DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/06/2014 Duedate: 03/05/2014
KYR'TERR ARENA
DM-71 TURN-272
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TOBEORNOTTOBE
TOTAL CHAOS (27)
(71-280) [11-5-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOBEORNOTTOBE MOTHER OF PUS
TOTAL CHAOS (27) OUTER GODS (784)
(71-280) [11-5-0,103] (71-6871) [3-0-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERNIE GUUL H. BILL JIBI
THE ZOO (703) THE ZOO (703)
(71-6436) [13-34-0,73] (71-6717) [2-7-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OUTER GODS (784)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OUTER GODS (784) 32
2. TOTAL CHAOS (27) 28 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
3. THE ZOO (703) 3 Unchartered Team
4. SCOTCH (720) 0
5. NEW YORK (662) 0 OUTER GODS (784)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*OUTER GODS (784) 13 2 0 86.7 1/ 1*OUTER GODS (784) 13 2 0
2- 2 SCOTCH (720) 13 2 0 86.7 2/ 2 THE ZOO (703) 6 9 0
3- 3 OTTAWA SENATORS (696) 31 5 2 86.1 3/ 6 TOTAL CHAOS (27) 5 0 0
4- 4 CORDIALS (718) 20 4 1 83.3 4/ 4 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 4 11 0
5- 5 NEW YORK (662) 63 18 3 77.8 5- 5 NEW YORK (662) 3 0 0
6/ 6 TOTAL CHAOS (27) 33 29 1 53.2 6- 3 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753) 3 5 0
7/ 7 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 49 55 1 47.1 7-10*ARENAS II (310) 1 0 0
8- 8 WRATHMEN XVI (780) 13 16 3 44.8 8- 7 OTTAWA SENATORS (696) 1 0 0
9/ 9 THE ZOO (703) 626 832 13 42.9 9- 8 SCOTCH (720) 1 0 0
10-10 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753) 19 31 2 38.0 10-11 WRATHMEN XVI (780) 1 0 0
11-11*ARENAS II (310) 6 14 0 30.0 11- 9 CORDIALS (718) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): TOLBINS HIVE A (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
(turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm walking down a long hallway with giant stone pillars that are flanking my
sides. The hallway seems to go on forever, the wooden doors are two warriors in
fierce battle. Then for some unknown reason, the doors slowly open inwards and
inside the mysterious room is a chair. Not a chair, but a throne, in the middle of
the room. Of which is being illuminated by the sun's rays. As if the gods are
guiding me to my destination. I cautiously walk towards the throne. Slowly up the
steps. And with ease and grace, I sit in the huge throne. A smile creeps onto my
face. Yeah, it's good to be King.
I would like to thank some people for helping me to become your new King, I mean
Duelmaster. So here goes. Thank you to Dirty Girl Scout for losing to me. I would
also like to thank Wraith, Haugha Ryde, Ernie Guul, Professor Older, Tobeornottobe,
Turnpike, and last but not least, Kali Flower for giving me the 23 points that
started my journey to the Duelmaster's throne.
Mushroom
Pizza Toppings
Your Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt KYR'TERR will ever be the same. TOTAL CHAOS stable has parlayed this turn's
3-0-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 3rd place. Good
work, guys! And let's see, MOTHER OF PUS fought BEEF and gained 11 points and
contributed to OUTER GODS' 4-1-0. BEEF has lost to MOTHER OF PUS, falling 10 points,
while helping make PIZZA TOPPINGS a 1-4-0 turn. We should ask TOBEORNOTTOBE about
the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's
now the one to ask. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night,
cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. ZOMBIE SQUADS has cause to stand tall,
as they were KYR'TERR's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided ZOMBIE SQUADS stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was OUTER GODS. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that BEEF from
PIZZA TOPPINGS was KYR'TERR's most challenged warrior this turn.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. A brave warrior does not carry a
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Always good to rest in KYR'TERR, but never good to wear out my
welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in KYR'TERR again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOBEORNOTTOBE 280 11 5 0 103 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TURNPIKE 5822 16 2 1 119 NEW YORK (662)
-JOCK-IN-THE-BOX 6370 13 1 0 113 SCOTCH (720)
-FINGER LAKES 5821 15 3 1 112 NEW YORK (662)
-JOE CORVO 6249 9 1 1 100 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
MUSHROOM 6628 12 9 0 92 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOUR EYES 281 13 7 0 86 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
-DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363 15 1 0 83 CORDIALS (718)
-GRRR 6647 5 2 1 81 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
ERNIE GUUL 6436 13 34 0 73 THE ZOO (703)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825 12 5 0 70 NEW YORK (662)
HAUGHA RYDE 6553 18 14 0 68 THE ZOO (703)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REVOLUTION 6384 8 7 1 63 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
-KHARONA 6836 7 1 1 61 WRATHMEN XVI (780)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIROI CHANG 2936 5 3 0 56 ARENAS II (310)
-WRAITH 6653 6 5 0 51 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALLY TURKEL 6858 6 0 1 47 THE ZOO (703)
HAM 6626 8 13 0 42 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
KALI FLOWER 6636 8 14 0 38 THE ZOO (703)
MOTHER OF PUS 6871 3 0 0 38 OUTER GODS (784)
PINEAPPLE 6627 8 13 0 37 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
JALAPENO 6670 9 6 1 34 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
THE HYDRA 6874 3 0 0 34 OUTER GODS (784)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YIBB-TSTLL 6875 2 1 0 31 OUTER GODS (784)
-ZOMBIE 6656 5 6 0 30 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
CXAXUKLUTH 6872 3 0 0 26 OUTER GODS (784)
-PINK SQUIRREL 6361 2 0 0 26 CORDIALS (718)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873 2 1 0 22 OUTER GODS (784)
H. BILL JIBI 6717 2 7 0 20 THE ZOO (703)
-SILENT MONK 6362 2 0 0 19 CORDIALS (718)
BEEF 6716 3 6 0 18 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-RAY EMERY 6119 2 0 0 18 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-JASON SPEZZA 6116 1 1 0 18 OTTAWA SENATORS (696)
-O'REILY 6826 3 3 1 13 WRATHMEN XVI (780)
-CATSKILL 6667 1 0 0 9 NEW YORK (662)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Zombie -- I don't know aobut you, but I hate long battles. -- Ham
Sally Turkel -- A long good fight. -- Pineapple
Dirty Girl Scout -- Two things. You're no longer undefeated, and you're no longer
the Duelmaster. I am Kyr'Terr's new King. -- Mushroom
P.S. Remember what you wrote for turn 268?
H. Bill Jibi -- You better ice taht ankle or you'll walk with a limp. -- Jalapeno
Kali Flower -- One for one. Maybe we could play Connect Four instead of all this
fighting? -- Beef
And a rousing cheer for the New Year back at you, Warlock. -- Jorja, the Zoo
Mushroom -- You were prophetic. -- Ernie Guul
Beef -- I was tired, I'd been up late the night before, the moon was in the wrong
place in my horoscope, take your pick. -- Kali Flower
Three-two for us, AND you will note, Beef, that I was "up" for our match today. Not
up for lengthy personals, any of us, because it's so darned COLD here, but hey, it's
winter. Cold happens. I just wish firewood happened as inevitably. -- Kali Flower
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOTHER OF PUS devastated BEEF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YIBB-TSTLL slimly lost to SALLY TURKEL in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CXAXUKLUTH unbelievably bested H. BILL JIBI in a popular 7 minute Challenge match.
MUSHROOM was bested by TOBEORNOTTOBE in a popular 1 minute veteran's Title contest.
ERNIE GUUL was demolished by FOUR EYES in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HAUGHA RYDE lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute brutal master's fight.
REVOLUTION devastated PINEAPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KALI FLOWER was overcome by HAM in a 2 minute expert's melee.
THE HYDRA slimly won victory over JALAPENO in a 13 minute duel.
SHUB-NIGGURATH overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 1 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 9 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 15 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 26 - 17 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 22 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 24 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 272 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TOBEORNOTTOBE 280 11 5 0 103 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
AIMED BLOW MUSHROOM 6628 12 9 0 92 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
STRIKING ATTACK HAUGHA RYDE 6553 18 14 0 68 THE ZOO (703)
WALL OF STEEL SALLY TURKEL 6858 6 0 1 47 THE ZOO (703)
BASHING ATTACK JALAPENO 6670 9 6 1 34 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
TOTAL PARRY THE HYDRA 6874 3 0 0 34 OUTER GODS (784)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERNIE GUUL 6436. The most popular warrior this turn
was H. BILL JIBI 6717. The ten other most popular fighters were YIBB-TSTLL 6875,
SALLY TURKEL 6858, TOBEORNOTTOBE 280, REVOLUTION 6384, MOTHER OF PUS 6871, MUSHROOM
6628, FOUR EYES 281, KALI FLOWER 6636, HAM 6626, and SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873.
The least popular fighter this week was THE HYDRA 6874. The other ten least popular
fighters were JALAPENO 6670, PINEAPPLE 6627, HAUGHA RYDE 6553, CXAXUKLUTH 6872, BEEF
6716, ERNIE GUUL 6436, SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873, HAM 6626, KALI FLOWER 6636, and FOUR EYES
281.