DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/08/2005 Duedate: 01/04/2006
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-167
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAKKEH KILLER
MILCHAMAH (663)
(72-6032) [14-13-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAKKEH KILLER HAMMY HAMSTER
MILCHAMAH (663) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-6032) [14-13-0,94] (72-5950) [2-1-0,23]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAKKEH KILLER DON CORNBEEFLEON
MILCHAMAH (663) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-6032) [14-13-0,94] (72-5949) [2-1-1,15]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MILCHAMAH (663) 31
2. THE KINDRED (664) 26 DEADLY RAGE (158)
3. DEADLY RAGE (158) 24 Unchartered Team
4. TWISTED SISTERS (644) 12
5. BREAD (653) 10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 3*MILK IS GOOD (650) 9 3 0 75.0 1/ 1*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 9 6 1
2- 5 LIQUIDS (652) 13 7 0 65.0 2/ 3 MILCHAMAH (663) 7 1 0
3- 7*AD HOMINEM (561) 14 9 0 60.9 3/ 2 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 7 8 0
4/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 9 6 1 60.0 4/11*THE KINDRED (664) 5 5 0
5/ 8 DEADLY RAGE (158) 130 89 8 59.4 5- 7*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 3 2 0
6- 9*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 13 9 1 59.1 6- 4 LIQUIDS (652) 2 0 0
7/11 BREAD (653) 12 10 1 54.5 7/ 9 BREAD (653) 2 1 0
8-10 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575) 32 27 6 54.2 8-10 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575) 2 2 0
9/16*THE KINDRED (664) 5 5 0 50.0 9- 8*AD HOMINEM (561) 1 0 0
10/12 VERMIN (165) 190 194 8 49.5 10/ 5 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 1 0
11/13 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 43 48 4 47.3 11/14 VERMIN (165) 0 3 0
12/14 MILCHAMAH (663) 182 233 17 43.9 12-13*MILK IS GOOD (650) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, that is it for my reign, at least until after the summer. At 30 FE, I will
represent Assur's bashers in the Champion class. I am his best current chance (in
the champs), but he also says I'm a lousy basher and will be lucky to come out of the
tourney with a winning record. Regardless, that means the throne is up for grabs. I
can only hope that Sourdough reaches this lofty spot soon and carries on Assur's
tradition of the finest bashers to grace the sands of Alastari.
I do know that my time on the sands is quite limited. For no matter what happens
this summer, I will only get the opportunity to graduate and then it is off to
retirement, though if I'm successful in graduating, I hear that I get some land to
retire to. There are certainly worse ways to spend the rest of my life.
If you need me, just call, "Hey! Kool Aid!"
-- Kool Aid of the Liquids
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DRAGONHEAD this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for
there are sorrows to drown for DEADLY RAGE, whose 1-1-0 this turn dropped them by 5
into 10th. THE KINDRED stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 7 space move up
the rankings. This brings them up to 4th place. Good work, guys! The MILCHAMAH
guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know
where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, MADKAWRAW'S LAW fought MINDQUAKE
and gained 19 points and contributed to MILCHAMAH's 3-1-0. MINDQUAKE has lost to
MADKAWRAW'S LAW, falling 16 points, while helping make TWISTED SISTERS a 3-2-0 turn.
Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, KOOL AID has lost the title of
Duelmaster. We should ask MAKKEH KILLER about the thrill of victory, and what being
the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's now the one to ask. By the way, was
that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. THE KINDRED has cause to stand tall, as they were
DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And
avoiding THE KINDRED more than any other team we find MEAT YOUR MAKER. DRAGONHEAD,
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most challenged warrior
this turn was TWISTED SISTERS' warrior GIGGLY JANE. More fighters challenged her
than challenged the Duelmaster! In a brave attempt, IRON BITCH from TWISTED SISTERS
challenged up 21 points to fight MAKKEH KILLER from the MILCHAMAH stable. IRON BITCH
perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she lost to MAKKEH KILLER and ended up with
61 recognition points.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. The Warty Toad declares a free round for GIGGLY JANE and all of TWISTED
SISTERS, for having revenged MEAT YOUR MAKER's DON CORNBEEFLEON for killing one of
their comrades. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in DRAGONHEAD and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAKKEH KILLER 6032 14 13 0 94 MILCHAMAH (663)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KOOL AID 5909 11 6 0 106 LIQUIDS (652)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 12 15 0 81 MILCHAMAH (663)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOURDOUGH 5913 10 9 1 75 BREAD (653)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
2 PHAT 2 5470 6 12 0 62 VERMIN (165)
IRON BITCH 5859 10 9 0 61 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 12 7 0 57 MILCHAMAH (663)
MINDQUAKE 5861 11 7 0 57 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034 8 19 0 55 MILCHAMAH (663)
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 5 2 0 55 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-ACUTATE 5161 4 1 0 41 AD HOMINEM (561)
-TIGER HAMMER 5274 4 8 1 39 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
-RABID RABBIT 2317 8 8 0 38 VERMIN (165)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHOLE 5895 5 2 0 33 MILK IS GOOD (650)
-HYENA HAMMER 5278 5 5 1 32 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
-ACUTE 5154 4 0 0 30 AD HOMINEM (561)
-HOCKEY 5461 2 1 0 29 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
GIGGLY JANE 5939 5 5 0 27 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ACUMEN 5158 4 2 0 26 AD HOMINEM (561)
-BASEBALL 5460 3 2 1 25 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLO-PITCH 5815 3 1 0 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 2 1 0 23 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
CANTU 6040 2 0 0 20 THE KINDRED (664)
TESA 6036 2 0 0 17 THE KINDRED (664)
SHADOW 6052 1 0 0 17 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-SQUASH 5458 3 1 0 16 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-SOCCER 5459 2 3 0 16 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-WATER 5907 2 0 0 16 LIQUIDS (652)
DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 2 1 1 15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SILVER FANG 6050 1 0 0 15 THE KINDRED (664)
-AD HOPPITY 5155 1 0 0 14 AD HOMINEM (561)
-2% 5896 2 1 0 13 MILK IS GOOD (650)
PORKY PIG 5953 2 1 0 13 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-WHOLE WHEAT 5914 2 0 0 13 BREAD (653)
FYRE 6051 1 0 0 12 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-1% 5898 2 0 0 10 MILK IS GOOD (650)
-ILL NINO 4974 1 0 0 9 DEADLY RAGE (158)
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 2 1 0 7 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
CHICKER S#!^ 5952 1 2 0 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MONKEY HAMMER 5324 0 1 0 3 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
DRUCKHAMMER 6037 0 2 0 2 THE KINDRED (664)
COBLE 6038 0 2 0 2 THE KINDRED (664)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NOPE 6045 0 1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158 BANDIT PRINCE 25 167 NONE
KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 4 1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158 SHADOW MAGE 3022 164
FRENZY 5857 4 6 1 TWISTED SISTERS 644 SIRA BLOODSNAKE 3024 164
ICE HEART 6002 0 2 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 166 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
I think this arena should be named "Silence". -- Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOPE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GIGGLY JANE unbelievably bested DON CORNBEEFLEON in a 6 minute Bloodfeud battle.
SOURDOUGH overpowered 2 PHAT 2 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
IRON BITCH was devastated by MAKKEH KILLER in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
COBLE was demolished by PORKY PIG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CHICKER S#!^ lost to TESA in a exciting 4 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
MINDQUAKE was devastated by MADKAWRAW'S LAW in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER was handily defeated by LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MEGINNAW'S RULE vanquished HAMMY HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP lost to SHADOW in a 2 minute novice's duel.
DRUCKHAMMER was overpowered by FYRE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CANTU defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's match.
SILVER FANG devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 15 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 20 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
Turn 167 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAKKEH KILLER 6032 14 13 0 94 MILCHAMAH (663)
BASHING ATTACK SOURDOUGH 5913 10 9 1 75 BREAD (653)
LUNGING ATTACK IRON BITCH 5859 10 9 0 61 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
TOTAL PARRY MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 12 7 0 57 MILCHAMAH (663)
STRIKING ATTACK MINDQUAKE 5861 11 7 0 57 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 3954 5 2 0 55 DEADLY RAGE (158)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAKKEH KILLER 6032. The most popular warrior this
turn was DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949. The ten other most popular fighters were TESA 6036,
MAKKEH KILLER 6032, SHADOW 6052, FYRE 6051, SOURDOUGH 5913, SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP
5951, IRON BITCH 5859, PORKY PIG 5953, MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029, and LEPER MESSIAH 3954.
The least popular fighter this week was DRUCKHAMMER 6037. The other ten least
popular fighters were HAMMY HAMSTER 5950, MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034, MINDQUAKE 5861,
CHICKER S#!^ 5952, COBLE 6038, 2 PHAT 2 5470, SILVER FANG 6050, GIGGLY JANE 5939,
NOPE 6045, and CANTU 6040.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TAMED SHREW 1776 (150-126-1) 2 3 0 VERMIN
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ZOLTAN 1483 (19-7-1) 2 3 0 LOST SWORDS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
2 PHAT 5064 (37-19-1) 2 3 0 VERMIN
PERSEUS 1612 (41-26-1) 2 3 0 DEADLY RAGE II
CANNONBALL 5313 (18-13-0) 0 2 0 X-POSSE
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ORPHAN 5463 (20-9-2) 1 3 0 X-POSSE
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DRUWEZ 5683 (6-6-0) 1 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD II
MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 (10-7-0) 1 3 0 MILCHAMAH
MAKKEH KILLER 6032 (12-13-0) 0 2 0 MILCHAMAH
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034 (7-18-0) 0 2 0 MILCHAMAH
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JUDOKA JOSH 5697 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 JOURNEYMEN
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 (4-2-0) 3 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
ACUTATE 5161 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 AD HOMINEM
LEOPARD HAMMER 5275 (8-4-3) 1 3 0 DEAD JUNGLE HAMMERZ
TIGER HAMMER 5274 (3-8-1) 1 3 0 JUNGLE HAMMERZ
ACUTE 5154 (4-0-0) 0 2 0 AD HOMINEM
FOXGLOVE HAMMER 4366 (4-4-0) 0 2 0 DEADLY HAMMERZ
HYENA HAMMER 5278 (4-5-1) 0 2 0 JUNGLE HAMMERZ
MINDQUAKE 5861 (11-5-0) 0 2 0 TWISTED SISTERS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DARK GRIFTER 3021 (5-1-1) 8 1 0 DEAD MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS
AHZAZY 5120 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 R.A.G.E. WAR II
HEATHER 5132 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 SEXY LADIES
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DU HAST MICH 4708 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 DEAD DEADLY RAGE
ILL NINO 4974 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PORK CHOP SR. 5746 (0-0-0) 6 3 2 HOG WARS
MONKEY HAMMER 5324 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 JUNGLE HAMMERZ
ONSLAUGHT 5941 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD X-POSSE
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CATER PILLAR 2304 (11-1-2) 5 3 0 VERMIN
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0) 2 3 1 MCDONALD'S FARM
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BANDIT 5040 (5-7-1) 2 3 0 HOG WARS
GROUND HOG 2001 (3-3-0) 0 2 0 VERMIN
GRUNT 2466 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 DINO-DUDES
TERRIBLE T 4921 (7-5-1) 0 2 0 5-AMIGOS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AYLA 5672 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD II
KRISTA CREAM 1487 (0-1-0) 2 3 0 ORIGINALE BASTARDS
KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
CYSPAR 5104 (3-2-0) 0 2 0 R.A.G.E. WAR
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THOLIE 5668 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 GLACIATION GUILD II
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARTHUR PENDRAGON 4705 (0-0-0) 2 3 2 LEGENDS
FELON 5230 (0-2-0) 2 3 0 CRIME WAVE
MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6027 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 MILCHAMAH