DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/15/2012    Duedate: 12/12/2012

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-256

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANNY HEATLEY
OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
(71-6115) [17-1-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANNY HEATLEY                  JOCK-IN-THE-BOX
OTTAWA SENATORS (696)          SCOTCH (720)
(71-6115) [17-1-0,128]         (71-6370) [8-0-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GEROGE IGONO                   STRATOFORTRESS
THE ZOO (703)                  BOMBS AWAY (694)
(71-6412) [13-24-0,63]         (71-6104) [3-1-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEW YORK (662)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE ZOO (703)               41
2. ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)         40      HEART BREAKERS (695)
3. BAD COMBINATIONS (716)      27      Unchartered Team
4. ARENAS II (310)             24
5. OTTAWA SENATORS (696)       14      CORDIALS (718)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CORDIALS (718)             6   0  0  100   1/ 3 NEW YORK (662)            9  4 1
 2/ 2*PIG PEN (717)              5   0  0  100   2/ 5 WS BATS '05 (698)         7  1 0
 3/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)   4   0  0  100   3/ 6 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     6  0 0
 4- 4*KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)   1   0  0  100   4/ 4 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    6  2 3
 5- 6*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)   1   0  0  100   5/ 2*PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      6  9 0
 6/ 8 HEART BREAKERS (695)      16   2  1 88.9   6/ 9*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    5  2 0
 7/ 9*SCOTCH (720)               8   1  0 88.9   7/10 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   5  4 0
 8/10 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     24   4  0 85.7   8/ 1 WRATHMEN XIV (367)        5  8 0
 9/ 7 BOMBS AWAY (694)          17   3  4 85.0   9/22 THE ZOO (703)             5 10 0
10/12*BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    10   2  0 83.3  10/18*KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)  4  0 0
11/11 WS BATS '05 (698)         29   6  0 82.9  11/ 7 WS ARMS '05 (699)         4  2 0
12/13 NEW YORK (662)            46  14  3 76.7  12/ 8 BOMBS AWAY (694)          4  3 0
13/16 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  33  11  3 75.0  13/11*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       4 10 1
14/14 WS ARMS '05 (699)         27   9  3 75.0  14/12 HEART BREAKERS (695)      3  0 0
15/15 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   50  17  3 74.6  15/15*PIG PEN (717)             3  0 0
16/17 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    25  10  4 71.4  16/16*CORDIALS (718)            3  0 0
17-18*GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)   5   2  0 71.4  17/17*SCOTCH (720)              3  0 0
18/20 ARENAS III (368)          22  14  1 61.1  18-13*GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         42  33  2 56.0  19-20*KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)  2  0 0
20/19*PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      14  11  0 56.0  20/28 ENROUTE TO ST LOUI (683)  2  1 1
21-22 WRATHMEN VII (314)        59  52  2 53.2  21-21*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)  2  2 0
22/23 WRATHMEN XIV (367)        48  48  4 50.0  22-25*KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)  1  0 0
23-26*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)   2   2  0 50.0  23-26 SLAMMA JAMMA (29)         1  0 0
24-24*KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)   2   2  0 50.0  24-27*KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)   1  0 0
25/32*KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)    1   1  1 50.0  25-24*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)  1  0 0
26/27 THE ZOO (703)            598 780 11 43.4  26/32*KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)   1  1 1
27-28*KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)    2   3  0 40.0  27/14 ARENAS III (368)          1  2 0
28/25*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)   2   3  0 40.0  28/19*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)  1  2 0
29/29*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       10  22  2 31.3  29/29*ARENAS II (310)           0  5 0
30/30*ARENAS II (310)            2  13  0 13.3  30-31 WRATHMEN VII (314)        0  4 0
31-31*DAY ONE (709)              0   4  0  0.0  31-30*DAY ONE (709)             0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                   (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
                               BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Immortality at last!  As I stated before, I was on my manager's third team sheet
and was his first lunger design.  I'm a 10(2)-9-11-15-15-5-21 lunger.  M in att and
init, AE in def, Ex in rip.  Bonused +4 init, +3 rip, +3 att.  LO, mod/mod, and
learns attack.  52 skills learned, 42 FE!  Participated in several mail-ins, never
getting past round 5.  Just didn't learn worth a damn.
     Aftershock, congrats on your invite.  Our last match was a little too close, so
my manager sacrified Kharas last round.  Don't get me wrong, he tried to win, but
knew going in he didn't have much of a chance. 
     I'm not challenging or avoiding anyone this round.  Life and luck to you all!

                                          Lord Protector
                                          B'Ziadul

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome KYR'TERR.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, WRATHMEN XIV.  But how many friends do you have now?  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  THE ZOO moved up 13 places, 
to 9th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't 
look at ARENAS III, cause they dropped by 13.  What's with ROGER SEYAL?  He actually 
beat WS ARMS '05's BOBBY JENKS, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight.  
Major screwup at ARENAS III.  JHANS lost 18 points to BALLROOM DENTISTRY.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe JHANS will provide more easy wins...  Try as she might, 
SINCEMILLA wasn't good enough at persuading DANNY HEATLEY to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Yeah, yeah, GRRR killed SANDIA RIDGE, who was "too 
young to die."  Well, it was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  Here's 
some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANNY HEATLEY 6115           17   1  0   128       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICK MONDAY 6110             16   2  1   113       HEART BREAKERS (695)
 FRANK THOMAS 6128            13   5  0   101       WS BATS '05 (698)
 TURNPIKE 5822                11   1  1    99       NEW YORK (662)
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370          8   0  0    98       SCOTCH (720)
 BROWN EYED SUSAN 5823        12   4  0    97       NEW YORK (662)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING NEPTUNE 6122             9   3  1    97       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 BARRIE 6003                  15   4  3    95       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126         14   0  0    94       WS BATS '05 (698)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SINCEMILLA 3308              10   6  0    90       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 PERRY SATURN 6121            15   4  1    87       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 HALIFAX 6106                 10   2  4    87       BOMBS AWAY (694)
-FINGER LAKES 5821             9   3  1    84       NEW YORK (662)
 SEAM 3319                     8   0  1    79       ARENAS III (368)
 PROFESSOR OLDER 5825          8   3  0    77       NEW YORK (662)
-KHARAS 3309                  10   6  1    73       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 VENUS DE MILO 6120            8   5  0    73       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-MISSISSAUGA 6007              7   0  0    73       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133        10   3  1    70       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-MISTER TIBBS 292             13   6  1    67       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALEXANDRE 2963               14   9  1    65       WRATHMEN VII (314)
-TERRABLOOD 6444               9   0  0    65       SLAMMA JAMMA (29)
 GEROGE IGONO 6412            13  24  0    63       THE ZOO (703)
 SWINE FLU 6358                5   0  0    62       PIG PEN (717)
 ROGER SEYAL 6447              9  10  1    61       THE ZOO (703)
 DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363         6   0  0    59       CORDIALS (718)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARS BAR 6124                10   3  0    56       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 GRRR 6647                     2   1  1    56       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436              10  21  0    52       THE ZOO (703)
 BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350       4   1  0    52       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GRAHAM 6531                   2   2  0    49       KIWI CONNECTION 16 (740)
 GREAT PLAIN 6434              4   0  1    46       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 BOBBY JENKS 6134              9   4  0    45       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-LANCASTER 6103                4   0  0    45       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      6   0  0    44       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553              9   7  0    40       THE ZOO (703)
-LEBEAU 2961                   5   7  0    40       WRATHMEN VII (314)
 MUSHROOM 6628                 4   1  0    40       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 JOE CORVO 6249                3   0  0    39       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-BARDEAUX 2968                 8  11  0    35       WRATHMEN VII (314)
 POINT 3350                    4   1  0    35       ARENAS III (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JHANS 3346                    4   3  0    30       ARENAS III (368)
-KINGSTON 6037                 4   0  0    29       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
 FAIRWAY 6570                  2   0  0    28       KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)
-NITSCHKE 2928                 3   1  0    26       GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINNEAPOLIS 6004              5   2  0    23       ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
-FERWICK 6477                  2   2  0    23       KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             2   1  0    23       WS BATS '05 (698)
 TRICORUS 3349                 5   4  0    22       WRATHMEN XIV (367)
 WRAITH 6653                   3   4  0    21       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
-SANTE FE 6008                 2   2  1    21       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 STRATOFORTRESS 6104           3   1  0    20       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 SLIM 6540                     2   0  0    20       KIWI CONNECTION 18 (742)
 NIXON 6502                    2   3  0    19       KIWI CONNECTION 10 (734)
 CHESTERMAN 6485               1   1  1    19       KIWI CONNECTION 7 (731)
-RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
 PINEAPPLE 6627                3   2  0    15       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-ED 'TOO TALL'JONES 2924       2   1  0    15       GRIDIRON GREATS II (308)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOMBIE 6656                   2   5  0    15       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 MIROI CHANG 2936              1   2  0    15       ARENAS II (310)
-PIEFOLD 6517                  1   0  0    14       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (737)
-RIVER 6512                    1   1  0    13       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)
 PEPPERONI 6629                3   2  0    11       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-DWES EG 3345                  3   1  0    10       ARENAS III (368)
 KALI FLOWER 6636              2   4  0    10       THE ZOO (703)
-ROSE 6569                     1   1  0    10       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (736)
-RADNOR 6520                   1   0  0    10       KIWI CONNECTION 14 (738)
 HAM 6626                      2   3  0     9       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-TORNADO GOLFING 6351          0   1  0     7       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-HENRY 6475                    0   1  0     7       KIWI CONNECTION 5 (729)
-IN THE BEGINNING 6284         0   2  0     6       DAY ONE (709)
-THE BIG BANG 6282             0   2  0     6       DAY ONE (709)
 OHFER 6663                    0   1  0     3       WRATHMEN XIV (367)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VENEMOUS CONCUBI        0  0 0                      BARRIE 6003           256  NONE
5WL 6643                1  1 0 ARENAS II 310        SHEWISH GIANT         256  NONE
BLACK ORC 6659          0  1 0 ARENAS II 310        BANDIT PRINCE         256  NONE
CONVICTED THIEF 6658    0  1 0 ARENAS II 310        BLACK ORC             256  NONE
WURM KIN 6660           0  1 0 ARENAS II 310        BANDIT PRINCE         256  NONE
ONION 6625              2  3 0 PIZZA TOPPINGS 751   CHESTERMAN 6485       256   
SANDIA RIDGE 6012       5  3 1 WESTERN FRONTIER 684 GRRR 6647             256   
BUB BYE 6664            0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    SHEWISH GIANT         256  NONE
BYE 6665                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    SHEWISH GIANT         256  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Aftershock -- There.  Now get your wizened old carcass out of here. -- Kharas

Perry Saturn -- You may be out of this world, but I'm outta heere! -- B'Ziadul

Mars Bar -- Dude!  You look gooood. -- Sincemilla

Ballroom Dentistry -- Me matching up with you is what I'd call a bad combination! --
Tricorus

In the Beginning -- I don't like long stories. -- Nitschke

Tornado Golfing -- Sounds like fun. -- Ed

Ernie Guul -- Nice desperation strategy.  Better than mine. -- Bardeaux

Dustin Hermanson -- Wow.  I didn't parry or dodge any of those.  Not one. -- Le Beau

Jock-in-the-Box -- I knew I shouldn't have turned that handle. -- Alexandre

The Big Bang -- You had me scared for just a second. -- Pepperoni

Kali Flower -- You may have defeated Ham, but mushrooms live forever.  LOL. --
Mushroom

Chesterman -- Waiting for you to get tired takes too long.  I'll just attack you
instead. -- Ham

Well, damn!  We wouldn't have MINDED fighting a standby, you know. -- the inmates of
the Zoo

Dustin Hermanson -- You Fratsfans are so... so stuck up!  Just because I'm an orc,
you think you're BETTER than me. -- Geroge Igono

Swine Flu -- But... I had my flu shot! -- Ernie Guul

Great Plain -- Nah, you're more like the Great Desert. -- Haugha Ryde

Ultimate Mime Fight -- I didn't have a chance in that. -- Roger Seyal

Slim -- Relative to what? -- Kali Flower

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

5WL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BUB BYE was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
CONVICTED THIEF was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WURM KIN was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLACK ORC was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DANNY HEATLEY viciously subdued SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
RICK MONDAY handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TURNPIKE viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
FRANK THOMAS viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
SCOTT PODSEDNIK outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a 11 minute bout.
BROWN EYED SUSAN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute conflict.
HALIFAX was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's brawl.
PERRY SATURN was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute bloody veteran's duel.
PROFESSOR OLDER lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute fray.
BARRIE executed VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SEAM devastated GEROGE IGONO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VENUS DE MILO demolished MUSHROOM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUSTIN HERMANSON savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute fight.
BOBBY JENKS was devastated by ROGER SEYAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
POINT was vanquished by DIRTY GIRL SCOUT in a 5 minute one-sided match.
SANDIA RIDGE was easily killed by GRRR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JHANS was devastated by BALLROOM DENTISTRY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARS BAR outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a dull 17 minute fight.
ERNIE GUUL overpowered WRAITH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute bout.
SWINE FLU demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
HAUGHA RYDE handily defeated ZOMBIE in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven bout.
GREAT PLAIN won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bout.
JOE CORVO overpowered NIXON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MIROI CHANG was viciously subdued by STRATOFORTRESS in a exciting 4 minute fight.
KALI FLOWER was defeated by PINEAPPLE in a 2 minute fight.
TRICORUS beat PEPPERONI in a 2 minute gory bout.
HAM was handily defeated by FAIRWAY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ONION was slaughtered by CHESTERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLIM subdued OHFER in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  19 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  35 -  5      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  25 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  38 -  1      41  |

Turn 256 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  8         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DANNY HEATLEY 6115         17   1  0  128 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
WALL OF STEEL    FRANK THOMAS 6128          13   5  0  101 WS BATS '05 (698)
SLASHING ATTACK  TURNPIKE 5822              11   1  1   99 NEW YORK (662)
BASHING ATTACK   BARRIE 6003                15   4  3   95 ENROUTE TO ST LOUIS (683)
TOTAL PARRY      SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126       14   0  0   94 WS BATS '05 (698)
STRIKING ATTACK  HALIFAX 6106               10   2  4   87 BOMBS AWAY (694)
AIMED BLOW       PROFESSOR OLDER 5825        8   3  0   77 NEW YORK (662)
PARRY-LUNGE      GREAT PLAIN 6434            4   0  1   46 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GEROGE IGONO 6412.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRATOFORTRESS 6104.  The ten other most popular fighters were HALIFAX 6106, 
TURNPIKE 5822, HAUGHA RYDE 6553, DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133, BUB BYE 6664, DANNY HEATLEY 
6115, RICK MONDAY 6110, PINEAPPLE 6627, TRICORUS 3349, and FAIRWAY 6570.

The least popular fighter this week was MARS BAR 6124.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ONION 6625, HAM 6626, KALI FLOWER 6636, NIXON 6502, WRAITH 6653, JHANS 
3346, SANDIA RIDGE 6012, POINT 3350, BOBBY JENKS 6134, and MUSHROOM 6628.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DANNY HEATLEY (71-6115) OTTAWA SENATORS (696)