DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2024    Duedate: 09/18/2024

KYR'TERR ARENA

DM 71    TURN 408

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AMY FARRAH FOWLER
NERD HERD II (1042)
(71-9084) [13-6-2,159]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AMY FARRAH FOWLER              POSITION IS EMPTY
NERD HERD II (1042)            
(71-9084) [13-6-2,159]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MIDLIFE CRISIS                 COCO T.
WAR-C-KERS (812)               P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)
(71-7330) [19-24-1,82]         (71-9092) [12-3-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOME LIFE (818)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOME LIFE (818)               69 
2. 100% CANADIAN (280)           65    P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)
3. SHERWOOD FOREST (817)         45    Unchartered Team
4. NERD HERD II (1042)           38 
5. WAR-C-KERS (812)              24    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       27   3  1 90.0   1- 1 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 9  0 1
 2- 2 WILD WINGS (910)          25   4  1 86.2   2- 2 NEW YORK (662)            6  0 0
 3- 3 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    31   5  0 86.1   3- 3 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    6  2 0
 4- 4 WS BATS '05 (698)         49   8  1 86.0   4/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)           5  0 2
 5- 5 HOGWART'S STAFF (935)     14   3  0 82.4   5/ 0 100% CANADIAN (280)       4  0 1
 6- 6 NEW YORK (662)            98  28  5 77.8   6/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     4  0 1
 7- 7 HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    23   7  0 76.7   7- 5 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   4  0 0
 8- 8*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)   3   1  1 75.0   8- 6 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    4  0 0
 9- 9 SCOTCH (720)              33  13  1 71.7   9- 7 HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    3  0 0
10-10 BAD COMBINATIONS (716)   137  54  7 71.7  10- 9 HOGWART'S STAFF (935)     2  0 0
11-11 WESTERN FRONTIER (684)   104  46  8 69.3  11-11 SCOTCH (720)              2  0 0
12-12 OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   89  43  6 67.4  12-12 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        2  0 0
13-13 WS ARMS 2012 (761)        20  10  1 66.7  13/13 NERD HERD II (1042)       2  1 1
14/14 P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)   12   6  1 66.7  14/ 0 SECOND CHANCES (558)      2  1 1
15-15 CORDIALS (718)            87  49  3 64.0  15/ 0 THE CODA (190)            2  1 0
16-16 HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373)188 112  5 62.7  16-14 CORDIALS (718)            2  1 0
17/17 NERD HERD II (1042)       19  12  2 61.3  17/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)          2  1 0
18/ 0 WARCKERS (811)            88  58 11 60.3  18/ 0 WARCKERS (811)            2  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 SECOND CHANCES (558)     147 107 12 57.9  19- 4 BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    2  3 0
20-18 CITY-STATE CT (652)        8   6  0 57.1  20- 8 LES MENTORS (871)         1  0 0
21/ 0 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)    300 249 36 54.6  21-15 SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    1  0 0
22/ 0 HOME LIFE (818)          285 238 20 54.5  22-10 CITY-STATE CT (652)       1  0 0
23-19 WRATHMEN VII (314)        62  54  2 53.4  23-16 WS BATS '05 (698)         1  0 0
24/ 0 WAR-C-KERS (812)         270 239 14 53.0  24-18 WILD WINGS (910)          1  1 0
25/ 0 THE CODA (190)           197 178 16 52.5  25-19 BWW ARLINGTON (911)       1  1 0
26-21 BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    26  24  0 52.0  26/22 P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)   1  1 0
27/ 0 100% CANADIAN (280)      109 107 10 50.5  27/21 DREAMGIRLS (1070)         0  3 0
28/22 DREAMGIRLS (1070)          5   7  1 41.7  28-17*THE MENTORS 17-33 (869)   0  1 0
29-23*THE MENTORS 17-33 (869)    2   3  0 40.0  29-23*CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)  0  1 0
30-24 LES MENTORS (871)         25  42  1 37.3  30-20 WRATHMEN VII (314)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to HAZAARDS OF CLONING, as they are pushed from the 
coveted top team spot by the HOME LIFE stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for TROOPER, 
who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing THE USEROUS MERCHANT like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Well, everybody's pal AMY FARRAH FOWLER moved 
hers record to 13-6-2 by defeating MAGMA LORD in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 38 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KYR'TERR arena.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This round goes to NERD HERD II, 
their 13-6-2 warrior, AMY FARRAH FOWLER slew the 17-3-0 MAGMA LORD.  Stay tuned next 
week to see what happens.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, and its been fun, 
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMY FARRAH FOWLER 9084       13   6  2 159         NERD HERD II (1042)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACCIO 8314                   17   3  0 148         HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    
-I OF THE NEE DULL 6150       36   9  0 129         HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 
-SCOTT PODSEDNIK 6126         29   0  0 127         WS BATS '05 (698)         
-WIND SPEAKER 7549            31   5  0 118         SHAMAN'S MINIONS (845)    
-MARS BAR 6124                26  11  0 113         OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   
-CATHERINE 6340                8   2  0 113         CITY-STATE CT (652)       
-GREAT PLAIN 6434             19  10  1 107         WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    
-MATT CAIN 6725               18  10  0 106         WS ARMS 2012 (761)        
 SPARKS 8225                  11   3  1 106         THE CODA (190)            
-SANTE FE 6008                19  10  2 105         WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    
-KNEE OF THE IDOL 8065        18   9  0 105         HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 
-SILENT MONK 6362             22   9  1 104         CORDIALS (718)            
-SEVERUS SNAPE 8317           11   2  0 104         HOGWART'S STAFF (935)     
-CAFFEINATED TODDLER 7851     23   8  0 102         BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    
-CATSKILL 6667                12   3  0 102         NEW YORK (662)            
-TOMBSTONE 6280               20   8  0  99         WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    
-TERMINAL FRITZ 8147          25   4  1  97         WILD WINGS (910)          
-KNEE OF THE IDLE 7928        14  15  1  93         HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COCO T. 9092                 12   3  1  90         P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)   
-ITALIAN HEATHER 6899         13   7  0  89         SCOTCH (720)              

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRASSHOPPER 7853             13   7  0  87         CORDIALS (718)            
 SPRING FEVER 8067            10   3  0  87         HOME LIFE (818)           
 SNOW FLAKE 8926               9   4  0  86         HOME LIFE (818)           
-EXTRA TALL GLASS 8934         9   1  0  85         BWW ARLINGTON (911)       
 MIDLIFE CRISIS 7330          19  24  1  82         WAR-C-KERS (812)          
-NIAGARA FALLS 8759            8   2  0  82         NEW YORK (662)            
-NEE OF THE IDOL 8761          8   4  1  81         HAZAARDS OF CLONING (373) 
-ROUTE 66 8748                 8   5  3  71         WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ECHOEY ECHO 8989             10   4  1  63         SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     
-ALOHAMORA 8312                6   4  0  63         HOGWART'S SPELLS (934)    
 BILLY TALENT 8991             7   0  2  59         100% CANADIAN (280)       
-HAMPTONS 9014                 4   1  1  59         NEW YORK (662)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINPOINT 9016                 8   4  0  56         WAR-C-KERS (812)          
-POLITICAL SCIENTIST 9048      7   2  0  55         BAD COMBINATIONS (716)    
 DEATH TOUCH 8058             11   7  2  52         WARCKERS (811)            
 GLIMMERDARK 8927              5   2  0  50         WAR-C-KERS (812)          
 FOREST WITCH 9028             6   5  1  48         SECOND CHANCES (558)      
 TROOPER 9041                  2   1  0  47         100% CANADIAN (280)       
-BAD MATCH UPS 9746            7   3  0  46         BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    
 DAYCATION 8635                3   1  1  46         HOME LIFE (818)           
-MERCURY THERMOMETER 8750      5   9  1  45         OUT OF THIS WORLD (697)   
-HUNG OVER 9744                6   4  0  40         BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    
 JANET J 9253                  5   6  1  34         DREAMGIRLS (1070)         
 CLOUDY CLOUD 9015             4   1  1  34         SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FORECAST 9219                 3   0  1  32         HOME LIFE (818)           
-BADLANDS 9353                 5   1  0  30         WESTERN FRONTIER (684)    
 PEANUT 9142                   4   1  0  30         WARCKERS (811)            
 RIPCORD 8634                  2   5  0  29         THE CODA (190)            
-SANDY CALL OUT 9745           5   5  0  26         BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    
-POMPIER 7771                  2   0  0  26         LES MENTORS (871)         
 HORNED WITCH 9392             2   0  1  24         SECOND CHANCES (558)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BROKE NEWSLETTERS 9747        4   6  0  23         BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    
-TRON 7749                     2   1  0  21         THE MENTORS 17-33 (869)   
 LIGHTFOOT 9372                1   0  0  20         100% CANADIAN (280)       
-TOMBSTONE FEATURE 9743        4   6  0  18         BB FACE TO FACE (1136)    
 NICKELBACK 9378               2   0  1  18         100% CANADIAN (280)       
 THORNY THORN 9346             1   0  0  16         SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     
 MAVERICK 9698                 1   0  0  13         THE CODA (190)            
 ROCKY ROCK 9699               1   0  0  13         SHERWOOD FOREST (817)     
 PINK STUFF 9355               1   1  0  11         HOME LIFE (818)           
-PAM ANDERSON 8549             0   1  0   1         CANADIAN ARTISTS 2 (981)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD         0  0 0                      DAYCATION 8635         408 NONE
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      NICKELBACK 9378        408 NONE
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      FORECAST 9219          408 NONE
DRAW MUD 8657           9  9 0 FECAL FURY 995       AMY FARRAH FOWLE 9084  405  
MAGMA LORD 8059        17  3 0 SECOND CHANCES 558   AMY FARRAH FOWLE 9084  408  
HEDIES 9374             0  1 0 WARCKERS 811         MOUNTAIN TROLL         408 NONE
HICKORY 9303            0  1 0 WARCKERS 811         MOUNTAIN TROLL         408 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HICKORY was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
AMY FARRAH FOWLER put to death MAGMA LORD in a 1 minute veteran's Title match.
SPARKS devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SNOW FLAKE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPRING FEVER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COCO T. viciously subdued MIDLIFE CRISIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's match.
ECHOEY ECHO handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEATH TOUCH won victory over JANET J in a 2 minute duel.
BILLY TALENT overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PINPOINT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven match.
GLIMMERDARK overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FOREST WITCH devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DAYCATION murdered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RIPCORD was beaten by OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute conflict.
TROOPER handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
PEANUT devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLOUDY CLOUD executed CULT MEMBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
FORECAST executed CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HORNED WITCH executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PINK STUFF overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a popular 4 minute amateur's competition.
NICKELBACK assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIGHTFOOT overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
THORNY THORN handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided contest.
MAVERICK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROCKY ROCK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   9 -  2      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  10 -  3      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  11 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   9 -  1      47  |

Turn 408 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  AMY FARRAH FOWLER 9084     13   6  2  159 NERD HERD II (1042)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPARKS 8225                11   3  1  106 THE CODA (190)
WALL OF STEEL    COCO T. 9092               12   3  1   90 P.A.W.G.S.R.U.S. (1044)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPRING FEVER 8067          10   3  0   87 HOME LIFE (818)
AIMED BLOW       SNOW FLAKE 8926             9   4  0   86 HOME LIFE (818)
BASHING ATTACK   ECHOEY ECHO 8989           10   4  1   63 SHERWOOD FOREST (817)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIDLIFE CRISIS 7330.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COCO T. 9092.  The ten other most popular fighters were PINK STUFF 9355, 
BILLY TALENT 8991, TROOPER 9041, CLOUDY CLOUD 9015, AMY FARRAH FOWLER 9084, SPARKS 
8225, DEATH TOUCH 8058, FOREST WITCH 9028, THORNY THORN 9346, and SNOW FLAKE 8926.

The least popular fighter this week was HEDIES 9374.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HICKORY 9303, ROCKY ROCK 9699, LIGHTFOOT 9372, NICKELBACK 9378, HORNED 
WITCH 9392, DAYCATION 8635, JANET J 9253, MAGMA LORD 8059, MAVERICK 9698, and 
FORECAST 9219.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

AMY FARRAH FOWLER (71-9084) NERD HERD II (1042)

                                     GREEN VALLEY

Green Valley, DM 87, will be opening soon!  This arena will process on a two-week 
cycle.  Orders for inaugural battles are due on September 11, 2024.

Storm Point, DM 86 will be closed to new teams, effective August 31. Any new teams 
that arrive after that will be rerouted to Green Valley.  DM 86 will continue to 
process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as 
necessary.

                                          -- RSI