DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2014    Duedate: 05/28/2014

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-275

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAUGHA RYDE
THE ZOO (703)
(71-6553) [20-15-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAUGHA RYDE                    SHUB-NIGGURATH
THE ZOO (703)                  OUTER GODS (784)
(71-6553) [20-15-0,95]         (71-6873) [5-1-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAUGHA RYDE                    JALAPENO
THE ZOO (703)                  PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
(71-6553) [20-15-0,95]         (71-6670) [11-7-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUTER GODS (784)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)         54
2. PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)        34      TOTAL CHAOS (27)
3. OUTER GODS (784)            20      Unchartered Team
4. THE ZOO (703)               13
5. TOTAL CHAOS (27)            -9      OUTER GODS (784)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OUTER GODS (784)          21   8  1 72.4   1/ 1*OUTER GODS (784)          8  6 1
 2/ 2 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          36  32  1 52.9   2/ 2 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      8  7 0
 3/ 3 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)      57  62  1 47.9   3/ 4 THE ZOO (703)             6  9 1
 4/ 4 THE ZOO (703)            632 841 14 42.9   4/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       4  1 1
 5/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)       23  32  3 41.8   5/ 3 TOTAL CHAOS (27)          3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 371): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 368): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFELof DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 346): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 327): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SUN QIAN of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 306): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 276): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 91): LUMP of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 273): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 371): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 368): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 346): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 327): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 306): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 275): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 91): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 273): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): MANDORALLEN of PAWN OF PROPHECY (Gentleben, mgr.)
                   (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 275): WONTON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 90): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail KYR'TERR!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, JALAPENO fought SALLY TURKEL and gained 19 points and 
contributed to PIZZA TOPPINGS' 2-3-0.  SALLY TURKEL has lost to JALAPENO, falling 14 
points, while helping make THE ZOO a 2-3-1 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the 
Duelmaster have failed, and MUSHROOM remains KYR'TERR's top warrior for another turn. 
By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
The Welcome Wench?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the PIZZA TOPPINGS stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on KYR'TERR, what are you afraid of?  And avoiding 
PIZZA TOPPINGS more than any other team we find TOTAL CHAOS.  KYR'TERR, are we going 
to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
THE ZOO's warrior HAUGHA RYDE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  I guess it was coming sooner or later, THE ZOO has lost ERNIE GUUL, 
and KYR'TERR is bound to miss him.  For a little while, at least.  A brave warrior 
does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  
Consider well.   
     I like this place, KYR'TERR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. 
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in KYR'TERR and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAUGHA RYDE 6553             20  15  0    95       THE ZOO (703)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRRR 6647                     6   2  2    91       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBEORNOTTOBE 280            11   7  0    87       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 FOUR EYES 281                14   8  0    81       TOTAL CHAOS (27)
 REVOLUTION 6384              10   7  1    71       TOTAL CHAOS (27)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JALAPENO 6670                11   7  1    66       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 WRAITH 6653                   7   5  0    58       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873           5   1  0    58       OUTER GODS (784)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HYDRA 6874                5   0  0    51       OUTER GODS (784)
 PINEAPPLE 6627               10  14  0    44       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 KALI FLOWER 6636              9  16  0    43       THE ZOO (703)
 HAM 6626                      9  15  0    42       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
 SALLY TURKEL 6858             7   2  1    42       THE ZOO (703)
 YIBB-TSTLL 6875               3   3  0    41       OUTER GODS (784)
 ZOMBIE 6656                   6   6  0    38       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTHER OF PUS 6871            4   2  1    30       OUTER GODS (784)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CXAXUKLUTH 6872               4   2  0    23       OUTER GODS (784)
 LAWRENCE 6869                 1   0  0    19       ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
 IGONA KEEN 6880               1   0  1    12       THE ZOO (703)
 ANCHOVY JR 6879               0   2  0     2       PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      IGONA KEEN 6880       275  NONE
ERNIE GUUL 6436        14 36 0 THE ZOO 703          GRRR 6647             275   
H. BILL JIBI 6717       2  9 0 THE ZOO 703          MOTHER OF PUS 6871    274   
BUE 6877                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 753    HIGH ELF              275  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Well, I did not get my fight results and newsletter (as of today, 4/16/14), so
forgive me if I don't respond.  I just hope Mushroom is still the Duelmaster.  And
good luck to everyone else.  Lots of fun. -- Pizza Toppings

Our congratulations to Mushroom.  Good to see you go.  We never did fancy mushrooms
on pizza, or anywhere else.  Too much like tofu. -- Jorja and the Zoo

Mushroom -- Why would I want a lot of money?  There's nothing here to spend it on.
Not ONE good bookstore! -- Ernie Gull

One-four and a death.  Perfect.  Jorja's been trying to talk HER boss into
deactivating this team.  Then we'd be STUCK here with no income.  Not ideal.  I guess
we'd better pull up our socks and fight harder. -- Ernie Gull

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUE was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUSHROOM demolished TOBEORNOTTOBE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
ERNIE GUUL was slaughtered by GRRR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FOUR EYES was defeated by HAUGHA RYDE in a 2 minute veteran's Title fight.
REVOLUTION devastated KALI FLOWER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MOTHER OF PUS was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHUB-NIGGURATH devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE HYDRA outwaited CAPTURED ORC in a crowd boring 9 minute melee.
HAM was outwaited by ZOMBIE in a slow 18 minute gruesome duel.
PINEAPPLE lost to YIBB-TSTLL in a 1 minute fight.
SALLY TURKEL was overpowered by JALAPENO in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
WRAITH demolished CXAXUKLUTH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
ANCHOVY JR was devastated by LAWRENCE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
IGONA KEEN delivered the death blow upon PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 5 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  13 -  2      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  19 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  21 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 275 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HAUGHA RYDE 6553           20  15  0   95 THE ZOO (703)
LUNGING ATTACK   GRRR 6647                   6   2  2   91 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
AIMED BLOW       FOUR EYES 281              14   8  0   81 TOTAL CHAOS (27)
BASHING ATTACK   JALAPENO 6670              11   7  1   66 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
TOTAL PARRY      WRAITH 6653                 7   5  0   58 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SALLY TURKEL 6858           7   2  1   42 THE ZOO (703)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAUGHA RYDE 6553.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JALAPENO 6670.  The ten other most popular fighters were WRAITH 6653, IGONA 
KEEN 6880, HAUGHA RYDE 6553, REVOLUTION 6384, YIBB-TSTLL 6875, TOBEORNOTTOBE 280, 
GRRR 6647, FOUR EYES 281, SHUB-NIGGURATH 6873, and LAWRENCE 6869.

The least popular fighter this week was ZOMBIE 6656.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HAM 6626, THE HYDRA 6874, CXAXUKLUTH 6872, PINEAPPLE 6627, MOTHER OF 
PUS 6871, KALI FLOWER 6636, ERNIE GUUL 6436, ANCHOVY JR 6879, SALLY TURKEL 6858, and 
BUE 6877.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MUSHROOM (71-6628) PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG DADDY KANE 285 (61-48-2)           4  3  0         RAP ATTACKS          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OPAL RAVIOLI 6687 (19-11-0)            1  3  0         011808F              

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRRR 6647 (5-2-1)                      3  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUADS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE HYDRA 6874 (4-0-0)                 3  3  0         OUTER GODS           
KHADAAAN 6814 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         WRATHMEN XXVII       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAWRENCE 6869 (0-0-0)                 12  3  1         ZOMBIE SQUADS        

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MUSHROOM 6628 (14-9-0)                 0  3  0         PIZZA TOPPINGS       

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARBINGER OF WAR 920 (7-3-0)           1  3  0         THE INCARNATES       

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAT THU MOT 919 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         THE INCARNATES