUT FUN of ORCISH IDIOMS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 609): SILVER SNAIL of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               ERITHE ENDIREDRE of PATRONAS VERITAS (Ichabod
                               Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 592): OUT OF TIME of GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
             (turn 591): PRINCE POLIOLES of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 560): NORM THE GNOME of GUARDIANS II (Twig, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 552): GHETTO DEFENDANT of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 552): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 441): CRUZIA GARDETT of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for PANAMA OATS, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was KUBLAI KHAN, who dropped 5 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with LOTTA MOUS.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, 
ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  TRYPTOPHAN did not fight this week so his title was 
forfeit.  It's a proud day for the THE ZOO stable, as their warrior, DORINE EAGEL, 
ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get 
a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, 
KUBLAI KHAN was mashed by LOTTA MOUS, who let KUBLAI KHAN know that killing members 
of THE ZOO is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and 
no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORINE EAGEL 6232            19   9  0    91       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRYPTOPHAN 5634              10   7  0    99       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
-<CORUSCATOR> 5645            13  14  0    95       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER THE GREAT 6230          8   2  3    88       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
 MESSY MONGREL 1896           13  11  0    77       DOGS OF WAR (5)
 NAPOLEON 6154                10   8  0    68       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITCH 1841                   13  14  1    62       DOGS OF WAR (5)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAIZUN GOTE 6233             12  16  0    52       THE ZOO (703)
 DONNIE ELFAND 6310            4   0  0    35       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOTTA MOUS 6313               3   0  0    33       THE ZOO (703)
 PANAMA OATS 6314              2   0  0    25       THE ZOO (703)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KUBLAI KHAN 6309              1   3  1    22       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-STING 6113                    1   0  0    13       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JERI KATT 6304          2  2 0 THE ZOO 703          KUBLAI KHAN 6309      203  JUST REVENGED
KULLY LAMM 6261        10 12 1 THE ZOO 703          PETER THE GREAT 6230  204   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Witch -- Hmm.  Something new to say....  How about, "I consider you to be fair game,
because you are using--"  No, that won't work.  That would be chauvinistic of me.
How about, "I always like a good win.  Thanks." -- Dorine Eagel
P.S.  Cardboard armor covered with metal foil may be cheap, but it isn't a bargain.

Napoleon -- You just can't stay away from me, can you?  I suppose it's my charm.  The
Commission says I have no charisma worth mentioning but am intensely attractive, and
you short people are sometimes drawn to, er, um, in surprising directions? -- Faizun
Gote
P.S.  Hey, if the Flower Girls can do it, why not me?

A Convicted Thief!  Ha.  I caught him in a mous trap. -- Lotta Mous
P.S.  Broke his arm.  That was a miscalculation, I was hoping to break his neck.

Apparently there are a LOT of Convicted Thieves around here.  This one didn't have a
broken arm.  When he walked INTO the arena, anyway. -- Donnie Elfand

A Persistent Beggar?  So let him persist.  I don't owe him anything. -- Panama Oats

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PETER THE GREAT devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DORINE EAGEL savagely defeated MESSY MONGREL in a 5 minute veteran's Title melee.
WITCH outwaited FAIZUN GOTE in a slow 13 minute veteran's contest.
NAPOLEON savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 4 minute competition.
LOTTA MOUS savagely defeated KUBLAI KHAN in a 1 minute bloody novice's struggle.
DONNIE ELFAND handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PANAMA OATS vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   1 -  1      92  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  2      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 206 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DORINE EAGEL 6232          19   9  0   91 THE ZOO (703)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETER THE GREAT 6230        8   2  3   88 DOGS OF WAR (5)
WALL OF STEEL    MESSY MONGREL 1896         13  11  0   77 DOGS OF WAR (5)
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNIE ELFAND 6310          4   0  0   35 THE ZOO (703)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DORINE EAGEL 6232.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DORINE EAGEL 6232.  The ten other most popular fighters were NAPOLEON 6154, 
MESSY MONGREL 1896, PETER THE GREAT 6230, LOTTA MOUS 6313, DONNIE ELFAND 6310, PANAMA 
OATS 6314, KUBLAI KHAN 6309, WITCH 1841, FAIZUN GOTE 6233, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FAIZUN GOTE 6233.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WITCH 1841, KUBLAI KHAN 6309, PANAMA OATS 6314, DONNIE ELFAND 
6310, LOTTA MOUS 6313, PETER THE GREAT 6230, MESSY MONGREL 1896, NAPOLEON 6154, 
DORINE EAGEL 6232, and  0.