DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2014 Duedate: 04/30/2014
KYR'TERR ARENA
DM-71 TURN-274
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MUSHROOM
PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
(71-6628) [14-9-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MUSHROOM SHUB-NIGGURATH
PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) OUTER GODS (784)
(71-6628) [14-9-0,114] (71-6873) [4-1-0,45]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERNIE GUUL JALAPENO
THE ZOO (703) PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
(71-6436) [14-35-0,78] (71-6670) [10-7-1,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OUTER GODS (784)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OUTER GODS (784) 29
2. THE ZOO (703) 19 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
3. PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 9 Unchartered Team
4. TOTAL CHAOS (27) 0
OUTER GODS (784)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*OUTER GODS (784) 18 6 1 75.0 1/ 1*OUTER GODS (784) 9 5 1
2- 3 TOTAL CHAOS (27) 35 30 1 53.8 2/ 3 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 7 8 0
3/ 4 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 55 59 1 48.2 3- 4 TOTAL CHAOS (27) 5 1 0
4/ 5 THE ZOO (703) 630 838 13 42.9 4/ 2 THE ZOO (703) 5 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 370): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 345): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 326): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 275): WONTON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 90): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 272): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 370): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 345): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 326): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 275): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 90): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 272): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
(turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 275): WONTON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 90): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
(turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Have you ever looked up into the sky and wondered where the universe ends?
Well, I can tell you that answer. It ends with me. I am your universe, your King.
And there shall be no trouble in my kingdom.
And thanks need to be tgiven to Tobeornottobe for looking after my kingdom in my
absence. But no need to worry, my loyal peasants, for I have returned.
Drinks are on me at the local tavern. And I now legalize gambling, so I'll see
you at the craps table. And maybe if you ask me nicely, I'll teach you to play craps
the right way and win lots of money.
Mushroom
Pizza Toppings
Duelmaster of Kyr'Terr
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KYR'TERR to see
what's new. MVP award for SHUB-NIGGURATH? OUTER GODS' proud of her after beating
KALI FLOWER and getting 18 points. Talk about yer major upsets! HAM's match with
SALLY TURKEL cost him a loss of 12 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think MUSHROOM should let ERNIE GUUL be Duelmaster for a while, without
fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?
Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THE ZOO was the most avoided team. Is a 630-838-13 record really
that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why OUTER GODS' been avoiding THE ZOO so
much? Or is it just that they're too scared?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? It was kind of sad, seeing old H. BILL JIBI stumbling around the arena,
before MOTHER OF PUS finished him off. Oh well! Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. KYR'TERR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUSHROOM 6628 14 9 0 114 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOBEORNOTTOBE 280 11 6 0 93 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOUR EYES 281 14 7 0 89 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
HAUGHA RYDE 6553 19 15 0 81 THE ZOO (703)
ERNIE GUUL 6436 14 35 0 78 THE ZOO (703)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REVOLUTION 6384 9 7 1 66 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALLY TURKEL 6858 7 1 1 56 THE ZOO (703)
-THE HYDRA 6874 4 0 0 49 OUTER GODS (784)
JALAPENO 6670 10 7 1 47 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873 4 1 0 45 OUTER GODS (784)
PINEAPPLE 6627 10 13 0 43 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
KALI FLOWER 6636 9 15 0 42 THE ZOO (703)
HAM 6626 9 14 0 41 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
MOTHER OF PUS 6871 4 1 1 37 OUTER GODS (784)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CXAXUKLUTH 6872 4 1 0 26 OUTER GODS (784)
YIBB-TSTLL 6875 2 3 0 26 OUTER GODS (784)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANCHOVY JR 6879 0 1 0 1 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
H. BILL JIBI 6717 2 9 0 THE ZOO 703 MOTHER OF PUS 6871 274
PERSONAL ADS
Mother of Pus -- I liked the challenge, loved the win. -- Ham
Cxaxukluth -- I didn't bring a bag lunch to this fight. -- Pineapple
Tobeornottobe -- I am the top dog in this arena. -- Mushroom
Revolution -- That's funny, we have the same win/loss record. -- Jalapeno
R.I.P. Beef 6-27-13 to 3-6-14.
Ham -- That would require a strategy change. Not likely to happen. -- Kali Flower
Pizza Toppings -- Warmer now here, and raining. Looks like fog at the moment, too.
Still, we're pretty sure spring has sprung. About time! This winter was bad. -- the
Zoo
One-four again, unless I'm reading the newsletter wrong. Which is possible. It's
been one of THOSE days. No, by golly, it's TWO-THREE! What an enormous improvement!
Standbys (defeated one), Outer Gods (1-2), and a little Chaos (a loss). We've had
worse, such as last time. This must be a sign of spring! -- Ernie Gull
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MUSHROOM devastated ERNIE GUUL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HAUGHA RYDE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PINEAPPLE defeated YIBB-TSTLL in a 2 minute master vs. amateur duel.
KALI FLOWER was overpowered by SHUB-NIGGURATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SALLY TURKEL devastated HAM in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
JALAPENO savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
MOTHER OF PUS easily killed H. BILL JIBI in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CXAXUKLUTH vanquished ANCHOVY JR in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 8 - 1 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 13 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 17 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 21 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 274 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MUSHROOM 6628 14 9 0 114 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
STRIKING ATTACK HAUGHA RYDE 6553 19 15 0 81 THE ZOO (703)
WALL OF STEEL SALLY TURKEL 6858 7 1 1 56 THE ZOO (703)
BASHING ATTACK JALAPENO 6670 10 7 1 47 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
LUNGING ATTACK SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873 4 1 0 45 OUTER GODS (784)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERNIE GUUL 6436. The most popular warrior this turn
was JALAPENO 6670. The ten other most popular fighters were MUSHROOM 6628, PINEAPPLE
6627, HAUGHA RYDE 6553, YIBB-TSTLL 6875, SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873, SALLY TURKEL 6858,
ANCHOVY JR 6879, MOTHER OF PUS 6871, H. BILL JIBI 6717, and CXAXUKLUTH 6872.
The least popular fighter this week was HAM 6626. The other ten least popular
fighters were KALI FLOWER 6636, ERNIE GUUL 6436, CXAXUKLUTH 6872, H. BILL JIBI 6717,
MOTHER OF PUS 6871, ANCHOVY JR 6879, SALLY TURKEL 6858, SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873,
YIBB-TSTLL 6875, and HAUGHA RYDE 6553.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MUSHROOM (71-6628) PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)