DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2014 Duedate: 01/07/2015
KYR'TERR ARENA
DM-71 TURN-283
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TORNADO GOLFING
BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
(71-6351) [9-2-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TORNADO GOLFING POSITION IS EMPTY
BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
(71-6351) [9-2-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAUGHA RYDE HAUGHA RYDE
THE ZOO (703) THE ZOO (703)
(71-6553) [22-21-0,98] (71-6553) [22-21-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NIGHTHAWKS (387)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE ZOO (703) 29
2. BAD COMBINATIONS (716) 28 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
3. NIGHTHAWKS (387) 7 Unchartered Team
4. AL EAST (765) 0
5. SCOTCH (720) 0 DEATHSGATE (340)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 3 SCOTCH (720) 20 6 1 76.9 1/ 2 NIGHTHAWKS (387) 9 6 3
2/ 2 BAD COMBINATIONS (716) 34 11 1 75.6 2/ 1 BAD COMBINATIONS (716) 7 4 1
3- 4*AL EAST (765) 7 5 0 58.3 3/ 3 THE ZOO (703) 6 9 0
4- 5 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 65 84 1 43.6 4- 4*AL EAST (765) 2 0 0
5/ 6 THE ZOO (703) 649 864 15 42.9 5- 5 SCOTCH (720) 2 1 1
6- 7 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753) 32 45 3 41.6 6- 7 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753) 2 2 0
7/ 8 NIGHTHAWKS (387) 88 154 14 36.4 7- 6 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
KYR'TERR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, BAD COMBINATIONS, since
NIGHTHAWKS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see JUMPIN' JIMMINY win a fight and gain 16 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER beat BALLROOM DENTISTRY and BALLROOM DENTISTRY
lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. KESTEREL challenged KYR'TERR's Duelmaster
for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life, KYR'TERR may be
getting bland, as TORNADO GOLFING stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes,
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?
Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. NIGHTHAWKS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it
looks like BAD COMBINATIONS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, KESTEREL was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Whoa! I'll even buy OJ ON LAPTOP a drink
tonight! Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good
side! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with
you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in KYR'TERR to get a drink than The Welcome
Wench! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks,
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TORNADO GOLFING 6351 9 2 0 123 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAUGHA RYDE 6553 22 21 0 98 THE ZOO (703)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KESTEREL 5950 12 7 0 88 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
-GRRR 6647 7 7 2 81 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350 13 3 0 80 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-WRAITH 6653 11 7 0 80 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353 11 5 0 66 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
DAGGER 6031 8 5 1 66 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
-RED SOX 6745 5 1 0 66 AL EAST (765)
-HAM 6626 11 19 0 65 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-PINEAPPLE 6627 12 18 0 61 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JALAPENO 6670 12 12 1 55 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
KALI FLOWER 6636 11 22 0 55 THE ZOO (703)
RONEN 6048 6 4 1 54 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
SALLY TURKEL 6858 11 6 2 47 THE ZOO (703)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OJ ON LAPTOP 6886 1 0 1 33 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-ORIOLE 6747 2 4 0 27 AL EAST (765)
DIS 6896 3 0 1 26 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
HANSON FOXXE 6883 5 3 0 25 THE ZOO (703)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUMPIN' JIMMINY 6898 1 1 0 17 THE ZOO (703)
-STINKY FEET 6885 2 1 0 11 ZOMBIE SQUADS (753)
WARHAWK 6893 2 2 2 10 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
-GREEN PEPPER 6881 2 4 0 10 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
-ANCHOVY JR 6879 1 7 0 10 PIZZA TOPPINGS (751)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AT-HOME SURGERY 6352 0 1 0 BAD COMBINATIONS 716 DARK CHAMPION 283 NONE
SPYMASTER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA OJ ON LAPTOP 6886 283 NONE
IGONA KEEN 6880 4 3 1 THE ZOO 703 DAGGER 6031 281
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the participants in the summer tourney. -- Jorja and the Zoo
P.S. We'll salute the participants in the autumn tourney probably next time.
Dagger -- Yeah, we know, but it does happen. Those aren't rubber swords we're
carrying. -- the warriors of The Zoo
Warhawk -- You're always welcome! -- Hanson Foxxe
Two-three, huh. The new guy had better shape up fast! -- Haugha Ryde
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OJ ON LAPTOP butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AT-HOME SURGERY was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KESTEREL was handily defeated by TORNADO GOLFING in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT was devastated by HAUGHA RYDE in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
DAGGER devastated KALI FLOWER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BALLROOM DENTISTRY was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute struggle.
RONEN overpowered HANSON FOXXE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SALLY TURKEL overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JUMPIN' JIMMINY won victory over WARHAWK in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
DIS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 13 - 4 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 12 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 18 - 20 - 4 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 - 2 28 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 283 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO GOLFING 6351 9 2 0 123 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
TOTAL PARRY KESTEREL 5950 12 7 0 88 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
WALL OF STEEL BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350 13 3 0 80 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
AIMED BLOW DAGGER 6031 8 5 1 66 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
SLASHING ATTACK RONEN 6048 6 4 1 54 NIGHTHAWKS (387)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAUGHA RYDE 6553. The most popular warrior this
turn was HAUGHA RYDE 6553. The ten other most popular fighters were OJ ON LAPTOP
6886, TORNADO GOLFING 6351, DAGGER 6031, BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350, RONEN 6048, SALLY
TURKEL 6858, ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353, JUMPIN' JIMMINY 6898, DIS 6896, and AT-HOME
SURGERY 6352.
The least popular fighter this week was WARHAWK 6893. The other ten least popular
fighters were HANSON FOXXE 6883, KALI FLOWER 6636, KESTEREL 5950, AT-HOME SURGERY
6352, DIS 6896, JUMPIN' JIMMINY 6898, ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353, SALLY TURKEL 6858,
RONEN 6048, and BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BIG DADDY KANE 285 (61-48-2) 5 3 0 RAP ATTACKS
TRYPTOPHAN 5634 (62-57-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OPAL RAVIOLI 6687 (27-18-0) 2 3 0 011808F
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRRR 6647 (7-7-2) 2 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS
MIROI CHANG 2936 (5-3-0) 0 2 0 ARENAS II
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAT THU MOT 919 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD THE INCARNATES
KHADAAAN 6814 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN XXVII
ANCHOVY JR 6879 (1-7-0) 0 2 0 PIZZA TOPPINGS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BINKY 6890 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OUTER SPACE 6093 (2-3-0) 5 3 0 VACANT LOTS
MESSIAH 3306 (5-3-0) 3 3 0 WRATHMEN XIV
MERCURY SABLE 6123 (8-2-1) 1 3 0 OUT OF THIS WORLD
ROAD BLOCK 5863 (12-10-3) 0 2 0 NEW BLOOD
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LAWRENCE 6869 (2-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD ZOMBIE SQUADS
MOTHER OF PUS 6871 (5-4-1) 1 3 0 OUTER GODS
OHFER 6663 (1-2-0) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN XIV
CHRISTINA 3025 (4-1-0) 0 2 0 WRATHMEN XII
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KESHAR 6674 (1-1-1) 2 3 0 WRATHMEN XV
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ESTA 6808 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WRATHEMEN XXVI
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.