DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/15/2015    Duedate: 11/11/2015

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-294

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MIROI CHANG
ARENAS II (310)
(71-2936) [7-3-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EYE OF THE NEEDLE              LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)      SAY AGAIN (760)
(71-3379) [19-11-0,133]        (71-6722) [7-0-1,79]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EYE OF THE NEEDLE              SHIVER
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)      100% CANADIAN (280)
(71-3379) [19-11-0,133]        (71-2632) [6-1-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECOND CHANCES (558)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (811)              45
2. FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)        28      HEART BREAKERS (695)
3. HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)   28      Unchartered Team
4. SECOND CHANCES (558)        26
5. WAR-C-KERS (812)            24      SAY AGAIN (760)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SAY AGAIN (760)            7   0  1  100   1/ 1 SECOND CHANCES (558)      7  7 1
 2/ 0 HEART BREAKERS (695)      17   2  1 89.5   2/ 6 100% CANADIAN (280)       6  3 1
 3- 2 BOMBS AWAY (694)          22   3  5 88.0   3/ 7 WS BATS '05 (698)         4  0 0
 4/ 3 WS BATS '05 (698)         34   7  0 82.9   4/ 0 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  4  1 0
 5/ 4 CORDIALS (718)            25   7  1 78.1   5/ 5*SAY AGAIN (760)           3  0 1
 6- 5 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    40  13  2 75.5   6/ 0*WARCKERS (811)            3  1 2
 7/ 0*WARCKERS (811)             3   1  2 75.0   7/ 8 WS ARMS '05 (699)         3  2 0
 8/ 6 WS ARMS '05 (699)         34  12  3 73.9   8/ 4 CORDIALS (718)            3  2 0
 9/ 7 AL EAST (765)             12   8  0 60.0   9/ 2 AL EAST (765)             3  3 0
10/ 0 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  85  58  1 59.4  10/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)          3  4 0
11/10 100% CANADIAN (280)       40  31  3 56.3  11/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     3  5 2
12- 9 THE CODA (190)           129 102 14 55.8  12/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)           3  5 0
13/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)    219 181 28 54.8  13/10 ARENAS II (310)           2  0 0
14/ 8 SECOND CHANCES (558)      56  47  5 54.4  14- 9 BOMBS AWAY (694)          1  0 1
15/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)         184 166 10 52.6  15/ 0 HEART BREAKERS (695)      1  0 0
16/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)          178 161 11 52.5  16- 3 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    1  0 0
17/12 ARENAS II (310)            8  14  0 36.4  17-12 THE CODA (190)            0  5 0
18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)       0   5  0  0.0  18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)      0  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive 
observation?) as 100% CANADIAN can attest...  The boys at WARCKERS are walking tall, 
as they are ranked 6th on their first try!  Going for the Duelmaster soon?  Practice 
pays for LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN, who pummelled ORC SKIN, to pocket 19 points.  A 
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 
points to I OF THE NEEDLE.  (Discrete enough, SCREAMER?) Now I can't insult MIROI 
CHANG, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me 
if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 100% 
CANADIAN are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of WS ARMS '05, so did that sorry team shy 
from 100% CANADIAN Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, SHIVER is the most challenged warrior.  PINK SQUIRREL 
challenged SHIVER!  Who says CORDIALS are just a bunch of wimps!  PINK SQUIRREL of 
CORDIALS kept hers wits as she was beat by SHIVER.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  The manager at SECOND CHANCES must have some new strategy for sending THOMAS 
JEFFERSON, a warrior with 2-0-0, to the Dark Arena.  Watch this space!  You've heard 
about ORIOLE of AL EAST.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What was a 
4-6-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Sober up, young warriors, and take 
note of ORC SKIN's fate!  LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN of SAY AGAIN handily did her in.  
Experience counts for something on KYR'TERR's sands.  Ask not a spymaster for 
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KYR'TERR is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KYR'TERR farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIROI CHANG 2936              7   3  0    96       ARENAS II (310)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TORNADO GOLFING 6351         11   2  0   141       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379       19  11  0   133       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350      15   3  1   123       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 RICK MONDAY 6110             17   2  1   119       HEART BREAKERS (695)
 AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376       24  11  0   111       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-TITANIUM 7081                 8   5  1   104       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126         17   0  0   100       WS BATS '05 (698)
 FRANK THOMAS 6128            15   6  0    99       WS BATS '05 (698)
 DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        17   1  0    98       CORDIALS (718)
 DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133        14   5  1    93       WS ARMS '05 (699)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353     13   5  0    83       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN 6722     7   0  1    79       SAY AGAIN (760)
 I OF THE NEEDLE 3377         11  13  0    77       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 RED SOX 6745                  8   2  0    71       AL EAST (765)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIVER 2632                   6   1  0    61       100% CANADIAN (280)
 BAR-B-DOO 7071               10   3  0    60       WAR-C-KERS (812)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBBY JENKS 6134             12   5  0    59       WS ARMS '05 (699)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIZZARD 2827                 5   0  2    51       100% CANADIAN (280)
 SCREAMER 7203                 7   2  0    48       HOME LIFE (818)
-LANCASTER 6103                4   0  0    45       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 PINK SQUIRREL 6361            4   2  0    38       CORDIALS (718)
 I OF THE NEE DULL 6150        4   1  0    38       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILENT MONK 6362              3   0  0    31       CORDIALS (718)
 SHE SCREAMS 7196              6   2  0    29       HOME LIFE (818)
 SAM ADAMS 5138                2   7  1    29       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 AGAIN 7187                    4   1  0    28       HOME LIFE (818)
 HORRIBLE 7128                 5   4  1    25       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             2   1  0    23       WS BATS '05 (698)
-STRATOFORTRESS 6104           3   1  0    20       BOMBS AWAY (694)
 PATRICK HENRY 5136            3   2  0    19       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 YELLOW HEAD 7048              2   0  0    17       100% CANADIAN (280)
 PUZZLE PIECE 7257             1   0  0    16       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 PEPPER 7058                   1   0  0    15       WARCKERS (811)
 SHAGGY 7059                   1   0  1    14       WARCKERS (811)
 BAD APPLE 7255                1   0  0    13       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 ELECTRIC 7057                 1   0  1    12       WARCKERS (811)
-DARNELL 7063                  1   1  0     6       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 JUDGEMENT STRIKES 7011        0   1  0     1       FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      SHAGGY 7059           294  NONE
HEDIES 7256             0  1 0 100% CANADIAN 280    STONE GOLEM           294  NONE
ORIOLE 6747             4  6 0 AL EAST 765          BLIZZARD 2827         294   
CHERRY KISS 6864        0  1 0 CORDIALS 718         JAYHAWK 7040          291   
R 7009                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805   SPYMASTER             294  NONE
S 7008                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805   WURM KIN              294  NONE
T 7010                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805   ARENAMASTER           294  NONE
U 7012                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805   MOUNTAIN TROLL        294  NONE
I OF THE KNEE DU 6302   0  1 0 HAZAARDS OF CLON 373 ELECTRIC 7057         294   
HEDIES 7259             0  1 0 HOME LIFE 818        SPYMASTER             294  NONE
SHEDIES 7260            0  1 0 HOME LIFE 818        STONE GOLEM           294  NONE
DAGGER 6031            13  8 2 NIGHTHAWKS 387       BALLROOM DENTIST 6350 291   
HEDIES 7254             0  1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   ARENAMASTER           294  NONE
THOMAS JEFFERSON 5135   2  1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   BANDIT PRINCE         294  NONE
HEDIES 7251             0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  WURM KIN              294  NONE
ORC SKIN 7126           5  3 2 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  LADY REDUNDANT W 6722 294   
SEED 7124               2  3 1 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  DARK CHAMPION         294  NONE
SHEDIES 7252            0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  SHEWISH GIANT         294  NONE
LITTLE WING 6908        2  1 0 TRIBE FRACTAL LU 785 VEDA 6912             290  NOT REVENGED
HEDIES 7258             0  1 0 WAR-C-KERS 812       WURM KIN              294  NONE
X 7055                  0  1 0 WARCKERS 811         SHEWISH GIANT         294  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEED was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THOMAS JEFFERSON was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 2 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
X was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HEDIES was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
U was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHEDIES was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
T was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
R was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SHEDIES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
S was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PINK SQUIRREL was savagely defeated by SHIVER in a 5 minute Challenge match.
ORIOLE was assassinated by BLIZZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RED SOX was devastated by MIROI CHANG in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
FRANK THOMAS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCOTT PODSEDNIK overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a tiring 5 minute expert's fight.
RICK MONDAY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
EYE OF THE NEEDLE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AYE OF THE NEEDLE beat M. CHARDINEE in a 6 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DUSTIN HERMANSON devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
I OF THE NEEDLE demolished SCREAMER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN slaughtered ORC SKIN in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BOBBY JENKS defeated SAM ADAMS in a popular 1 minute match.
BAR-B-DOO overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PATRICK HENRY was overpowered by I OF THE NEE DULL in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
HORRIBLE defeated CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute match.
SHE SCREAMS vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AGAIN handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YELLOW HEAD narrowly defeated JUDGEMENT STRIKES in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
I OF THE KNEE DULL was assassinated by ELECTRIC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BAD APPLE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUZZLE PIECE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
PEPPER overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
SHAGGY slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  12 -  4      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  13 -  5      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  2      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  22 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 294 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         4  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MIROI CHANG 2936            7   3  0   96 ARENAS II (310)
PARRY-LUNGE      EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379     19  11  0  133 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
LUNGING ATTACK   RICK MONDAY 6110           17   2  1  119 HEART BREAKERS (695)
TOTAL PARRY      AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376     24  11  0  111 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
WALL OF STEEL    FRANK THOMAS 6128          15   6  0   99 WS BATS '05 (698)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHIVER 2632                 6   1  0   61 100% CANADIAN (280)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLIZZARD 2827               5   0  2   51 100% CANADIAN (280)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SHIVER 2632.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIROI CHANG 
2936, RICK MONDAY 6110, EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379, DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133, DIRTY GIRL 
SCOUT 6363, I OF THE NEEDLE 3377, LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN 6722, BOBBY JENKS 6134, 
PATRICK HENRY 5136, and YELLOW HEAD 7048.

The least popular fighter this week was SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HEDIES 7256, I OF THE NEE DULL 6150, ORC SKIN 7126, SCREAMER 
7203, RED SOX 6745, ORIOLE 6747, S 7008, SHEDIES 7260, HEDIES 7254, and R 7009.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EYE OF THE NEEDLE (71-3379) HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
AYE OF THE NEEDLE (71-3376) HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes