DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/05/2006 Duedate: 02/01/2006
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-168
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAKKEH KILLER
MILCHAMAH (663)
(72-6032) [15-13-0,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAKKEH KILLER PORKY PIG
MILCHAMAH (663) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-6032) [15-13-0,101] (72-5953) [3-1-1,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAKKEH KILLER MAKKEH KILLER
MILCHAMAH (663) MILCHAMAH (663)
(72-6032) [15-13-0,101] (72-6032) [15-13-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILCHAMAH (663)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OUTLAWS (643) 39
2. MILCHAMAH (663) 21 DEADLY RAGE (158)
3. VERMIN (165) 20 Unchartered Team
4. DEADLY RAGE (158) 16
5. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 8 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 LIQUIDS (652) 13 7 0 65.0 1/ 2 MILCHAMAH (663) 10 3 0
2/ 5 DEADLY RAGE (158) 131 90 9 59.3 2/ 1*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 9 2
3/ 4*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 11 9 2 55.0 3- 4*THE KINDRED (664) 5 5 0
4- 7 BREAD (653) 12 10 1 54.5 4- 3 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 4 6 0
5- 8 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575) 32 27 6 54.2 5/10 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 2 1
6- 9*THE KINDRED (664) 5 5 0 50.0 6- 8 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575) 2 2 0
7/10 VERMIN (165) 191 194 8 49.6 7/ 0 OUTLAWS (643) 2 3 0
8-11 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 43 48 4 47.3 8- 6 LIQUIDS (652) 1 0 0
9/12 MILCHAMAH (663) 185 235 17 44.0 9- 7 BREAD (653) 1 1 0
10/ 0 OUTLAWS (643) 13 43 4 23.2 10/11 VERMIN (165) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hammer has granted his original MILCHAMAH stable the opportunity to carry on our
unrefined tradition here in DragonHead for the unforeseen future.
My thanks to SOURDOUGH and especially IRON BITCH for the opportunity to climb
the ranks and be seated upon the Duel Master's Throne in such unexpected fashion.
Now my future is in the blade of my hand as I endeavor to do Hammer proud by
graduating from this fine arena; although it has been several years since our stable
was competing in The Hammer 400 over on Niytyole Island in DM 33.
The View from the Top is even More Glorious over here in DragonHead Arena!
-- MAKKEH KILLER
P.S. Special thanks to Assur for deactivating KOOL AID for the upcoming Summer Facer
Champs Tourney, which paved my way to the DragonHead Throne!
P.P.S. Hammer had our stable transferred over here from DM 82 after reading the
Personal Ad from Assur explaining why he was prepping his Bashers [and any other
warrior styles] over here in DragonHead instead of in DM 82, so Assur deserves some
of the credit for my surprising success here in DragonHead Arena!
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of DRAGONHEAD! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team MEAT YOUR MAKER was
unseated this week as MILCHAMAH moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a
3-2-0 record for the round. Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the
corner! Witness how this week DEADLY RAGE went 1-1-1 to move up 5 in the rankings.
2 PHAT 2 caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully
bested MADKAWRAW'S LAW and was awarded 20 points in recognition. In one of the
week's more notable duels, 2 PHAT 2 put down MADKAWRAW'S LAW, causing her to lose 19
points of recognition in the process. Not for nothing has MAKKEH KILLER in the past
laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week she's proven hers combat skill
yet again. Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week,
the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city DRAGONHEAD. I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's
challenge seeking began. DEADLY RAGE is feared. This much I can say. If you didn't
look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of MILCHAMAH last
week. Busy avoiding DEADLY RAGE? Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it
but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after 2 PHAT 2. Watch your back!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! I must report the passing of MOOL'S ZPR?PPER,
veteran of many duels. 8-20-0 final record Hers was not illustrious--but death plays
no favorites. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but
sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise
are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAKKEH KILLER 6032 15 13 0 101 MILCHAMAH (663)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KOOL AID 5909 11 6 0 106 LIQUIDS (652)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
2 PHAT 2 5470 7 12 0 82 VERMIN (165)
MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 7 0 77 MILCHAMAH (663)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOURDOUGH 5913 10 9 1 75 BREAD (653)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 6 2 1 66 DEADLY RAGE (158)
MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 12 16 0 62 MILCHAMAH (663)
-IRON BITCH 5859 10 9 0 61 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-MINDQUAKE 5861 11 7 0 57 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TIGER HAMMER 5274 4 8 1 39 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
-RABID RABBIT 2317 8 8 0 38 VERMIN (165)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HYENA HAMMER 5278 5 5 1 32 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
PORKY PIG 5953 3 1 1 28 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939 5 5 0 27 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
COPYCAT 5854 2 6 0 27 OUTLAWS (643)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYBABY 5853 3 3 0 20 OUTLAWS (643)
-CANTU 6040 2 0 0 20 THE KINDRED (664)
CHICKER S#!^ 5952 2 2 0 18 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-TESA 6036 2 0 0 17 THE KINDRED (664)
-SHADOW 6052 1 0 0 17 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-WATER 5907 2 0 0 16 LIQUIDS (652)
-SILVER FANG 6050 1 0 0 15 THE KINDRED (664)
DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056 1 0 0 14 MILCHAMAH (663)
-WHOLE WHEAT 5914 2 0 0 13 BREAD (653)
-FYRE 6051 1 0 0 12 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 2 2 1 9 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-ILL NINO 4974 1 0 0 9 DEADLY RAGE (158)
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 2 2 0 8 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 2 2 0 8 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MONKEY HAMMER 5324 0 1 0 3 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (575)
-COBLE 6038 0 2 0 2 THE KINDRED (664)
-DRUCKHAMMER 6037 0 2 0 2 THE KINDRED (664)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 5 0 1 0 1 PORKY PIG 5953 168 NONE
TOTAL LOSER 6058 0 1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158 HIGH ELF 19 168 NONE
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034 8 20 0 MILCHAMAH 663 LEPER MESSIAH 3954 168
JAX 5840 2 3 0 OUTLAWS 643 BANDIT PRINCE 25 168 NONE
KAIN 5839 1 3 1 OUTLAWS 643 SPYMASTER 22 168 NONE
MIMIC 5838 1 2 1 OUTLAWS 643 SPYMASTER 22 168 NONE
ICE HEART 6002 0 2 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 166 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAX was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KAIN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MIMIC was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TOTAL LOSER was butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
LEPER MESSIAH murdered MOOL'S ZPR?PPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MAKKEH KILLER overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MADKAWRAW'S LAW was devastated by 2 PHAT 2 in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MEGINNAW'S RULE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute expert's melee.
CRYBABY vanquished SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
COPYCAT overpowered HAMMY HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHICKER S#!^ overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's bout.
PORKY PIG murdered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
DON CORNBEEFLEON was bested by DEADLY MADKAWRAW in a 1 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 2 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 15 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 20 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
Turn 168 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAKKEH KILLER 6032 15 13 0 101 MILCHAMAH (663)
TOTAL PARRY MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 7 0 77 MILCHAMAH (663)
SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 3954 6 2 1 66 DEADLY RAGE (158)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAKKEH KILLER 6032. The most popular warrior this
turn was MAKKEH KILLER 6032. The ten other most popular fighters were MEGINNAW'S
RULE 6035, CRYBABY 5853, 2 PHAT 2 5470, COPYCAT 5854, PORKY PIG 5953, DEADLY
MADKAWRAW 6056, JAX 5840, TOTAL LOSER 6058, LEPER MESSIAH 3954, and
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMMY HAMSTER 5950. The other ten least
popular fighters were MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029, MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034, MIMIC 5838, KAIN
5839, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, CHICKER S#!^ 5952, SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951, LEPER
MESSIAH 3954, TOTAL LOSER 6058, and JAX 5840.