DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2021    Duedate: 06/02/2021

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-365

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRAND CANYON
WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
(71-6671) [10-1-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT            TONE DEAF
BAD COMBINATIONS (716)         FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)
(71-6353) [37-10-0,160]        (71-8526) [2-2-2,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIGHT'S OUT                    LIGHT'S OUT
HOME LIFE (818)                HOME LIFE (818)
(71-7275) [21-12-3,102]        (71-7275) [21-12-3,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WESTERN FRONTIER (684)      56
2. WAR-C-KERS (812)            47      WILD WINGS (910)
3. WARCKERS (811)              41      Unchartered Team
4. THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)        30
5. DUNGEON CELL (989)          24      GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)         3   0  0  100   1/ 0 THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)      9  6 0
 2/ 3*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)   2   0  1  100   2/ 2 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    8  2 1
 3- 4*PORKY'S II (979)           1   0  0  100   3/ 1 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  7  2 0
 4- 5*CANADIAN ARTISTS 8 (984)   1   0  0  100   4/ 4 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    6  3 0
 5/ 6 WILD WINGS (910)          13   1  1 92.9   5/ 0 WARCKERS (811)            4  0 1
 6/ 7 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       11   2  1 84.6   6/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)          4  0 0
 7/ 9 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    18   4  0 81.8   7/11*CANADIAN ARTISTS I (980)  3  0 1
 8/ 8 HEART BREAKERS (695)      25   6  1 80.6   8/12*GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)        3  0 0
 9/12*CANADIAN ARTISTS I (980)   4   1  1 80.0   9/15 WILD WINGS (910)          3  0 0
10-10 NEW YORK (662)            76  22  4 77.6  10/ 7 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    3  0 0
11-11 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       13   4  0 76.5  11/ 6*FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)  3  1 0
12/ 1*MAD HOUSE 4 (973)          3   1  2 75.0  12/ 3 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   3  2 0
13/ 0 SCOTCH (720)              23   8  1 74.2  13/ 9 CORDIALS (718)            3  2 0
14/15 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    64  26  7 71.1  14/19*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)  2  0 1
15/13 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   73  30  4 70.9  15-14 INSANE REIGN (664)        2  0 0
16/14 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)   111  46  6 70.7  16/10*FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)       2  1 2
17/16 CORDIALS (718)            68  30  2 69.4  17/17 JURINE SAMPLE (982)       2  1 0
18/17 WS ARMS '05 (699)         47  21  4 69.1  18/ 8 WS ARMS '05 (699)         2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        10   5  1 66.7  19/ 5 F IS FOR FROG (997)       2  5 0
20-19*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)    2   1  0 66.7  20-21*PORKY'S II (979)          1  0 0
21/ 0 WARCKERS (811)            66  38  9 63.5  21-22*CANADIAN ARTISTS 8 (984)  1  0 0
22/20 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 147  93  3 61.3  22-13 NEW YORK (662)            1  0 0
23/ 0 SECOND CHANCES (558)     127  93 10 57.7  23-25 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        1  0 0
24/21 FECAL FURY (995)          10   8  0 55.6  24-18 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       1  0 0
25/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)          259 215 18 54.6  25/20*MAD HOUSE 4 (973)         1  1 0
26/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)    275 232 34 54.2  26-23*FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)  1  1 0
27/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)         241 204 14 54.2  27/16 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       1  1 0
28/ 0 THE CODA (190)           181 164 16 52.5  28/29 DUNGEON CELL (989)        1  2 0
29/ 0 100% CANADIAN (280)       89  85  6 51.1  29/26 CORONA BOREALIS (941)     1  2 0
30/23 JURINE SAMPLE (982)        7   7  0 50.0  30/ 0 THE CODA (190)            1  2 0
31/22*FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)   4   4  0 50.0  31/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)           1  2 0
32-24*FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)   3   3  0 50.0  32/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     1  3 0
33/ 0*ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)        3   3  0 50.0  33/ 0 100% CANADIAN (280)       0  4 0
34/26 F IS FOR FROG (997)      122 127  4 49.0  34/28 HERCULES (944)            0  3 0
35/ 0 THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)      24  29  0 45.3  35-27 DELPHINUS (945)           0  2 0
36/28 DUNGEON CELL (989)        46  64  2 41.8  36/ 0 SECOND CHANCES (558)      0  2 0
37/27 CORONA BOREALIS (941)      9  13  0 40.9  37/24 HEART BREAKERS (695)      0  2 0
38/25*FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)        2   3  2 40.0  38/30 FECAL FURY (995)          0  1 0
39-29 INSANE REIGN (664)        28  43  3 39.4  39/ 0*MAD HOUSE 3 (1017)        0  1 0
40-30 DELPHINUS (945)            8  14  0 36.4  40/ 0 SCOTCH (720)              0  1 0
41/31 HERCULES (944)             5  18  1 21.7  41-31*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)   0  1 0
42/ 0*MAD HOUSE 3 (1017)         0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  THIRD HIWAY 2 now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  Suffering under a 1-1-0 record and dropping from 5th to 19th place were the F IS 
FOR FROG.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out KYR'TERR!  BWW 
ARLINGTON may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 27th 
spot.  Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, WILD WINGS has advanced 6 places in the 
rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was WESTERN FRONTIER who went from last turn's 
60-25-6, to this week's record of 64-26-7.  Hey everybody, watch out for PUFF DRAGON, 
who flew up 29 points in the rankings after mashing PINK SQUIRREL like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MAGMA LORD, who 
dropped 22 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SILENT MONK.  
The most challenged warrior this week was GEE WHIZZ.  If this keeps up, our 
Duelmaster's going to need more avoids!  Drawing on all of its experience as a 9-1-0 
warrior, GRAND CANYON went for the Duelmastership against GEE WHIZZ this week.  In 
front of all the crowds, GRAND CANYON took the Duelmaster's crown for its own.  I 
give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid FECAL FURY, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does KYR'TERR really have that many 
liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BAD 
COMBINATIONS beats feet every time FECAL FURY smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Proving again that KYR'TERR is not rated G, 
ALEXANDER of the WARCKERS slew the warrior EPILEPTIC SNIPER in a rather bloody bout.  
Let's look for a bloodfeud.  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, TONE DEAF was 
mashed by IN YOUR THROAT, who let TONE DEAF know that killing members of F IS FOR 
FROG is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  
Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the KYR'TERR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAND CANYON 6671            10   1  0   114       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353     37  10  0   160       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GRETEL 7424                  15   5  1   133       SECOND CHANCES (558)
-FINGER LAKES 5821            17   3  1   120       NEW YORK (662)
 WIND SPEAKER 7549            18   4  0   116       SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)
 I OF THE NEE DULL 6150       24   7  0   112       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 PINK SQUIRREL 6361           25  11  0   110       CORDIALS (718)
 MOON SPELL 7128              21  12  1   110       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
 ELECTRIC 7057                13  12  2   108       WARCKERS (811)
 CLUTCH 7495                  13   5  0   105       THE CODA (190)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         20   7  0   104       NEW YORK (662)
-KING NEPTUNE 6122            15   5  2   104       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 LIGHT'S OUT 7275             21  12  3   102       HOME LIFE (818)
-DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        18   1  0   102       CORDIALS (718)
-PERRY SATURN 6121            19   5  1   100       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-HANSEL 7422                  11   3  0    99       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 PUFF DRAGON 7826              7   3  1    99       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 SILENT MONK 6362             15   8  1    97       CORDIALS (718)
-SHELDON'S KNOCKING 7599      10   2  2    97       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 CATALYST 7056                15   3  1    96       WARCKERS (811)
-ANTHONY HENDAY 7253          13   6  1    96       100% CANADIAN (280)
-I OF THE KNEE DULL 7297       9   8  0    93       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 GEE WHIZZ 8558                7   3  0    92       JURINE SAMPLE (982)
-STRYKER 7423                  9   4  2    91       SECOND CHANCES (558)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBBY JENKS 6134             18  13  0    89       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 THE RACK 8597                16  20  0    89       DUNGEON CELL (989)
 TERMINAL FRITZ 8147          13   1  1    89       WILD WINGS (910)
 A TAD INEBRIATED 8675         6   4  0    86       F IS FOR FROG (997)
 LEAKY GLASS 8151             11   1  1    85       BWW ARLINGTON (911)
-NATURALIZE 7439              11   2  0    85       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
-LADY JAYE 7331               13   9  0    83       THE CODA (190)
 IN YOUR THROAT 8682          17  12  0    79       F IS FOR FROG (997)
 THUNDER HEAD 7828             6   5  1    79       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
 GREAT PLAIN 6434             11   5  1    78       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851     13   5  0    76       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 CHEATING SPOUSE 8055          7   4  0    76       HEART BREAKERS (695)
 MARS BAR 6124                17   6  0    75       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 MAGMA LORD 8059               7   1  0    75       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 SANTE FE 6008                10   5  2    71       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALEXANDER 7829                6   4  2    65       WARCKERS (811)
 TOMBSTONE 6280               11   3  0    63       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 FROSTY FROST 8235             4   1  0    61       SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
-CHAOS MAGE 5840               9   8  2    60       INSANE REIGN (664)
 DRAW MUD 8657                 8   7  0    60       FECAL FURY (995)
 THIS GUY 7625                 9   3  1    59       WAR-C-KERS (812)
 KNEE OF THE IDOL 8065         9   4  0    59       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 GOODIE RING 7910              8   2  1    59       HOME LIFE (818)
-SPRING FEVER 8067             5   1  0    59       HOME LIFE (818)
 MIDLIFE CRISIS 7330          16   9  1    58       WAR-C-KERS (812)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TONE DEAF 8526                2   2  2    54       FAV SAYINGS 3 (976)
-MATT CAIN 6725                8   5  0    53       WS ARMS 2012 (761)
 NICHOLAS 7984                 5   1  0    53       WARCKERS (811)
 CRAZY LITTLE THING 8575       3   2  0    52       FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)
 SPARKS 8225                   4   0  1    48       THE CODA (190)
 NUSAKAN 8347                  9  13  0    43       CORONA BOREALIS (941)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUDIOS 8822                   3   0  0    40       GR8 PL8TS 2 (1012)
 KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928         7   7  1    39       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 WINDWALKER 8238               3   0  0    38       WAR-C-KERS (812)
-KILLJOY 5838                  6   4  1    35       INSANE REIGN (664)
-DEATH TOUCH 8058              5   2  1    35       WARCKERS (811)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENNY STREETER 8945           7   4  0    33       THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)
 SARIN 8363                    5  17  1    33       HERCULES (944)
 PAM ANDERSON 8545             4   0  1    33       CANADIAN ARTISTS III (980)
 ANDREA RHODES 8941            4   7  0    33       THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)
 ED ALLEY 8942                 5   5  0    31       THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)
 ITALIAN HEATHER 6899          3   2  0    29       SCOTCH (720)
-I BELIEVE 8572                3   1  0    29       FAVORITE SAYINGS 5 (985)
 GRASSHOPPER 7853              4   2  0    28       CORDIALS (718)
 CHARLENE WAYE 8944            4   7  0    27       THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)
-CATSKILL 6667                 2   0  0    27       NEW YORK (662)
 SHADOW STEP 7427              3   3  0    26       ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)
 ROUTE 66 8748                 3   2  2    25       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 PAM ANDERSON 8550             2   0  1    24       CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RABID WOLVERINE 7916          2   1  0    21       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GALLOWAY 6493                 1   1  0    20       KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)
 DORA LANE 8943                4   6  0    18       THIRD HIWAY 2 (1024)
-CRAZY CHAOS 5839              3   5  0    18       INSANE REIGN (664)
-HEAD CRUSHER 8613             2   2  0    18       DUNGEON CELL (989)
-CANNIBAL 8736                 1   1  0    17       INSANE REIGN (664)
-PISS POOR 8811                1   0  0    16       FAVORITE SAYINGS 8 (986)
 MERCURY THERMOMETER 8750      2   3  0    15       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-HONEYWELL 8808                1   0  0    15       PORKY'S II (979)
-ANITA BATH 8752               1   0  0    15       MAD HOUSE 4 (973)
-CLAW 7438                     2   2  0    11       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
-OXFORD 6494                   1   0  0     9       KIWI CONNECTION 9 (733)
 SNOW FLAKE 8926               1   0  0     5       HOME LIFE (818)
 CROWCHILD 8933                0   1  0     5       100% CANADIAN (280)
 PHIL BOX 8850                 0   1  0     5       MAD HOUSE 3 (1017)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      ROUTE 66 8748         365  NONE
HEDIES 8930             0  1 0 100% CANADIAN 280    SPYMASTER             365  NONE
ITDIES 8932             0  1 0 100% CANADIAN 280    SPYMASTER             365  NONE
SHEDIES 8931            0  1 0 100% CANADIAN 280    WURM KIN              365  NONE
EPILEPTIC SNIPER 7852   7 11 0 BAD COMBINATIONS 716 ALEXANDER 7829        365   
ROTANEV 8367            8 13 0 DELPHINUS 945        TONE DEAF 8526        364   
TOADALLY AWESOME 8678   2  6 0 F IS FOR FROG 997    TONE DEAF 8526        363  JUST REVENGED
DA1 8509                1  1 1 MAD HOUSE 4 973      MOUNTAIN TROLL        365  NONE
HEDIES 8925             0  1 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   MOUNTAIN TROLL        365  NONE
HEDIES 8929             0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 817  SPYMASTER             365  NONE
HEDIES 8928             0  1 0 THE CODA 190         SHEWISH GIANT         365  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

For the Cincy FtF, Mannequin/Crip are organizing a visit to the Great American Ball 
Park on the Friday night (16 Jul, 7:10 start time) to watch the Reds/Brewers game.  If 
interested, please contact Crip through gwerner - @ - twcny dot rr dot com.  Because 
of Covid, tickets are being sold in specific pods, so if 8 people want to go, we may 
have to sit in two different groups.  Please respond by 1 May if interested so we can 
pre-purchase the tickets. -- Crip & Mannequin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HEDIES was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHEDIES was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HEDIES was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ITDIES was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
HEDIES was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
IN YOUR THROAT beat TONE DEAF in a popular 5 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
GRAND CANYON handily defeated GEE WHIZZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title melee.
SANTE FE won victory over DRAW MUD in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
KNEE OF THE IDOL luckily beat CRAZY LITTLE THING in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
TOMBSTONE overpowered NUSAKAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
AUDIOS overpowered SARIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LEAKY GLASS was subdued by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's competition.
MAGMA LORD was devastated by SILENT MONK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WIND SPEAKER bested A TAD INEBRIATED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CLUTCH was overcome by ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT in a popular 3 minute expert's fight.
LIGHT'S OUT was outwaited by I OF THE NEE DULL in a exciting 12 minute expert's duel.
MOON SPELL slimly won victory over GREAT PLAIN in a exciting 7 minute veteran's brawl.
CATALYST luckily beat CHEATING SPOUSE in a popular 6 minute bloody veteran's bout.
PINK SQUIRREL was bested by PUFF DRAGON in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
BOBBY JENKS was demolished by ELECTRIC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CAFFEINATED TODDLER won victory over FROSTY FROST in a 3 minute fray.
MARS BAR was viciously subdued by THE RACK in a 3 minute gory veteran's bout.
THUNDER HEAD was defeated by TERMINAL FRITZ in a exciting 3 minute duel.
GOODIE RING was narrowly defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute duel.
EPILEPTIC SNIPER was assassinated by ALEXANDER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THIS GUY overpowered KNEE OF THE IDLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NICHOLAS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MIDLIFE CRISIS handily defeated CHARLENE WAYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPARKS savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BENNY STREETER handily defeated MERCURY THERMOMETER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
WINDWALKER demolished DORA LANE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRASSHOPPER was savagely defeated by ANDREA RHODES in a popular 3 minute bout.
ITALIAN HEATHER was narrowly defeated by PAM ANDERSON in a 3 minute contest.
ROUTE 66 assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHADOW STEP was demolished by ED ALLEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PAM ANDERSON viciously subdued CROWCHILD in a exciting 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
PHIL BOX was subdued by SNOW FLAKE in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  10 -  2      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  19 -  0      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  3      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  37 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  14 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        76 -  70 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  21 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  0      14  |

Turn 365 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        8 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GRAND CANYON 6671          10   1  0  114 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
TOTAL PARRY      ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353   37  10  0  160 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
AIMED BLOW       PINK SQUIRREL 6361         25  11  0  110 CORDIALS (718)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLUTCH 7495                13   5  0  105 THE CODA (190)
PARRY-STRIKE     LIGHT'S OUT 7275           21  12  3  102 HOME LIFE (818)
WALL OF STEEL    SILENT MONK 6362           15   8  1   97 CORDIALS (718)
PARRY-LUNGE      GREAT PLAIN 6434           11   5  1   78 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
BASHING ATTACK   MAGMA LORD 8059             7   1  0   75 SECOND CHANCES (558)
SLASHING ATTACK  SANTE FE 6008              10   5  2   71 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIGHT'S OUT 7275.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LIGHT'S OUT 7275.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEATING SPOUSE 
8055, GREAT PLAIN 6434, CRAZY LITTLE THING 8575, A TAD INEBRIATED 8675, CATALYST 
7056, TONE DEAF 8526, THUNDER HEAD 7828, ANDREA RHODES 8941, ITALIAN HEATHER 6899, 
and CLUTCH 7495.

The least popular fighter this week was IN YOUR THROAT 8682.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHADOW STEP 7427, DORA LANE 8943, CHARLENE WAYE 8944, KNEE OF 
THE IDLE 7928, EPILEPTIC SNIPER 7852, MARS BAR 6124, I OF THE NEE DULL 6150, MAGMA 
LORD 8059, SARIN 8363, and NUSAKAN 8347.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MOON SPELL (71-7128) SHERWOOD FOREST (817)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.