DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/21/2005    Duedate: 08/17/2005

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-162

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KOOL AID
LIQUIDS (652)
(72-5909) [8-5-0,84]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KOOL AID                       WHOLE
LIQUIDS (652)                  MILK IS GOOD (650)
(72-5909) [8-5-0,84]           (72-5895) [3-1-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOL AID                       KOOL AID
LIQUIDS (652)                  LIQUIDS (652)
(72-5909) [8-5-0,84]           (72-5909) [8-5-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TWISTED SISTERS (644)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BRIAN LOCK (398)            33
2. LIQUIDS (652)               19      LIQUIDS (652)
3. Z-DRAGON (640)              18      Unchartered Team
4. CEREAL (651)                12
5. MILK IS GOOD (650)          10      CEREAL (651)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CEREAL (651)               3   0  0  100   1- 2*ARCTIC STORM (635)        7  3 1
 2/ 0*MILK IS GOOD (650)         7   2  0 77.8   2/ 1 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     6  9 0
 3- 1*ARCTIC STORM (635)         7   3  1 70.0   3/ 5 ENAB SREGANAM (539)       5  5 0
 4/ 3 LIQUIDS (652)             10   6  0 62.5   4/ 7 BREAD (653)               3  0 1
 5/ 2 ENAB SREGANAM (539)       30  19  2 61.2   5- 3 ORIGINALE BASTARDS (144)  3  0 0
 6- 4*BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     16  12  3 57.1   6- 4*SACRED REALM (506)        3  2 1
 7- 5*SACRED REALM (506)        18  17  4 51.4   7/ 9 VERMIN (165)              3  3 0
 8/ 7 VERMIN (165)             190 188  8 50.3   8/11*Z-DRAGON (640)            3  4 1
 9- 8 ORIGINALE BASTARDS (144)  67  69  7 49.3   9/10 LIQUIDS (652)             2  0 0
10/ 6 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     32  34  4 48.5  10- 8 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)     2  3 0
11/ 0 BRIAN LOCK (398)          10  11  0 47.6  11/ 0 BRIAN LOCK (398)          1  0 0
12/ 9 BREAD (653)                8   9  1 47.1  12- 6*BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     1  0 0
13-10 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)     56  89  3 38.6  13/ 0*MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  0 0
14/11*Z-DRAGON (640)             4   8  1 33.3  14/ 0*CEREAL (651)              1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
DRAGONHEAD.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It 
was a tough week for BARBARIAN HORDE, to drop 6 places in the rankings.  Coming up 
with a solid 1-0-0 outing, BREAD has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for FURRY BOX, who flew up 33 points in the rankings after 
mashing MINDQUAKE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  2 PHAT 2 was overcame by KOOL AID and drops 17 
points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  2 
PHAT TOO did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  It's a proud day for the 
LIQUIDS stable, as their warrior, KOOL AID, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Can 
you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SACRED REALM, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does DRAGONHEAD really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause Z-DRAGON beats feet every time SACRED REALM 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, 
IRON BITCH would be president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win. 
Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had SMAUG challenge up 30 points in 
the rankings to take on IRON BITCH?  This week SMAUG 0-2-0 fought IRON BITCH 7-7-0 
and in losing gained 1 points.  I know several gladiators who could go for a few 
fights like that.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, WHITE was 
mashed by A.J. ROJ, who let WHITE know that killing members of ENAB SREGANAM is a 
no-no.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems 
on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOOL AID 5909                 8   5  0    84       LIQUIDS (652)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-*KIM COOKIES 1488            19  15  4   104       ORIGINALE BASTARDS (144)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FURRY BOX 4314                4   3  0    81       BRIAN LOCK (398)
-PHELON 1492                  16  22  1    79       ORIGINALE BASTARDS (144)
 SOURDOUGH 5913                6   8  1    68       BREAD (653)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 2 PHAT 2 5470                 6   7  0    64       VERMIN (165)
-CYOLIS 5311                  11   5  1    63       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-EAGLE KEYS 4585               9  21  0    60       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-MEGATRAVELLER 3548            5   0  0    59       BRIAN LOCK (398)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A.J. ROJ 4978                10   5  0    55       ENAB SREGANAM (539)
 RABID RABBIT 2317             8   7  0    42       VERMIN (165)
 MINDQUAKE 5861                8   5  0    42       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 E. KARD 4977                  8   3  2    36       ENAB SREGANAM (539)
 IRON BITCH 5859               7   7  0    34       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD STANLEY 5916             2   1  1    31       SACRED REALM (506)
-LADY SARINA 5773              3   3  1    27       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-THE TAXMAN 5779               3   2  0    27       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775         4   1  0    26       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-MERLIN 5776                   3   2  1    26       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATTALOS 5783                  3   1  0    26       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                    3   1  0    23       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-ANDAR 5774                    3   2  1    22       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-VEERAS 5763                   2   0  0    22       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 TEMOH PAB 4980                6   3  0    21       ENAB SREGANAM (539)
-PRISCUS 5762                  2   0  0    20       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 FRENZY 5857                   4   4  1    19       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 WHEATIES 5900                 3   0  0    19       CEREAL (651)
 WHITE 5818                    2   1  1    17       Z-DRAGON (640)
-RUT 5761                      1   1  0    17       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 RETSEH CRIS 5199              2   0  0    16       ENAB SREGANAM (539)
-WATER 5907                    2   0  0    16       LIQUIDS (652)
-ARDASHIR 5539                 2   7  0    13       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-WHOLE WHEAT 5914              2   0  0    13       BREAD (653)
 BLACK 5821                    1   2  0    13       Z-DRAGON (640)
-GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578           2   6  0    12       SACRED REALM (506)
-VESPASIAN 5764                1   1  0    12       ARCTIC STORM (635)
-ART 5438                      3   1  0    10       SACRED REALM (506)
-1% 5898                       2   0  0    10       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 TIAMAT 5946                   1   0  0    10       Z-DRAGON (640)
 GIGGLY JANE 5939              2   3  0     9       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-TUKE 5765                     1   1  1     5       ARCTIC STORM (635)
-KATSUMOTO 5942                1   0  0     5       SACRED REALM (506)
 SMAUG 5944                    0   2  0     2       Z-DRAGON (640)
 IRON MAIDEN 5947              0   1  0     1       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 EMIR PSULERZA 5948            0   1  0     1       ENAB SREGANAM (539)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BRASIDAS 5784          3  1 0 ANCIENT KNIGHTS 507   SOURDOUGH 5913        160         
SUIDOMSA 4976          0  6 0 ENAB SREGANAM 539     WHITE 5818            161 JUST REV
TWISTED JENNY 5940     2  1 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644   LORD STANLEY 5916     161         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- "Hello!"  Thought my boys and I would stop in...kick some tail...and bless you
with our blades...or...get our tail kicked!!!  Only our gods know? -- Sir Chester, Ad
Hominem

Baphomet -- The Thorn in your side is from the tree you planted.  You will suffer at
the hands of AD HOMINEM for the killing of "Cyspar"...many moons ago!
BRRRAAAHAAAAHAHA! -- Sir Chester

Liam -- Are you here...? -- Sir Chester

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005

The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A.J. ROJ devastated WHITE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
KOOL AID demolished 2 PHAT 2 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
E. KARD was overpowered by SOURDOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SMAUG was devastated by IRON BITCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MINDQUAKE was demolished by FURRY BOX in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRENZY was vanquished by RABID RABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TEMOH PAB was savagely defeated by WHOLE in a unpopular 21 minute gory brawl.
WHEATIES handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a crowd boring 5 minute uneven melee.
BLACK won victory over GIGGLY JANE in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
RETSEH CRIS won victory over IRON MAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
TIAMAT handily defeated EMIR PSULERZA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  2      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  36 -  4      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  11 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 162 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KOOL AID 5909               8   5  0   84 LIQUIDS (652)
LUNGING ATTACK   FURRY BOX 4314              4   3  0   81 BRIAN LOCK (398)
WALL OF STEEL    A.J. ROJ 4978              10   5  0   55 ENAB SREGANAM (539)
STRIKING ATTACK  MINDQUAKE 5861              8   5  0   42 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOL AID 5909.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KOOL AID 5909.  The ten other most popular fighters were IRON BITCH 5859, FURRY 
BOX 4314, BLACK 5821, GIGGLY JANE 5939, RETSEH CRIS 5199, IRON MAIDEN 5947, TIAMAT 
5946, A.J. ROJ 4978, WHITE 5818, and SOURDOUGH 5913.

The least popular fighter this week was TEMOH PAB 4980.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHOLE 5895, WHEATIES 5900, EMIR PSULERZA 5948, FRENZY 5857, MINDQUAKE 
5861, SMAUG 5944, E. KARD 4977, 2 PHAT 2 5470, RABID RABBIT 2317, and SOURDOUGH 5913.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

2 PHAT TOO (72-5063) VERMIN (165)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TAMED SHREW 1776 (143-118-1)           2  3  0         VERMIN               

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZOLTAN 1483 (19-7-1)                   2  3  0         LOST SWORDS          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVE 4596 (20-5-0)                      3  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
2 PHAT 5064 (29-11-1)                  1  3  0         VERMIN               

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ORPHAN 5463 (14-8-1)                   2  3  0         X-POSSE              

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
2 PHAT 2 5470 (5-4-0)                  7  3  0         VERMIN               

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANNONBALL 5313 (15-9-0)               0  3  0         X-POSSE