DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/18/2012    Duedate: 11/14/2012

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-255

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANNY HEATLEY
OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
(71-6115) [16-1-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANNY HEATLEY                  JOCK-IN-THE-BOX
OTTAWA SENATORS (696)          SCOTCH (720)
(71-6115) [16-1-0,122]         (71-6370) [7-0-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GEROGE IGONO                   SANDIA RIDGE
THE ZOO (703)                  WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
(71-6412) [13-23-0,62]         (71-6012) [5-2-1,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN XIV (367)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)         51
2. KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)    38      BOMBS AWAY (694)
3. WRATHMEN XIV (367)          31      Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)    20
5. OTTAWA SENATORS (696)       17      CORDIALS (718)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CORDIALS (718)             5   0  0  100   1/ 2 WRATHMEN XIV (367)        8  6 0
 2/ 2*PIG PEN (717)              4   0  0  100   2/ 1*PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      8  7 0
 3/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)   2   0  0  100   3/ 3 NEW YORK (662)            7  3 1
 4/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)   1   0  0  100   4/ 6 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    5  1 3
 5- 3*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)    1   0  0  100   5/11 WS BATS '05 (698)         5  1 0
 6/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)   1   0  0  100   6/ 9 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     4  0 0
 7/ 4 BOMBS AWAY (694)          16   2  4 88.9   7/ 7 WS ARMS '05 (699)         3  1 0
 8/ 5 HEART BREAKERS (695)      15   2  1 88.2   8/10 BOMBS AWAY (694)          3  2 0
 9/ 7*SCOTCH (720)               7   1  0 87.5   9/12*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    3  2 0
10/ 8 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     22   4  0 84.6  10/25 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   3  3 0
11/10 WS BATS '05 (698)         27   6  0 81.8  11/26*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       3  6 0
12/ 6*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)     8   2  0 80.0  12/15 HEART BREAKERS (695)      2  0 0
13/ 9 NEW YORK (662)            44  13  3 77.2  13- 8*GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)  2  0 0
14/11 WS ARMS '05 (699)         26   8  3 76.5  14- 4*ARENAS III (368)          2  0 0
15/13 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   48  16  3 75.0  15/16*PIG PEN (717)             2  0 0
16/12 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  32  11  2 74.4  16/17*CORDIALS (718)            2  0 0
17/14 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    24   9  4 72.7  17/18*SCOTCH (720)              2  0 0
18-15*GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)   5   2  0 71.4  18/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16*PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      13   7  0 65.0  19/23*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)  2  1 0
20-17*ARENAS III (368)          21  12  1 63.6  20/24*KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)  2  1 0
21-18 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         42  33  2 56.0  21/20*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)  2  2 0
22-19 WRATHMEN VII (314)        59  52  2 53.2  22/ 5 THE ZOO (703)             2 13 0
23/20 WRATHMEN XIV (367)        47  46  4 50.5  23-19*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)   1  0 0
24/24*KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)   2   2  0 50.0  24/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)  1  0 0
25/25*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)   2   2  0 50.0  25/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)  1  0 0
26/21*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)   2   2  0 50.0  26-21 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         1  1 0
27/22 THE ZOO (703)            595 778 11 43.3  27-22*KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)   1  1 0
28-23*KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)    2   3  0 40.0  28/14 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  1  1 0
29/26*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)        9  18  1 33.3  29-13*ARENAS II (310)           1  4 0
30-27*ARENAS II (310)            2   8  0 20.0  30/28*DAY ONE (709)             0  4 0
31/28*DAY ONE (709)              0   4  0  0.0  31-27 WRATHMEN VII (314)        0  4 0
32/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)    0   1  0  0.0  32/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
                               BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
                   (turn 319): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to PIZZA TOPPINGS, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the WRATHMEN XIV stable.  Take a look at OUT OF THIS WORLD's act, as 
they have a 2-1-0 week and gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ZOMBIE SQUADS, who swept 
up 15 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out KYR'TERR!  THE 
ZOO may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 22nd spot.  
A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS, which fell to 
28th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  It looks like the 
guys(?) at WS BATS '05 had a good week as they went 3-0-0 to put them in 5th place.  
I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for GRAHAM, who flew up 20 points in 
the rankings after mashing SANDIA RIDGE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  STRATOFORTRESS was subdued 
by GRRR and drops 18 points.  What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in 
common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  
Drawing on all of hers experience as a 11-3-0 warrior, BROWN EYED SUSAN went for the 
Duelmastership against B'ZIADUL this week.  Well, everybody's pal B'ZIADUL moved his 
record to 17-13-1 by defeating BROWN EYED SUSAN in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 14 recognition points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a 
day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KYR'TERR arena.  Did you 
hear that WRATHMEN XIV was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of WRATHMEN XIV's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause NEW YORK beats feet every time WRATHMEN XIV 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  ALBUQUERQUE defied all odds and 
slew SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  This round goes to KYR'TERR, their 0-0-0 
warrior, CAPTURED ORC slew the 6-3-1 TOLLBOOTHS.  Stay tuned next week to see what 
happens.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very 
important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KYR'TERR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANNY HEATLEY 6115           16   1  0   122       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICK MONDAY 6110             15   2  1   110       HEART BREAKERS (695)
 FRANK THOMAS 6128            12   5  0    99       WS BATS '05 (698)
 PERRY SATURN 6121            15   3  1    98       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 TURNPIKE 5822                10   1  1    97       NEW YORK (662)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING NEPTUNE 6122             9   3  1    97       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370          7   0  0    96       SCOTCH (720)
 HALIFAX 6106                 10   1  4    93       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126         13   0  0    92       WS BATS '05 (698)
 BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823        11   4  0    91       NEW YORK (662)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SINCEMILLA 3308              10   5  0    88       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 BARRIE 6003                  14   4  2    85       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 PROFESSOR OLDER 5825          8   2  0    85       NEW YORK (662)
 FINGER LAKES 5821             9   3  1    84       NEW YORK (662)
 KHARAS 3309                  10   6  1    73       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
-MISSISSAUGA 6007              7   0  0    73       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-SEAM 3319                     7   0  1    71       ARENAS III (368)
-MISTER TIBBS 292             13   6  1    67       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133         9   3  1    66       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 VENUS DE MILO 6120            7   5  0    66       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-ALEXANDRE 2963               14   9  1    65       WRATHMEN VII (314)
-TERRABLOOD 6444               9   0  0    65       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 GEROGE IGONO 6412            13  23  0    62       THE ZOO (703)
 BOBBY JENKS 6134              9   3  0    60       WS ARMS '05 (699)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARS BAR 6124                 9   3  0    54       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 SWINE FLU 6358                4   0  0    53       PIG PEN (717)
 DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363         5   0  0    50       CORDIALS (718)
 GRAHAM 6531                   2   2  0    49       KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436               9  21  0    48       THE ZOO (703)
-JHANS 3346                    4   2  0    48       ARENAS III (368)
-LANCASTER 6103                4   0  0    45       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 MUSHROOM 6628                 4   0  0    43       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-LEBEAU 2961                   5   7  0    40       WRATHMEN VII (314)
-POINT 3350                    4   0  0    40       ARENAS III (368)
 SANDIA RIDGE 6012             5   2  1    39       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      5   0  0    38       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 ROGER SEYAL 6447              8  10  1    35       THE ZOO (703)
-BARDEAUX 2968                 8  11  0    35       WRATHMEN VII (314)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KEIRNYN 3347                  3   0  0    33       ARENAS III (368)
 GRRR 6647                     1   1  0    33       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553              8   7  0    31       THE ZOO (703)
 GREAT PLAIN 6434              3   0  1    31       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350       3   1  0    31       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 JOE CORVO 6249                2   0  0    31       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-KINGSTON 6037                 4   0  0    29       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-NITSCHKE 2928                 3   1  0    26       GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)
 WRAITH 6653                   3   3  0    25       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINNEAPOLIS 6004              5   2  0    23       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-FERWICK 6477                  2   2  0    23       KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)
 PAUL KONERKO 6125             2   1  0    23       WS BATS '05 (698)
-SANTE FE 6008                 2   2  1    21       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 NIXON 6502                    2   2  0    20       KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)
 FAIRWAY 6570                  1   0  0    20       KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)
-GALLOWAY 6493                 1   0  0    19       KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)
-RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 SLIM 6540                     1   0  0    18       KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 TRICORUS 3349                 4   4  0    16       WRATHMEN XIV (367)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ED 'TOO TALL'JONES 2924       2   1  0    15       GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)
 STRATOFORTRESS 6104           2   1  0    14       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 ZOMBIE 6656                   2   4  0    14       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 PIEFOLD 6517                  1   0  0    14       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)
 RIVER 6512                    1   1  0    13       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)
 PEPPERONI 6629                3   1  0    11       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-DWES EG 3345                  3   1  0    10       ARENAS III (368)
 ROSE 6569                     1   1  0    10       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)
 RADNOR 6520                   1   0  0    10       KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)
 KALI FLOWER 6636              2   3  0     9       THE ZOO (703)
 HAM 6626                      2   2  0     9       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 PINEAPPLE 6627                2   2  0     8       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 ONION 6625                    2   2  0     8       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-MIROI CHANG 2936              1   1  0     8       ARENAS II (310)
-5WL 6643                      1   0  0     8       ARENAS II (310)
-TORNADO GOLFING 6351          0   1  0     7       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-HENRY 6475                    0   1  0     7       KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)
 IN THE BEGINNING 6284         0   2  0     6       DAY ONE (709)
 THE BIG BANG 6282             0   2  0     6       DAY ONE (709)
 CHESTERMAN 6485               0   1  0     5       KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOLLBOOTHS 5824         6  3 1 NEW YORK 662         CAPTURED ORC          255  NONE
SCAGGINOOTCHIN 3348     3  3 2 WRATHMEN XIV 367     WURM KIN              255  NONE
ARGG 6646               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    ARENAMASTER           255  NONE
WALKER 6645             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    SHEWISH GIANT         255  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Seam -- We're just teaching fools. -- Haugha Ryde, and the rest of the Zoo

Wow, I know it's an illusion, at least, I HOPE it's an illusion, but it seems like
everybody but us fought standbys last time! -- Roger Seyal, scanning Last Weeks
Fights

     Everybody but you and the people you fought.

Our congratulations to B'ziadul, Aftershock, and Albuquerque. -- Jorja and the Zoo

Scott Podsednik -- With a name like that, you must be part orc!  Pleased to meet you.
Let's go drinking. -- Geroge Igono

Bardeaux -- Oops, I thought you were a bottle of wine, and I'm used to subduing
bottles of wine any time.  Usually they don't have to be whacked around that much. --
Ernie Guul

Lancaster -- Yep, you can see it, can't you?  Teaching fools. -- Haugha Ryde

Dirty Girl Scout -- That's perverse! -- Roger Seyal, illusions now tarnished

Ham -- Just right.  I think it was the touch of mustard that made it especially
tasty. -- Kali Flower

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALBUQUERQUE viciously butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCAGGINOOTCHIN was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WALKER was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ARGG was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BROWN EYED SUSAN was overpowered by B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VENUS DE MILO was devastated by SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DUSTIN HERMANSON savagely defeated GEROGE IGONO in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SWINE FLU vanquished ERNIE GUUL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GREAT PLAIN won victory over HAUGHA RYDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JOE CORVO vanquished ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE BIG BANG was defeated by PEPPERONI in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge match.
IN THE BEGINNING was beaten by RIVER in a exciting 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
TURNPIKE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
RICK MONDAY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DANNY HEATLEY overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
FRANK THOMAS bested KHARAS in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
PERRY SATURN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BARRIE was bested by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
PROFESSOR OLDER beat CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
SCOTT PODSEDNIK outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a unpopular 12 minute conflict.
HALIFAX devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FINGER LAKES slimly lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
TOLLBOOTHS was assassinated by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
BOBBY JENKS lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute fight.
SANDIA RIDGE was luckily beaten by GRAHAM in a action packed 5 minute brutal match.
MARS BAR viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 11 minute veteran vs. beginner fray.
ROGER SEYAL lost to ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT in a popular 6 minute bout.
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BALLROOM DENTISTRY was defeated by MUSHROOM in a 1 minute match.
STRATOFORTRESS was overpowered by GRRR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PAUL KONERKO beat TRICORUS in a 4 minute fray.
NIXON savagely defeated ZOMBIE in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
WRAITH overpowered ONION in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
HAM narrowly defeated CHESTERMAN in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
PINEAPPLE was unbelievably bested by RADNOR in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
KALI FLOWER was handily defeated by SLIM in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
FAIRWAY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIEFOLD unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 8 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  2      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  17 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        24 -  18 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  33 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  3      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  39 -  1      38  |

Turn 255 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DANNY HEATLEY 6115         16   1  0  122 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
WALL OF STEEL    FRANK THOMAS 6128          12   5  0   99 WS BATS '05 (698)
SLASHING ATTACK  TURNPIKE 5822              10   1  1   97 NEW YORK (662)
STRIKING ATTACK  HALIFAX 6106               10   1  4   93 BOMBS AWAY (694)
TOTAL PARRY      SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126       13   0  0   92 WS BATS '05 (698)
BASHING ATTACK   BARRIE 6003                14   4  2   85 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
AIMED BLOW       PROFESSOR OLDER 5825        8   2  0   85 NEW YORK (662)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GEROGE IGONO 6412.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SANDIA RIDGE 6012.  The ten other most popular fighters were RIVER 6512, 
TURNPIKE 5822, FINGER LAKES 5821, ROGER SEYAL 6447, PROFESSOR OLDER 5825, DUSTIN 
HERMANSON 6133, HALIFAX 6106, BOBBY JENKS 6134, TRICORUS 3349, and WALKER 6645.

The least popular fighter this week was MARS BAR 6124.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126, PIEFOLD 6517, ONION 6625, RADNOR 6520, ZOMBIE 
6656, PAUL KONERKO 6125, BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350, GRAHAM 6531, TOLLBOOTHS 5824, and 
ROSE 6569.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AFTERSHOCK (71-294) SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
B'ZIADUL (71-3311) WRATHMEN XIV (367)
ALBUQUERQUE (71-6009) WESTERN FRONTIER (684)