DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2009    Duedate: 03/11/2009

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-207

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DORINE EAGEL
THE ZOO (703)
(71-6232) [20-9-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DORINE EAGEL                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE ZOO (703)                  
(71-6232) [20-9-0,94]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DORINE EAGEL                   DORINE EAGEL
THE ZOO (703)                  THE ZOO (703)
(71-6232) [20-9-0,94]          (71-6232) [20-9-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ZOO (703)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (5)             29
2. THE ZOO (703)               24      DOGS OF WAR (5)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)     0      Unchartered Team

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The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  76  57  1 57.1   1/ 1 THE ZOO (703)            12  3 0
 2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)          143 134  8 51.6   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)           9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE ZOO (703)            496 650  8 43.3   3- 3 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 305): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 612): DICKY V GOES POSTAL of ARMED & GREGARIOUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 612): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 605): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 601): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 601): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 598): KNEE BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 594): LITTLE ROCKY of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 563): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 554): GOTHELCINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 545): BIG DOPE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 444): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 205): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 467): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 305): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 612): TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 612): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 605): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 601): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 601): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 598): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 594): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 563): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 554): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 545): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 444): MEDAL OF HONOOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 205): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 497): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 304): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 611): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 600): TRELLIN XISS of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 562): DACEANA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 554): GOTHELCINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 545): BIG DOPE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 552): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Oooh, Bad Dog!  Clean up that mess right NOW, you Messy Mongrel.  No!  Don't
ROLL in it.  Gods, dog, have you now self-respect?

                                    Dorine Eagel

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
KYR'TERR.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for PANAMA OATS, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after 
mashing CAPTURED ORC like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was DONNIE ELFAND, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with WITCH.  Our battling duelmaster DORINE EAGEL has managed 
to hold the title, fending off NAPOLEON's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next 
time, DOGS OF WAR.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid 
aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KYR'TERR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORINE EAGEL 6232            20   9  0    94       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRYPTOPHAN 5634              10   7  0    99       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
-<CORUSCATOR> 5645            13  14  0    95       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
 PETER THE GREAT 6230          9   2  3    91       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MESSY MONGREL 1896           14  11  0    86       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
 NAPOLEON 6154                10   9  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (5)
 WITCH 1841                   14  14  1    67       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAIZUN GOTE 6233             13  16  0    60       THE ZOO (703)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA OATS 6314              3   0  0    39       THE ZOO (703)
 LOTTA MOUS 6313               4   0  0    35       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNIE ELFAND 6310            4   1  0    32       THE ZOO (703)
 KUBLAI KHAN 6309              2   3  1    27       DOGS OF WAR (5)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STING 6113                    1   0  0    13       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JERI KATT 6304          2  2 0 THE ZOO 703          KUBLAI KHAN 6309      203  REVENGED
KULLY LAMM 6261        10 12 1 THE ZOO 703          PETER THE GREAT 6230  204   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Witch -- I guess that must've been magic, the way you put me to sleep there.
Otherwise, I'm sure I would have been alert and vigorous the whole time.  I'm no
slug-a-bed, you know! -- Faizun Gote

     They all say that.

Kublai Khan -- I bet you wish you were back in Xanadu.  Heck, I wish *I* was in
Xanadu or some similar retreat.  Hawaii would be good.  Or maybe Cancun.  The
Bahamas?  Warm and relaxed, anyway. -- Lotta Mous

As Cult Members go, this guy is a washout.  Literally.  It's a cult of washing and
bathing and cleaning intensely.  Sounds, I dunno, not very exciting, you know?  I
thought cults were supposed to be strange--well, he's STRANGE, I grant you that--and
kind of, oh, dark and dangerous?  Forbidden fruit, unmentionable rites, all that
stuff. -- Donnie Elfand

     Guys who belong to cults like that don't have to enter the arena for cheap
     thrills.

Of course I tried to bury the Embezzling Scribe in the sand!  That's what you do,
well, maybe not BURY, with a newly written document, yes?  Sprinkle it with sand to
speed the drying of the ink.  And I wrote all over the Embezzler with a fine Italian
hand.  And a fine Italian stiletto, too.  I carved him up good, and if he embezzles
again, it won't be from ME. -- Panama Oats

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DORINE EAGEL slimly won victory over NAPOLEON in a 4 minute master's Title fight.
PETER THE GREAT overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute match.
MESSY MONGREL overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
WITCH overpowered DONNIE ELFAND in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FAIZUN GOTE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 5 minute gory uneven brawl.
PANAMA OATS viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 6 minute amateur's match.
LOTTA MOUS overcame OSKSI NOBLE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
KUBLAI KHAN slimly won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   2 -  1      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   6 -  2      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 207 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DORINE EAGEL 6232          20   9  0   94 THE ZOO (703)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETER THE GREAT 6230        9   2  3   91 DOGS OF WAR (5)
WALL OF STEEL    MESSY MONGREL 1896         14  11  0   86 DOGS OF WAR (5)
TOTAL PARRY      PANAMA OATS 6314            3   0  0   39 THE ZOO (703)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DORINE EAGEL 6232.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DORINE EAGEL 6232.  The ten other most popular fighters were NAPOLEON 6154, 
FAIZUN GOTE 6233, PANAMA OATS 6314, LOTTA MOUS 6313, KUBLAI KHAN 6309, PETER THE 
GREAT 6230, MESSY MONGREL 1896, WITCH 1841, DONNIE ELFAND 6310, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DONNIE ELFAND 6310.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WITCH 1841, MESSY MONGREL 1896, PETER THE GREAT 6230, KUBLAI 
KHAN 6309, LOTTA MOUS 6313, PANAMA OATS 6314, FAIZUN GOTE 6233, NAPOLEON 6154, DORINE 
EAGEL 6232, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MESSY MONGREL (71-1896) DOGS OF WAR (5)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUPERIORBOY 3640 (53-124-1)            1  4  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1F   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DANCING SMURF 2917 (10-3-0)            3  3  0         LITTLE BLUE FREAKS   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIF 3925 (11-11-0)                     1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES Y3   

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRYPTOPHAN 5634 (10-7-0)               3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES ZC   

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PHIL HELLMUTH JR 5931 (2-0-0)          6  3  0         HOUSE OF CARDS 4     
BREATHALYZER SMURF 6144 (0-0-0)        4  3  0         LITTLE BLUE FREAKS   
LOUISIANA 5803 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         CITY-STATE LA        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CONNETICUT 5768 (0-0-0)                6  3  0         CITY-STATE CT        
PORTSMOUTH 5781 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         CITY-STATE RI