DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/15/2015 Duedate: 11/11/2015
KYR'TERR ARENA
DM-71 TURN-294
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MIROI CHANG
ARENAS II (310)
(71-2936) [7-3-0,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EYE OF THE NEEDLE LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) SAY AGAIN (760)
(71-3379) [19-11-0,133] (71-6722) [7-0-1,79]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EYE OF THE NEEDLE SHIVER
HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 100% CANADIAN (280)
(71-3379) [19-11-0,133] (71-2632) [6-1-0,61]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SECOND CHANCES (558)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (811) 45
2. FEAR FACTORY 6 (805) 28 HEART BREAKERS (695)
3. HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 28 Unchartered Team
4. SECOND CHANCES (558) 26
5. WAR-C-KERS (812) 24 SAY AGAIN (760)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SAY AGAIN (760) 7 0 1 100 1/ 1 SECOND CHANCES (558) 7 7 1
2/ 0 HEART BREAKERS (695) 17 2 1 89.5 2/ 6 100% CANADIAN (280) 6 3 1
3- 2 BOMBS AWAY (694) 22 3 5 88.0 3/ 7 WS BATS '05 (698) 4 0 0
4/ 3 WS BATS '05 (698) 34 7 0 82.9 4/ 0 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 4 1 0
5/ 4 CORDIALS (718) 25 7 1 78.1 5/ 5*SAY AGAIN (760) 3 0 1
6- 5 BAD COMBINATIONS (716) 40 13 2 75.5 6/ 0*WARCKERS (811) 3 1 2
7/ 0*WARCKERS (811) 3 1 2 75.0 7/ 8 WS ARMS '05 (699) 3 2 0
8/ 6 WS ARMS '05 (699) 34 12 3 73.9 8/ 4 CORDIALS (718) 3 2 0
9/ 7 AL EAST (765) 12 8 0 60.0 9/ 2 AL EAST (765) 3 3 0
10/ 0 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 85 58 1 59.4 10/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812) 3 4 0
11/10 100% CANADIAN (280) 40 31 3 56.3 11/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817) 3 5 2
12- 9 THE CODA (190) 129 102 14 55.8 12/ 0 HOME LIFE (818) 3 5 0
13/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817) 219 181 28 54.8 13/10 ARENAS II (310) 2 0 0
14/ 8 SECOND CHANCES (558) 56 47 5 54.4 14- 9 BOMBS AWAY (694) 1 0 1
15/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812) 184 166 10 52.6 15/ 0 HEART BREAKERS (695) 1 0 0
16/ 0 HOME LIFE (818) 178 161 11 52.5 16- 3 BAD COMBINATIONS (716) 1 0 0
17/12 ARENAS II (310) 8 14 0 36.4 17-12 THE CODA (190) 0 5 0
18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805) 0 5 0 0.0 18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 6 (805) 0 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as 100% CANADIAN can attest... The boys at WARCKERS are walking tall,
as they are ranked 6th on their first try! Going for the Duelmaster soon? Practice
pays for LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN, who pummelled ORC SKIN, to pocket 19 points. A
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8
points to I OF THE NEEDLE. (Discrete enough, SCREAMER?) Now I can't insult MIROI
CHANG, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me
if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls
and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 100%
CANADIAN are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of WS ARMS '05, so did that sorry team shy
from 100% CANADIAN Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral
hygiene? Whatever it is, SHIVER is the most challenged warrior. PINK SQUIRREL
challenged SHIVER! Who says CORDIALS are just a bunch of wimps! PINK SQUIRREL of
CORDIALS kept hers wits as she was beat by SHIVER.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! The manager at SECOND CHANCES must have some new strategy for sending THOMAS
JEFFERSON, a warrior with 2-0-0, to the Dark Arena. Watch this space! You've heard
about ORIOLE of AL EAST. Death plays no favorites, and neither do I. What was a
4-6-0 doing on the fields in the first place? Sober up, young warriors, and take
note of ORC SKIN's fate! LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN of SAY AGAIN handily did her in.
Experience counts for something on KYR'TERR's sands. Ask not a spymaster for
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in KYR'TERR is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KYR'TERR farewell--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIROI CHANG 2936 7 3 0 96 ARENAS II (310)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TORNADO GOLFING 6351 11 2 0 141 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379 19 11 0 133 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-BALLROOM DENTISTRY 6350 15 3 1 123 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
RICK MONDAY 6110 17 2 1 119 HEART BREAKERS (695)
AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376 24 11 0 111 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-TITANIUM 7081 8 5 1 104 WAR-C-KERS (812)
SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126 17 0 0 100 WS BATS '05 (698)
FRANK THOMAS 6128 15 6 0 99 WS BATS '05 (698)
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363 17 1 0 98 CORDIALS (718)
DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133 14 5 1 93 WS ARMS '05 (699)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353 13 5 0 83 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN 6722 7 0 1 79 SAY AGAIN (760)
I OF THE NEEDLE 3377 11 13 0 77 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
RED SOX 6745 8 2 0 71 AL EAST (765)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHIVER 2632 6 1 0 61 100% CANADIAN (280)
BAR-B-DOO 7071 10 3 0 60 WAR-C-KERS (812)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOBBY JENKS 6134 12 5 0 59 WS ARMS '05 (699)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLIZZARD 2827 5 0 2 51 100% CANADIAN (280)
SCREAMER 7203 7 2 0 48 HOME LIFE (818)
-LANCASTER 6103 4 0 0 45 BOMBS AWAY (694)
PINK SQUIRREL 6361 4 2 0 38 CORDIALS (718)
I OF THE NEE DULL 6150 4 1 0 38 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SILENT MONK 6362 3 0 0 31 CORDIALS (718)
SHE SCREAMS 7196 6 2 0 29 HOME LIFE (818)
SAM ADAMS 5138 2 7 1 29 SECOND CHANCES (558)
AGAIN 7187 4 1 0 28 HOME LIFE (818)
HORRIBLE 7128 5 4 1 25 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAUL KONERKO 6125 2 1 0 23 WS BATS '05 (698)
-STRATOFORTRESS 6104 3 1 0 20 BOMBS AWAY (694)
PATRICK HENRY 5136 3 2 0 19 SECOND CHANCES (558)
YELLOW HEAD 7048 2 0 0 17 100% CANADIAN (280)
PUZZLE PIECE 7257 1 0 0 16 WAR-C-KERS (812)
PEPPER 7058 1 0 0 15 WARCKERS (811)
SHAGGY 7059 1 0 1 14 WARCKERS (811)
BAD APPLE 7255 1 0 0 13 SECOND CHANCES (558)
ELECTRIC 7057 1 0 1 12 WARCKERS (811)
-DARNELL 7063 1 1 0 6 WAR-C-KERS (812)
JUDGEMENT STRIKES 7011 0 1 0 1 FEAR FACTORY 6 (805)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 SHAGGY 7059 294 NONE
HEDIES 7256 0 1 0 100% CANADIAN 280 STONE GOLEM 294 NONE
ORIOLE 6747 4 6 0 AL EAST 765 BLIZZARD 2827 294
CHERRY KISS 6864 0 1 0 CORDIALS 718 JAYHAWK 7040 291
R 7009 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805 SPYMASTER 294 NONE
S 7008 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805 WURM KIN 294 NONE
T 7010 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805 ARENAMASTER 294 NONE
U 7012 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 805 MOUNTAIN TROLL 294 NONE
I OF THE KNEE DU 6302 0 1 0 HAZAARDS OF CLON 373 ELECTRIC 7057 294
HEDIES 7259 0 1 0 HOME LIFE 818 SPYMASTER 294 NONE
SHEDIES 7260 0 1 0 HOME LIFE 818 STONE GOLEM 294 NONE
DAGGER 6031 13 8 2 NIGHTHAWKS 387 BALLROOM DENTIST 6350 291
HEDIES 7254 0 1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558 ARENAMASTER 294 NONE
THOMAS JEFFERSON 5135 2 1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558 BANDIT PRINCE 294 NONE
HEDIES 7251 0 1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817 WURM KIN 294 NONE
ORC SKIN 7126 5 3 2 SHERWOOD FOREST 817 LADY REDUNDANT W 6722 294
SEED 7124 2 3 1 SHERWOOD FOREST 817 DARK CHAMPION 294 NONE
SHEDIES 7252 0 1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817 SHEWISH GIANT 294 NONE
LITTLE WING 6908 2 1 0 TRIBE FRACTAL LU 785 VEDA 6912 290 NOT REVENGED
HEDIES 7258 0 1 0 WAR-C-KERS 812 WURM KIN 294 NONE
X 7055 0 1 0 WARCKERS 811 SHEWISH GIANT 294 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEED was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THOMAS JEFFERSON was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 2 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
X was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HEDIES was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
U was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHEDIES was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
T was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
R was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SHEDIES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
S was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PINK SQUIRREL was savagely defeated by SHIVER in a 5 minute Challenge match.
ORIOLE was assassinated by BLIZZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
RED SOX was devastated by MIROI CHANG in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
FRANK THOMAS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCOTT PODSEDNIK overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a tiring 5 minute expert's fight.
RICK MONDAY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
EYE OF THE NEEDLE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AYE OF THE NEEDLE beat M. CHARDINEE in a 6 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY GIRL SCOUT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DUSTIN HERMANSON devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
I OF THE NEEDLE demolished SCREAMER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN slaughtered ORC SKIN in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BOBBY JENKS defeated SAM ADAMS in a popular 1 minute match.
BAR-B-DOO overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PATRICK HENRY was overpowered by I OF THE NEE DULL in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
HORRIBLE defeated CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute match.
SHE SCREAMS vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AGAIN handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YELLOW HEAD narrowly defeated JUDGEMENT STRIKES in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
I OF THE KNEE DULL was assassinated by ELECTRIC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BAD APPLE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUZZLE PIECE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
PEPPER overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.
SHAGGY slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 3 - 1 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 12 - 4 66 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 18 - 13 - 5 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 2 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 22 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 294 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MIROI CHANG 2936 7 3 0 96 ARENAS II (310)
PARRY-LUNGE EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379 19 11 0 133 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
LUNGING ATTACK RICK MONDAY 6110 17 2 1 119 HEART BREAKERS (695)
TOTAL PARRY AYE OF THE NEEDLE 3376 24 11 0 111 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
WALL OF STEEL FRANK THOMAS 6128 15 6 0 99 WS BATS '05 (698)
PARRY-STRIKE SHIVER 2632 6 1 0 61 100% CANADIAN (280)
SLASHING ATTACK BLIZZARD 2827 5 0 2 51 100% CANADIAN (280)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379. The most popular warrior
this turn was SHIVER 2632. The ten other most popular fighters were MIROI CHANG
2936, RICK MONDAY 6110, EYE OF THE NEEDLE 3379, DUSTIN HERMANSON 6133, DIRTY GIRL
SCOUT 6363, I OF THE NEEDLE 3377, LADY REDUNDANT WOMAN 6722, BOBBY JENKS 6134,
PATRICK HENRY 5136, and YELLOW HEAD 7048.
The least popular fighter this week was SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126. The other ten least
popular fighters were HEDIES 7256, I OF THE NEE DULL 6150, ORC SKIN 7126, SCREAMER
7203, RED SOX 6745, ORIOLE 6747, S 7008, SHEDIES 7260, HEDIES 7254, and R 7009.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EYE OF THE NEEDLE (71-3379) HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
AYE OF THE NEEDLE (71-3376) HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes