DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2009    Duedate: 04/08/2009

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-208

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DORINE EAGEL
THE ZOO (703)
(71-6232) [21-9-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              DANNI ROGERS
                               GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS (670)
                               (71-5912) [1-0-0,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DORINE EAGEL                   KUBLAI KHAN
THE ZOO (703)                  DOGS OF WAR (5)
(71-6232) [21-9-0,102]         (71-6309) [2-4-1,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ZOO (703)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE ZOO (703)               14
2. GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS (670)   14      SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)     3      Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (5)            -14
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS (670)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRL (670)   1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE ZOO (703)            11  4 0
 2/ 1 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  77  57  1 57.5   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)           7  8 0
 3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)          143 139  8 50.7   3/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)  1  0 0
 4/ 3 THE ZOO (703)            499 652  8 43.4   4/ 0*GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRL (670)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): SERGEANT 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 469): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 499): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It won't do you the least bit of good to play the "small and pathetic" card,
Napoleon.  I'm not that kind of woman.

                                    Dorine Eagel

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for FAIZUN GOTE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing MESSY 
MONGREL like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was MESSY MONGREL, who dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with FAIZUN GOTE.  What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in 
common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  
Drawing on all of his experience as a 9-2-3 warrior, PETER THE GREAT went for the 
Duelmastership against DORINE EAGEL this week.  Well, everybody's pal DORINE EAGEL 
moved hers record to 21-9-0 by defeating PETER THE GREAT in the Duelmaster's Title 
Bout and gaining 8 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just 
get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that DOGS OF WAR was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of DOGS OF WAR's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  DOGS OF WAR + Weapons That go Boom = SUPERIOR FORCES ZC + 
Avoid City.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Congrats to DORINE EAGEL for revenging the 
death of hers teammate (but more importantly, feeding PETER THE GREAT a bit of dirt). 
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     Well, there's the manager of the KYR'TERR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORINE EAGEL 6232            21   9  0   102       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRYPTOPHAN 5634              11   7  0   102       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
-<CORUSCATOR> 5645            13  14  0    95       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER THE GREAT 6230          9   3  3    90       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
 FAIZUN GOTE 6233             14  16  0    80       THE ZOO (703)
 NAPOLEON 6154                10  10  0    71       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITCH 1841                   14  15  1    66       DOGS OF WAR (5)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA OATS 6314              4   0  0    41       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOTTA MOUS 6313               4   1  0    29       THE ZOO (703)
 KUBLAI KHAN 6309              2   4  1    29       DOGS OF WAR (5)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNIE ELFAND 6310            4   2  0    22       THE ZOO (703)
 DANNI ROGERS 5912             1   0  0    14       GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS (670)
-STING 6113                    1   0  0    13       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KULLY LAMM 6261        10 12 1 THE ZOO 703          PETER THE GREAT 6230  204  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Witch -- I think the handicapper must hate me. -- Donnie Elfand

I guess the Guard's Ambition was to see me get another win.  I'll drink to that. --
Faizun Gote

Captured Orcs don't make my socks roll up and down. -- Panama Oats

The Osksi Noble is just pathetic.  A real Dumb Blond. -- Lotta Mous

Our congratulations to Messy Mongrel.  At least, I think that says it's Messy Mongrel
who's graduating. -- Jorja and The Zoo

We salute all the local gladiators who entered the tourney. -- Jorja and The Zoo

     If there were supposed to be more personals here, our apologies.  Hal spent a
     night on the tiles, and we're still trying to catch up with the mail.  They
     should, well, they might appear next time.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PETER THE GREAT was bested by DORINE EAGEL in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
TRYPTOPHAN devastated WITCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MESSY MONGREL was unbelievably bested by FAIZUN GOTE in a 5 minute veteran's match.
NAPOLEON was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute contest.
LOTTA MOUS was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANAMA OATS slimly won victory over KUBLAI KHAN in a action packed 7 minute brawl.
DONNIE ELFAND was bested by CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute match.
DANNI ROGERS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  2      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 208 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DORINE EAGEL 6232          21   9  0  102 THE ZOO (703)
AIMED BLOW       TRYPTOPHAN 5634            11   7  0  102 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (631)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETER THE GREAT 6230        9   3  3   90 DOGS OF WAR (5)
TOTAL PARRY      PANAMA OATS 6314            4   0  0   41 THE ZOO (703)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DORINE EAGEL 6232.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KUBLAI KHAN 6309.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRYPTOPHAN 5634, 
DONNIE ELFAND 6310, DANNI ROGERS 5912, DORINE EAGEL 6232, FAIZUN GOTE 6233, PANAMA 
OATS 6314, PETER THE GREAT 6230, NAPOLEON 6154, WITCH 1841, and LOTTA MOUS 6313.

The least popular fighter this week was LOTTA MOUS 6313.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WITCH 1841, NAPOLEON 6154, PETER THE GREAT 6230, PANAMA OATS 6314, 
FAIZUN GOTE 6233, DORINE EAGEL 6232, DANNI ROGERS 5912, DONNIE ELFAND 6310, 
TRYPTOPHAN 5634, and KUBLAI KHAN 6309.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DORINE EAGEL (71-6232) THE ZOO (703)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MESSY MONGREL (71-1896) DOGS OF WAR (5)