DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2012    Duedate: 06/27/2012

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-250

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SEAM
                               ARENAS III (368)
                               (71-3319) [4-0-1,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GEROGE IGONO                   AFTERSHOCK
THE ZOO (703)                  SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
(71-6412) [11-20-0,56]         (71-294) [12-6-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN XIV (367)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES V (390)       19
2. ARENAS III (368)            18      SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
3. KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)     14      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN XIV (367)          11
5. THE ZOO (703)               10      ARENAS III (368)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         40  28  2 58.8   1/ 1 WRATHMEN XIV (367)       13  2 3
 2/ 1 RAP ATTACKS (28)          29  21  5 58.0   2/ 4*ARENAS III (368)          8  1 1
 3/ 4*ARENAS III (368)          13  10  1 56.5   3/ 2 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         7  4 0
 4/ 3 DARQUE FORCES V (390)     90  70  2 56.3   4/ 3 DARQUE FORCES V (390)     4  7 0
 5/ 6 WRATHMEN XIV (367)        34  36  4 48.6   5/ 5 STATE OF MIND II (156)    3  2 0
 6/ 8 STATE OF MIND II (156)     9  11  0 45.0   6/ 8 THE ZOO (703)             3 12 0
 7/ 7 THE ZOO (703)            589 759 11 43.7   7/ 9*KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)   2  1 1
 8/ 9*KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)    3   4  1 42.9   8/ 7 RAP ATTACKS (28)          2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): BLACK LIGHTNING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                   (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KYR'TERR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see MCGREGOR win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, VENEMOUS 
CONCUBINE beat MISTER TIBBS and MISTER TIBBS lost 4 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster STONE GOLEM Dark Arena Challenged 
this turn.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as STONE GOLEM killed the Duelmaster, 
SUGAR HILL GANG, leaving RAP ATTACKS in mourning.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks 
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  WRATHMEN XIV was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SLAMMA JAMMA avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, B'ZIADUL was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  LOUIE PASTUR challenged down 20 against 
THE ZOO's ERNIE GUUL.  What a weasel!  Question now is, will KYR'TERR accept this 
sort of tacky behavior?  LOUIE PASTUR beating ERNIE GUUL.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  It's about time B'ZIADUL got beat for 
picking on warriors like RAPUNZEL.  Bravo, DARQUE FORCES V.  See you at The Warty 
Toad.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless 
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAPUNZEL 3585                19  13  0   103       DARQUE FORCES V (390)
 AFTERSHOCK 294               12   6  0   103       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 B'ZIADUL 3311                12  13  1    84       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 MISTER TIBBS 292             13   5  1    74       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
-CIRCE 3580                   17  15  0    70       DARQUE FORCES V (390)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIE PASTUR 1375             7   3  0    66       STATE OF MIND II (156)
 TERRABLOOD 6444               9   0  0    65       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 SINCEMILLA 3308               7   3  0    57       WRATHMEN XIV (367)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEROGE IGONO 6412            11  20  0    56       THE ZOO (703)
 SEAM 3319                     4   0  1    48       ARENAS III (368)
 KHARAS 3309                   7   4  1    46       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 MCGREGOR 6470                 3   2  1    42       KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436               8  17  0    41       THE ZOO (703)
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553              7   3  0    38       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROGER SEYAL 6447              8   5  1    30       THE ZOO (703)
 SCAGGINOOTCHIN 3348           3   0  2    29       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
-KEIRNYN 3347                  2   0  0    27       ARENAS III (368)
 JHANS 3346                    2   1  0    25       ARENAS III (368)
-FACE THE SKY 1373             1   6  0    25       STATE OF MIND II (156)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRICORUS 3349                 2   1  0    22       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 POINT 3350                    2   0  0    22       ARENAS III (368)
 DWES EG 3345                  3   0  0    19       ARENAS III (368)
-DEY 6469                      0   1  0     7       KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)
-EGOCENTRIC FETUS 1374         0   1  0     1       STATE OF MIND II (156)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      SEAM 3319             250  NONE
ANGELSOL 3582          16 16 0 DARQUE FORCES V 390  B'ZIADUL 3311         249  JUST REVENGED
GHUL 6571               3  3 0 DARQUE FORCES V 390  MCGREGOR 6470         249   
SUGAR HILL GANG 6416   12  3 1 RAP ATTACKS 28       STONE GOLEM           250  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GINSI IAGELL 6440       8 11 0 THE ZOO 703          KUBLAI KHAN 6309      246  NOT REVENGED
HORACE RYDER 6603       0  4 0 THE ZOO 703          SCAGGINOOTCHIN 3348   250   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Darque Forces -- Condolences on the loss of a veteran. -- Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen

Ernie Guul -- Glad to see you made it back from the infirmary.  Must've been
something in the air last cycle. -- Sincemilla

Horace Ryder -- Giddy up! -- Tricorus

Cult Member -- And what cult would that be? -- Kharas

Convicted Thief -- Oops. -- Scagginootchin

Our congratulations to Sugar Hill Gang.  It's about time that bunch graduated. --
Jorja and The Zoo

And we salute the tourney participants, too. -- Jorja and the Zoo

Kharas -- But we didn't learn to stay out of the arena.  Oh, well. -- Horace Ryder

Sincemilla -- At least I won't have seeds in my shoes. -- Ernie Guul, most challenged
and confused by it

Terrablood -- Whose luck, I wonder? -- Geroge Igono, darling of the fans

Face the Sky -- Only if you want an eyeful of rain. -- Roger Seyal

Louie Pastur -- It's the rain, it always brings on my mildew.  Hard to fight when
you're mildewed. -- Haugha Ryde

Tricorus -- I guess I should've been fighting instead of staring, but I've never seen
a three-horned helmet before. -- Horace Ryder

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUGAR HILL GANG was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAPUNZEL demolished B'ZIADUL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
LOUIE PASTUR vanquished ERNIE GUUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TERRABLOOD defeated GEROGE IGONO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AFTERSHOCK savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute master's competition.
MISTER TIBBS was viciously subdued by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's match.
SEAM easily killed FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SINCEMILLA vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HAUGHA RYDE won victory over JHANS in a popular 2 minute fight.
KHARAS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ROGER SEYAL was overpowered by MCGREGOR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
POINT handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided contest.
TRICORUS subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
SCAGGINOOTCHIN easily killed HORACE RYDER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DWES EG luckily beat CONVICTED THIEF in a dull 6 minute beginner's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  2      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  22 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  23 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 250 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RAPUNZEL 3585              19  13  0  103 DARQUE FORCES V (390)
PARRY-LUNGE      AFTERSHOCK 294             12   6  0  103 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MISTER TIBBS 292           13   5  1   74 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
TOTAL PARRY      TERRABLOOD 6444             9   0  0   65 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
SLASHING ATTACK  SINCEMILLA 3308             7   3  0   57 WRATHMEN XIV (367)
LUNGING ATTACK   KHARAS 3309                 7   4  1   46 WRATHMEN XIV (367)
STRIKING ATTACK  MCGREGOR 6470               3   2  1   42 KIWI CONNECTION 4 (728)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GEROGE IGONO 6412.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AFTERSHOCK 294.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAUGHA RYDE 6553, 
GEROGE IGONO 6412, JHANS 3346, RAPUNZEL 3585, LOUIE PASTUR 1375, KHARAS 3309, 
TRICORUS 3349, SINCEMILLA 3308, MCGREGOR 6470, and SCAGGINOOTCHIN 3348.

The least popular fighter this week was DWES EG 3345.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HORACE RYDER 6603, ROGER SEYAL 6447, MISTER TIBBS 292, ERNIE GUUL 6436, 
POINT 3350, SEAM 3319, TERRABLOOD 6444, B'ZIADUL 3311, SCAGGINOOTCHIN 3348, and 
MCGREGOR 6470.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RAPUNZEL (71-3585) DARQUE FORCES V (390)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SUGAR HILL GANG (71-6416) RAP ATTACKS (28)