DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/30/2022    Duedate: 07/27/2022

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM-71    TURN-380

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEAKY GLASS
BWW ARLINGTON (911)
(71-8151) [17-1-1,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEAKY GLASS                    TOTEMIC MIGHT
BWW ARLINGTON (911)            SHAMANS TOOLS (844)
(71-8151) [17-1-1,152]         (71-7544) [6-1-1,80]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BOBBY JENKS                    NUSAKAN
WS ARMS '05 (699)              CORONA BOREALIS (941)
(71-6134) [24-13-0,119]        (71-8347) [15-22-0,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WESTERN FRONTIER (684)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NERD HERD II (1042)         31
2. WESTERN FRONTIER (684)      28       (-1)
3. CORDIALS (718)              19      Unchartered Team
4. BAD COMBINATIONS (716)      18
5. ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)         17      PAWGSIVEVER (1048)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PALADIN'S TOOLS (841)      7   0  0  100   1/ 4 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    6  1 0
 2/ 2*PAWGSIVEVER (1048)         4   0  0  100   2/ 3*NERD HERD II (1042)       6  4 0
 3/ 0*DARQUE SOULS B (907)       1   0  0  100   3/ 5*PAWGSIVEVER (1048)        4  0 0
 4/ 0*DARQUE SOULS E (909)       1   0  0  100   4/ 8*HUNTER'S TOOLS (839)      4  1 0
 5- 3*WISH LIST 22 (1049)        1   0  0  100   5- 1 SECOND CHANCES (558)      3  0 1
 6/ 0*PALLID HAND (957)          1   0  0  100   6/ 6 CORONA BOREALIS (941)     3  0 0
 7/ 0*EXQUISITE HOST (960)       1   0  0  100   7/26 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    3  1 0
 8/ 6 WILD WINGS (910)          18   2  1 90.0   8/27 CORDIALS (718)            3  3 0
 9/ 7 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       18   2  1 90.0   9/28 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373)  3  4 0
10/ 9*HUNTER'S TOOLS (839)      13   2  0 86.7  10/12 WILD WINGS (910)          2  0 0
11/ 0 WS BATS '05 (698)         48   8  1 85.7  11/13 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       2  0 0
12/ 8 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    24   4  0 85.7  12/16 WARLOCK'S MINIONS (847)   2  0 0
13/10*SHAMANS TOOLS (844)        6   1  1 85.7  13/19 WS ARMS '05 (699)         2  0 0
14/11 WARLOCK'S MINIONS (847)   14   3  0 82.4  14/17 NEW YORK (662)            2  0 0
15/12 NEW YORK (662)            82  23  4 78.1  15/21 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        2  0 0
16/15 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        16   5  1 76.2  16/22 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       2  0 0
17/13 HEART BREAKERS (695)      28   9  1 75.7  17/24*SHAMANS TOOLS (844)       2  0 0
18/16 HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    11   4  0 73.3  18/25 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/14 SCOTCH (720)              27  10  1 73.0  19- 2 WARCKERS (811)            2  1 0
20/17 WS ARMS '05 (699)         53  21  4 71.6  20-10 HOME LIFE (818)           2  1 0
21/18 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)   121  50  6 70.8  21/ 0*DARQUE SOULS B (907)      1  0 0
22/20 DRUID'S TOOLS (834)       19   8  0 70.4  22/ 0*DARQUE SOULS E (909)      1  0 0
23-19 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   77  33  5 70.0  23/ 0*PALLID HAND (957)         1  0 0
24/21 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    80  35  7 69.6  24/ 0*EXQUISITE HOST (960)      1  0 0
25/23 ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)        8   4  0 66.7  25-11*WISH LIST 22 (1049)       1  0 0
26/22 CORDIALS (718)            76  43  2 63.9  26/ 0 WS BATS '05 (698)         1  0 0
27/25 HAZAARDS OF CLONIN (373) 165 100  3 62.3  27-18 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   1  0 0
28-26 WARCKERS (811)            75  48  9 61.0  28-23*PALADIN'S TOOLS (841)     1  0 0
29-27 SECOND CHANCES (558)     134  93 11 59.0  29/33 HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    1  1 0
30-28*MAGICAL ITEMS (937)        4   3  0 57.1  30/14*CHAMPIONS 1982 (1037)     1  1 0
31/24*ARLINGTON GRAVES (914)     5   4  0 55.6  31/15*POISONOUS INC II (1045)   1  1 0
32/32*NERD HERD II (1042)        7   6  0 53.8  32/20 SCOTCH (720)              1  1 0
33-29 HOME LIFE (818)          267 229 18 53.8  33/36 ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)       1  1 0
34/31 BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)   38  35  1 52.1  34/30 HERCULES (944)            1  2 0
35/30 F IS FOR FROG (997)      142 133  4 51.6  35/ 7 F IS FOR FROG (997)       1  2 0
36/ 4*CHAMPIONS 1982 (1037)      1   1  0 50.0  36/ 9 BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)   1  2 0
37/ 5*POISONOUS INC II (1045)    1   1  0 50.0  37/29 DUNGEON CELL (989)        0  3 0
38/33 CORONA BOREALIS (941)     15  22  0 40.5  38/32*PAWGSRUS22 (1046)         0  2 0
39/34 DUNGEON CELL (989)        48  77  2 38.4  39/31*ARLINGTON GRAVES (914)    0  2 0
40/35 HERCULES (944)            13  25  1 34.2  40/35 HEART BREAKERS (695)      0  2 0
41/36*PAWGSRUS22 (1046)          0   2  0  0.0  41/ 0*KRYPTEIA (901)            0  1 0
42/ 0*KRYPTEIA (901)             0   1  0  0.0  42-34*MAGICAL ITEMS (937)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly KYR'TERR games.  Notice that because of tied records, 
there are no top team honors this turn.  Come on you guys, shake it up out there!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of BAD COMBINATIONS.  How else weeks like 
this one's 2-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 7th team?  The proverbial rising comet 
can only hope to compare with CORDIALS' team record!  A 2-2-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 8th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
HAZAARDS OF CLONING.  How else weeks like this one's 2-2-0?  How else the sudden move 
to 9th team?  CHAMPIONS 1982 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this 
week as they dropped to 30th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week POISONOUS 
INC II went 0-1-0 and fell 16 notches into 31st!  SCOTCH bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 32nd position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week F IS FOR FROG went 0-1-0 and fell 28 notches into 35th!  
BLM BLACKOPS INC bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 36th position as the result of going 1-0-0!  My praise to WESTERN FRONTIER 
for their 3-0-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round 
deserving of notice!  AMY FARRAH FOWLER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as she skillfully bested ITALIAN HEATHER and was awarded 27 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, AMY FARRAH FOWLER put down 
ITALIAN HEATHER, causing her to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  
Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster LEAKY GLASS challenged IN YOUR 
THROAT last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.  Not for nothing has 
LEAKY GLASS in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week it's 
proven its combat skill yet again.  Would you believe that over half of the old women 
in KYR'TERR seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city KYR'TERR.  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's 
challenge seeking began.  BLM BLACKOPS INC is feared.  This much I can say.  Methinks 
more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part of last 
week avoiding BLM BLACKOPS INC.  Indeed it was HAZAARDS OF CLONING.  Mighty fighters 
cannot but expect competition from those below.  THE RACK take warning!  You have 
more than a few enemies in KYR'TERR.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and 
assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in KYR'TERR.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can 
I keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no 
one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAKY GLASS 8151             17   1  1   152       BWW ARLINGTON (911)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ULTIMATE MIME FIGHT 6353     39  10  0   172       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GRAND CANYON 6671            14   2  0   140       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-GRETEL 7424                  15   5  1   133       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 WIND SPEAKER 7549            24   4  0   128       SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)
 SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126         28   0  0   125       WS BATS '05 (698)
 I OF THE NEE DULL 6150       30   7  0   124       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-FINGER LAKES 5821            17   3  1   120       NEW YORK (662)
 BOBBY JENKS 6134             24  13  0   119       WS ARMS '05 (699)
 BLOOD IMP 7556               14   3  0   113       WARLOCK'S MINIONS (847)
 CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851     18   6  0   108       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
 I OF THE KNEE DULL 7297      12   8  0   105       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-PROFESSOR OLDER 5825         20   7  0   104       NEW YORK (662)
-KING NEPTUNE 6122            15   5  2   104       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 BLACK MAGIC 9025             11  13  0   104       BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)
-DIRTY GIRL SCOUT 6363        18   1  0   102       CORDIALS (718)
 GREAT PLAIN 6434             15   7  1   102       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 NATURALIZE 7439              15   4  0   102       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
 SILENT MONK 6362             20   9  1   100       CORDIALS (718)
-PERRY SATURN 6121            19   5  1   100       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 MATT CAIN 6725               14   5  0   100       WS ARMS 2012 (761)
-MAGMA LORD 8059              10   1  0   100       SECOND CHANCES (558)
-HANSEL 7422                  11   3  0    99       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 IN YOUR THROAT 8682          27  17  0    98       F IS FOR FROG (997)
-MARS BAR 6124                20   8  0    98       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
 TERMINAL FRITZ 8147          18   2  1    96       WILD WINGS (910)
-CATALYST 7056                15   3  1    96       WARCKERS (811)
-BLESSING OF WISDOM 7474       7   0  0    92       PALADIN'S TOOLS (841)
 SANTE FE 6008                14   7  2    91       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 ACCIO 8314                    9   2  0    91       HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CATSKILL 6667                 7   1  0    88       NEW YORK (662)
 THE RACK 8597                18  33  0    87       DUNGEON CELL (989)
 TOMBSTONE 6280               14   6  0    85       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
 KNEE OF THE IDOL 8065        13   6  0    83       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
 TOTEMIC MIGHT 7544            6   1  1    80       SHAMANS TOOLS (844)
 NUSAKAN 8347                 15  22  0    79       CORONA BOREALIS (941)
 CHEATING SPOUSE 8055         10   7  0    77       HEART BREAKERS (695)
-NICHOLAS 7984                10   3  0    76       WARCKERS (811)
 SHADOW STEP 7427              8   4  0    74       ROGUE'S TOOLS (832)
-BLACK MAMBA 9024             10   4  1    70       BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)
 SARIN 8363                   13  24  1    67       HERCULES (944)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928         9  11  1    67       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPRING FEVER 8067             5   1  0    59       HOME LIFE (818)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUDIE MURPHY 8167             5   4  0    55       ARLINGTON GRAVES (914)
-ALEXANDER 7829                6   7  2    54       WARCKERS (811)
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 9084        2   1  0    53       NERD HERD II (1042)
 RABID WOLVERINE 7916          4   3  0    50       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-GOODIE RING 7910              9   9  1    49       HOME LIFE (818)
 ARCANE SHOT 7461              6   1  0    48       HUNTER'S TOOLS (839)
 GRASSHOPPER 7853              6   6  0    46       CORDIALS (718)
 ITALIAN HEATHER 6899          7   4  0    43       SCOTCH (720)
-BLACK RHINO 9021              7   3  0    43       BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)
-DEATH TOUCH 8058              6   3  1    35       WARCKERS (811)
-ROUTE 66 8748                 4   3  2    35       WESTERN FRONTIER (684)
-DART TRAP 7465                4   0  0    35       HUNTER'S TOOLS (839)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NEE OF THE IDOL 8761          3   1  0    32       HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
-ALOHAMORA 8312                2   2  0    31       HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)
-CLAW 7438                     4   4  0    30       DRUID'S TOOLS (834)
-BLACK HAWK 9022               6   6  0    29       BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)
 TRACKING 7464                 3   1  0    29       HUNTER'S TOOLS (839)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAUL KONERKO 6125             2   1  0    23       WS BATS '05 (698)
 URKL 9082                     1   2  0    23       NERD HERD II (1042)
 SHELDON COOPER 9085           2   1  0    22       NERD HERD II (1042)
 COCO T 9115                   2   0  0    21       PAWGSIVEVER (1048)
-EXTRA TALL GLASS 8934         1   0  0    21       BWW ARLINGTON (911)
-BLACK WIDOW 9023              4   7  0    20       BLM BLACKOPS INC (1032)
-MERCURY THERMOMETER 8750      3   4  1    20       OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)
-SNOW FLAKE 8926               3   3  0    20       HOME LIFE (818)
-FOREST WITCH 9028             2   0  1    20       SECOND CHANCES (558)
-HEAD CRUSHER 8613             2   2  0    18       DUNGEON CELL (989)
 BELLA B. 9113                 2   0  0    16       PAWGSIVEVER (1048)
-NIAGARA FALLS 8759            1   0  0    16       NEW YORK (662)
-PRESIDENT TRUMP 8965          1   0  0    15       BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
-MOSQUITO HERO 8963            2   0  0    14       SECOND CHANCES (558)
 ASYLUM DEMON 8137             1   0  0    14       DARQUE SOULS E (909)
-KITTY Y.22 9116               1   0  0    13       WISH LIST 22 (1049)
 MOURNCREST 8427               1   0  0    10       PALLID HAND (957)
 HAILAMA XEN 8441              1   0  0    10       EXQUISITE HOST (960)
 SEATH 8129                    1   0  0     9       DARQUE SOULS B (907)
 LADY FUGU II 9100             1   1  0     8       POISONOUS INC II (1045)
-PEANUT 9142                   1   0  0     8       WARCKERS (811)
 WEAPON DELTA 82 9055          1   1  0     8       CHAMPIONS 1982 (1037)
 PEISISTRATUS 8096             0   1  0     7       KRYPTEIA (901)
 ADAM GOLDBERG 9081            1   1  0     6       NERD HERD II (1042)
 BELLA B. 9104                 0   2  0     6       PAWGSRUS22 (1046)
 BURT THE GEOLOGIST 9083       1   1  0     4       NERD HERD II (1042)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRANGELICO 9012         0  1 0 CORDIALS 718         BANDIT PRINCE         380  NONE
SCHNAPPS 9047           0  1 0 CORDIALS 718         MOUNTAIN TROLL        380  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRANGELICO was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCHNAPPS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LEAKY GLASS savagely defeated IN YOUR THROAT in a 3 minute Challenge Title melee.
KNEE OF THE IDOL was viciously subdued by BLACK MAGIC in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SANTE FE devastated THE RACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
KNEE OF THE IDLE was defeated by NUSAKAN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
AUDIE MURPHY was defeated by SARIN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
CAFFEINATED TODDLER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOOD IMP overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 4 minute gory uneven duel.
WIND SPEAKER defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute uneven match.
NATURALIZE overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
I OF THE KNEE DULL devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MATT CAIN subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute master's match.
GREAT PLAIN viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute conflict.
SILENT MONK defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 3 minute expert's struggle.
I OF THE NEE DULL savagely defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 12 minute mismatched brawl.
BOBBY JENKS savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
SCOTT PODSEDNIK beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's fight.
TERMINAL FRITZ bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 6 minute bout.
ACCIO vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHEATING SPOUSE was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody expert's duel.
TOTEMIC MIGHT overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
TOMBSTONE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
CATSKILL overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
SHADOW STEP vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRASSHOPPER viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 6 minute bloody bout.
RABID WOLVERINE won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute bout.
ARCANE SHOT defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a exciting 1 minute expert vs. novice duel.
ITALIAN HEATHER was overpowered by AMY FARRAH FOWLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRACKING overpowered ADAM GOLDBERG in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
URKL vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHELDON COOPER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELLA B. beat PEISISTRATUS in a exciting 1 minute novice's fray.
BELLA B. was subdued by SEATH in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
LADY FUGU II lost to ASYLUM DEMON in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
COCO T overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WEAPON DELTA 82 was outwaited by HAILAMA XEN in a slow 17 minute novice's duel.
BURT THE GEOLOGIST was subdued by MOURNCREST in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -   9 -  0      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        32 -  33 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 380 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LEAKY GLASS 8151           17   1  1  152 BWW ARLINGTON (911)
TOTAL PARRY      WIND SPEAKER 7549          24   4  0  128 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)
LUNGING ATTACK   BOBBY JENKS 6134           24  13  0  119 WS ARMS '05 (699)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851   18   6  0  108 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
SLASHING ATTACK  I OF THE KNEE DULL 7297    12   8  0  105 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)
WALL OF STEEL    SILENT MONK 6362           20   9  1  100 CORDIALS (718)
STRIKING ATTACK  ACCIO 8314                  9   2  0   91 HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)
BASHING ATTACK   RABID WOLVERINE 7916        4   3  0   50 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BOBBY JENKS 6134.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NUSAKAN 8347.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEAKY GLASS 8151, 
BLACK MAGIC 9025, MATT CAIN 6725, BOBBY JENKS 6134, CHEATING SPOUSE 8055, BELLA B. 
9113, KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928, GREAT PLAIN 6434, SILENT MONK 6362, and TOMBSTONE 6280.

The least popular fighter this week was HAILAMA XEN 8441.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WEAPON DELTA 82 9055, TERMINAL FRITZ 8147, I OF THE NEE DULL 
6150, ADAM GOLDBERG 9081, WIND SPEAKER 7549, THE RACK 8597, SCHNAPPS 9047, MOURNCREST 
8427, COCO T 9115, and LADY FUGU II 9100.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BOBBY JENKS (71-6134) WS ARMS '05 (699)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       GECKO (82-4572) REPTILIAN REBELS  (617) 
                          0004 (82-12395) OCT 2001 2  (1813) 
                        CRAZY 17 (84-11450) CRAZY 88 6  (2077) 
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Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

      The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the 
Isle of the Eye.  They'd been here before.  The standard boxy building, the scurrying 
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping.  Not as many goats this time as 
before, only three.  One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his 
pockets.  He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer.  He 
looked at one of the clerks.  "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke 
said.
      "These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh.  "They're going to be shipped 
out next week."  He looked hopeful.  "They like you, could you stay until then?"
      Zeke sighed.  Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the 
arena.  "I'd have to ask my manager."  

                                       * * * * 

      Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought 
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write.  "It is 
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to 
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people.  With 
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be 
purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to their new homes, 
where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very welcome.  We wish all 
the best to the goats and their new owners."