DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/14/2013    Duedate: 12/11/2013

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-269

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT
CORDIALS (718)
(71-6363) [14-0-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIRTY GIRL SCOUT               GRRR
CORDIALS (718)                 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
(71-6363) [14-0-0,117]         (71-6647) [4-1-1,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ERNIE GUUL                     HAUGHA RYDE
THE ZOO (703)                  THE ZOO (703)
(71-6436) [13-31-0,71]         (71-6553) [17-12-0,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)         39
2. PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)        28      CORDIALS (718)
3. WRATHMEN XVI (780)          14      Unchartered Team
4. TOTAL CHAOS (27)             9
5. OTTAWA SENATORS (696)        7      ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 PIG PEN (717)             10   1  0 90.9   1/ 3 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      8  7 0
 2/ 2 CORDIALS (718)            19   2  1 90.5   2/ 1 NEW YORK (662)            7  2 0
 3/ 3 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     30   5  2 85.7   3/ 8*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       6  4 0
 4/ 4 SCOTCH (720)              12   2  0 85.7   4/ 2 CORDIALS (718)            5  2 1
 5/ 5 NEW YORK (662)            60  18  3 76.9   5/ 4 THE ZOO (703)             5 10 1
 6- 6 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    18   7  0 72.0   6/ 6 SCOTCH (720)              3  0 0
 7- 7 WRATHMEN XIX (781)        35  21  1 62.5   7/10 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)     2  1 0
 8- 8 ARENAS III (368)          29  19  2 60.4   8- 7 PIG PEN (717)             2  1 0
 9/10 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      45  44  1 50.6   9/ 9 WRATHMEN XVI (780)        2  2 0
10-11*RYAN'S MUSIC (769)         1   1  0 50.0  10- 5 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    1  0 0
11/ 9 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          28  29  1 49.1  11-11*RYAN'S MUSIC (769)        1  1 0
12/13 THE ZOO (703)            620 823 13 43.0  12/12 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          1  3 0
13/12 WRATHMEN XVI (780)        12  16  3 42.9  13-14*AL EAST (765)             1  3 0
14/14*ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       16  26  2 38.1  14/ 0*ARENAS II (310)           0  1 0
15/ 0*ARENAS II (310)            5  14  0 26.3  15-13 ARENAS III (368)          0  1 0
16-15*AL EAST (765)              1   3  0 25.0  16-15*SUPERIOR FORCES Y2 (510)  0  1 0
17-16*SUPERIOR FORCES Y2 (510)   0   1  0  0.0  17/ 0*BRANDY (719)              0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18/ 0*BRANDY (719)               0   1  0  0.0  18-16 WRATHMEN XIX (781)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 365): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 321): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 270): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 365): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 317): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 321): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 270): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
                           ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
               (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 362): GENERAL PURPOSE of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
                               A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
                   (turn 339): AURORA MARIE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
                   (turn 333): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 84): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Many thanks to Aeryn for making things a little interesting.  She showed me a
few tricks that I have never seen before.  I must thank her for that, and add them to
my repertoire.

Dirty Girl Scout
Cordials
Duelmaster of Kyr'Terr

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in KYR'TERR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, NEW YORK, but PIZZA 
TOPPINGS was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or 
anything, but BAD COMBINATIONS really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The guys at ZOMBIE 
SQUADS like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  MVP 
award for GRRR?  ZOMBIE SQUADS' proud of him after beating PROFESSOR OLDER and 
getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  PROFESSOR OLDER got smashed by 
GRRR, and lost 13 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 
stopped ERNIE GUUL dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said KYR'TERR's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of TOTAL CHAOS must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what NEW 
YORK's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOTAL 
CHAOS, that's fer sher.  Can PIZZA TOPPINGS' MUSHROOM be more popular than me?  She 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  KYR'TERR is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        14   0  0   117       CORDIALS (718)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURNPIKE 5822                15   2  1   110       NEW YORK (662)
 FINGER LAKES 5821            14   3  1   108       NEW YORK (662)
 JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370         12   1  0   108       SCOTCH (720)
-SWINE FLU 6358               10   0  0   101       PIG PEN (717)
 JOE CORVO 6249                8   1  1    93       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350       9   1  0    91       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUSHROOM 6628                11   7  0    88       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-AERYN 6840                    9   4  1    83       WRATHMEN XIX (781)
 GRRR 6647                     4   1  1    78       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 280             9   5  0    76       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
-DENAI 6841                    7   3  0    76       WRATHMEN XIX (781)
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553             17  12  0    72       THE ZOO (703)
 ERNIE GUUL 6436              13  31  0    71       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOUR EYES 281                11   7  0    66       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         11   5  0    65       NEW YORK (662)
-REVOLUTION 6384               7   7  1    57       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHARONA 6836                  6   1  1    53       WRATHMEN XVI (780)
 MIROI CHANG 2936              4   3  0    49       ARENAS II (310)
 PINEAPPLE 6627                8  10  0    48       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-MEYSIN 6843                   7   3  0    45       WRATHMEN XIX (781)
-ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353      6   4  0    42       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 WRAITH 6653                   5   4  0    42       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
-TORNADO GOLFING 6351          3   2  0    37       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-POINT 3350                    5   3  0    35       ARENAS III (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALI FLOWER 6636              7  12  0    33       THE ZOO (703)
 JALAPENO 6670                 8   4  1    32       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 HAM 6626                      7  11  0    32       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-JHANS 3346                    4   3  0    30       ARENAS III (368)
-JI 6839                       8   4  0    28       WRATHMEN XIX (781)
-KATRYNA 6842                  4   7  0    28       WRATHMEN XIX (781)
-PINK SQUIRREL 6361            2   0  0    26       CORDIALS (718)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALLY TURKEL 6858             3   0  1    23       THE ZOO (703)
 ZOMBIE 6656                   4   5  0    21       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
-SILENT MONK 6362              2   0  0    19       CORDIALS (718)
-RAY EMERY 6119                2   0  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116             1   1  0    18       OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-RED SOX 6745                  1   1  0    16       AL EAST (765)
-O'REILY 6826                  3   3  1    13       WRATHMEN XVI (780)
 BEEF 6716                     2   4  0    13       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-ISTANBUL 6766                 1   1  0    13       RYAN'S MUSIC (769)
-DWES EG 3345                  3   1  0    10       ARENAS III (368)
-CATSKILL 6667                 1   0  0     9       NEW YORK (662)
 H. BILL JIBI 6717             1   5  0     8       THE ZOO (703)
-ORIOLE 6747                   0   2  0     6       AL EAST (765)
-BLACK JACK 4748               0   1  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES Y2 (510)
 HORSE'S NECK 6364             0   1  0     2       BRANDY (719)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROGER SEYAL 6447       11 18 2 THE ZOO 703          JOE CORVO 6249        266   
CALM LIKE A BOMB 6431   0  2 0 TOTAL CHAOS 27       SPYMASTER             269  NONE
DEVILS ADVOCATE 6403    1  4 0 TOTAL CHAOS 27       BLACK ORC             269  NONE
DA9 6827                0  1 0 WRATHMEN XVI 780     ARENAMASTER           269  NONE
BYE 6865                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    WURM KIN              269  NONE
SEE YA 6866             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    STONE GOLEM           269  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jalapeno -- Some like it hot! -- Istanbul

H.Bill Jibi -- Is the H. for Homer? -- Red Sox

Haugha Ryde -- Interesting all around there.  Certainly not what I was expecting. --
Professor Older

Zombie -- You will have to stop sometime. -- Oriole

Grrr -- I saw a zombie and I froze. -- Ham

Wratith -- Why can't you stay down and die? -- Pineapple

Ernie Guul -- This makes me 2 for 3. -- Mushroom

Istanbul -- Know your opponent before you challenge them. -- Jalapeno

Blackjack -- Try arming your guy with a weapon. -- Beef

Dirty Girl Scout -- That's an awful purdy record you have there.  Now don't lose to a
stand-bye and blemish it. -- aeryn

Kali Flower -- Well how about that. -- Kharona

For some reason I have a hard time remembering to send in my turn for this arena.
Can't remember if I've already sent in ads prior to these or not.  Figure it's best
to double up rather than risk none at all. -- Kharadmon

Dirty Girl Scout -- Only if you wash first. -- Ernie Guul

Pineapple -- Unfortunately true. -- Haugha Ryde

Dirty Girl Scout -- Depends on my mood, you know.  The eagles have the best views,
but the gulls get to steal snacks. -- Ernie Guul

Joe Corvo -- What?  I can't hear you. -- Kali Flower

Oriole -- Bird?  Are you saying I'm a BIRD? -- Sally Turkel

Mushroom -- More like a toadstool today.  Urgk. -- Ernie Guul

Red Sox -- That looks to ME like "wearing pantyhose under your armor."  Not that *I*
see anything wrong with doing that, but it seems to be a hot gossip topic around the
arenas. -- H. Bill Jibi

Professor Older -- How about a younger one next time? -- Haugha Ryde

Kharona -- That was embarrassing.  I will cover my head with cheese sauce and
meditate. -- Kali Flower

Damned Scribe! -- Sally Turkel

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEVILS ADVOCATE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CALM LIKE A BOMB was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SEE YA was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
BYE was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA9 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
TOBEORNOTTOBE was defeated by MUSHROOM in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Challenge fight.
KHARONA was bested by HAUGHA RYDE in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT overpowered ERNIE GUUL in a 2 minute mismatched Title brawl.
FINGER LAKES savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 2 minute melee.
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TURNPIKE vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROFESSOR OLDER was beaten by GRRR in a 1 minute melee.
JOE CORVO overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOUR EYES subdued MIROI CHANG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's competition.
KALI FLOWER was demolished by PINEAPPLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAM was overpowered by WRAITH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JALAPENO overpowered H. BILL JIBI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZOMBIE unbelievably bested BEEF in a dull 12 minute brutal duel.
SALLY TURKEL bested HORSE'S NECK in a 3 minute gory amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   4 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   7 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        23 -  16 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  16 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  26 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 269 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363      14   0  0  117 CORDIALS (718)
SLASHING ATTACK  TURNPIKE 5822              15   2  1  110 NEW YORK (662)
LUNGING ATTACK   FINGER LAKES 5821          14   3  1  108 NEW YORK (662)
STRIKING ATTACK  JOE CORVO 6249              8   1  1   93 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
AIMED BLOW       MUSHROOM 6628              11   7  0   88 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
TOTAL PARRY      KHARONA 6836                6   1  1   53 WRATHMEN XVI (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ERNIE GUUL 6436.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HAUGHA RYDE 6553.  The ten other most popular fighters were FINGER LAKES 5821, 
BEEF 6716, SALLY TURKEL 6858, TOBEORNOTTOBE 280, MUSHROOM 6628, KHARONA 6836, 
JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370, TURNPIKE 5822, FOUR EYES 281, and MIROI CHANG 2936.

The least popular fighter this week was ZOMBIE 6656.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were H. BILL JIBI 6717, HAM 6626, KALI FLOWER 6636, DA9 6827, BYE 6865, CALM 
LIKE A BOMB 6431, DEVILS ADVOCATE 6403, PROFESSOR OLDER 5825, JALAPENO 6670, and 
WRAITH 6653.