DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/29/2010    Duedate: 08/25/2010

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-226

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOBEORNOTTOBE
TOTAL CHAOS (27)
(71-280) [7-2-0,85]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOBEORNOTTOBE                  HALIFAX
TOTAL CHAOS (27)               BOMBS AWAY (694)
(71-280) [7-2-0,85]            (71-6106) [7-0-3,81]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LADY LUCK HAMMER               DEAD MANS HAMMER
GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)          GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
(71-4826) [10-8-0,54]          (71-4825) [7-9-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ZOO (703)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RAP ATTACKS (28)            19
2. WS ARMS '05 (699)           18      OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
3. BOMBS AWAY (694)            18      Unchartered Team
4. WIND STORM (685)            18
5. PIG PEN (717)               11      BOMBS AWAY (694)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BOMBS AWAY (694)           8   0  3  100   1/ 5 THE ZOO (703)             5  8 0
 2- 2*DREAD EMPIRE (713)         6   0  0  100   2- 2 DOGS OF WAR (5)           4  3 0
 3/ 3*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)     3   0  0  100   3/10*BOMBS AWAY (694)          3  0 0
 4/ 6*PIG PEN (717)              2   0  0  100   4/ 8*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    3  0 0
 5- 5*SCOTCH (720)               1   0  0  100   5- 1 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         3  1 0
 6- 4*CORDIALS (718)             1   0  0  100   6/ 3 RAP ATTACKS (28)          3  2 1
 7/ 7*WS ARMS '05 (699)         15   3  2 83.3   7- 4*HARD LUCK (724)           2  0 0
 8- 9 WS BATS '05 (698)         15   4  0 78.9   8/12*PIG PEN (717)             2  0 0
 9/ 8 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   33   9  3 78.6   9/17*WS ARMS '05 (699)         2  2 1
10-10 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  27  10  2 73.0  10/ 0 GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)     2  3 0
11-12 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  81  57  1 58.7  11/ 7 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          2  4 0
12-13*HARD LUCK (724)            4   3  0 57.1  12- 9 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  1  0 0
13/15 RAP ATTACKS (28)          18  14  4 56.3  13-11*DREAD EMPIRE (713)        1  0 0
14/14 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          18  16  1 52.9  14-13*CORDIALS (718)            1  0 0
15-16 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         18  17  2 51.4  15-14*SCOTCH (720)              1  0 0
16-17 DOGS OF WAR (5)          166 162  9 50.6  16/15 WIND STORM (685)          1  1 0
17/ 0 GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)     29  35  1 45.3  17/16 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   1  2 1
18/18 THE ZOO (703)            536 696  9 43.5  18-18*STATE OF MIND II (156)    1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 WIND STORM (685)          27  37  3 42.2  19-19 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  0  1 0
20-20*STATE OF MIND II (156)     1   3  0 25.0  20-20 WS BATS '05 (698)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 650): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 635): ELDON KREE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 634): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 634): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 632): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 595): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 650): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 634): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 632): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 595): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 582): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): PAPRIKA PUMA of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 649): YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 636): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): SNORKY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 582): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to KYR'TERR once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, 
SLAMMA JAMMA.  But how many friends do you have now?  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and 
too little dodging gave SLAMMA JAMMA a 0-0-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  Up 'n 
down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, WS ARMS '05's 9th moved them up to 1-0-1 place.  What's with DUSTIN HERMANSON?  
He actually beat THE ZOO's FRID HORZ, and walked away with 18 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at OUT OF THIS WORLD.  KING NEPTUNE lost 7 points to 
TOBEORNOTTOBE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe KING NEPTUNE will provide more 
easy wins...  What a role model for KYR'TERR's young 'uns!  PETER THE GREAT becomes 
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I'm sure KYR'TERR is excited about 
TOBEORNOTTOBE, the new Duelmaster from TOTAL CHAOS.  (remember?)  But when you've 
seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip 
about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
KYR'TERR thinks WIND STORM and their 27-37-3 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  Management must be dealin', as the boys at TOTAL CHAOS ain't 
reelin'!  WIND STORM's mad!  What do people see in FRID HORZ?  His 5-2-0?  THE ZOO 
ain't talkin', but he's got 26 points.   
     Warriors of KYR'TERR unite.  You have only your games to lose!  I like to see 
warriors put young whippersnappers in their place.  I guess you could say WS ARMS 
'05'DUSTIN HERMANSON did just that.  Right THE ZOO?  Here's some advice:  study your 
opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 280             7   2  0    85       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379       18  11  0   130       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376       23  11  0   109       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUNBURN 3890                 11   9  3    86       MONSTER RANCHER (412)
 HALIFAX 6106                  7   0  3    81       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-BARRIE 6003                   9   3  2    80       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-FRANK THOMAS 6128             7   4  0    73       WS BATS '05 (698)
-MISSISSAUGA 6007              7   0  0    73       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I OF THE NEEDLE 3377         10  13  0    65       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-GREY WOLF 6017                6   4  0    64       WIND STORM (685)
-SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126          7   0  0    63       WS BATS '05 (698)
-AFTERSHOCK 294                6   3  0    62       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 KING NEPTUNE 6122             6   2  1    58       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-PERRY SATURN 6121            10   2  1    57       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133         5   1  1    56       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 LADY LUCK HAMMER 4826        10   8  0    54       GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
 FOUR EYES 281                 8   4  0    54       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
-DEAD WALK 6322                4   0  0    53       DREAD EMPIRE (713)
-BOBBY JENKS 6134              6   0  0    50       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 PANAMA OATS 6314             12  10  0    49       THE ZOO (703)
-KUBLAI KHAN 6309              6  11  1    49       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-MARS BAR 6124                 6   0  0    47       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-MISTER TIBBS 292              6   2  1    46       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD MANS HAMMER 4825         7   9  0    42       GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREDDY GARCIA 6130            4   2  1    33       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 HITMAN 6043                   3   4  1    33       WIND STORM (685)
-VENUS DE MILO 6120            3   3  0    33       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 SWINE FLU 6358                2   0  0    31       PIG PEN (717)
-KINGSTON 6037                 4   0  0    29       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 REVOLUTION 6384               3   6  1    29       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 BIGGIE SMALLS 6421            3   1  1    29       RAP ATTACKS (28)
-I OF THE NEE DULL 6150        3   1  0    28       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-LIVE IN INFAMY 6321           2   0  0    24       DREAD EMPIRE (713)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINNEAPOLIS 6004              5   2  0    23       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-POODLEPOO 6391                4   3  0    23       DOGS OF WAR (5)
-ROCK THE KAZBAH 6409          2   1  0    23       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      2   0  0    22       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 TRUMP CARD HAMMER 4878        4   4  1    19       GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
 TWO PAIR HAMMER 4875          4   4  0    19       GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
 FIVE CARD HAMMER 4877         3   5  0    16       GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
-BEASTIE BOY 6418              2   2  0    16       RAP ATTACKS (28)
-DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363         1   0  0    15       CORDIALS (718)
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350       1   0  0    15       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-FLASH GORDEN 1376             1   0  0    15       STATE OF MIND II (156)
-TRISH 6424                    2   0  0    14       HARD LUCK (724)
-PAVEL YOUNG 6044              2   0  0    14       WIND STORM (685)
-THUDRAK 6423                  2   0  0    13       HARD LUCK (724)
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370          1   0  0    13       SCOTCH (720)
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             1   0  0    13       WS BATS '05 (698)
 GEROGE IGONO 6412             2   5  0    11       THE ZOO (703)
 SUGAR HILL GANG 6416          1   0  0     7       RAP ATTACKS (28)
-FACE THE SKY 1373             0   1  0     7       STATE OF MIND II (156)
 LANCASTER 6103                1   0  0     6       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-LOUIE PASTUR 1375             0   2  0     6       STATE OF MIND II (156)
-KOZMO KRAMER 6420             1   1  1     5       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436               0   1  0     1       THE ZOO (703)
-SHOCK ROCK 6422               0   1  0     1       HARD LUCK (724)
 ORIANA PINDAR 6437            0   1  0     1       THE ZOO (703)
-BILLBLACK 6426                0   1  0     1       HARD LUCK (724)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BAH BAH BOOEY 336       2  4 0 DARK AS DAY 35       NIN O'RICKS 6387      222  NONE
CELLIA 6425             0  1 0 HARD LUCK 724        KOZMO KRAMER 6420     223  REVENGED
FRID HORZ 6411          5  2 0 THE ZOO 703          DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133 226   
NIN O'RICKS 6387        4  8 1 THE ZOO 703          PERRY SATURN 6121     225   
BLOODLESS COUP 6414     0  2 0 TOTAL CHAOS 27       HITMAN 6043           223   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Poodlepoo -- Managers should be SHOT for names like that. -- Frid Horz

Halifax -- Yes, well, the farther away the bombs are, the happier I'll be. -- Panama
Oats

Perry Saturn -- Oh, damn. -- Ghost of Nin O'Ricks

I of the Nee Dull -- Ugh. -- Geroge Igono

Our congratulations to Peter the Great. -- Jorja and the Zoo

26 July 2010
     Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content.  I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email.  Not attachments.  Thank you. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FOUR EYES was devastated by HITMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
DUSTIN HERMANSON slaughtered FRID HORZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HALIFAX demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
TOBEORNOTTOBE overpowered KING NEPTUNE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LADY LUCK HAMMER slimly won victory over REVOLUTION in a 2 minute brawl.
PANAMA OATS viciously subdued DEAD MANS HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
TWO PAIR HAMMER bested GEROGE IGONO in a popular 2 minute competition.
FIVE CARD HAMMER was handily defeated by SWINE FLU in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TRUMP CARD HAMMER was vanquished by BIGGIE SMALLS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
SUGAR HILL GANG overcame ERNIE GUUL in a 1 minute novice's bout.
LANCASTER savagely defeated ORIANA PINDAR in a 1 minute bloody amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  3      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  17 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  26 -  5      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  13 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  14 -  1      36  |

Turn 226 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TOBEORNOTTOBE 280           7   2  0   85 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
STRIKING ATTACK  HALIFAX 6106                7   0  3   81 BOMBS AWAY (694)
AIMED BLOW       KING NEPTUNE 6122           6   2  1   58 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LADY LUCK HAMMER 4826      10   8  0   54 GAMBLER HAMMERZ (525)
TOTAL PARRY      PANAMA OATS 6314           12  10  0   49 THE ZOO (703)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LADY LUCK HAMMER 4826.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DEAD MANS HAMMER 4825.  The ten other most popular fighters were GEROGE 
IGONO 6412, HALIFAX 6106, LADY LUCK HAMMER 4826, REVOLUTION 6384, SUGAR HILL GANG 
6416, LANCASTER 6103, HITMAN 6043, DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133, TOBEORNOTTOBE 280, and TWO 
PAIR HAMMER 4875.

The least popular fighter this week was ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ORIANA PINDAR 6437, ERNIE GUUL 6436, TRUMP CARD HAMMER 
4878, PANAMA OATS 6314, KING NEPTUNE 6122, FRID HORZ 6411, FOUR EYES 281, FIVE CARD 
HAMMER 4877, BIGGIE SMALLS 6421, and SWINE FLU 6358.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SIF (71-3925) SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (403)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PETER THE GREAT (71-6230) DOGS OF WAR (5)