DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2021    Duedate: 05/05/2021

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-364

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GEE WHIZZ
JURINE SAMPLE (982)
(71-8558) [7-2-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT            CRAZY LITTLE THING
BAD COMBINATIONS (716)         FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)
(71-6353) [36-10-0,150]        (71-8575) [3-1-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PINK SQUIRREL                  A TAD INEBRIATED
CORDIALS (718)                 F IS FOR FROG (997)
(71-6361) [25-10-0,114]        (71-8675) [6-3-0,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JURINE SAMPLE (982)         35
2. CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)    21      WILD WINGS (910)
3. FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)         21      Unchartered Team
4. INSANE REIGN (664)          20
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)    20      GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MAD HOUSE 4 (973)          3   0  2  100   1/ 2 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  8  1 0
 2/ 2*GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)         2   0  0  100   2/ 1 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    8  1 0
 3/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)   1   0  1  100   3/ 4 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   5  0 0
 4- 3*PORKY'S II (979)           1   0  0  100   4/ 5 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    5  4 0
 5- 4*CANADIAN ARTISTS 8 (984)   1   0  0  100   5/ 3 F IS FOR FROG (997)       4  4 0
 6/ 5 WILD WINGS (910)          12   1  1 92.3   6/14*FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)  3  0 0
 7- 6 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       11   1  1 91.7   7/ 6 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    3  0 0
 8- 7 HEART BREAKERS (695)      25   5  1 83.3   8/15 WS ARMS '05 (699)         3  0 0
 9/ 8 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    17   4  0 81.0   9/ 8 CORDIALS (718)            3  0 0
10- 9 NEW YORK (662)            76  22  4 77.6  10/17*FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)       2  0 2
11-10 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       13   4  0 76.5  11/21*CANADIAN ARTISTS I (980)  2  0 1
12/17*CANADIAN ARTISTS I (980)   3   1  1 75.0  12/18*GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)        2  0 0
13/11 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   73  28  4 72.3  13- 7 NEW YORK (662)            2  0 0
14/12 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)   109  45  6 70.8  14/ 0 INSANE REIGN (664)        2  0 0
15/13 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    60  25  6 70.6  15/12 WILD WINGS (910)          2  1 0
16/14 CORDIALS (718)            67  28  2 70.5  16- 9 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       2  1 0
17/15 WS ARMS '05 (699)         47  20  4 70.1  17/13 JURINE SAMPLE (982)       2  1 0
18-16 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        10   5  1 66.7  18-10 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)    2   1  0 66.7  19/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)  1  0 1
20/18 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 145  92  3 61.2  20-19*MAD HOUSE 4 (973)         1  0 0
21-20 FECAL FURY (995)          10   7  0 58.8  21-20*PORKY'S II (979)          1  0 0
22/22*FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)   4   3  0 57.1  22-22*CANADIAN ARTISTS 8 (984)  1  0 0
23/21 JURINE SAMPLE (982)        7   6  0 53.8  23/11*FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)  1  1 0
24/19*FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)   3   3  0 50.0  24-26 HEART BREAKERS (695)      1  1 0
25/27*FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)        2   2  2 50.0  25-16 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        1  1 0
26/23 F IS FOR FROG (997)      121 126  4 49.0  26/24 CORONA BOREALIS (941)     1  2 0
27/25 CORONA BOREALIS (941)      9  12  0 42.9  27/25 DELPHINUS (945)           1  2 0
28/24 DUNGEON CELL (989)        45  64  2 41.3  28/27 HERCULES (944)            0  3 0
29/ 0 INSANE REIGN (664)        28  43  3 39.4  29/28 DUNGEON CELL (989)        0  3 0
30/26 DELPHINUS (945)            8  14  0 36.4  30-23 FECAL FURY (995)          0  1 0
31/28 HERCULES (944)             5  17  1 22.7  31/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KYR'TERR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Look out below!  FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 is 
on the way down, falling to 23rd from 11th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see TONE DEAF win a fight and gain 21 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CRAZY LITTLE THING beat KNEE OF THE IDLE and KNEE OF THE IDLE 
lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the 
new, as GEE WHIZZ takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  
Where do they get this stuff?  From KYR'TERR's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KYR'TERR, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
JURINE SAMPLE the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it 
looks like HAZAARDS OF CLONING avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, A TAD INEBRIATED 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and 
girls, ROTANEV of DELPHINUS has added the final loss to his 8-12-0.  Tee hee!  Honor 
is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the KYR'TERR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of KYR'TERR.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEE WHIZZ 8558                7   2  0   115       JURINE SAMPLE (982)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353     36  10  0   150       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-FINGER LAKES 5821            17   3  1   120       NEW YORK (662)
 PINK SQUIRREL 6361           25  10  0   114       CORDIALS (718)
 WIND SPEAKER 7549            17   4  0   114       SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         20   7  0   104       NEW YORK (662)
-KING NEPTUNE 6122            15   5  2   104       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 I OF THE NEE DULL 6150       23   7  0   102       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        18   1  0   102       CORDIALS (718)
 BOBBY JENKS 6134             18  12  0   101       WS ARMS '05 (699)
-GRAND CANYON 6671             9   1  0   101       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-PERRY SATURN 6121            19   5  1   100       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-LEAKY GLASS 8151             11   0  1   100       BWW ARLINGTON (911)
-SHELDON'S KNOCKING 7599      10   2  2    97       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-VENUS DE MILO 6120           12   8  0    94       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I OF THE KNEE DULL 7297       9   8  0    93       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARS BAR 6124                17   5  0    88       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 TERMINAL FRITZ 8147          12   1  1    85       WILD WINGS (910)
-NATURALIZE 7439              11   2  0    85       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
 A TAD INEBRIATED 8675         6   3  0    78       F IS FOR FROG (997)
 IN YOUR THROAT 8682          16  12  0    77       F IS FOR FROG (997)
 CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851     12   5  0    70       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GREAT PLAIN 6434             11   4  1    70       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-DRAW MUD 8657                 8   6  0    70       FECAL FURY (995)
-CHEATING SPOUSE 8055          7   3  0    70       HEART BREAKERS (695)
-SILENT MONK 6362             14   8  1    69       CORDIALS (718)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE RACK 8597                15  20  0    65       DUNGEON CELL (989)
 CHAOS MAGE 5840               9   8  2    60       INSANE REIGN (664)
-SANTE FE 6008                 9   5  2    57       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUSAKAN 8347                  9  12  0    53       CORONA BOREALIS (941)
-MATT CAIN 6725                8   5  0    53       WS ARMS 2012 (761)
 KNEE OF THE IDOL 8065         8   4  0    53       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 CRAZY LITTLE THING 8575       3   1  0    53       FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)
 TOMBSTONE 6280               10   3  0    50       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 TONE DEAF 8526                2   1  2    48       FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)
 EPILEPTIC SNIPER 7852         7  10  0    39       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928         7   6  1    38       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-KILLJOY 5838                  6   4  1    35       INSANE REIGN (664)
-FRIAR TUCK 7046               5   2  0    34       CORDIALS (718)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARIN 8363                    5  16  1    32       HERCULES (944)
-GRASSHOPPER 7853              4   1  0    31       CORDIALS (718)
 I BELIEVE 8572                3   1  0    29       FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)
-DA1 8509                      1   0  1    29       MAD HOUSE 4 (973)
-CATSKILL 6667                 2   0  0    27       NEW YORK (662)
 AUDIOS 8822                   2   0  0    25       GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAM ANDERSON 8545             3   0  1    23       CANADIAN ARTISTS III (980)
-RABID WOLVERINE 7916          2   1  0    21       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 PAM ANDERSON 8550             1   0  1    21       CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)
-PAM ANDERSON 8566             1   0  0    21       CANADIAN ARTISTS 8 (984)
 GALLOWAY 6493                 1   1  0    20       KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)
-CRAZY CHAOS 5839              3   5  0    18       INSANE REIGN (664)
-HEAD CRUSHER 8613             2   2  0    18       DUNGEON CELL (989)
-ROUTE 66 8748                 2   2  1    17       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 CANNIBAL 8736                 1   1  0    17       INSANE REIGN (664)
-PISS POOR 8811                1   0  0    16       FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)
-HONEYWELL 8808                1   0  0    15       PORKY'S II (979)
-ANITA BATH 8752               1   0  0    15       MAD HOUSE 4 (973)
-CLAW 7438                     2   2  0    11       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
-OXFORD 6494                   1   0  0     9       KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)
-MERCURY THERMOMETER 8750      2   2  0     8       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      PAM ANDERSON 8550     364  NONE
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      PAM ANDERSON 8545     364  NONE
GREAT BIG SEA 8217      2  1 0 100% CANADIAN 280    ROUTE 66 8748         360  NONE
ROTANEV 8367            8 13 0 DELPHINUS 945        TONE DEAF 8526        364   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOADALLY AWESOME 8678   2  6 0 F IS FOR FROG 997    TONE DEAF 8526        363   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TERMINAL FRITZ unbelievably bested A TAD INEBRIATED in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
CAFFEINATED TODDLER savagely defeated THE RACK in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT was vanquished by GEE WHIZZ in a 2 minute mismatched Title brawl.
I OF THE NEE DULL savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute mismatched match.
WIND SPEAKER slimly won victory over VETERAN MERCENARY in a 13 minute fight.
BOBBY JENKS viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
PINK SQUIRREL won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
IN YOUR THROAT was viciously subdued by MARS BAR in a dull 22 minute expert's fight.
CHAOS MAGE overpowered SARIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
TOMBSTONE beat I BELIEVE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
NUSAKAN demolished EPILEPTIC SNIPER in a 3 minute bloody mismatched competition.
KNEE OF THE IDOL savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 13 minute match.
KNEE OF THE IDLE was overpowered by CRAZY LITTLE THING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROTANEV was butchered by TONE DEAF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GALLOWAY was beaten by CANNIBAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
PAM ANDERSON delivered the death blow upon MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute fight.
AUDIOS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PAM ANDERSON executed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  21 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  12 -  3      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   7 -  2      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  13 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  32 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        75 -  64 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 364 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GEE WHIZZ 8558              7   2  0  115 JURINE SAMPLE (982)
TOTAL PARRY      ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353   36  10  0  150 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
LUNGING ATTACK   BOBBY JENKS 6134           18  12  0  101 WS ARMS '05 (699)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851   12   5  0   70 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
BASHING ATTACK   CHAOS MAGE 5840             9   8  2   60 INSANE REIGN (664)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAZY LITTLE THING 8575     3   1  0   53 FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PINK SQUIRREL 6361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was A TAD INEBRIATED 8675.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAFFEINATED 
TODDLER 7851, GEE WHIZZ 8558, BOBBY JENKS 6134, CANNIBAL 8736, PINK SQUIRREL 6361, 
TOMBSTONE 6280, NUSAKAN 8347, TERMINAL FRITZ 8147, THE RACK 8597, and I OF THE NEE 
DULL 6150.

The least popular fighter this week was IN YOUR THROAT 8682.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARS BAR 6124, KNEE OF THE IDOL 8065, WIND SPEAKER 7549, 
ROTANEV 8367, KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928, EPILEPTIC SNIPER 7852, SARIN 8363, ULTIMATE MIME 
FIGHT 6353, GALLOWAY 6493, and CRAZY LITTLE THING 8575.

          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!

                              (well actually, Kentucky)

We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Cincinnati, Ohio, July 16-18, 2021.  It 
will be held at the Embassy Suites Cincinnati Rivercenter on the banks of the Ohio 
River (actually in Covington, Kentucky (866-344-7548).  Room rates are $139.00 per 
night for kings, $179 for doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary 
manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness 
center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is "RS1" (note that's RS 
one not RSI).  

        The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF65 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June.  We are very looking 
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!

P.S.  The dates are set for the next winter FTF:  January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.