DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/27/2009    Duedate: 09/23/2009

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-214

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PETER THE GREAT
DOGS OF WAR (5)
(71-6230) [11-4-4,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PETER THE GREAT                FOUR EYES
DOGS OF WAR (5)                TOTAL CHAOS (27)
(71-6230) [11-4-4,127]         (71-281) [1-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KUBLAI KHAN                    KUBLAI KHAN
DOGS OF WAR (5)                DOGS OF WAR (5)
(71-6309) [3-7-1,45]           (71-6309) [3-7-1,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK AS DAY (35)            62
2. DOGS OF WAR (5)             36      OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
3. STATE OF MIND (131)         26      Unchartered Team
4. TOTAL CHAOS (27)            25
5. SLAMMA JAMMA (29)            7      STATE OF MIND (131)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BOMBS AWAY (694)           5   0  3  100   1/ 1 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   7  4 0
 2/ 0*STATE OF MIND (131)        2   0  0  100   2/ 3 THE ZOO (703)             6  7 0
 3/ 0*TOTAL CHAOS (27)           1   0  0  100   3/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (5)           6  9 1
 4- 2*WS ARMS '05 (699)         13   1  1 92.9   4- 2*WS ARMS '05 (699)         5  0 0
 5- 4 WS BATS '05 (698)         15   3  0 83.3   5/ 0*DARK AS DAY (35)          4  1 0
 6- 5 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     14   3  0 82.4   6- 4 WS BATS '05 (698)         3  1 0
 7/ 3 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   32   7  2 82.1   7/ 0*STATE OF MIND (131)       2  0 0
 8- 6 HEART BREAKERS (695)       9   2  1 81.8   8- 6 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     2  0 0
 9- 7 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  27   9  2 75.0   9- 7*BOMBS AWAY (694)          1  0 1
10- 8 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    18   7  1 72.0  10/ 0*TOTAL CHAOS (27)          1  0 0
11/ 0*DARK AS DAY (35)           6   4  0 60.0  11- 8 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    1  0 0
12/10 DOGS OF WAR (5)          151 149  9 50.3  12- 9 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  1  1 1
13-11*KIWI CONNECTIONS (712)     1   1  0 50.0  13-10*KIWI CONNECTIONS (712)    1  1 0
14/12 THE ZOO (703)            513 664  8 43.6  14/ 0*SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         1  1 0
15/ 0*SLAMMA JAMMA (29)          4   8  0 33.3  15-11 HEART BREAKERS (695)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 626): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 615): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 610): DEATH RATTLE of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 576): CALHOUN DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 568): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 559): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 458): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): MERCURY SABLE of OUT OF THIS WORLD (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 511): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 626): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 626): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 614): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 615): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 610): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 608): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 577): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 568): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 559): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): THE UNDEAD II (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 458): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 511): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
               (turn 311): ZIP of Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Z, mgr.)
                           CONUNDRUM of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 625): GEORGE FOREMUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
                          MUN OVER BOARD of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KYR'TERR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If this keeps up, HEART BREAKERS, you'll 
have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 4 in the rankings?  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FOUR EYES win a fight and gain 25 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BAH BAH BOOEY beat ERNIE GULH and ERNIE GULH lost 11 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like KYR'TERR has some guts at least, MERCURY SABLE 
the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  The Duelmaster's Dead!  Long 
live the Duelmaster!  Ha!  PETER THE GREAT has killed MERCURY SABLE in the Title 
bout, and this bout ain't over yet!  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
KYR'TERR, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  DOGS OF WAR the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was OUT OF THIS WORLD.  Ha ha ha 
ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in KYR'TERR to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER THE GREAT 6230         11   4  4   127       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALBUQUERQUE 6009             11   1  0   133       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-DANNY HEATLEY 6115           10   1  0    95       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 WITCH 1841                   18  15  1    91       DOGS OF WAR (5)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
-BARRIE 6003                   9   2  2    85       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 FAIZUN GOTE 6233             17  19  0    79       THE ZOO (703)
-RICK MONDAY 6110              9   2  1    76       HEART BREAKERS (695)
-FRANK THOMAS 6128             7   3  0    74       WS BATS '05 (698)
-MISSISSAUGA 6007              7   0  0    73       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 KING NEPTUNE 6122             6   0  1    73       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HALIFAX 6106                  5   0  3    66       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126          7   0  0    63       WS BATS '05 (698)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERRY SATURN 6121             9   2  0    55       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 PANAMA OATS 6314              8   2  0    50       THE ZOO (703)
-MARS BAR 6124                 6   0  0    47       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-FREDDY GARCIA 6130            4   1  1    47       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 KUBLAI KHAN 6309              3   7  1    45       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-BOBBY JENKS 6134              5   0  0    41       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-SANDIA RIDGE 6012             4   1  0    41       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133         4   0  0    41       WS ARMS '05 (699)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENUS DE MILO 6120            3   3  0    33       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-KINGSTON 6037                 4   0  0    29       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 FOUR EYES 281                 1   0  0    25       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINNEAPOLIS 6004              5   2  0    23       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-SANTE FE 6008                 2   2  1    21       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 HIT ME 338                    2   0  0    20       DARK AS DAY (35)
 BAH BAH BOOEY 336             1   1  0    20       DARK AS DAY (35)
 HOT SPOT 339                  1   1  0    20       DARK AS DAY (35)
-RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 VELOCITY 337                  1   1  0    17       DARK AS DAY (35)
-LEMON 6317                    1   1  0    15       KIWI CONNECTIONS (712)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BACKWARDS FRONT 1121          1   0  0    13       STATE OF MIND (131)
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             1   0  0    13       WS BATS '05 (698)
 I DARE YOU 1120               1   0  0    13       STATE OF MIND (131)
 EMLISA FAUXKS 6347            2   1  0    12       THE ZOO (703)
 AFTERSHOCK 294                1   2  0    11       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 BIG DOG 6335                  1   2  0    11       DOGS OF WAR (5)
 DOCK TERKILL DARE 290         1   2  0     5       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 ERNIE GULH 6348               1   1  0     4       THE ZOO (703)
 SCUM BUCKET 340               1   1  0     4       DARK AS DAY (35)
-MISTER TIBBS 292              1   1  0     4       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
-PINBALL WIZARD 295            0   2  0     2       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
-CHRIS PHILLIPS 6117           0   1  0     1       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 NIN O'RICKS 6387              0   1  0     1       THE ZOO (703)
 THE DIPLOMAT 6385             0   1  0     1       DOGS OF WAR (5)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NAPOLEON 6154          10 13 0 DOGS OF WAR 5        BARRIE 6003           213   
MERCURY SABLE 6123      8  2 1 OUT OF THIS WORL 697 PETER THE GREAT 6230  214   
DONNIE ELFAND 6310      5  4 0 THE ZOO 703          HALIFAX 6106          211   
LOTTA MOUS 6313         6  3 0 THE ZOO 703          HALIFAX 6106          212   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mercury Sable -- I've been thinking it over.  A sable is a kind of deer like critter,
yes?  So, "Mercury Sable" is... a deer that delivers flowers quickly? -- Faizun Gote

Venus De Milo -- That would've been easier if you had continued to forego the arms.
-- Panama Oats

Lemon -- But we just DID this! -- Emlisa Fauxks

Big Dog -- I'm glad to know it's true what they say about big guys and them falling
harder.  You were impressive standing up, and more so on the ground. -- Ernie Gulh

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Zoo

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING NEPTUNE devastated PANAMA OATS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MERCURY SABLE was easily killed by PETER THE GREAT in a 1 minute Title match.
WITCH outwaited FAIZUN GOTE in a slow 10 minute master's brawl.
PERRY SATURN defeated KUBLAI KHAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
VELOCITY devastated BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIT ME devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOT SPOT handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EMLISA FAUXKS won victory over DOCK TERKILL DARE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
SCUM BUCKET was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BAH BAH BOOEY overpowered ERNIE GULH in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
AFTERSHOCK handily defeated THE DIPLOMAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FOUR EYES demolished NIN O'RICKS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BACKWARDS FRONT handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
I DARE YOU subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 5 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  10 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   3 -  2      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  21 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 214 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PETER THE GREAT 6230       11   4  4  127 DOGS OF WAR (5)
TOTAL PARRY      WITCH 1841                 18  15  1   91 DOGS OF WAR (5)
AIMED BLOW       KING NEPTUNE 6122           6   0  1   73 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
WALL OF STEEL    PERRY SATURN 6121           9   2  0   55 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KUBLAI KHAN 6309.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KUBLAI KHAN 6309.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING NEPTUNE 
6122, PERRY SATURN 6121, VELOCITY 337, EMLISA FAUXKS 6347, BAH BAH BOOEY 336, HOT 
SPOT 339, AFTERSHOCK 294, BACKWARDS FRONT 1121, PANAMA OATS 6314, and PETER THE GREAT 
6230.

The least popular fighter this week was FAIZUN GOTE 6233.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were I DARE YOU 1120, WITCH 1841, NIN O'RICKS 6387, THE DIPLOMAT 
6385, BIG DOG 6335, MERCURY SABLE 6123, FOUR EYES 281, ERNIE GULH 6348, SCUM BUCKET 
340, and DOCK TERKILL DARE 290.