DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/19/2013    Duedate: 10/16/2013

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-267

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT
CORDIALS (718)
(71-6363) [12-0-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT               SWINE FLU
CORDIALS (718)                 PIG PEN (717)
(71-6363) [12-0-0,111]         (71-6358) [9-0-0,97]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ERNIE GUUL                     FINGER LAKES
THE ZOO (703)                  NEW YORK (662)
(71-6436) [13-29-0,75]         (71-5821) [12-3-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEW YORK (662)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CORDIALS (718)              44
2. PIG PEN (717)               21      CORDIALS (718)
3. THE ZOO (703)               16      Unchartered Team
4. RYAN'S MUSIC (769)          13
5. PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)        11      RYAN'S MUSIC (769)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CORDIALS (718)            17   0  1  100   1/ 1 NEW YORK (662)            9  3 0
 2/ 0*RYAN'S MUSIC (769)         1   0  0  100   2/ 2 CORDIALS (718)            7  0 1
 3/ 2*PIG PEN (717)              9   1  0 90.0   3/ 4 THE ZOO (703)             5 10 0
 4/ 3 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     29   4  2 87.9   4/ 3 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    4  2 0
 5/ 5 SCOTCH (720)              10   2  0 83.3   5/ 7 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      4 11 0
 6/ 6 NEW YORK (662)            55  17  3 76.4   6/ 5 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     3  0 1
 7- 7 WS ARMS '05 (699)         30  10  3 75.0   7/ 9*PIG PEN (717)             3  1 0
 8/ 8 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    18   7  0 72.0   8/12 SCOTCH (720)              2  1 0
 9/ 9 ARENAS III (368)          29  19  2 60.4   9/ 6 ARENAS III (368)          2  2 0
10-10 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          27  26  1 50.9  10/ 0*RYAN'S MUSIC (769)        1  0 0
11/11 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      39  40  1 49.4  11/ 0 WRATHMEN XVI (780)        1  0 0
12/ 0 WRATHMEN XVI (780)        11  14  3 44.0  12-11 WS ARMS '05 (699)         1  0 0
13/12 THE ZOO (703)            617 816 12 43.1  13- 8*ARENAS II (310)           1  0 0
14-13*ARENAS II (310)            5  13  0 27.8  14-13 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          1  2 0
15/ 0*AL EAST (765)              0   2  0  0.0  15/ 0*AL EAST (765)             0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 363): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): THE STATISTICIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 298): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 291): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 268): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 265): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 363): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 298): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 291): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 267): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of KYR'TERR.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Those betting on 
ARENAS II lost their shirt, as ARENAS II lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  
Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as 
SCOTCH can attest...  RYAN'S MUSIC had cause to celebrate, after ISTANBUL got 13 
points by beating H. BILL JIBI.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, CONVICTED 
ASSASSIN was winsome, after beating PROFESSOR OLDER and seeing her lose 21 points.  
ERNIE GUUL found out that KYR'TERR isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be 
Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in KYR'TERR is using psychics to predict wins. 
They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in KYR'TERR avoid TOTAL CHAOS.  As a woman of good breeding scorns 
the "warriors" of NEW YORK, so did that sorry team shy from TOTAL CHAOS If challenges 
were horses, HAM could open up a fast food joint!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  BLACK ORC in 
the Dark Arena wasn't enough for PINK PANTHER of CORDIALS.  Maybe that certain 
serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for 
he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KYR'TERR is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        12   0  0   111       CORDIALS (718)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURNPIKE 5822                13   2  1   101       NEW YORK (662)
 FINGER LAKES 5821            12   3  1   100       NEW YORK (662)
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370         10   1  0   100       SCOTCH (720)
 SWINE FLU 6358                9   0  0    97       PIG PEN (717)
 JOE CORVO 6249                7   0  1    92       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133        13   4  1    91       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350       9   1  0    91       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOBEORNOTTOBE 280             9   4  0    78       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436              13  29  0    75       THE ZOO (703)
 PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         10   4  0    71       NEW YORK (662)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUSHROOM 6628                 9   7  0    65       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553             16  11  0    64       THE ZOO (703)
-FOUR EYES 281                10   7  0    63       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 KALI FLOWER 6636              7  10  0    59       THE ZOO (703)
-REVOLUTION 6384               7   7  1    57       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIROI CHANG 2936              4   2  0    48       ARENAS II (310)
-BOBBY JENKS 6134              9   4  0    45       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      6   4  0    42       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 TORNADO GOLFING 6351          3   2  0    37       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 KHARONA 6836                  5   0  1    36       WRATHMEN XVI (780)
 POINT 3350                    5   3  0    35       ARENAS III (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINEAPPLE 6627                7   9  0    33       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 PINK PANTHER 6359             1   0  1    33       CORDIALS (718)
 HAM 6626                      7   9  0    30       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-JHANS 3346                    4   3  0    30       ARENAS III (368)
 PINK SQUIRREL 6361            2   0  0    26       CORDIALS (718)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JALAPENO 6670                 6   4  1    23       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-SILENT MONK 6362              2   0  0    19       CORDIALS (718)
-RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-DEVILS ADVOCATE 6403          1   3  0    16       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
-O'REILY 6826                  3   3  1    13       WRATHMEN XVI (780)
 ISTANBUL 6766                 1   0  0    13       RYAN'S MUSIC (769)
-DWES EG 3345                  3   1  0    10       ARENAS III (368)
 SALLY TURKEL 6858             1   0  0    10       THE ZOO (703)
-CATSKILL 6667                 1   0  0     9       NEW YORK (662)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEEF 6716                     1   3  0     8       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 H. BILL JIBI 6717             1   3  0     6       THE ZOO (703)
 RED SOX 6745                  0   1  0     5       AL EAST (765)
 ORIOLE 6747                   0   1  0     5       AL EAST (765)
-CALM LIKE A BOMB 6431         0   1  0     1       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PINK PANTHER 6359     267  NONE
PULLED PORK 6354        0  1 0 PIG PEN 717          ARENAMASTER           267  NONE
ANCHOVY 6710            0  1 0 PIZZA TOPPINGS 751   MULTIPLICATIONS 6578  263  NONE
ROGER SEYAL 6447       11 18 2 THE ZOO 703          JOE CORVO 6249        266   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Revolution -- Good fight. -- Ham

Swine Flu -- I guess we both had the same idea. -- Mushroom

Point -- All I needed was that 1 good hit. -- Jalapeno

Pink Squirrel -- Congrats on teh 19 points. -- Beef

Pizza Toppings -- 3-11-10-12-10-8-16?  We most likely would have gone with:
  7-11-10-17-10-8-21 AB, but see nothing wrong with your decision either. -- Wrathmen

Ham -- I wanted bacon and eggs this morning, and there wasn't any bacon, so.... --
Kali Flower

Pizza Toppings -- I'd probably have gone with 9-11-10-13-15-8-16.  Or maybe bring WT
only to 11 and add one point each to CN and DF:  9-12-10-11-15-8-17... AB would work,
but I like either a PR or a WS even better.  Personal preference.  I distrust a low
WL, and 10 is low. -- Jorja

I got the only win, and Roger was KILLED by a crow?  I've heard of a crow on the
shoulder being bad luck, but that's extreme! -- Ernie Guul

And the worst of it was that Joe Corvo EASILY killed me. -- Ghost of Roger Seyal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PULLED PORK was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PINK PANTHER viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT demolished ERNIE GUUL in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
TURNPIKE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FINGER LAKES savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's match.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SWINE FLU overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
PROFESSOR OLDER was vanquished by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOE CORVO vanquished KALI FLOWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUSHROOM overpowered POINT in a 1 minute uneven match.
HAUGHA RYDE overpowered PINEAPPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHARONA viciously subdued HAM in a 8 minute bloody conflict.
TORNADO GOLFING demolished JALAPENO in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
PINK SQUIRREL slimly won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute conflict.
BEEF defeated RED SOX in a 2 minute novice's duel.
H. BILL JIBI was devastated by ISTANBUL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ORIOLE was overpowered by SALLY TURKEL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   5 -  1      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  13 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  21 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 267 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363      12   0  0  111 CORDIALS (718)
SLASHING ATTACK  TURNPIKE 5822              13   2  1  101 NEW YORK (662)
LUNGING ATTACK   FINGER LAKES 5821          12   3  1  100 NEW YORK (662)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWINE FLU 6358              9   0  0   97 PIG PEN (717)
AIMED BLOW       PROFESSOR OLDER 5825       10   4  0   71 NEW YORK (662)
TOTAL PARRY      KHARONA 6836                5   0  1   36 WRATHMEN XVI (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ERNIE GUUL 6436.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FINGER LAKES 5821.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 
6370, KHARONA 6836, PINK SQUIRREL 6361, BEEF 6716, SWINE FLU 6358, MUSHROOM 6628, 
HAUGHA RYDE 6553, RED SOX 6745, PINK PANTHER 6359, and TURNPIKE 5822.

The least popular fighter this week was ORIOLE 6747.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were H. BILL JIBI 6717, HAM 6626, POINT 3350, KALI FLOWER 6636, PROFESSOR 
OLDER 5825, PULLED PORK 6354, JALAPENO 6670, PINEAPPLE 6627, ERNIE GUUL 6436, and 
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363.